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#823 - **boothead rolled image ** I hope it's not admins ripped arm...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Roll Your Rapist +1
#834 - wolfeye (05/29/2014) [-]
You poor soul.
#9 - **boothead rolls 6,674** I just rolled my house number. I li… 05/28/2014 on 4chin 0
#7 - **boothead rolls 63** I know its not probable but dubs and i…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2014 on 4chin 0
User avatar #8 - wrinklynewt (05/28/2014) [-]
you're either lucky or unlucky, depending on how much you wanted to do that
#9 - boothead (05/28/2014) [-]
**boothead rolls 6,674** I just rolled my house number. I live at 63*******rd. After getting dubs, ive rolled dubs twice in a row, my last roll was dubs before that 44. The fuck. anything but dubs always fails.
#5 - **boothead rolls 44** Jesus **** man now I see …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2014 on 4chin +6
User avatar #6 - wrinklynewt (05/28/2014) [-]
tanks
#7 - boothead (05/28/2014) [-]
**boothead rolls 63** I know its not probable but dubs and ill post a video of me chugging an entire large poweraid in one swig.
User avatar #8 - wrinklynewt (05/28/2014) [-]
you're either lucky or unlucky, depending on how much you wanted to do that
#9 - boothead (05/28/2014) [-]
**boothead rolls 6,674** I just rolled my house number. I live at 63*******rd. After getting dubs, ive rolled dubs twice in a row, my last roll was dubs before that 44. The fuck. anything but dubs always fails.
#3 - Im not following for once,...  [+] (9 new replies) 05/27/2014 on 4chin +6
#18 - fuckscreennames (05/28/2014) [-]
i just wanted an excuse to post this
User avatar #4 - wrinklynewt (05/28/2014) [-]
original guy said "let her RIP" (let her rest in piece)
second guy said "she's dead, not a beyblade"

beyblades are a type of spinning top toy, thats catchphrase is "let 'er rip" (you pull, or "rip" a long chord to get the top spinning when you launch it)
User avatar #19 - cykocd (05/28/2014) [-]
actually i think the joke is that the guy who posted "she's dead not a beyblade" was the same guy posting all of the reactions to it, making it look like people think he is funny, when really its just him sucking his own dick.
#24 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
No the reactions are different people, they all have different id's. All of the (you)'s are them tagging his post.
#5 - boothead (05/28/2014) [-]
**boothead rolls 44** Jesus fuck man now I see it, fuck man. I should have looked closer tale dubs as apology.
User avatar #6 - wrinklynewt (05/28/2014) [-]
tanks
#7 - boothead (05/28/2014) [-]
**boothead rolls 63** I know its not probable but dubs and ill post a video of me chugging an entire large poweraid in one swig.
User avatar #8 - wrinklynewt (05/28/2014) [-]
you're either lucky or unlucky, depending on how much you wanted to do that
#9 - boothead (05/28/2014) [-]
**boothead rolls 6,674** I just rolled my house number. I live at 63*******rd. After getting dubs, ive rolled dubs twice in a row, my last roll was dubs before that 44. The fuck. anything but dubs always fails.
#59 - Picture 05/23/2014 on Liberals logic 0
#56 - You're an idiot and I am not even going to attempt to argue with you.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Liberals logic 0
#57 - iamnuff (05/23/2014) [-]
#59 - boothead (05/23/2014) [-]
#19 - I hate the race baiting but I also hate Ted Cruz so I can't pi… 05/22/2014 on Liberals logic 0
#17 - Truth is people who vote left live in cities because it's main…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Liberals logic 0
#18 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
Sounds like you guys have it hard
Feels good living over here all of a sudden.
#19 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
I hate the race baiting but I also hate Ted Cruz so I can't pick a side here.
#15 - **boothead rolled image ** 1: I live in an area with high g…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Liberals logic -2
#16 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
**hazelnutqt rolled image**
Interesting question though
Where's the highest amount of liberal voters come from?
I'm not entirely into American politics, but I'd imagine big city dwellers vote largely left-wing, and thus vote for getting rid of guns, even though they're supposedly where all the gun-crime happens
It just sounds wierd to me.
Guns amongst guns make you safe -> the people who live near guns wants them gone -> now they're all sitting ducks?

