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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PS3, Wii, N64, Megadrive, Saturn, Gamecube, NES, SNES etc
PSN: WakeTheDead1
Interests: Drumming, Snowboarding, Gaming, Films
Date Signed Up:6/17/2011
Last Login:7/07/2015
Location:Manchester UK
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Content Ranking:#3421
Comment Ranking:#9748
Highest Content Rank:#538
Highest Comment Rank:#2861
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Comment Thumbs: 3446 total,  3820 ,  374
Content Level Progress: 42.6% (426/1000)
Level 225 Content: Mind Blower → Level 226 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Content Views:627601
Times Content Favorited:1276 times
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FJ Points:7222
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#1779 - **boobpube rolled image ** boom 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#3452 - **boobpube rolls 046,330,482** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#124 - Should have done a Quackshot and stood on the plunger 07/02/2014 on I didn't survive a Japanese... +3
#34 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Train Line +2
#44 - leftbehind (07/01/2014) [-]
#2966 - **boobpube rolled user xing ** hi 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name +1
#100 - I've already put the ice in the freezer but forgot to boil, do…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Repost comp part19 +6
#113 - amusingusername (06/16/2014) [-]
It doesn't work. I'm a physicist here so let me explain you why: Boiling the water makes the ice by burning the fuck out of the impurities so they run out of the water because of it being too hot.

Once the ice is frozen the impurities will be stuck inside it and won't be able to escape no matter how much you heat it so my prediction is that you will end up with a bunch of ice cubes as impure as you had before boiling.

I'd further test my theory but some cheeky cunt at the lab keeps stealing the ice cubes when I leave them boiling.
User avatar #105 - norkas (06/16/2014) [-]
It should.
#10 - I think I prefer the idea of him as a mage than a banjo player 06/11/2014 on Dat band sucks... +5
#55 - Picture 06/10/2014 on newspaper cut 0
#194 - **boobpube rolls 61** 06/02/2014 on that's waisis! -1
#17 - Rashers of bacon 05/28/2014 on Human babies vs. other babies +4
#31 - When I was little I used to think that every time you blinked …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2014 on idunno +24
#125 - anon (05/21/2014) [-]
That's an awesome thought
User avatar #70 - welfarekid (05/21/2014) [-]
thats cute
#32 - caecus (05/21/2014) [-]
That's actually pretty cool. Fuck, I hope that's what happens.
#96 - A Victorian method of remembering loved ones was to have their…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on They used to smile too +2
#140 - anon (05/21/2014) [-]
because she is dead and still.
#29 - I have a similar thing with masturbation, if i wake up before … 05/13/2014 on Morning alarms… +9
#171 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on sneaky american dad writing 0
#546 - tacticalbacon (05/07/2014) [-]
how dare some one thumb you down! I shall repair the damage.

Thumb me up later, when you aren't so distraught.
#112 - France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2014 on sneaky american dad writing +2
#175 - xxmemosxx (05/07/2014) [-]
That... is... probably one of the best descriptions of WW1 I've ever heard
#131 - tacticalbacon (05/07/2014) [-]
I love you....
#128 - tacticalbacon (05/07/2014) [-]
I love you man!
#171 - boobpube (05/07/2014) [-]
#546 - tacticalbacon (05/07/2014) [-]
how dare some one thumb you down! I shall repair the damage.

