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#108 - In the description they say they recovered it and used it agai…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on Just a normal day 0
#115 - thorseph (02/22/2014) [-]
oh fun
#159 - I am so confused right now. 02/22/2014 on Yes, this is title 0
#153 - I had to read that and the post five times until my mind got it.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Yes, this is title 0
User avatar #156 - capinsquiggles (02/22/2014) [-]
It's probably better that way
#159 - boobjiggle (02/22/2014) [-]
I am so confused right now.
#148 - I don't get it.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Yes, this is title 0
User avatar #149 - capinsquiggles (02/22/2014) [-]
My friend was saying that it would be fun if ponies would be fun, she meant MLP ponies, but I ignored that fact and pointed out that ponies (real ones) in fact do exist
#153 - boobjiggle (02/22/2014) [-]
I had to read that and the post five times until my mind got it.
User avatar #156 - capinsquiggles (02/22/2014) [-]
It's probably better that way
#159 - boobjiggle (02/22/2014) [-]
I am so confused right now.
#187 - Here, take this. Whore 02/17/2014 on No Homo 0
#321 - Oh my. You look huggable. If I were to see you I wou…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Photo Tips 0
#324 - itrinx (02/17/2014) [-]
It's when you want baby
#309 - Not trying to be a whore but the guy in that picture looks rea…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Photo Tips 0
#314 - itrinx (02/17/2014) [-]
But I AM the guy in that picture
#321 - boobjiggle (02/17/2014) [-]
Oh my.

You look huggable. If I were to see you I would be forced to hug you with a severe passion that simmers within my inner soul.
#324 - itrinx (02/17/2014) [-]
It's when you want baby
#8 - That wasn't my intention >.< 02/16/2014 on Even More Site-ball +1
#185 - Especially when they jiggle. 02/16/2014 on FPS Games These Days 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Even More Site-ball +12
#9 - banditowolf (02/16/2014) [-]
#6 - starblood (02/16/2014) [-]
I think I have a fear of leaches now
#8 - boobjiggle (02/16/2014) [-]
That wasn't my intention >.<
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User avatar #1 - chewythewolftwo (01/18/2014) [-]
I am sending you a friend request purely because I enjoy your username quite a lot.
#2 to #1 - boobjiggle (01/18/2014) [-]
I was kidding when I typed it in thinking it would be taken but when it wasn't it was too funny to pass up.
User avatar #23 to #2 - chewythewolftwo (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, there's a reply limit, so then you just start back over up at the top of the thread :p

And nah, not porn. I actually avoided that as best I could. However, when I write something like "They spent the rest of the night quietly enjoying each other's presence" You can choose whether to see that as quiet cuddling or ******* with the bed slamming against the wall xD It's up to you. I do write some smut though
#24 to #23 - boobjiggle (01/18/2014) [-]
Well it can be as ****** up as you want to be. That's what makes creative writing creative. Don't be afraid to do anything just because it's not normal or whatever. I mean, Fifty Shades of Gray got published and became famous and that **** is pretty ****** up. If I were afraid to write something because I'd be embarrassed if someone else read it then I wouldn't even be able to write. I just try to forget about it and just post it and take whatever compliments and constructive criticism that I can.
User avatar #25 to #24 - chewythewolftwo (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah exactly, I mean I do have some gorey scenes in the book, which went with the story after all. So I write filthy filthy glorious smut in my spare time, lol. It all comes down to what works with the story, y'know? As long as you're proud of it, that's all that matters
#26 to #25 - boobjiggle (01/18/2014) [-]
Do you have people tell you that they've masturbated to your work? If someone told me that I'd laugh for days.
User avatar #27 to #26 - chewythewolftwo (01/18/2014) [-]
Not yet! Most of those don't get posted online, I just share them with close friends, though I do have one up here on FJ
#28 to #27 - boobjiggle (01/18/2014) [-]
FJ posts writing? I saw some posts like that (like the one today about the guy who thought black women were unattractive) but I didn't think people posted full stories here. That's pretty cool. Does anyone read them? Everyone here seems like the TLDR type.
User avatar #29 to #28 - chewythewolftwo (01/18/2014) [-]
I actually posted it in my profile :p
This is it. Not my best work but I did it out of boredom, lol
#3 to #2 - chewythewolftwo (01/18/2014) [-]
Oh man. Well I have to admit, I think you are a genius, my good man.
Oh man. Well I have to admit, I think you are a genius, my good man.
#4 to #3 - boobjiggle (01/18/2014) [-]
A genius? You say that when you don't know I was taken out of school a week ago because I couldn't keep up in classes and I cracked under the pressure. I have short term memory loss. When I wake up in the morning I don't remember what I learned the past day.