If having guns around other guns made you safe, wouldn't NYC, Detroit, all that be voting "fuck give me as many guns as possible holy shit" -republican?
Again I'm not American, so forgive me if all of these places aren't republican. I just got the impression from the last presidential election, that republicans are mostly found in smaller towns.
#17 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
Truth is people who vote left live in cities because it's mainly minorities, they don't care about crime rates, when Liberals constantly play the race card and race bait minorities vote left. Plus lefties like to sign welfare checks that are bigger then Conservatives. American Politics is now "If youre losing an argument play race card and win". White people there vote left because of Liberal Culture that happens in the city, Liberals are so anti-racist that hipster city people follow them blindly because they claim the repubs as racist. The cities need some serious overhaul and nobody wants to step up to do it, look at Mayor Bloomberg or Cuomo, both guys are left, both guys race bate, both guys support stricter gun control and nanny state, repubs may be idiots but at least they keep us safe and help the working class make money. My count in NY has 85% of it's citizens own guns, in the last 4 years theres only been 46 murders in all of the County (its a large county) it's also the safest county here.
#18 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
Sounds like you guys have it hard
Feels good living over here all of a sudden.
#19 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
I hate the race baiting but I also hate Ted Cruz so I can't pick a side here.
#13 - **boothead rolled image ** Well I guess your right, it is …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Liberals logic 0
#14 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
Yeah
But you understand
That will.. never happen
I promise you, you can have everything I own if a mexican ever jumps in your window and rapes your wife
EVERYTHING
Screenshot this and hit me up if your wife ever gets raped by a gun-totin' mexican in your house
You can have all my kids aswell, and all the cash I will ever make, ever
Promise
#49 - dingywingy (05/23/2014) [-]
You are fucking stupid if you believe that this situation could never happen.. it happens to people every single day several times a day..

Something will happen in your lifetime and you will be thinking to yourself "I wish I had a gun and i was so stupid for thinking that nothing bad will ever happen to me or my family"

And he said a black guy with a gun he bought from a mexican might one day try to rape his wife not a mexican..
#55 - hazelnutqt (05/23/2014) [-]
My promise holds true for every single one of you
DO YOU HEAR THAT FUNNYJUNK?
If ANYBODY ever has a black guy break into their home and rape their wife using a gun aquired in Mexico, (I believe I got it rght his time?), Everything I own, (including forfeiting my life to become your slave), will be yours.

Let me know when.
#15 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
**boothead rolled image** 1: I live in an area with high gun ownership
2: I said jigaboo
3: The guns from Mexico because our government would rather have cartels have them over us having them
4: I actually don't own a gun, and if I ever do i'll never us it

Guns don't protect us, high gun ownership percapita does you tit. If I lived in Detroit or Chicago I wouldn't be able to get one and my family would be sitting around like a bunch of lemons since criminals know I don't have one, fine and dandy your country doesn't have them now yea im proud of you actually but low gun ownership here is a death sentence. You're missing the point, it's safer here where everyone owns a gun then their where nobody owns one, inb4 wikipedia says do the math for yourself, remove Cleavland, Detroit, Chicago and NYC and the United States is the 4th safest to live.
#16 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
**hazelnutqt rolled image**
Interesting question though
Where's the highest amount of liberal voters come from?
I'm not entirely into American politics, but I'd imagine big city dwellers vote largely left-wing, and thus vote for getting rid of guns, even though they're supposedly where all the gun-crime happens
It just sounds wierd to me.
Guns amongst guns make you safe -> the people who live near guns wants them gone -> now they're all sitting ducks?

If having guns around other guns made you safe, wouldn't NYC, Detroit, all that be voting "fuck give me as many guns as possible holy shit" -republican?
Again I'm not American, so forgive me if all of these places aren't republican. I just got the impression from the last presidential election, that republicans are mostly found in smaller towns.
#17 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
Truth is people who vote left live in cities because it's mainly minorities, they don't care about crime rates, when Liberals constantly play the race card and race bait minorities vote left. Plus lefties like to sign welfare checks that are bigger then Conservatives. American Politics is now "If youre losing an argument play race card and win". White people there vote left because of Liberal Culture that happens in the city, Liberals are so anti-racist that hipster city people follow them blindly because they claim the repubs as racist. The cities need some serious overhaul and nobody wants to step up to do it, look at Mayor Bloomberg or Cuomo, both guys are left, both guys race bate, both guys support stricter gun control and nanny state, repubs may be idiots but at least they keep us safe and help the working class make money. My count in NY has 85% of it's citizens own guns, in the last 4 years theres only been 46 murders in all of the County (its a large county) it's also the safest county here.
#18 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
Sounds like you guys have it hard
Feels good living over here all of a sudden.
#19 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
I hate the race baiting but I also hate Ted Cruz so I can't pick a side here.
#11 - I'm just pointing out it makes our country a safer place to li…  [+] (17 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Liberals logic 0
#53 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
Guns make it safer because they act as a deterrent to would be criminals. Now this only works in countries where there is criminals to be deterred. Now in countries that have little to no crime (Norway for example) guns wouldn't make any difference because there is no one to stop. Now you can argue all you want about the reason behind the crime all you want (economics, racism, culture, etc.). Basically guns serve a very specific purpose within a specific environment. If I'm living in down town Detroit you better believe I am going to be armed to the teeth, but if I'm in some super nice suburb where the biggest crime is having poor fashion having a gun or not won't matter. And this is where people need to work together, one said is saying everyone needs guns and the other is yelling no one should have guns...why can't they just shut the fuck up and work together.
#27 - iamnuff (05/23/2014) [-]
"safer" he says.


how many school shootings has america had in the last couple of years?