Thumb me up later, when you aren't so distraught.
#111 - If WWI was a bar fight (not mine): Germany, Austria a…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/07/2014 on sneaky american dad writing +3
#160 - mrmcput (05/07/2014) [-]
If WWII was a bar fight (Mine)
>Germany, Italy and Japan are all sitting in a bar.
>An extremely drunk Japan boastfully claims that the three of them can take on every guy in the room, both Germany and Italy agree with Japan.
>To prove how tough he is, Japan gets up, staggers over to China an socks him in the jaw as hard as he could, knocking him to the floor, China gets up to fight back, but his multiple personality disorder prevents him from putting up an effective fight.
>Everybody in the bar stops to look at what's happening, but quickly go back to their business. Eventually, as the fight dragged on, America went over to the bartender and told him that he should cut Japan off, as Sake made him violent and aggressive. This infuriated Japan who started plotting revenge.
>Germany, still angry over the lost of the first bar fight, goes over to the Russia and whispers something in his ear. They both get up and walk over to Poland, Germany knocks Poland back and the Russia clotheslines him.
>Britain and France shout to Germany that they're gonna kick his ass again, but do nothing to help their friend.
>Germany, Britain and France all sit down and glare at each other from across the room while Russia tries to bully Finland but gets a bloody nose.
> Germany unexpectedly gets up and goes around the room, knocking out Norway, Belgium, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg. He turns his attention to France and after a short fight, France is knocked unconscious and Britain is forced to fall back.
> Italy, wanting some of the glory for himself tries to pick a fight with Greece and ends up getting his ass kicked. Germany, beginning to wonder why they became friends in the first place, beats up Greece and saves Italy's ass.
> Pissed off over getting his ass kicked by Greece, Italy notices Britain hanging out with some North African countries, wanting them as friends too, Italy tries to hit Britain but is blocked, and punched in the Kidneys.
#178 - mrmcput (05/07/2014) [-]
>Italy cries out for Germany to help him, again, and he comes over and starts a long drawn out fight without either side winning much, though Germany seems to have a slight advantage.
> Germany, deciding he was sick of Russia's shit, gets a gang together to fight Russia's gang, the Soviet Union. Germany walks over to Russia and uppercuts him in the jaw, knocking him to the floor, and the two gangs start to fight.
> Meanwhile, the US is tossing empty bottles and pool cues to Britain and Russia when Japan walks up behind him and smashes a sake bottle over his head, screaming "Teno heika banzai!" America is knocked to the ground, but not unconscious.
> The fight isn't going well for the Soviet Union as Germany's gang is getting the upper hand, but Germany is starting to get exhausted from all the fighting, and Russia starts to fight harder.
> With Germany's back turned fighting the Soviet Union, Britain wins back North Africa with help from America.
> They both turn towards Italy who surrenders almost immediately, which disgusted the Germans.
> America runs back and forth across the room, alternating between punching Japan and Germany, by this point Japan has hit China so hard that he got over his multiple personality disorder and starts to fight effectively.
> By this point The Soviet Union has almost destroyed Germany's gang, and most of them have either run off or given up entirely. Russia, Britain, and the US all gang up on Germany, and Russia finishes the fight by smashing a bar stool over his head.
> Japan keeps fighting but is obviously losing. America, deciding that the fight needs to end now, pulls out a revolver and points it at Japan. He tells Japan to stop and to give up peacefully, Japan refuses and America shoots him in the leg, he asks Japan again and gets the same answer, so America shoots him in his other leg. Japan gives up then, but Russia runs over to Japan and punches him in the stomach and claims victory for himself.
#179 - mrmcput (05/07/2014) [-]
>As a sign of goodwill, America brings both Japan and Germany to the hospital and pays for their treatment, telling them that they can pay him back later.
User avatar #112 - boobpube (05/07/2014) [-]
France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.

Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.

America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself.

By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany’s fault . While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.
#175 - xxmemosxx (05/07/2014) [-]
That... is... probably one of the best descriptions of WW1 I've ever heard
#131 - tacticalbacon (05/07/2014) [-]
I love you....
#128 - tacticalbacon (05/07/2014) [-]
I love you man!
#171 - boobpube (05/07/2014) [-]
#546 - tacticalbacon (05/07/2014) [-]
how dare some one thumb you down! I shall repair the damage.

Thumb me up later, when you aren't so distraught.
#110572 - check out Arcane Roots, probably my favourite new ba… 05/02/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#70 - **boobpube rolled image ** my life in a picture 04/28/2014 on (untitled) +1
#57 - Load rainymood.com, get up your music library and play alongsi… 04/26/2014 on Random Fact comp 2 0
#72 - My wife is due our first baby in 6 weeks, while some of these …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Joys Of Parenthood 0
User avatar #80 - nang (04/25/2014) [-]
Good luck for being a parent but please don't call your kid 'boobpube'
User avatar #74 - fables (04/25/2014) [-]
If you don't let them have every toy that they want and punish them for tantrums, and raise them with good morals, kids will more than likely turn out alright. I think most kids that end up being total dickbags are that way because they grew up seeing mom and dad worship money, and were allowed anything and everything that they wanted.
Personally, I don't think a 15 year old needs a $100 pair of jeans or an Iphone. But a lot of parents will buy that for their kids out of guilt or because they want them to have things they never had. It ruins a kid.
Also, congrats on becoming a father.
#341 - **boobpube rolled image ** my spirit animal 04/24/2014 on Don't be r00d 0
#279 - Picture 04/23/2014 on Fuck titles +7
#273 - **boobpube rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on Fuck titles +1
#279 - boobpube (04/23/2014) [-]
#1389 - **boobpube rolls 3,607,201** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee +1
#33 - hi im going to the shop for penis Penis PENIS! … 04/08/2014 on Auto Frustration 0


Total unique items point value: 120211 / Total items point value: 584083
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#77 - senordick (06/09/2013) [-]
You didn't need to sleep anyway...
You didn't need to sleep anyway...
User avatar #78 to #77 - boobpube (06/09/2013) [-]
What is it?
User avatar #79 to #78 - senordick (06/20/2013) [-]
Save the.gif and open it full size. freakiest thing ever
User avatar #76 to #75 - boobpube (04/22/2013) [-]
Haha the black one
#67 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
Hello, do you still play items?

