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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#29614 - No need to thank me fellow scientist, it's what I do for a living 05/20/2013 on Religion Board +1
#29611 - mfw I destroy dumb fundies  [+] (7 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Religion Board +3
#29642 - jokeface (05/20/2013) [-]
Mfw
User avatar #29615 - mayormilkman (05/20/2013) [-]
You seem to be deprived of nutritious Mountain Dew and Doritos!
#29616 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
That's where you're wrong my scientist buddy, Sagan blessed me with quite the supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos (the life force of true atheists) you just cannot see my massive supply.
User avatar #29652 - thezillis (05/20/2013) [-]
Where do you find all these fag atheists? Coming from San Francisco I know fags and I know atheists, but these guys are fucking cringeworthy.
#29709 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
If you're looking for TRUE atheists, you should check out /r/atheism!
It's a place full of logic and scientists
Pic related, it's my idol
User avatar #29613 - donutsection (05/20/2013) [-]
cool story sista
#29614 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
No need to thank me fellow scientist, it's what I do for a living
#10091 - I'd be more than happy to have him join the heat  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10095 - falcke (05/20/2013) [-]
Heat fans... Heat fans everywhere
User avatar #10094 - theeballsack (05/20/2013) [-]
How about no!
User avatar #10107 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
How will he win a ring if he's not on the heat?
#10089 - T-MAC IS BACK  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #10090 - theeballsack (05/19/2013) [-]
He's rusty as hell. I just hope he can finally get a ring
User avatar #10091 - bossauce (05/19/2013) [-]
I'd be more than happy to have him join the heat
#10095 - falcke (05/20/2013) [-]
Heat fans... Heat fans everywhere
User avatar #10094 - theeballsack (05/20/2013) [-]
How about no!
User avatar #10107 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
How will he win a ring if he's not on the heat?
#62820 - The Beatles 05/19/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
#10082 - no 05/19/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#203 - You appear to be mistaken, he never touched or cheated on Yoko…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/17/2013 on What's that? 0
#208 - headtripp (05/20/2013) [-]
listverse.com/2012/05/12/top-10-unpleasant-facts-about-john-lennon/ sorry to still be bothering you I just don't like to be told im wrong when im not (gif unrelated)
User avatar #210 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
ALSO in his solo career, he wrote a song about his former issues, "Jealous Guy".
User avatar #212 - headtripp (05/20/2013) [-]
He wrote a song about it....cool he still hit fucking woman and beat his wives
User avatar #213 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
He hit his first wife, not Yoko, he never touched nor cheated on Yoko as you may think. To respond to your other comment, I know he hit his first wife, it's despicable that he did it but he owned up to his mistake and became an advocate for peace. The author of your "source" claims Lennon was a pathological liar, he wasn't. He wasn't seriously addicted to Heroin, he used it and once he realized he was developing a problem, he quit cold turkey (another solo song). And he did meet Yoko at an art show too. And the author says that when he was out of the public eye for a while, he was in a "drug induced haze", not true either. He felt that as long as Paul was producing below average material, he didn't need to record but, when Paul released "Coming Up", Lennon realized that he had something to compete against again and decided to start recording again. Also your "source" loses all credibility when he decides to justify the actions of the scum that killed John. /rant
#209 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
I hope you realize how bias that source is, thus removing almost all credibility.
Pic related, Lennon's take on his wife-beating
User avatar #211 - headtripp (05/20/2013) [-]
alright where thats where we differ You love his music and refuse to acknowledge he was a pathological liar and a woman beater I respect his talents but think of him as a piece of shit for hitting woman I saw that shit growing up I don't like it
#111 - "I used to be cruel to my woman I beat her and kept h…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/16/2013 on What's that? +7
User avatar #202 - headtripp (05/17/2013) [-]
Not at all look it up I know everybody gets butthurt about the beatles but after he cheated on his first wife many times he went with Yoka Ouno (or however you spell it) and beat her, verbally abused her and his son, cheated on her in front of her, made her make a list of every guy she fucked and swear them as mortal enemies and other messed up shit he was fried and fucked in the head. he made good music tho right?
User avatar #203 - bossauce (05/17/2013) [-]
You appear to be mistaken, he never touched or cheated on Yoko
Nice try though
#208 - headtripp (05/20/2013) [-]
listverse.com/2012/05/12/top-10-unpleasant-facts-about-john-lennon/ sorry to still be bothering you I just don't like to be told im wrong when im not (gif unrelated)
User avatar #210 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
ALSO in his solo career, he wrote a song about his former issues, "Jealous Guy".
User avatar #212 - headtripp (05/20/2013) [-]
He wrote a song about it....cool he still hit fucking woman and beat his wives
User avatar #213 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
He hit his first wife, not Yoko, he never touched nor cheated on Yoko as you may think. To respond to your other comment, I know he hit his first wife, it's despicable that he did it but he owned up to his mistake and became an advocate for peace. The author of your "source" claims Lennon was a pathological liar, he wasn't. He wasn't seriously addicted to Heroin, he used it and once he realized he was developing a problem, he quit cold turkey (another solo song). And he did meet Yoko at an art show too. And the author says that when he was out of the public eye for a while, he was in a "drug induced haze", not true either. He felt that as long as Paul was producing below average material, he didn't need to record but, when Paul released "Coming Up", Lennon realized that he had something to compete against again and decided to start recording again. Also your "source" loses all credibility when he decides to justify the actions of the scum that killed John. /rant
#209 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
I hope you realize how bias that source is, thus removing almost all credibility.
Pic related, Lennon's take on his wife-beating
User avatar #211 - headtripp (05/20/2013) [-]
alright where thats where we differ You love his music and refuse to acknowledge he was a pathological liar and a woman beater I respect his talents but think of him as a piece of shit for hitting woman I saw that shit growing up I don't like it
#29338 - He's not naked, he's covered in euphoria 05/16/2013 on Religion Board +1
#29327 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Religion Board -1
User avatar #29462 - feelythefeel (05/18/2013) [-]
Stop being so edgy, you might break something.
#29404 - vangoz (05/17/2013) [-]
The Dalits or "untouchables" of India have been oppressed longer than any of those groups so get over yourselves.
User avatar #29347 - undeadwill (05/17/2013) [-]
I'm gay and an atheist. Where is your god no-
Oh right.
User avatar #29328 - ragnarfag (05/16/2013) [-]
Is that guy naked?
User avatar #29338 - bossauce (05/16/2013) [-]
He's not naked, he's covered in euphoria
#10023 - Because **** Scottie Pippen right?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +6
User avatar #10024 - theeballsack (05/16/2013) [-]
Yes!
#10009 - Well the Bulls played well, just not well enough I do hope… 05/16/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10003 - Let's go Heat! Time to end the Bulls' season 05/15/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9973 - Regardless of the refs, the heat would've most likely made the… 05/15/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9971 - I wouldn't mind that too much either 05/15/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9969 - The Knicks suck though Heat v Pacers should be a pretty go… 05/15/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9939 - Picture 05/14/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#9930 - You were the one crying after game 3, not me I'm just happ… 05/14/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#9885 - Well at least the Bulls broke a bunch of records today Inb… 05/14/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#28993 - MFW I became an atheist 05/13/2013 on Religion Board -1
#9853 - Time to crush the spirits of both the Bulls and their fans 05/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... -1
#9843 - There's a difference between guys like Chris Paul and Derek Fi… 05/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9825 - Picture 05/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9822 - Picture 05/12/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#56 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Eskimos +23
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#158 - Womens Study Major (05/12/2013) [-]
*Bill Maher

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
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User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
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#52 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - Womens Study Major (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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