APRIL 1999 - COLORADO,
MARCH 2005 - MINNESOTA
OCTOBER 2006 - PENNSYLVANIA
APRIL 2007 - VIRGINIA.

those are just the ones I know.

frankly, when your schools are getting shot up so often that you feel the need to place metal detectors at the doors and have "lockdown drills" like fire drills or earthquake drills, then you know something is fucking wrong.

I mean, jesus christ, how can you even joke about that "america is much safer place on earth" nonsense if you are having a rampage a year for three consecutive years?
#44 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
OH MY FUCKING GOD...LOOK A TREND.
#43 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
#42 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
www.citizensreportuk.org/reports/teenage-murder-london.html

oh look stats for one city...and it states that it likely doesn't reflect all the stabbings
#41 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/United-Kingdom/United-States/Crime

Now I don't know how much these stats would change if the four cities that were mentioned dropped off of the face of the earth...but I am positive that America's stats would go up immensly. UK does manage to beat us in everything though...not even close to the top though.
#12 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
Again, it's culture. No guns don't make you safe. Culture makes you safe. You can grab an out-lier like Australia and go "LOOK AT MY PROOF", but the fact is for every Australia there's half a dozen European countries with no guns, and little to no crime.

No, guns don't make you safe.
You just need the guns because the economy is shit and it's forcing people into crime
But the guns do not
I repeat, they do not make you safe
#13 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
**boothead rolled image** Well I guess your right, it is culture. When some jigaboo with a firearm he got from Mexico jumps in my window to steal my shit and rape my wife the police officer showing up 20 minutes later will make me safe. My entire view on personal safety is now changed thank you sir.
#14 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
Yeah
But you understand
That will.. never happen
I promise you, you can have everything I own if a mexican ever jumps in your window and rapes your wife
EVERYTHING
Screenshot this and hit me up if your wife ever gets raped by a gun-totin' mexican in your house
You can have all my kids aswell, and all the cash I will ever make, ever
Promise
#49 - dingywingy (05/23/2014) [-]
You are fucking stupid if you believe that this situation could never happen.. it happens to people every single day several times a day..

Something will happen in your lifetime and you will be thinking to yourself "I wish I had a gun and i was so stupid for thinking that nothing bad will ever happen to me or my family"

And he said a black guy with a gun he bought from a mexican might one day try to rape his wife not a mexican..
#55 - hazelnutqt (05/23/2014) [-]
My promise holds true for every single one of you
DO YOU HEAR THAT FUNNYJUNK?
If ANYBODY ever has a black guy break into their home and rape their wife using a gun aquired in Mexico, (I believe I got it rght his time?), Everything I own, (including forfeiting my life to become your slave), will be yours.

Let me know when.
#15 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
**boothead rolled image** 1: I live in an area with high gun ownership
2: I said jigaboo
3: The guns from Mexico because our government would rather have cartels have them over us having them
4: I actually don't own a gun, and if I ever do i'll never us it

Guns don't protect us, high gun ownership percapita does you tit. If I lived in Detroit or Chicago I wouldn't be able to get one and my family would be sitting around like a bunch of lemons since criminals know I don't have one, fine and dandy your country doesn't have them now yea im proud of you actually but low gun ownership here is a death sentence. You're missing the point, it's safer here where everyone owns a gun then their where nobody owns one, inb4 wikipedia says do the math for yourself, remove Cleavland, Detroit, Chicago and NYC and the United States is the 4th safest to live.
#16 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
**hazelnutqt rolled image**
Interesting question though
Where's the highest amount of liberal voters come from?
I'm not entirely into American politics, but I'd imagine big city dwellers vote largely left-wing, and thus vote for getting rid of guns, even though they're supposedly where all the gun-crime happens
It just sounds wierd to me.
Guns amongst guns make you safe -> the people who live near guns wants them gone -> now they're all sitting ducks?

