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Date Signed Up:1/24/2012
Last Login:10/23/2014
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#6 - Once you're tried as a criminal for exposing your governments … 09/24/2014 on It's funny cos it's true +9
#27 - Not even the Irish can get drunk enough to **** t…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2014 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #131 - thatguyontheright (09/24/2014) [-]
Well if you cant get laid, you'll take what you can get...and you'll be whipped easily...but hell doesn't matter...had sex.
#30 - slackerbro (09/24/2014) [-]
I imagine some form of their own fermented feces. I know I read of a drink like that on cracked.com , but since I heard they've been hitting the stuff pretty hard themselves, I refuse to give them any more traffic.
(I really used to like cracked. *sheds single manly tear*)
User avatar #28 - daorien (09/24/2014) [-]
I wish i knew what they are on, as far as i know hipsters don't even drink. They must have discovered some way how to lobotomize themselves by poking each others eye or something
#29 - boothead (09/24/2014) [-]
I don't think those glasses are rimless. Once I downed 6 shots of Georgia bootleg moonshine and tried to jack off to her nude photo shoot and threw up. It wasn't alcohol related either, she's just disgusting.
#259 - Djadmin does parties now. One handy-j behind a dumpster = 20 m… 09/24/2014 on next admin shenanigans? 0
#1 - Man that kids a faggot.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on So I had this guy reply to me +3
User avatar #2 - dramakid (09/23/2014) [-]
Watch out, he will hear you and rant at ya boi
#1 - Kill yourself <3  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on Howdy +3
#2 - fornowjr (09/23/2014) [-]
I can just feel the love bursting through the screen.
#81 - I know extortion and slander when I see it  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on Emma Watson Nudes. 0
#82 - kdiddlid (09/23/2014) [-]
Yeha, i'm wondering how shit is hitting the fan around town:/
#42 - It was a school full of bears. But the bears are smart so inst…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Rage Quit 0
User avatar #44 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
Well what the fuck are you god damn waiting for. GO and beat the crap out of that bear!
#51 - heartlessrobot (09/23/2014) [-]
I got footage.
#53 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
well done
#1 - I don't enjoy watching abortions.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on NO 0
#3 - newdevyx (09/23/2014) [-]
I do.
#40 - Instructions to unclear, my leftist anti-gun neighbor shot up …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Rage Quit 0
User avatar #41 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
But the bear is okay?
#42 - boothead (09/23/2014) [-]
It was a school full of bears. But the bears are smart so instead of calling for gun control they're arming the bears with broadswords and machine guns. Now it's challenging enough for me to punch one in the fucking face.
User avatar #44 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
Well what the fuck are you god damn waiting for. GO and beat the crap out of that bear!
#51 - heartlessrobot (09/23/2014) [-]
I got footage.
#53 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
well done
#38 - Alright what can go wrong here.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Rage Quit 0
User avatar #39 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
Absolutley nothing, as long as you follow the instructions as they were given to you and you dont get your dick caught in a ceiling fan.
#40 - boothead (09/23/2014) [-]
Instructions to unclear, my leftist anti-gun neighbor shot up a school.
User avatar #41 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
But the bear is okay?
#42 - boothead (09/23/2014) [-]
It was a school full of bears. But the bears are smart so instead of calling for gun control they're arming the bears with broadswords and machine guns. Now it's challenging enough for me to punch one in the fucking face.
User avatar #44 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
Well what the fuck are you god damn waiting for. GO and beat the crap out of that bear!
#51 - heartlessrobot (09/23/2014) [-]
I got footage.
#53 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
well done
#36 - >Punch a bear Bruh. Bruh, bruh I hunt bear with a broad…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Rage Quit -1
User avatar #37 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
I dont think you fucking understood me. I want you to go to the forest, and beat the living crap out of a god damn bear. Not hunt him with a broadwsword, not dilly dally shortcuts like iron gauntlets, I want you to grab that motherfucker by the scruff of its neck and smash your fist repeatedly on his god damn face until he resembles a badly made cartoon puppet from the 90's kids shows.
#38 - boothead (09/23/2014) [-]
Alright what can go wrong here.
User avatar #39 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
Absolutley nothing, as long as you follow the instructions as they were given to you and you dont get your dick caught in a ceiling fan.
#40 - boothead (09/23/2014) [-]
Instructions to unclear, my leftist anti-gun neighbor shot up a school.
User avatar #41 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
But the bear is okay?
#42 - boothead (09/23/2014) [-]
It was a school full of bears. But the bears are smart so instead of calling for gun control they're arming the bears with broadswords and machine guns. Now it's challenging enough for me to punch one in the fucking face.
