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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#10153 - He carried that team, no one else could score, all of Durant's… 05/22/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#29852 - GTFO you stupid fundie, go pray for **** that won…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Religion Board +2
#29858 - vangoz (05/22/2013) [-]
Now let me tell you why your post is full of lies.
1. There is no such thing as a PhD in logic and reasoning (There however is a PhD in Theology and Religious Studies)
2. There aren't any PhD's honorary or otherwise that would lurk on /religion/
3. I never said I practiced any religion
4. If I was a 'fundie' I'd be waving my religion in your face like a fag yet not once did I mention my actual religion
5. Prayer is known to cause psychological euphoria that makes you feel better
6. It's better to have faith in humanity than to have faith in nothing

Total atheist rating 1/10 you got a response good for you.
<my gods
User avatar #30004 - jokeface (05/23/2013) [-]
I'd love for you to elaborate on your fifth point. I've never heard that, nor have I ever experienced euphoria while praying.
#29888 - teoberry (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh my.
#10151 - You mean like when he shat on Kevin Durant for losing when he … 05/22/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10149 - Picture 05/22/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10145 - Are you Skip Bayless? 05/21/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#29802 - Yeah **** those fundies, you sure told them my eu… 05/21/2013 on Religion Board +2
#64 - He never beat his son 05/21/2013 on Why i love John Lennon -1
#60 - Picture 05/21/2013 on Why i love John Lennon +7
#59 - Picture 05/21/2013 on Why i love John Lennon 0
#29756 - Sure, I've got all the time in the world (well all the time th…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on Religion Board +2
#29757 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
A prosit( with Mountain Dew, of course!) to our reasoning and the destruction of fundamentalism!
#29754 - Hell yeah my logical friend, I seem to have just run out unfortunately  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Religion Board +4
#29755 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Great, can you later spare time for helping me writting this scientifical essay about the suppression of atheists by the ignorance of the christians?
#29756 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
Sure, I've got all the time in the world (well all the time that I don't use destroying idiotic fundies)
#29757 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
A prosit( with Mountain Dew, of course!) to our reasoning and the destruction of fundamentalism!
#29752 - I love your fedora, it really brings out the logic and reason …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Religion Board +3
#29753 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Hoho, that will show these fundies how retarded they are!
Also while we're at it, should we get us some some mountain dew and doritos?
#29754 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
Hell yeah my logical friend, I seem to have just run out unfortunately
#29755 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Great, can you later spare time for helping me writting this scientifical essay about the suppression of atheists by the ignorance of the christians?
#29756 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
Sure, I've got all the time in the world (well all the time that I don't use destroying idiotic fundies)
#29757 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
A prosit( with Mountain Dew, of course!) to our reasoning and the destruction of fundamentalism!
#29750 - All scientists are welcome in our journey! 05/21/2013 on Religion Board +3
#29747 - Let's go get a new frame together! We can stop by the loca…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Religion Board +4
#29751 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Praise Dawkins, what great idea! Where's my outgoing fedora?
#29752 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
I love your fedora, it really brings out the logic and reason in your eyes
By the way, what do you think of my atheist rage comic?
#29753 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Hoho, that will show these fundies how retarded they are!
Also while we're at it, should we get us some some mountain dew and doritos?
#29754 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
Hell yeah my logical friend, I seem to have just run out unfortunately
#29755 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Great, can you later spare time for helping me writting this scientifical essay about the suppression of atheists by the ignorance of the christians?
#29756 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
Sure, I've got all the time in the world (well all the time that I don't use destroying idiotic fundies)
#29757 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
A prosit( with Mountain Dew, of course!) to our reasoning and the destruction of fundamentalism!
#29748 - teoberry (05/20/2013) [-]
May I come along as well?
#29749 - teoberry (05/20/2013) [-]
and my son?
#29750 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
All scientists are welcome in our journey!
#10126 - Hey guys, I found Mike Brown's playbook!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +4
User avatar #10128 - MillionsKnives (05/21/2013) [-]
I do understand that you can look at it that way and say he is a bad player, but in truth, there needs to be someone to make good passes for the good players to be good. Everyone has their roles. If everyone was a Kobe/Labron/Kyrie, teams would be terrible.
User avatar #10131 - MillionsKnives (05/21/2013) [-]
And now I look retarded because he's a coach not a player. Oh well.