If having guns around other guns made you safe, wouldn't NYC, Detroit, all that be voting "fuck give me as many guns as possible holy shit" -republican?
Again I'm not American, so forgive me if all of these places aren't republican. I just got the impression from the last presidential election, that republicans are mostly found in smaller towns.
#17 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
Truth is people who vote left live in cities because it's mainly minorities, they don't care about crime rates, when Liberals constantly play the race card and race bait minorities vote left. Plus lefties like to sign welfare checks that are bigger then Conservatives. American Politics is now "If youre losing an argument play race card and win". White people there vote left because of Liberal Culture that happens in the city, Liberals are so anti-racist that hipster city people follow them blindly because they claim the repubs as racist. The cities need some serious overhaul and nobody wants to step up to do it, look at Mayor Bloomberg or Cuomo, both guys are left, both guys race bate, both guys support stricter gun control and nanny state, repubs may be idiots but at least they keep us safe and help the working class make money. My count in NY has 85% of it's citizens own guns, in the last 4 years theres only been 46 murders in all of the County (its a large county) it's also the safest county here.
#18 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
Sounds like you guys have it hard
Feels good living over here all of a sudden.
#19 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
I hate the race baiting but I also hate Ted Cruz so I can't pick a side here.
#9 - Woah there boy slow down, I didn't mean that at face value. In…  [+] (25 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Liberals logic 0
#25 - iamnuff (05/23/2014) [-]
"but someone could shoot up the school an If I don't have mah guns, i can't defend mahself"

you wanna know something cool?

we don't worry about people shooting up schools in england, because it doesn't happen.


MARCH 1996 - DUNBLANE, SCOTLAND, Thomas Hamilton kills 16 children with four handguns, handguns were immediately banned in response in the entire united kingdoms.


guess how many school shootings happened afterwards, on those "poor disarmed children " who didn't have guns to defend themselves?

zero.

taking guns away makes people safer, because you can't shoot up a school if you don't have a fucking gun, and school shooters usually get their guns from home (legally bought, or stolen from parents) because bullied teen loners generally don't have hardcore black market connections to buy smuggled guns from.
#56 - boothead (05/23/2014) [-]
You're an idiot and I am not even going to attempt to argue with you.
#57 - iamnuff (05/23/2014) [-]
#59 - boothead (05/23/2014) [-]
#58 - iamnuff (05/23/2014) [-]
oh, do we have violence in schools? absolutely.

do we have people running around gunning down a dozen people before running out of bullets? no.

the thing about knives is that it's a hell of a lot harder to run around a school and kill a 32 people with them, if only because you actually need to be close enough to reach out and touch your victims.
#10 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
I don't particularly care about the gun debate, my country have a couple shooting episodes per year, so there's not much to worry about. But I just don't like the fact that the debate has turned into "who has the most fucked up one-liners?"
The liberal side is like, "IF YOU HAVE A GUN YOU ARE PRACTICALLY ALREADY A MURDERER"
Republicans be like, "THE SECOND I UNHOLSTER MY GUN THE CRIMINALS WILL HEAR ME AND RAPE MY FAMILY AND KILL MY DOG"

I mean come on
Where's the actual debate?
The reality is, guns are in America because it's culture to have guns.
No it's not for criminals
No it's not because "if we take the guns away, the criminals will go maaaaad!"
It's simply a culture, like the british drink tea, or like the Japanese flee at the sight of Godzirra.

I don't mind you guys having guns, by all means, have fun with them.
#11 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
I'm just pointing out it makes our country a safer place to live and tight gun control areas have higher crime rates, I don't care what the Liberals or Repoops have to say, tighten gun control people die. I could ask "Which is greater, 5 or 15?" and people would pick sides on that. In order for our country with its culture to be safe gun control shouldn't be a thing past "Felons and the mentally unstable shouldn't have them". Look what happened to Australia when their guns were grabbed. Home break-ins when up 600% in one year.
#53 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
Guns make it safer because they act as a deterrent to would be criminals. Now this only works in countries where there is criminals to be deterred. Now in countries that have little to no crime (Norway for example) guns wouldn't make any difference because there is no one to stop. Now you can argue all you want about the reason behind the crime all you want (economics, racism, culture, etc.). Basically guns serve a very specific purpose within a specific environment. If I'm living in down town Detroit you better believe I am going to be armed to the teeth, but if I'm in some super nice suburb where the biggest crime is having poor fashion having a gun or not won't matter. And this is where people need to work together, one said is saying everyone needs guns and the other is yelling no one should have guns...why can't they just shut the fuck up and work together.
#27 - iamnuff (05/23/2014) [-]
"safer" he says.


how many school shootings has america had in the last couple of years?

APRIL 1999 - COLORADO,
MARCH 2005 - MINNESOTA
OCTOBER 2006 - PENNSYLVANIA
APRIL 2007 - VIRGINIA.

those are just the ones I know.

frankly, when your schools are getting shot up so often that you feel the need to place metal detectors at the doors and have "lockdown drills" like fire drills or earthquake drills, then you know something is fucking wrong.

