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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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Content Thumbs: 115089 total,  125273 ,  10184
Comment Thumbs: 20589 total,  23134 ,  2545
Content Level Progress: 1.68% (84/5000)
Level 311 Content: Wizard → Level 312 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: 57.8% (578/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:10
Content Views:2908167
Times Content Favorited:5463 times
Total Comments Made:3112
FJ Points:2742
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#76 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2012 on Wedding 0
User avatar #80 - jordanish (03/11/2012) [-]
... dude, they're over 21. That's more than 3 times older than your usual girls...
#95 - bossauce (03/11/2012) [-]
Why can't you post something for me?
User avatar #99 - jordanish (03/11/2012) [-]
Sorry bro, try /b/
#100 - bossauce (03/11/2012) [-]
#21 - Picture 03/11/2012 on nope nope nope -1
#453 - That's the point 03/11/2012 on WAT 0
#412 - You act like that's unusual 03/11/2012 on WAT +1
#411 - Picture  [+] (20 new replies) 03/11/2012 on WAT +2
User avatar #466 - sunice (03/11/2012) [-]
**sunice rolls 91**
User avatar #464 - leetsandman (03/11/2012) [-]
**leetsandman rolls 58**
#450 - silverlance (03/11/2012) [-]
the amount of people who actually have rule 34 pony is disturbing
User avatar #454 - trollsidon (03/11/2012) [-]
I don't think anyones doing it anyways.
User avatar #453 - bossauce (03/11/2012) [-]
That's the point
User avatar #445 - pandamoncia (03/11/2012) [-]
**pandamoncia rolls 59**

#432 - polop (03/11/2012) [-]
**polop rolls 88**
User avatar #435 - polop (03/11/2012) [-]
**polop rolled user wertq **
User avatar #431 - zennshi (03/11/2012) [-]
**zennshi rolls 23**
#430 - anonymous (03/11/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 39**
User avatar #427 - megachocolatejesus (03/11/2012) [-]
**megachocolatejesus rolls 12**
User avatar #423 - thefunnyside (03/11/2012) [-]
**thefunnyside rolls 97**
User avatar #424 - thefunnyside (03/11/2012) [-]
**thefunnyside rolls 21**
User avatar #421 - trollsidon (03/11/2012) [-]
**trollsidon rolls 79**
#415 - axelmiller (03/11/2012) [-]
**axelmiller rolls 61**
User avatar #419 - biggieboy (03/11/2012) [-]
**biggieboy rolls 50**
#414 - axelmiller (03/11/2012) [-]
Chances are I'm going to mess this up. But let's give it a try.
*roll 2*
User avatar #417 - biggieboy (03/11/2012) [-]
you messed up.
#420 - axelmiller (03/11/2012) [-]
Yup :(

I don't usually attempt rolling dubs. But now I figured it out.
User avatar #425 - biggieboy (03/11/2012) [-]
good :) didn't thumb down though, no worries
#82 - Here's the link 03/11/2012 on exotic's profile 0
#90 - FJ is better than 9gag 03/11/2012 on biggerthanyou's profile 0
#454 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2012 on accident +2
#455 - cornonthebob (03/11/2012) [-]
hahahahaha
#88 - Holy unrelated picture batman  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2012 on biggerthanyou's profile 0
#89 - biggerthanyou (03/11/2012) [-]
#90 - bossauce (03/11/2012) [-]
FJ is better than 9gag
#84 - YOU ARE A ******* ASSHOLE  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2012 on biggerthanyou's profile 0
#85 - biggerthanyou (03/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #88 - bossauce (03/11/2012) [-]
Holy unrelated picture batman
#89 - biggerthanyou (03/11/2012) [-]
#90 - bossauce (03/11/2012) [-]
FJ is better than 9gag
#1035 - I disagree with your statement But love that picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2012 on Spending time on FunnyJunk 0
#1047 - biggerthanyou Comment deleted by bossauce
#1031 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 03/11/2012 on Spending time on FunnyJunk -1
User avatar #1075 - generalcam (03/11/2012) [-]
**generalcam rolls 15**

#1071 - blackmanrollipolli (03/11/2012) [-]
lets see if i can do it.
#1073 - blackmanrollipolli (03/11/2012) [-]
**blackmanrollipolli rolled user therealassman **
OH MAN WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!!!!!1!
User avatar #1067 - anthonyh (03/11/2012) [-]
**anthonyh rolls 51** just one more time
User avatar #1069 - anthonyh (03/11/2012) [-]
fuck you too, dubs wizard.
User avatar #1066 - anthonyh (03/11/2012) [-]
**anthonyh rolls 91** can i try again?
User avatar #1063 - anthonyh (03/11/2012) [-]
**anthonyh rolls 54** I got this guys.
User avatar #1065 - anthonyh (03/11/2012) [-]
God dammit
User avatar #1060 - hindukush (03/11/2012) [-]
**hindukush rolls 82**
User avatar #1046 - gtk (03/11/2012) [-]
**gtk rolls 02**
#1037 - biggerthanyou Comment deleted by bossauce
User avatar #1036 - tagline (03/11/2012) [-]
**tagline rolls 38** Let's see who the nigger is...
#1034 - biggerthanyou Comment deleted by bossauce
#111 - It says "shape"  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2012 on Dat Car +4
User avatar #113 - innateshelf (03/11/2012) [-]
i still dont get it but okeydokey sorry for being retarded
#108 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2012 on Dat Car +8
User avatar #109 - innateshelf (03/11/2012) [-]
probably i just don't get it please explain
#111 - bossauce (03/11/2012) [-]
It says "shape"
User avatar #113 - innateshelf (03/11/2012) [-]
i still dont get it but okeydokey sorry for being retarded
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2012 on 500 miles rage +6
#19 - geraldbostock (03/10/2012) [-]
#130 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2012 on Two childhoods with one stone +38
#131 - yuukoku (03/10/2012) [-]
#45 - Is it a crime to like both sites? 03/09/2012 on Cat Pictures 0
#16 - I remember seeing this on reddit the other day, nice try  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2012 on Cat Pictures 0
#39 - anonymous (03/09/2012) [-]
then go back to reddit and quit bitching
#45 - bossauce (03/09/2012) [-]
Is it a crime to like both sites?

#2 - DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE ******* **** … 03/09/2012 on /soc/ 0
#7 - Picture 03/09/2012 on gohard's profile 0
#6 - TIME TO DELIVER OP 03/09/2012 on drdisrespect's profile 0
#404 - Why are you just going around spamming the same comment? N…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2012 on Witty title about being... +9
#409 - ironmonger (03/08/2012) [-]
boreadasfuck.jpg
Also, I hate this site with a passion...
User avatar #411 - doctorfailkins (03/08/2012) [-]
well fuck off then
#443 - ironmonger (03/08/2012) [-]
If I shove my dick on a power outlet, I can both, fuck off and fuck on with the push of a switch
User avatar #447 - coolstream (03/08/2012) [-]
Please, do just that.
#506 - It must be true 03/08/2012 on my car drawing 0
#502 - <-- op in real life  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2012 on my car drawing +9
#537 - ixxamxxbatman (03/08/2012) [-]
#497 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2012 on my car drawing +1
User avatar #504 - jaqounte (03/08/2012) [-]
**jaqounte rolls 9**
Is he a boss?
User avatar #506 - bossauce (03/08/2012) [-]
It must be true

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#52 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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