Still, it's the same in a lot of sports, they rely on their big names, which is why they give them so much money. The playmakers most likely don't make as much as the shooters, but are just as important.
#29745 - Indeed my fellow scientist!  [+] (12 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Religion Board +2
#29746 - ragnarfag (05/20/2013) [-]
I would be delighted to bash some small-minded fundies with you but my PhD in logic and reason needs a new framing.
#29747 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
Let's go get a new frame together!
We can stop by the local churches and laugh at all the dumb sheeple.
#29751 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Praise Dawkins, what great idea! Where's my outgoing fedora?
#29752 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
I love your fedora, it really brings out the logic and reason in your eyes
By the way, what do you think of my atheist rage comic?
#29753 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Hoho, that will show these fundies how retarded they are!
Also while we're at it, should we get us some some mountain dew and doritos?
#29754 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
Hell yeah my logical friend, I seem to have just run out unfortunately
#29755 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Great, can you later spare time for helping me writting this scientifical essay about the suppression of atheists by the ignorance of the christians?
#29756 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
Sure, I've got all the time in the world (well all the time that I don't use destroying idiotic fundies)
#29757 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
A prosit( with Mountain Dew, of course!) to our reasoning and the destruction of fundamentalism!
#29748 - teoberry (05/20/2013) [-]
May I come along as well?
#29749 - teoberry (05/20/2013) [-]
and my son?
#29750 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
All scientists are welcome in our journey!
#29743 - Well, he is my hero of course  [+] (14 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Religion Board +3
#29744 - ragnarfag (05/20/2013) [-]
Europhoria all the way!
#29745 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
Indeed my fellow scientist!
#29746 - ragnarfag (05/20/2013) [-]
I would be delighted to bash some small-minded fundies with you but my PhD in logic and reason needs a new framing.
#29747 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
Let's go get a new frame together!
We can stop by the local churches and laugh at all the dumb sheeple.
#29751 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Praise Dawkins, what great idea! Where's my outgoing fedora?
#29752 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
I love your fedora, it really brings out the logic and reason in your eyes
By the way, what do you think of my atheist rage comic?
#29753 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Hoho, that will show these fundies how retarded they are!
Also while we're at it, should we get us some some mountain dew and doritos?
#29754 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
Hell yeah my logical friend, I seem to have just run out unfortunately
#29755 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Great, can you later spare time for helping me writting this scientifical essay about the suppression of atheists by the ignorance of the christians?
#29756 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
Sure, I've got all the time in the world (well all the time that I don't use destroying idiotic fundies)
#29757 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
A prosit( with Mountain Dew, of course!) to our reasoning and the destruction of fundamentalism!
#29748 - teoberry (05/20/2013) [-]
May I come along as well?
#29749 - teoberry (05/20/2013) [-]
and my son?
#29750 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
All scientists are welcome in our journey!
#29738 - It's funniest when those dumb fundies come here and try to def…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Religion Board +5
#29741 - ragnarfag (05/20/2013) [-]
That Carl Sagan in the background.
#29743 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
Well, he is my hero of course
#29744 - ragnarfag (05/20/2013) [-]
Europhoria all the way!
#29745 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
Indeed my fellow scientist!
#29746 - ragnarfag (05/20/2013) [-]
I would be delighted to bash some small-minded fundies with you but my PhD in logic and reason needs a new framing.
#29747 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
Let's go get a new frame together!
We can stop by the local churches and laugh at all the dumb sheeple.
#29751 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Praise Dawkins, what great idea! Where's my outgoing fedora?
#29752 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
I love your fedora, it really brings out the logic and reason in your eyes
By the way, what do you think of my atheist rage comic?
#29753 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Hoho, that will show these fundies how retarded they are!
Also while we're at it, should we get us some some mountain dew and doritos?
#29754 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
Hell yeah my logical friend, I seem to have just run out unfortunately
#29755 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Great, can you later spare time for helping me writting this scientifical essay about the suppression of atheists by the ignorance of the christians?
#29756 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
Sure, I've got all the time in the world (well all the time that I don't use destroying idiotic fundies)
#29757 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
A prosit( with Mountain Dew, of course!) to our reasoning and the destruction of fundamentalism!
#29748 - teoberry (05/20/2013) [-]
May I come along as well?
#29749 - teoberry (05/20/2013) [-]
and my son?
#29750 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
All scientists are welcome in our journey!
#213 - He hit his first wife, not Yoko, he never touched nor cheated … 05/20/2013 on What's that? 0
#210 - ALSO in his solo career, he wrote a song about his former issu…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2013 on What's that? 0
User avatar #212 - headtripp (05/20/2013) [-]
He wrote a song about it....cool he still hit fucking woman and beat his wives
User avatar #213 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
He hit his first wife, not Yoko, he never touched nor cheated on Yoko as you may think. To respond to your other comment, I know he hit his first wife, it's despicable that he did it but he owned up to his mistake and became an advocate for peace. The author of your "source" claims Lennon was a pathological liar, he wasn't. He wasn't seriously addicted to Heroin, he used it and once he realized he was developing a problem, he quit cold turkey (another solo song). And he did meet Yoko at an art show too. And the author says that when he was out of the public eye for a while, he was in a "drug induced haze", not true either. He felt that as long as Paul was producing below average material, he didn't need to record but, when Paul released "Coming Up", Lennon realized that he had something to compete against again and decided to start recording again. Also your "source" loses all credibility when he decides to justify the actions of the scum that killed John. /rant
#209 - I hope you realize how bias that source is, thus removing almo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on What's that? 0
User avatar #211 - headtripp (05/20/2013) [-]
alright where thats where we differ You love his music and refuse to acknowledge he was a pathological liar and a woman beater I respect his talents but think of him as a piece of shit for hitting woman I saw that shit growing up I don't like it
#10114 - Those are the same people that think that Michael Jordan has t… 05/20/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10107 - How will he win a ring if he's not on the heat? 05/20/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#29709 - If you're looking for TRUE atheists, you should check out /r/a… 05/20/2013 on Religion Board +2
#29616 - That's where you're wrong my scientist buddy, Sagan blessed me…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Religion Board +2
User avatar #29652 - thezillis (05/20/2013) [-]
Where do you find all these fag atheists? Coming from San Francisco I know fags and I know atheists, but these guys are fucking cringeworthy.
#29709 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
If you're looking for TRUE atheists, you should check out /r/atheism!
It's a place full of logic and scientists
Pic related, it's my idol

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
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User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
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#52 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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