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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#436 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 03/06/2012 on My Reality +12
#440 - Fgner (03/06/2012) [-]
You bet your ass.
User avatar #475 - thewickedgoose (03/06/2012) [-]
I like this guy.
User avatar #480 - Fgner (03/06/2012) [-]
I like you too wicked goose. Your name reminds me of Wicked Shrapnel from "This Gun Fucking Sucks"...
#441 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
#447 - captainmcuseless (03/06/2012) [-]
What the FUCK is that?
User avatar #452 - afroadam (03/06/2012) [-]
its from an episode of courage the cowardly dog
#444 - Fgner (03/06/2012) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK.
#446 - Fgner (03/06/2012) [-]
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
#449 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
#443 - samjackal (03/06/2012) [-]
This gif terrifies me in a way i can't explain...
#220 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2012 on The one time. . . +13
#308 - vexigen (03/06/2012) [-]
It ain't rape if it's consensual ;)
#285 - spyronos (03/06/2012) [-]
rapeman thread is a go
#6 - So?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2012 on bossauce's profile 0
#7 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job
You want a prize?

#1 - Picture 03/06/2012 on Haven't Seen a Friendzone... 0
#61 - I see no problem here 03/06/2012 on I caught a ginger this time +1
#60 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2012 on I caught a ginger this time +14
#77 - bocal (03/06/2012) [-]
#40 - Picture 03/06/2012 on Early April Fools! +2
#107 - Why the fuck not? 03/06/2012 on The one time. . . +1
#95 - Are you too old for my friend here?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2012 on The one time. . . +7
#197 - vexigen (03/06/2012) [-]
Those cuffs aren't fuzzy enough :D
#220 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
#308 - vexigen (03/06/2012) [-]
It ain't rape if it's consensual ;)
#285 - spyronos (03/06/2012) [-]
rapeman thread is a go
#93 - Who says I care?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2012 on The one time. . . +5
#94 - vexigen (03/06/2012) [-]
I'm too old for you Mr. Pedo bear :D
#95 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Are you too old for my friend here?
#197 - vexigen (03/06/2012) [-]
Those cuffs aren't fuzzy enough :D
#220 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
#308 - vexigen (03/06/2012) [-]
It ain't rape if it's consensual ;)
#285 - spyronos (03/06/2012) [-]
rapeman thread is a go
#89 - You sir have saved this thread 03/06/2012 on The one time. . . +5
#82 - YOU'RE ALL FUCKED NOW  [+] (10 new replies) 03/06/2012 on The one time. . . -3
#106 - yisumad (03/06/2012) [-]
#119 - legendofzeldafreak (03/06/2012) [-]
#159 - aerosol (03/06/2012) [-]
#107 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Why the fuck not?
User avatar #88 - duelwing (03/06/2012) [-]
**duelwing rolls 65** who ya gonna call?
#86 - mrkarlosos (03/06/2012) [-]
**mrkarlosos rolls 11**
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User avatar #89 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
You sir have saved this thread
#84 - daveyiscool (03/06/2012) [-]
**daveyiscool rolls 84**
#85 - daveyiscool (03/06/2012) [-]
#589 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2012 on seanessytheking's profile 0
#590 - shadowrated (03/05/2012) [-]
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#26 - I came here to call you a nigger Then I remembered th… 03/05/2012 on ibewhite's profile 0
#125 - Picture 03/05/2012 on Gangsta Fail +8
#102 - *Hash Slinging Slasher <-- Pic semi-related  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2012 on Life as a cow +4
#112 - pbwhocares (03/05/2012) [-]
Is this the one you are looking for?
#95 - Picture 03/05/2012 on lifelong fear... +2
#450 - Whats the hardest part about going to an elementary school? … 03/05/2012 on Anti-Jokes Part 1 +3
#441 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 03/05/2012 on Anti-Jokes Part 1 +4
#481 - grandjoker (03/05/2012) [-]
#476 - grandjoker (03/05/2012) [-]
#457 - thetruetroll (03/05/2012) [-]
#479 - grandjoker (03/05/2012) [-]
#480 - grandjoker (03/05/2012) [-]
#474 - grandjoker (03/05/2012) [-]
seizure thread
#491 - seekay (03/05/2012) [-]
..ouch.
#351 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2012 on Makes me hard... +3
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#350 - **bossauce rolls 9** same as before  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2012 on Makes me hard... +5
#351 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
#359 - coldpasta has deleted their comment.
#346 - **bossauce rolls 2** Will this get top comment?  [+] (11 new replies) 03/05/2012 on Makes me hard... +2
User avatar #396 - brandonius (03/05/2012) [-]
**brandonius rolls 4** Will I ever be as cool as Spiderman?
#398 - brandonius (03/05/2012) [-]
#394 - brosafterhoes has deleted their comment.
User avatar #373 - toodamnlazy (03/05/2012) [-]
**toodamnlazy rolls 1**
User avatar #369 - toodamnlazy (03/05/2012) [-]
**toodamnlazy rolls 2** will i get laid with a girlfriend
User avatar #368 - varric (03/05/2012) [-]
**varric rolls 1** will I die alone
#370 - varric (03/05/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #350 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
**bossauce rolls 9** same as before
#351 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
#359 - coldpasta has deleted their comment.
#349 - ballerbill (03/05/2012) [-]
**ballerbill rolls 6** Let me try to help
#2 - Picture 03/05/2012 on Compilations 0
#577 - Picture 03/05/2012 on seanessytheking's profile 0
#28 - Picture 03/05/2012 on The one time. . . +8

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#52 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's fucking hilarious.

Fucking psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out squirnigga

squirnigga uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
squirnigga faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
squirnigga faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned nigger respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

nigger respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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