User avatar #44 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
Well what the fuck are you god damn waiting for. GO and beat the crap out of that bear!
#51 - heartlessrobot (09/23/2014) [-]
I got footage.
#53 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
well done
#10 - Ok well enjoy your Galaxy S3 with Ios and less features.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on iPhone 6 dipped in liquid... 0
User avatar #11 - SilverHammer (09/23/2014) [-]
Well, I still have a 4S. I haven't gotten a new phone since around 2011 or something. I have seen the new Galaxy's features and they do look pretty sweet.
#67 - I get the feeling it's SJW's trying to make gamers and lurkers… 09/23/2014 on Emma Watson Nudes. 0
#122 - Maybe if Syria would stop being a little ******** …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on An FJ User Died Tonight +1
#161 - byposted (09/23/2014) [-]
#34 - Ive punched so many people so hard my knuckles are callised an…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Rage Quit -5
#69 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2014) [-]
your hand also probably shakes like a little bitch everytime you hold a beer, you wouldn't do well in prison.
User avatar #35 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
Punch a bear. I dare you.
#36 - boothead (09/23/2014) [-]
>Punch a bear
Bruh. Bruh, bruh I hunt bear with a broadsword. I don't think you understand what I do when i'm not dicking around here.
User avatar #37 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
I dont think you fucking understood me. I want you to go to the forest, and beat the living crap out of a god damn bear. Not hunt him with a broadwsword, not dilly dally shortcuts like iron gauntlets, I want you to grab that motherfucker by the scruff of its neck and smash your fist repeatedly on his god damn face until he resembles a badly made cartoon puppet from the 90's kids shows.
#38 - boothead (09/23/2014) [-]
Alright what can go wrong here.
User avatar #39 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
Absolutley nothing, as long as you follow the instructions as they were given to you and you dont get your dick caught in a ceiling fan.
#40 - boothead (09/23/2014) [-]
Instructions to unclear, my leftist anti-gun neighbor shot up a school.
User avatar #41 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
But the bear is okay?
#42 - boothead (09/23/2014) [-]
It was a school full of bears. But the bears are smart so instead of calling for gun control they're arming the bears with broadswords and machine guns. Now it's challenging enough for me to punch one in the fucking face.
User avatar #44 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
Well what the fuck are you god damn waiting for. GO and beat the crap out of that bear!
#51 - heartlessrobot (09/23/2014) [-]
I got footage.
#53 - marking (09/23/2014) [-]
well done
#301 - Make a page in honor of me. 09/23/2014 on let's hear your site... 0
#21 - >Old people >Social Security sucks money from govern…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on Apply cold water to the... -3
User avatar #22 - tealcanaan (09/23/2014) [-]
>I didn't mention social security
Yes, healthcare are the two largest budgets in the u.s.. Medicaid and Medicare, old people and poor people. The government takes money from social security, which is bs.
#48 - The fact you acknowledge certain things need to be done or thi… 09/22/2014 on fuck whiteys 0
#40 - **boothead rolls 2** Ok fine take them. 09/22/2014 on GG +2
#66 - As a white looking Native American, Idgaf im accepted everywhe… 09/22/2014 on Fascism 0
#188 - Naw dawg, Elder Scrolls Online.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Provinces 0
User avatar #191 - thetallbeverage (09/22/2014) [-]
Both.
#3 - I think admin ddos proofed this ************ . And… 09/22/2014 on A little concern 0
#3 - That's the way I like it. Change it and I will vice clamp your… 09/22/2014 on Fj now 0
#3 - Comment deleted 09/22/2014 on Emma, You the Real MVP 0
#2 - Comment deleted 09/22/2014 on Emma, You the Real MVP 0
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#14 to #13 - boothead (06/23/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #15 to #14 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
OP delivered
#16 to #15 - boothead (06/23/2014) [-]
I'm lost, I'm not sure if it's a good for you moment or do you hate me and should I offer you a massage?
User avatar #17 to #16 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
you thumbed my content

"if you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile
#18 to #17 - boothead (06/23/2014) [-]
Damn, you're calling on things I didn't even remember doing.
#6 - whydoniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
yo friend, he is alive
#7 to #6 - boothead (08/29/2013) [-]
Prove it.
#11 to #7 - whydoniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
told you
told you
User avatar #9 to #7 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
Sup
#10 to #8 - boothead (08/29/2013) [-]
Somebodies getting a paddling.
User avatar #3 - sonym (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm getting real tired of your **** .
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#2 to #1 - boothead (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh looky here fellows it's that one guy with multiple accounts, and no green thumbs, this neck beard swaggot rolled in from facebook like a stray cat... You are like what? 12? Talking about my mother... Go play Call of Duty assclown
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