I mean, jesus christ, how can you even joke about that "america is much safer place on earth" nonsense if you are having a rampage a year for three consecutive years?
#44 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
OH MY FUCKING GOD...LOOK A TREND.
#43 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
#42 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
www.citizensreportuk.org/reports/teenage-murder-london.html

oh look stats for one city...and it states that it likely doesn't reflect all the stabbings
#41 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/United-Kingdom/United-States/Crime

Now I don't know how much these stats would change if the four cities that were mentioned dropped off of the face of the earth...but I am positive that America's stats would go up immensly. UK does manage to beat us in everything though...not even close to the top though.
#12 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
Again, it's culture. No guns don't make you safe. Culture makes you safe. You can grab an out-lier like Australia and go "LOOK AT MY PROOF", but the fact is for every Australia there's half a dozen European countries with no guns, and little to no crime.

No, guns don't make you safe.
You just need the guns because the economy is shit and it's forcing people into crime
But the guns do not
I repeat, they do not make you safe
#13 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
**boothead rolled image** Well I guess your right, it is culture. When some jigaboo with a firearm he got from Mexico jumps in my window to steal my shit and rape my wife the police officer showing up 20 minutes later will make me safe. My entire view on personal safety is now changed thank you sir.
#14 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
Yeah
But you understand
That will.. never happen
I promise you, you can have everything I own if a mexican ever jumps in your window and rapes your wife
EVERYTHING
Screenshot this and hit me up if your wife ever gets raped by a gun-totin' mexican in your house
You can have all my kids aswell, and all the cash I will ever make, ever
Promise
#49 - dingywingy (05/23/2014) [-]
You are fucking stupid if you believe that this situation could never happen.. it happens to people every single day several times a day..

Something will happen in your lifetime and you will be thinking to yourself "I wish I had a gun and i was so stupid for thinking that nothing bad will ever happen to me or my family"

And he said a black guy with a gun he bought from a mexican might one day try to rape his wife not a mexican..
#55 - hazelnutqt (05/23/2014) [-]
My promise holds true for every single one of you
DO YOU HEAR THAT FUNNYJUNK?
If ANYBODY ever has a black guy break into their home and rape their wife using a gun aquired in Mexico, (I believe I got it rght his time?), Everything I own, (including forfeiting my life to become your slave), will be yours.

Let me know when.
#15 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
**boothead rolled image** 1: I live in an area with high gun ownership
2: I said jigaboo
3: The guns from Mexico because our government would rather have cartels have them over us having them
4: I actually don't own a gun, and if I ever do i'll never us it

Guns don't protect us, high gun ownership percapita does you tit. If I lived in Detroit or Chicago I wouldn't be able to get one and my family would be sitting around like a bunch of lemons since criminals know I don't have one, fine and dandy your country doesn't have them now yea im proud of you actually but low gun ownership here is a death sentence. You're missing the point, it's safer here where everyone owns a gun then their where nobody owns one, inb4 wikipedia says do the math for yourself, remove Cleavland, Detroit, Chicago and NYC and the United States is the 4th safest to live.
#16 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
**hazelnutqt rolled image**
Interesting question though
Where's the highest amount of liberal voters come from?
I'm not entirely into American politics, but I'd imagine big city dwellers vote largely left-wing, and thus vote for getting rid of guns, even though they're supposedly where all the gun-crime happens
It just sounds wierd to me.
Guns amongst guns make you safe -> the people who live near guns wants them gone -> now they're all sitting ducks?

If having guns around other guns made you safe, wouldn't NYC, Detroit, all that be voting "fuck give me as many guns as possible holy shit" -republican?
Again I'm not American, so forgive me if all of these places aren't republican. I just got the impression from the last presidential election, that republicans are mostly found in smaller towns.
#17 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
Truth is people who vote left live in cities because it's mainly minorities, they don't care about crime rates, when Liberals constantly play the race card and race bait minorities vote left. Plus lefties like to sign welfare checks that are bigger then Conservatives. American Politics is now "If youre losing an argument play race card and win". White people there vote left because of Liberal Culture that happens in the city, Liberals are so anti-racist that hipster city people follow them blindly because they claim the repubs as racist. The cities need some serious overhaul and nobody wants to step up to do it, look at Mayor Bloomberg or Cuomo, both guys are left, both guys race bate, both guys support stricter gun control and nanny state, repubs may be idiots but at least they keep us safe and help the working class make money. My count in NY has 85% of it's citizens own guns, in the last 4 years theres only been 46 murders in all of the County (its a large county) it's also the safest county here.
#18 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
Sounds like you guys have it hard
Feels good living over here all of a sudden.
#19 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
I hate the race baiting but I also hate Ted Cruz so I can't pick a side here.
#5 - If I had a gun and two bullets all of Manchester would be mine…  [+] (27 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Liberals logic -3
#6 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
Logic!
#9 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
Woah there boy slow down, I didn't mean that at face value. In fact before you go assuming that it is true it's not, however a lunatic with a gun could have a good 32 minutes with an unarmed school in the United Kingdom before your SWAT shows up, here in the good ol US of A some schools are not gun free, and people have tried to shoot up schools like that but it usually ends bloody for the sociopath. Another note to mention is once the four most vioent cities in the United States are removed from the equation the United States is the 4th safest country to live in with the United Kingdom being far below us and far less safe.
#25 - iamnuff (05/23/2014) [-]
"but someone could shoot up the school an If I don't have mah guns, i can't defend mahself"

