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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 115089 total,  125273 ,  10184
Comment Thumbs: 20589 total,  23134 ,  2545
Content Level Progress: 1.68% (84/5000)
Level 311 Content: Wizard → Level 312 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: 57.8% (578/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:10
Content Views:2907993
Times Content Favorited:5463 times
Total Comments Made:3112
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#182 - Picture 03/21/2012 on 4chan +2
#49 - Picture 03/21/2012 on Stupd dog. 0
#226 - That was normal in MW2 silly 03/21/2012 on good thing it wasn't... +3
#197 - Three inches? Many feels go out to that poor man <… 03/21/2012 on wut, +1
#70 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2012 on Well, fork. +3
#88 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
I fucking love sp00n
User avatar #76 - shadowryu (03/21/2012) [-]
thumb beacause creatures
#236 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 03/21/2012 on Racism 0
User avatar #295 - vasilyzaytsev (03/31/2012) [-]
m240b bf3
#285 - spartanranger (03/21/2012) [-]
Phastron X from Mass Effect 3. All set.
#282 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
P90 MW3
#280 - anog (03/21/2012) [-]
SKS from Battlefield 3.

Fuck yes.
#277 - Mozer (03/21/2012) [-]
An MP5 with a 64 round mag, I'm good.

Pic Unrelated
User avatar #278 - anog (03/21/2012) [-]
Killing Floor, COUGH.
#273 - sasoono (03/21/2012) [-]
I've got my claws ability from the game Prototype. Come at me bro.
#265 - iseeyouthar has deleted their comment.
#264 - Lintutu (03/21/2012) [-]
an iron sword from minecraft.

well....hmm
#263 - ibadass (03/21/2012) [-]
M4 from Homefront, so no, not really that fucked, sir.
#261 - ocelots (03/21/2012) [-]
I seem to have a small stick.

AS FOR MY WEAPON...
#279 - anog (03/21/2012) [-]
Prediction
#256 - batassassin (03/21/2012) [-]
batman's fists. fuck yes, i'm saved.
User avatar #254 - samxdaxman (03/21/2012) [-]
fallout tesla cannon. those niggers are fucked.
#253 - jesusfrankenstein (03/21/2012) [-]
The motherfuckin' Master Sword. I got this.
User avatar #246 - shikurukato (03/21/2012) [-]
...Well.

I have an M-8 Avenger, which uses railgun technology, meaning that at the very least, Im firing a projectile accelerated to about 11,000 meters a second. Now, thinking that an 8 gram tungsten rod going at that speed is considered an anti-tank weapon, and the fact that these are more than likely ferrous instead of tungsten...

Im pretty fucking chill.
User avatar #242 - ivoryhammer (03/21/2012) [-]
The Collector Particle Beam from ME2.
#267 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
Guess dagger/stealth. realm of the mad god

#181 - wat  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2012 on a comic +11
#193 - remjensen (03/21/2012) [-]
Aww Shit CREATURES :DDD
#191 - fearthebarrett (03/21/2012) [-]
wut
#288 - Picture 03/21/2012 on Damn my teacher is hot +6
#944 - re-roll 03/20/2012 on Yao ming laughs at your... +1
#925 - Comment deleted 03/20/2012 on Yao ming laughs at your... 0
#921 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 03/20/2012 on Yao ming laughs at your... +1
User avatar #986 - djChives (03/20/2012) [-]
**djChives rolls 64**
#965 - anonymous (03/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 18**
User avatar #959 - thereforealiens (03/20/2012) [-]
**thereforealiens rolls 97**
#956 - anonymous (03/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 40**
#949 - nightshock has deleted their comment.
User avatar #941 - zanosa (03/20/2012) [-]
**zanosa rolls 15**

Is the command just *roll user'*' ?

User avatar #940 - cyannat (03/20/2012) [-]
**cyannat rolls 44**
User avatar #942 - cyannat (03/20/2012) [-]
**cyannat rolled user thedemoguy ** Oh shit sorry whoever this is!
User avatar #950 - cyannat (03/20/2012) [-]
**cyannat rolled user pieinmypantss ** Here's my Re-roll, private profile lol
User avatar #944 - bossauce (03/20/2012) [-]
re-roll
#939 - misteryshadow (03/20/2012) [-]
**misteryshadow rolls 54**
User avatar #933 - nicpnine (03/20/2012) [-]
**nicpnine rolls 31**
User avatar #928 - falloutplayer (03/20/2012) [-]
**falloutplayer rolls 52**
User avatar #929 - falloutplayer (03/20/2012) [-]
**falloutplayer rolls 08**
#922 - anonymous (03/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 17** I shall play this game
#934 - pfaffapalooza (03/20/2012) [-]
**pfaffapalooza rolls 24** them dubs perhaps?
#8 - Silly ****** You can't read 03/20/2012 on If you get this your a... +1
#1 - I guess I'll have to ask one of the pre-school children in my …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2012 on If you get this your a... +1
#5 - cookiesncreams (03/20/2012) [-]
ooo pick me me me
#8 - bossauce (03/20/2012) [-]
Silly nigger


You can't read
#69 - Picture 03/19/2012 on Sexytime Jog +6
#52 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Dolls +8
#76 - gmarrox (03/19/2012) [-]
#71 - rockernerd (03/19/2012) [-]
#78 - Picture 03/19/2012 on LOL +3
#133 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Well ain't that a paper cut... +40
#147 - anog (03/19/2012) [-]
This picture made my day. Thank you! :3
#136 - someguyonthewebz (03/19/2012) [-]
#212 - Picture 03/19/2012 on Facebook (-1) +2
#1 - She wasn't a problem for me 03/19/2012 on U mad? 0
#3 - This is mine 03/19/2012 on Reply Folder +2
#148 - Yay!! 03/19/2012 on I Hate these things +3
#140 - **bossauce rolled a random image posted in comment #165 at …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/19/2012 on I Hate these things 0
#146 - flomosho (03/19/2012) [-]
Here!
#167 - deutschermann (03/19/2012) [-]
**deutschermann rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Oh God Why.jpg ** do my car next!
#187 - flomosho (03/19/2012) [-]
Here ye go!
#196 - deutschermann (03/19/2012) [-]
**deutschermann rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at 1, 2, 3, Spaghetti... ** now this one!!!!
#200 - flomosho (03/19/2012) [-]
#148 - bossauce (03/19/2012) [-]
Yay!!
#287 - I didn't know all bronies were black people 03/19/2012 on Last Day on FJ 0
#115 - Comment deleted 03/19/2012 on Potato butt nuggets (on fire) 0
#298 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2012 on When You See It... +3
#318 - doctorninja (03/19/2012) [-]

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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