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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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Level 311 Content: Wizard → Level 312 Content: Wizard
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Subscribers:10
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Times Content Favorited:5466 times
Total Comments Made:3112
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#495 - **bossauce rolls 4** lets try this again  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2012 on my car drawing -4
#497 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #504 - jaqounte (03/08/2012) [-]
**jaqounte rolls 9**
Is he a boss?
User avatar #506 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
It must be true
#493 - **bossauce rolls 6** will this get top comment?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2012 on my car drawing -1
User avatar #495 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
**bossauce rolls 4** lets try this again
#497 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #504 - jaqounte (03/08/2012) [-]
**jaqounte rolls 9**
Is he a boss?
User avatar #506 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
It must be true
#56 - Says the guy that threatened to beat me with a shovel and shoo… 03/08/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! -3
#55 - God, I'm just having so much fun right now, its funny how diff… 03/08/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! -1
#52 - You're worthless threats amuse me And you have a gun, how …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! -2
#54 - hatezyouprolly (03/08/2012) [-]
says the kid who threatened to beat me with a bat..just stop kid
User avatar #56 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
Says the guy that threatened to beat me with a shovel and shoot me, you started it, I simply responded to the threat you made to me
#50 - I must say you have made my day  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! -2
#53 - hatezyouprolly (03/08/2012) [-]
I can't wait to get banned for this, but Kony, the Ugandan hero (love the wordfilter by the way) hates people like you so maybe I won't be, go back to junior high cumdumpster
User avatar #55 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
God, I'm just having so much fun right now, its funny how differences in music tastes can get some so angry
#49 - I can tell by your collection of GIF's, I personally would rap…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! +1
#51 - hatezyouprolly (03/08/2012) [-]
I can tell you by your manner of speaking that you're a underage faggot who sits on the computer all day, and your bat wouldn't do shit against my handgun
User avatar #52 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
You're worthless threats amuse me
And you have a gun, how nice for you
#54 - hatezyouprolly (03/08/2012) [-]
says the kid who threatened to beat me with a bat..just stop kid
User avatar #56 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
Says the guy that threatened to beat me with a shovel and shoot me, you started it, I simply responded to the threat you made to me
#46 - Yes let the butthurt and poor music taste flow through you  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! 0
#48 - hatezyouprolly (03/08/2012) [-]
>still uses the term butthurt
>only uses family guy reaction pics
>thinks I give a fuck about his opinion
>thinks the beetles are a good band
>obviously a prepubescent teenager
>how cute
>mfw
#50 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
I must say you have made my day
#53 - hatezyouprolly (03/08/2012) [-]
I can't wait to get banned for this, but Kony, the Ugandan hero (love the wordfilter by the way) hates people like you so maybe I won't be, go back to junior high cumdumpster
User avatar #55 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
God, I'm just having so much fun right now, its funny how differences in music tastes can get some so angry
#44 - Frankly, they rock (and you get butthurt at me for saying some… 03/08/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! 0
#41 - There is a massive amount of butthurt in your comment  [+] (6 new replies) 03/08/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! 0
#45 - hatezyouprolly (03/08/2012) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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Go back to being 13 somewhere else
#46 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
Yes let the butthurt and poor music taste flow through you
#48 - hatezyouprolly (03/08/2012) [-]
>still uses the term butthurt
>only uses family guy reaction pics
>thinks I give a fuck about his opinion
>thinks the beetles are a good band
>obviously a prepubescent teenager
>how cute
>mfw
#50 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
I must say you have made my day
#53 - hatezyouprolly (03/08/2012) [-]
I can't wait to get banned for this, but Kony, the Ugandan hero (love the wordfilter by the way) hates people like you so maybe I won't be, go back to junior high cumdumpster
User avatar #55 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
God, I'm just having so much fun right now, its funny how differences in music tastes can get some so angry
#38 - *not **** MY SPELLING 03/08/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! 0
#37 - First I'm no seven, I'm eight Second The Beatles kick ass,…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! +2
User avatar #38 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
*not
FUCK MY SPELLING
#2 - I see no problem with his tactics But seriously Kony, can … 03/08/2012 on I am so going to hell 0
#33 - Picture 03/08/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! +2
#3 - Picture 03/08/2012 on look at the description +1
#2 - <---- GIF semi-related 03/08/2012 on The internet has fucked me... +34
#30 - I hope everyone from /b/ rapes you simultaneously  [+] (7 new replies) 03/08/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! -3
#103 - shadowrated (03/08/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#47 - hatezyouprolly (03/08/2012) [-]
I frequent /b/, I'd rather rape you with a shovel
User avatar #49 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
I can tell by your collection of GIF's, I personally would rape you with a bat covered in broken pieces of Beatles cd's
#51 - hatezyouprolly (03/08/2012) [-]
I can tell you by your manner of speaking that you're a underage faggot who sits on the computer all day, and your bat wouldn't do shit against my handgun
User avatar #52 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
You're worthless threats amuse me
And you have a gun, how nice for you
#54 - hatezyouprolly (03/08/2012) [-]
says the kid who threatened to beat me with a bat..just stop kid
User avatar #56 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
Says the guy that threatened to beat me with a shovel and shoot me, you started it, I simply responded to the threat you made to me
#29 - Picture 03/08/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! +2
#28 - Its spelled "9fag" 03/08/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! +2
#2 - The only problem I have with Kony Is the fact he's a … 03/08/2012 on Joseph kony +2
#4 - I'm glad you liked it too Dora  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2012 on oh she nasty +66
#21 - hidemoto (03/08/2012) [-]
#209 - sothenisaid (03/09/2012) [-]
too bad he beat you to it jacko
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! +6
#63 - shadowrated (03/08/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#18 - Picture 03/07/2012 on Well Screw You Internet! 0
#265 - Picture 03/07/2012 on Equality 0
#31 - Picture 03/07/2012 on Epic Seth Myers. +39

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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