you wanna know something cool?

we don't worry about people shooting up schools in england, because it doesn't happen.


MARCH 1996 - DUNBLANE, SCOTLAND, Thomas Hamilton kills 16 children with four handguns, handguns were immediately banned in response in the entire united kingdoms.


guess how many school shootings happened afterwards, on those "poor disarmed children " who didn't have guns to defend themselves?

zero.

taking guns away makes people safer, because you can't shoot up a school if you don't have a fucking gun, and school shooters usually get their guns from home (legally bought, or stolen from parents) because bullied teen loners generally don't have hardcore black market connections to buy smuggled guns from.
#56 - boothead (05/23/2014) [-]
You're an idiot and I am not even going to attempt to argue with you.
#57 - iamnuff (05/23/2014) [-]
#59 - boothead (05/23/2014) [-]
#58 - iamnuff (05/23/2014) [-]
oh, do we have violence in schools? absolutely.

do we have people running around gunning down a dozen people before running out of bullets? no.

the thing about knives is that it's a hell of a lot harder to run around a school and kill a 32 people with them, if only because you actually need to be close enough to reach out and touch your victims.
#10 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
I don't particularly care about the gun debate, my country have a couple shooting episodes per year, so there's not much to worry about. But I just don't like the fact that the debate has turned into "who has the most fucked up one-liners?"
The liberal side is like, "IF YOU HAVE A GUN YOU ARE PRACTICALLY ALREADY A MURDERER"
Republicans be like, "THE SECOND I UNHOLSTER MY GUN THE CRIMINALS WILL HEAR ME AND RAPE MY FAMILY AND KILL MY DOG"

I mean come on
Where's the actual debate?
The reality is, guns are in America because it's culture to have guns.
No it's not for criminals
No it's not because "if we take the guns away, the criminals will go maaaaad!"
It's simply a culture, like the british drink tea, or like the Japanese flee at the sight of Godzirra.

I don't mind you guys having guns, by all means, have fun with them.
#11 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
I'm just pointing out it makes our country a safer place to live and tight gun control areas have higher crime rates, I don't care what the Liberals or Repoops have to say, tighten gun control people die. I could ask "Which is greater, 5 or 15?" and people would pick sides on that. In order for our country with its culture to be safe gun control shouldn't be a thing past "Felons and the mentally unstable shouldn't have them". Look what happened to Australia when their guns were grabbed. Home break-ins when up 600% in one year.
#53 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
Guns make it safer because they act as a deterrent to would be criminals. Now this only works in countries where there is criminals to be deterred. Now in countries that have little to no crime (Norway for example) guns wouldn't make any difference because there is no one to stop. Now you can argue all you want about the reason behind the crime all you want (economics, racism, culture, etc.). Basically guns serve a very specific purpose within a specific environment. If I'm living in down town Detroit you better believe I am going to be armed to the teeth, but if I'm in some super nice suburb where the biggest crime is having poor fashion having a gun or not won't matter. And this is where people need to work together, one said is saying everyone needs guns and the other is yelling no one should have guns...why can't they just shut the fuck up and work together.
#27 - iamnuff (05/23/2014) [-]
"safer" he says.


how many school shootings has america had in the last couple of years?

APRIL 1999 - COLORADO,
MARCH 2005 - MINNESOTA
OCTOBER 2006 - PENNSYLVANIA
APRIL 2007 - VIRGINIA.

those are just the ones I know.

frankly, when your schools are getting shot up so often that you feel the need to place metal detectors at the doors and have "lockdown drills" like fire drills or earthquake drills, then you know something is fucking wrong.