If you don't I hope its not a big deal if maybe I could have them? I really enjoy the game and collecting and would appreciate it very much.
User avatar #68 to #67 - jmanispimping (03/10/2013) [-]
Hi, sorry. I posted this comment.

I wasn't aware I wasn't signed in.
User avatar #70 to #68 - boobpube (03/10/2013) [-]
send a trade with what you want, but not the crossbow, undead pony, wolf, special gems, the scythe, or uncle dolans.
everything else is yours
User avatar #69 to #68 - boobpube (03/10/2013) [-]
I don't collect them so much now, but there are a few like my special gems and wolf that contain a lot of hours of my life in a small pixellated image... and a couple of the older ones I quite like too. When I get on the laptop in a bit I will sort out some to give you
User avatar #71 to #69 - jmanispimping (03/10/2013) [-]
What about your points?
User avatar #72 to #71 - boobpube (03/10/2013) [-]
leave the points too cheers
User avatar #73 to #72 - jmanispimping (03/10/2013) [-]
So everything else is mine ? :D
User avatar #74 to #73 - boobpube (03/10/2013) [-]
yeah send the trade
#66 - senordick (01/20/2013) [-]
(to the sound of the COPS theme tune...)

boobpube boobpube, whatcha gonna do?
when this weird ass frog comes for you
whatchhcccaaaa gon, whatchaaaa gonnnnaa doooOOOooo,
when froggy mcfroggerton comes for you
User avatar #64 - devold (12/03/2012) [-]
what do you want for your Diamonds? :)
User avatar #56 - senordick (10/26/2012) [-]
I think I may have just completed the internet...

This video is the final boss level: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKGNB4Pry6U
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User avatar #49 - pandacub (10/25/2012) [-]
hey bro, I'm collecting coins, are your coins up for trade?
User avatar #50 to #49 - boobpube (10/25/2012) [-]
yeah, im after demonic ingots, keys and chests
User avatar #51 to #50 - boobpube (10/25/2012) [-]
any keys/chests not just demonic i mean
User avatar #52 to #51 - pandacub (10/25/2012) [-]
sorry man, but I'm collecting them myself :(
User avatar #53 to #52 - boobpube (10/25/2012) [-]
one of those incubators maybe?
User avatar #54 to #53 - boobpube (10/25/2012) [-]
know its a lot but i do have a lot of imp/aged imp/pirate/royal gold coins
User avatar #44 - hippymofuka ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
wait what happened to your tokens?
User avatar #45 to #44 - boobpube (10/22/2012) [-]
? I traded them you didn't I?
User avatar #46 to #45 - hippymofuka ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
no. when you told me to make an offfer i went to your items but i couldnt find them
User avatar #47 to #46 - boobpube (10/22/2012) [-]
the offer came through and i accepted didnt i?
User avatar #48 to #47 - hippymofuka ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
that wasnt me then.
User avatar #37 - hippymofuka ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
are you collecting angelic ingots or demonic
User avatar #38 to #37 - boobpube (10/22/2012) [-]
i want demonic, trading my angelic
User avatar #41 to #38 - hippymofuka ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
btw is there a deal we can work out for your tokens?
User avatar #42 to #41 - boobpube (10/22/2012) [-]
yeah i dont collect tokens really, make an offer
User avatar #43 to #42 - hippymofuka ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
is there something specific you are looking for? or should i just throw rares at you and hope to get the right deal?
User avatar #39 to #38 - hippymofuka ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
i got like 3. i will send you a request
User avatar #40 to #39 - boobpube (10/22/2012) [-]
sure thing
#33 - senordick (10/08/2012) [-]
MFW I manage to get 2 fish and 2 stag beetles in the space of 10 minutes
User avatar #32 - senordick (09/07/2012) [-]
got a fish
#30 - senordick (08/23/2012) [-]
mmmmyeeeahhhh did you get the memo about those tps reports?
User avatar #31 to #30 - boobpube (08/24/2012) [-]
sounds like youve got a case of the mondays
User avatar #27 to #26 - boobpube (08/19/2012) [-]
it was a fair trade dont know what your problem is
User avatar #28 to #27 - senordick (08/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #29 to #28 - boobpube (08/19/2012) [-]
im collecting dead rappers atm, got a few
User avatar #24 - ravertoby (07/24/2012) [-]
Might I ask why you posted on my content and then deleted your post?
User avatar #25 to #24 - boobpube (07/24/2012) [-]
i had a pokemon related pic about rolling dubs but i rolled wrong so got rid
#23 - senordick (07/12/2012) [-]
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