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#216 - You've just made me re-think time travel. gg no rez 05/15/2015 on Is that supposed to be bad... +1
#12 - rekt well memed friend 05/11/2015 on GET HYPED 0
#83 - Thank you greatly, I am currently getting a new pair of trousers.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Cringe #13 0
User avatar #84 - joekerr (04/07/2015) [-]
Read them on the toilet in the future then?
#54 - *Rationalism Intensifies* 04/07/2015 on Weaboo cringe comp 0
#81 - I ain't even trying to have a giggle here. I threw up at the f…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Cringe #13 0
User avatar #82 - joekerr (04/07/2015) [-]
You're welcome. I always provide intense cringes.
User avatar #83 - booped (04/07/2015) [-]
Thank you greatly, I am currently getting a new pair of trousers.
User avatar #84 - joekerr (04/07/2015) [-]
Read them on the toilet in the future then?
#1154536 - Which "end of March game should I buy?" I don't ever…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1154692 - spaceking (01/19/2015) [-]
I'm a big BF fan, but GTA V is a proven game, where as Hardline could be a colossal fuck up at launch like BF4 was.
User avatar #1154649 - playercz (01/19/2015) [-]
gta 5
battlefield after BFBC2 is a shit series
User avatar #1154592 - rplix (01/19/2015) [-]
GTA V if you have friends to play with.
User avatar #1154582 - awesomanium (01/19/2015) [-]
I doubt anyone would pick Battlefield Hardline over that
User avatar #1154580 - dragondust (01/19/2015) [-]
gta v
User avatar #1154554 - ScottP (01/19/2015) [-]
I heard Killing Floor 2 is going to be released in March so I'm definitely looking forward to that
User avatar #1154591 - dajokaman (01/19/2015) [-]
in early access that is.
User avatar #1154551 - desacabose (01/19/2015) [-]
Irrelevant, buy Majora's Mask
User avatar #1154545 - kingofunnyjunk (01/19/2015) [-]
save your money for phantom pain..
User avatar #1154540 - squalllionhart (01/19/2015) [-]
gta v
User avatar #1154538 - serhiy (01/19/2015) [-]
gta 5
#88 - "It's a gargoyle!" 01/02/2015 on Hello 0
#87 - Wonderful. I'm sitting with my family and my little 4 year old…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2015 on Hello 0
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fucking faggot. sharing your hobbies with your family
#178 - I think it means you "spiritually" are that animal. … 01/02/2015 on Average day at Miiverse. 0
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#137 - twelveeleven (12/03/2014) [-]
Why do they have to be dots? Why can't they be hyphens? Or apostrophes? Punctuist must?
User avatar #173 - nimba (12/03/2014) [-]
punctuation is a social construct i prefer to be punctually neutrambiguous
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#321 - anoverusedname (12/03/2014) [-]
Accurately captures my feelings as well.

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User avatar #36 - minekiller (08/05/2014) [-]
Do you have steam?
User avatar #33 - minekiller (03/14/2014) [-]
What's with your new profile pic? It scares me.
User avatar #34 to #33 - booped (03/14/2014) [-]
I was kinda getting bored with my current one since Ive had it for over a year, I just love that gif? I rather adore yours though :3
#13 - konradkurze (12/07/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Cheers for 50 years **
what i buy booped for christmas
#32 to #13 - minekiller (12/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #13 - konradkurze (12/07/2013) [-]
dr who dvd set?
User avatar #16 to #14 - booped (12/07/2013) [-]
i would'wouldn't mind that?
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the snacks i buy for booped to munch while watching dr who
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the snacks i buy for booped to munch while watching dr who
User avatar #20 to #18 - booped (12/07/2013) [-]
Weird Dog-Rat Rabies goo?
User avatar #19 to #18 - konradkurze (12/07/2013) [-]
youre a messy eater booped
User avatar #21 to #19 - booped (12/07/2013) [-]
I'm eating a Grilled Cheese right now... Literally It's so ******* hard not to spill any ketchup or cheese...
User avatar #22 to #21 - konradkurze (12/07/2013) [-]
*steals your toasted cheese sandwich*
#23 to #22 - booped (12/07/2013) [-]
GET THE 			****		 OVER HERE!
#24 to #23 - konradkurze (12/07/2013) [-]
*runs off at high speed, munching the sammich as i go*
*runs off at high speed, munching the sammich as i go*
#25 to #24 - booped (12/07/2013) [-]
You do realise I'm still gonna maul you...
You do realise I'm still gonna maul you...
#26 to #25 - konradkurze (12/07/2013) [-]
*throws the sammich on the floor*
#27 to #26 - booped (12/07/2013) [-]
... Oh No You DIDAN'T
... Oh No You DIDAN'T
User avatar #28 to #27 - konradkurze (12/07/2013) [-]
*locks you in a padded room, then makes a fresh batch of cheese and onion toasted sammiches*
User avatar #29 to #28 - booped (12/07/2013) [-]
For...For me (I actually prefer a Cheese, ham and ketchup toastie)
User avatar #30 to #29 - konradkurze (12/07/2013) [-]