I mean, jesus christ, how can you even joke about that "america is much safer place on earth" nonsense if you are having a rampage a year for three consecutive years?
#44 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
OH MY FUCKING GOD...LOOK A TREND.
#43 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
#42 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
www.citizensreportuk.org/reports/teenage-murder-london.html

oh look stats for one city...and it states that it likely doesn't reflect all the stabbings
#41 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/United-Kingdom/United-States/Crime

Now I don't know how much these stats would change if the four cities that were mentioned dropped off of the face of the earth...but I am positive that America's stats would go up immensly. UK does manage to beat us in everything though...not even close to the top though.
#12 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
Again, it's culture. No guns don't make you safe. Culture makes you safe. You can grab an out-lier like Australia and go "LOOK AT MY PROOF", but the fact is for every Australia there's half a dozen European countries with no guns, and little to no crime.

No, guns don't make you safe.
You just need the guns because the economy is shit and it's forcing people into crime
But the guns do not
I repeat, they do not make you safe
#13 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
**boothead rolled image** Well I guess your right, it is culture. When some jigaboo with a firearm he got from Mexico jumps in my window to steal my shit and rape my wife the police officer showing up 20 minutes later will make me safe. My entire view on personal safety is now changed thank you sir.
#14 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
Yeah
But you understand
That will.. never happen
I promise you, you can have everything I own if a mexican ever jumps in your window and rapes your wife
EVERYTHING
Screenshot this and hit me up if your wife ever gets raped by a gun-totin' mexican in your house
You can have all my kids aswell, and all the cash I will ever make, ever
Promise
#49 - dingywingy (05/23/2014) [-]
You are fucking stupid if you believe that this situation could never happen.. it happens to people every single day several times a day..

Something will happen in your lifetime and you will be thinking to yourself "I wish I had a gun and i was so stupid for thinking that nothing bad will ever happen to me or my family"

And he said a black guy with a gun he bought from a mexican might one day try to rape his wife not a mexican..
#55 - hazelnutqt (05/23/2014) [-]
My promise holds true for every single one of you
DO YOU HEAR THAT FUNNYJUNK?
If ANYBODY ever has a black guy break into their home and rape their wife using a gun aquired in Mexico, (I believe I got it rght his time?), Everything I own, (including forfeiting my life to become your slave), will be yours.

Let me know when.
#15 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
**boothead rolled image** 1: I live in an area with high gun ownership
2: I said jigaboo
3: The guns from Mexico because our government would rather have cartels have them over us having them
4: I actually don't own a gun, and if I ever do i'll never us it

Guns don't protect us, high gun ownership percapita does you tit. If I lived in Detroit or Chicago I wouldn't be able to get one and my family would be sitting around like a bunch of lemons since criminals know I don't have one, fine and dandy your country doesn't have them now yea im proud of you actually but low gun ownership here is a death sentence. You're missing the point, it's safer here where everyone owns a gun then their where nobody owns one, inb4 wikipedia says do the math for yourself, remove Cleavland, Detroit, Chicago and NYC and the United States is the 4th safest to live.
#16 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
**hazelnutqt rolled image**
Interesting question though
Where's the highest amount of liberal voters come from?
I'm not entirely into American politics, but I'd imagine big city dwellers vote largely left-wing, and thus vote for getting rid of guns, even though they're supposedly where all the gun-crime happens
It just sounds wierd to me.
Guns amongst guns make you safe -> the people who live near guns wants them gone -> now they're all sitting ducks?

If having guns around other guns made you safe, wouldn't NYC, Detroit, all that be voting "fuck give me as many guns as possible holy shit" -republican?
Again I'm not American, so forgive me if all of these places aren't republican. I just got the impression from the last presidential election, that republicans are mostly found in smaller towns.
#17 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
Truth is people who vote left live in cities because it's mainly minorities, they don't care about crime rates, when Liberals constantly play the race card and race bait minorities vote left. Plus lefties like to sign welfare checks that are bigger then Conservatives. American Politics is now "If youre losing an argument play race card and win". White people there vote left because of Liberal Culture that happens in the city, Liberals are so anti-racist that hipster city people follow them blindly because they claim the repubs as racist. The cities need some serious overhaul and nobody wants to step up to do it, look at Mayor Bloomberg or Cuomo, both guys are left, both guys race bate, both guys support stricter gun control and nanny state, repubs may be idiots but at least they keep us safe and help the working class make money. My count in NY has 85% of it's citizens own guns, in the last 4 years theres only been 46 murders in all of the County (its a large county) it's also the safest county here.
#18 - hazelnutqt (05/22/2014) [-]
Sounds like you guys have it hard
Feels good living over here all of a sudden.
#19 - boothead (05/22/2014) [-]
I hate the race baiting but I also hate Ted Cruz so I can't pick a side here.
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#119 - asdffes (05/21/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #103 - Cleavland Steamer (05/21/2014) [-]
also i dont know what you're talking about. you can legally have guns out here. there's signs everywhere advertising CPL courses
User avatar #102 - Cleavland Steamer (05/21/2014) [-]
i dont think it does.

