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boomyturtle

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Date Signed Up:5/19/2013
Last Login:6/01/2015
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#9 - I had anxiety issues...  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2015 on one of my gamestop stories +9
#76 - sacrilegious (05/30/2015) [-]
It's a FJ prereq
User avatar #19 - dookaargetman (05/29/2015) [-]
I hear you. I would still have ask for help because I'm just brave enough, but I'd be embarrassed through the whole process.
#11 - turbanmasher (05/29/2015) [-]
God damn looked like no one in that store had a penis.
#30 - innocentbabies (05/29/2015) [-]
'cept maybe the lesbos
#7 - Got their wii and left...but nonetheless I know....I know they… 05/29/2015 on one of my gamestop stories +22
#2 - SINCE WE'RE ON THE ******* SUBJECT >working secu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on Alas this work of art has... +1
#4 - mattymc (05/29/2015) [-]
You're not very good at your job, but i can't say i wouldn't do the same
#8 - " **** it... **** it...no **** you, st… 05/29/2015 on The first ever rage quit +1
#4 - SINCE WE'RE ON THE ******* SUBJECT >16, first jo…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/29/2015 on one of my gamestop stories +174
User avatar #67 - namnori (05/30/2015) [-]
Reminds me of this time I was working in a clothes store and a guy called asking if we had a specific size in a certain shoe. The phone was really quiet and this was back when I wasn't comfortable asking people to repeat themselves because I thought they'd get pissed off so I just said "Yeah man we've got loads of those just come in whenever"

He came in that day and said he reserved a pair, I went into the shoe stockroom and we didn't have any in his size so I had to make up some shit about how I put the box on reserve but someone else must have moved it and now they're all sold out
#42 - anthonyhelm (05/30/2015) [-]
but to this day I regret at least not trying to get up in them guts)
#13 - anonymous (05/29/2015) [-]
"one moment ladies, i'm not sure, let me ask my co-worker"
#8 - revolvingocelot (05/29/2015) [-]
you never asked someone like that girl to help you figure out how to use the computer? it's what i would do at least
#9 - boomyturtle (05/29/2015) [-]
I had anxiety issues...
#76 - sacrilegious (05/30/2015) [-]
It's a FJ prereq
User avatar #19 - dookaargetman (05/29/2015) [-]
I hear you. I would still have ask for help because I'm just brave enough, but I'd be embarrassed through the whole process.
#11 - turbanmasher (05/29/2015) [-]
God damn looked like no one in that store had a penis.
#30 - innocentbabies (05/29/2015) [-]
'cept maybe the lesbos
User avatar #6 - electronicbacon (05/29/2015) [-]
You dun fucked up.
What did the rugmunchers do?
#7 - boomyturtle (05/29/2015) [-]
Got their wii and left...but nonetheless I know....I know they wanted to hurt me...4 years later and I remember that shit like it was yesterday.
#5 - brandinifettucine (05/29/2015) [-]
This closely sounds like something that I would do out of panic.
#22 - I need more of this.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2015 on how to be an annoying fuck 0
User avatar #48 - altosax (05/29/2015) [-]
its a Remi Gaillard bit.

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #23 - anonymoose (05/29/2015) [-]
He's called "The Annoying Devil" from a British Sketch show called Balls of Steel.

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #26 - TheHutchie (05/29/2015) [-]
I don't think that was the annoying devil in this post. The uniform is too... "morph-suity".
User avatar #28 - anonymoose (05/29/2015) [-]
It has devil horns and tail. Might not be the British version, but it's definitely an annoying devil.
#54 - miwauturu (05/29/2015) [-]
It's RĂ©mi Gaillard.
User avatar #55 - anonymoose (05/29/2015) [-]
That makes sense. It appears I'm wrong.
#158 - who the **** knows 30 people  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on Girl's Standards In Men +1
User avatar #176 - helterskeletor (05/30/2015) [-]
I know almost 30 people
by almost I mean 6.
including family.
#35 - below* 05/28/2015 on Perfect.. 0
#34 - Solid advice from the gent above me. I would like to add a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Perfect.. +1
#35 - boomyturtle (05/28/2015) [-]
below*
#1306 - where's all the colored folks? 05/28/2015 on Are you really human? +1

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User avatar #1 - grimandevil (06/14/2014) [-]
You look like tupac man.You should play him in his biopic.
#2 to #1 - boomyturtle (06/15/2014) [-]
If you think so bro lol I've been getting it pretty often lately
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