now i want bacon

you can not has....you get mental hospital food
User avatar #17 to #16 - booped (12/07/2013) [-]

User avatar #6 - cakeduckthesecond (11/24/2013) [-]
Right, back for that promised advice.
Do you want competitive advice, or pub advice?
Also Catching Fire was absolutely smashing and I can't wait for the third movies.
#7 to #6 - booped (11/24/2013) [-]
Smashing ey'! Anyway, I would really like some tips for competitive play, juts being a good demo. Good loadouts? How to use your grenade launcher to it's full potential? Anything really
Smashing ey'! Anyway, I would really like some tips for competitive play, juts being a good demo. Good loadouts? How to use your grenade launcher to it's full potential? Anything really
User avatar #12 to #7 - cakeduckthesecond (11/24/2013) [-]
Sorry, I went a bit overboard. hehe.
Hope you find it useful though, I can be more specific, so feel free to ask questions.
If you ever want more insightful mentoring with demonstrations and everything, I suggest adding me on steam. peterasholt < my steam name.
Thanks for your time, I'm heading to bed but I'll still be on my laptop, so you can message me if you wish.
User avatar #8 to #7 - cakeduckthesecond (11/24/2013) [-]
6's or hl?
User avatar #9 to #8 - cakeduckthesecond (11/24/2013) [-]
Uh, right.
In 6's, you're the main damage output, so stay alive. That means sticking with your medic and pocket soldier, letting the offensive scout and roamer soldier do the picking off, and just dish out damage, while not overextending. Usually, as a demo, a tip I like to use to prevent myself from overextending is always have 1 player further ahead than you. For pushes, whether it be with kritz or uber, you'll be the target, so have all weapons reloaded. Stay aware of your surroundings by receiving communication from your team, keep yourself alive. Use grenades mostly for spam and close-quarter combat, otherwise your main ************* is the Stickybomb Launcher. You can use that for close-quarter combat, too, if for example a scout is going at your medic, plant some stickies quick as you can where you think he'll move to, then switch to your grenade launcher and try to land a grenade or two if he doesn't move over your stickies. Being able to airshot is a great plus, I suggest practicing in tr_walkway, that's what I do. Being able to airshot allows you to deal with soldiers who are bombing your medic or you directly even before they enter your initial zone of availability. As 6's is mostly 5CP, I suggest either using the Pain Train or the regular Bottle. Both have the same damage output, but the Pain Train leaves you more vulnerable, if only slightly, to scouts and pocket soldiers. Use it if the scouts and soldiers on your team have great DM, otherwise use the bottle.