im all for the right to bear arms. shit, airdrop a care package of loaded uzi's into a random neighborhood in detroit for all i care.

i'm very neutral on this subject. i just didnt understand what you were saying at first
#126 - boothead (05/21/2014) [-]
**boothead rolls 77** I went to put a gif of a rhino with googly eyes remembered my computer imploded so heres dubs
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User avatar #99 - Cleavland Steamer (05/21/2014) [-]
detroit is like the gun violence capital of america haha
#101 - boothead (05/21/2014) [-]
>Is gun violence capital
>No citizen can own a gun

Tell me more on how gun control works.
#119 - asdffes (05/21/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #103 - Cleavland Steamer (05/21/2014) [-]
also i dont know what you're talking about. you can legally have guns out here. there's signs everywhere advertising CPL courses
User avatar #102 - Cleavland Steamer (05/21/2014) [-]
i dont think it does.

im all for the right to bear arms. shit, airdrop a care package of loaded uzi's into a random neighborhood in detroit for all i care.

i'm very neutral on this subject. i just didnt understand what you were saying at first
#126 - boothead (05/21/2014) [-]
**boothead rolls 77** I went to put a gif of a rhino with googly eyes remembered my computer imploded so heres dubs
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#99 - PVTDickStryker (05/15/2014) [-]
Fucking gravity, taking too many lives.
#96 - I watch as much movies/tv shows as I do paint dry, got nothing.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/15/2014 on And to the golden city he... 0
User avatar #97 - PVTDickStryker (05/15/2014) [-]
HR Giger, the guy that fucking designed everything alien in Alien.
User avatar #101 - mutzaki (05/15/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, he's not a legend either. Only to the select few that are into sci-fi and...movie set designers? What was his title?
User avatar #104 - PVTDickStryker (05/15/2014) [-]
Im pretty sure he is deserving of that title, seeing as the xenomorph and everything relating to it was made strictly to his design, and I doubt having a Grey as the alien would've landed the film into the US National Film Registry. Giger's contribution was at LEAST 50% to the creation of the series, I doubt a munchkin with a trumpet did the same for the Wizard of Oz.
User avatar #106 - mutzaki (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm not saying either is a legend, so no need to compare him with the guy in the content.
I'm saying that he might be considered a legend to a select few, but seeing as how nearly no one apart from true fans of the movies/genre, not even people working with movies, will know who he is.
Ingmar Bergman and Alfred Hitchcock are movie legends, I'd say.
User avatar #107 - PVTDickStryker (05/15/2014) [-]
Ah, wont you argue with you there.
#98 - boothead (05/15/2014) [-]
All hope is lost
#99 - PVTDickStryker (05/15/2014) [-]
Fucking gravity, taking too many lives.
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User avatar #94 - PVTDickStryker (05/15/2014) [-]
Think of the most popular narrative on interspecies rape in space. Im adoring that gif
#96 - boothead (05/15/2014) [-]
I watch as much movies/tv shows as I do paint dry, got nothing.
User avatar #97 - PVTDickStryker (05/15/2014) [-]
HR Giger, the guy that fucking designed everything alien in Alien.
User avatar #101 - mutzaki (05/15/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, he's not a legend either. Only to the select few that are into sci-fi and...movie set designers? What was his title?
User avatar #104 - PVTDickStryker (05/15/2014) [-]
Im pretty sure he is deserving of that title, seeing as the xenomorph and everything relating to it was made strictly to his design, and I doubt having a Grey as the alien would've landed the film into the US National Film Registry. Giger's contribution was at LEAST 50% to the creation of the series, I doubt a munchkin with a trumpet did the same for the Wizard of Oz.
User avatar #106 - mutzaki (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm not saying either is a legend, so no need to compare him with the guy in the content.
I'm saying that he might be considered a legend to a select few, but seeing as how nearly no one apart from true fans of the movies/genre, not even people working with movies, will know who he is.
Ingmar Bergman and Alfred Hitchcock are movie legends, I'd say.
User avatar #107 - PVTDickStryker (05/15/2014) [-]
Ah, wont you argue with you there.
#98 - boothead (05/15/2014) [-]
All hope is lost
#99 - PVTDickStryker (05/15/2014) [-]
Fucking gravity, taking too many lives.
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User avatar #521 - malhaloc (05/15/2014) [-]
A whole 50?
#212 - tsukaza (05/14/2014) [-]
I read incorrectly, carry on.
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