In Highlander, your role as a demo is a secondary damage output, and a consistent provider of cover-spam and choke-control. The main damage output is the heavy, and in most cases the medic will uber him, sometimes however if you're defending and the medic uses kritz, you'll be better since you have AOE damage (to the ******* max) and a lot of crowd-control. Sometimes you'll also be ubered to take out a sentry nest.
brb need more space lol
User avatar #10 to #9 - cakeduckthesecond (11/24/2013) [-]
HL part 2:
Most of the time you're not making things happen, you'll want to provide some damage and neglect the enemy some of the positions that will be crucially annoying to your team, such as good sentry spots. Mostly HL means Payload, in which your main job is not pushing the cart, but it can provide cover during pushes being made mainly by the heavy and the medic, and where you're just spamming, it's helpful for cover and since all your damage dealers (weapons) have a drop-off and convenient ballistics, you should be able to effectively use it for cover while your team is up in their face. Basically, stay slightly behind your team unless you're part of the up-front uber-action, then you should aid in pushing the cart and spamming. I like to use the Pain-train for when I'm on Attack in PL, and Caber for when I'm on defense. With the caber, there's a rather uncommon (but still effective) method where the demo bombs the medic when the spy or sniper signals they have full uber. You get a buff from your medic, launch off with the required amount of stickies, then strafe around their initial sight-lines into the medic, effectively dropping his uber and doing some decent aoe damage. This technique is mostly used when the sniper or spy have made over 3 picks, and you're thusly not needed as much for spam, so it's ok for you to die for the cause. Don't abuse this tactic, as it's not consistent that it works. In HL you also are put in KOTH. Your objective in KOTH is as follows: At the start of the round where the point is neutral, prove spam and do significant damage to their heavy, medic, and demo, and provide semi-consistent spam for the choke-points (their possibly entry points for pushing). I like to always use the Pain Train, as the holders of the point may change. If you have the point, spam and keep people off the point with stickies. If you're pushing in, I suggest having an uber or kritz ready, you'll be dealing the main AOE dmg.
more space?
User avatar #11 to #10 - cakeduckthesecond (11/24/2013) [-]
I'm gonna do a pub-section just for you. <3
But first; Grenade Launcher:
Using the grenade launcher effectively despite the ballistics takes a long time to master. It includes both unit-tracking, path-prediction, and distance-adjustment in your aim, and all three being executed at the same time in the matter of less than a second. However, I cannot tell you a specific technique, as it's very situation how largely all these come into play. At different points or situations, one may be more valuable than the other, etc. I can tell you a bit about path-prediction, but it's really more in your general gamesense the pip aim rests. Being able to lead your target and vary how far above where their head will be your crosshair needs to be placed is a very helpful thing to master. It's also quite rewarding to land difficult pips, I should say (with experience), and you'll love being good at it once you are. CQC with the grenade launcher is not recommended, as it's; a: hard to land anything, and b: the splash damage will damage yourself. I recommend either using melee or using stickies while moving in a safe distance, sometimes that means you have to juke around a bit.

Pubs as demoman is one of the most enjoyable and easy things I can think of. Picking Demo is an almost foolproof way to upgrade your team's chance of winning and having fun by approximately 40%. Since the enemy team lacks co-ordination, you'll be able to catch them off guard and get in their faces (not literally, just gamesense-wise on their part) very quickly and very effectively. Using your pips to deal with most of the bigger threats as sentries (the pub engies tend to be bad at maintaining them under pressure) and pocketed heavies, you'll be able to introduce heavy crowd-control and massive aoe damage with your stickies, allowing for easy pushes for your team. You'll want to be up-front at all times, since the lack of communication makes you hard to kill.
User avatar #4 - gwenisghey (11/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - booped (11/10/2013) [-]
why what? Friend request? Oh. I just like Gwen...
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User avatar #2 to #1 - booped (09/01/2013) [-]
Um, Thank you? I have no reaction to that picture...
#3 to #2 - sinery (09/01/2013) [-]
Every time from now on when you look at the comments on your profile you will always remember the original comment, THE GLORIOUS #1.
#15 to #3 - konradkurze (12/07/2013) [-]
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the trophy sinery gets for being 1st
#31 to #15 - sinery (12/07/2013) [-]
I present to you: TURTLE SLOWPOKE!
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