But, I'll take any compliment while it lasts. Also, *woman.
User avatar #5 to #4 - chewythewolftwo (01/18/2014) [-]
Ouch, that sucks. It has to be a little difficult, any easy way around it or do you just kinda go with it?

Duly noted, my good woman
#6 to #5 - boobjiggle (01/18/2014) [-]
I really don't know how to deal with it and that's why I left. A lot of the reason though why I cracked is because of my agoraphobia and social anxiety. People will say one thing and I feel like I just said the stupidest thing and that they'll judge me forever off of it. I stay home all day where it's safe and be on the computer to try to forget about it. Like, I had the thought today that I'm so glad that I wasn't at school because my stomach made a weird noise. When I tried going to school last week I threw up from the anxiety.

It even makes me more anxious being away because I'm still not learning. It's really freaking me out thinking about it right now. But it's nice to tell someone, really. It helps me get a perspective on it when I explain it like this.

sorry for dumping all of that on you u__u
User avatar #7 to #6 - chewythewolftwo (01/18/2014) [-]
I know what you mean, I worry way too much when something happens like one of my friends just stops replying mid conversation and whatnot. I guess it's kind of like anxiety but not as strong as yours, which has to be pretty hard to live with.

And hey by all means, vent to the stranger on the internet, I'm totally okay with it ^^
#8 to #7 - boobjiggle (01/18/2014) [-]
Do you mean like IM or text conversations? I worry about them as well but I only IM close friends and hardly ever text. I worry about saying things aloud because when I type I have a moment to word myself properly to avoid misunderstandings and saying stupid things. I also forget what I'm saying while I say it because of the short term memory loss so when I type I can actually look back at what I said. I've become so dependent on it that I can't even speak to my online friends over Skype because my anxiety will make me sick which is really frustrating because of how I think of them as my family instead of my actual family.

And I have no ***** how to fix myself.
User avatar #9 to #8 - chewythewolftwo (01/18/2014) [-]
My IM friends and texting friends are the same group, heh. I wish I knew how to help you out but I guess that you're one of those people where you'll either learn to live contently with it, or you'll tell it to go **** itself and you'll work to get over it in time. It's different for every living being, you just have to find what works for you, y'know?
#10 to #9 - boobjiggle (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know what you mean. Hopefully one day I can find peace with everything but that's not going to happen anytime soon. It's even hard just to try to get better so it's going to be awhile, though.
User avatar #11 to #10 - chewythewolftwo (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. No sense beating yourself up over it though, you know? After all, we all have struggles, and you know that even though it will take time, you'll be able to get over this hurdle and you'll be able to continue forward in to something awesome
#12 to #11 - boobjiggle (01/18/2014) [-]
I hope so.
User avatar #13 to #12 - chewythewolftwo (01/18/2014) [-]
I know so. After all, you must have some redeeming qualities, talents or special things about you to be proud of, no?
#14 to #13 - boobjiggle (01/18/2014) [-]
Well, I try to write but it's hard when all I can write about is ****** up **** that I think during my bad moments. Anything happy or in a lighter tone just ends up being **** and I just end up being extremely depressed after a few minutes of writing.
User avatar #15 to #14 - chewythewolftwo (01/18/2014) [-]
Mm, I'm an author too actually. I don't write as often as I used to but I have a couple novels in progress as well as some short stories. The more I write, the easier it gets and things just kind of fall together, took me a long time to get to where I am now
#16 to #15 - boobjiggle (01/18/2014) [-]
Really? That's awesome. Are you in any writing site? I use FictionPress which is where I found my family.
User avatar #17 to #16 - chewythewolftwo (01/18/2014) [-]
To be honest, I only really use Deviantart. I have a wattpad account but it's so neglected that I forgot about it until you just asked me, lol
#18 to #17 - boobjiggle (01/18/2014) [-]
I haven't heard of Wattpad before. And Deviantart is pretty cool. Are there a lot of people who read there though? I always thought it was more of an art site.
User avatar #19 to #18 - chewythewolftwo (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, wattpad seems kind of underused, or at least I didn't get much from it when I was there like a couple years ago now lol. And dA isn't bad, tons more art over literature though, which is okay by me because I put photos up there too
#22 to #19 - boobjiggle (01/18/2014) [-]
I can't reply anymore, is there a reply limit? o_O

And, lol, is it porn?
#20 to #19 - boobjiggle (01/18/2014) [-]
What do you write about? c:
User avatar #21 to #20 - chewythewolftwo (01/18/2014) [-]
Well, most of my stories have anthro characters (Furries lol) but I tend to go for action/drama/romance. My first novel, which is finished and in need of an edit before I seek publishing, is about a wolf (me, actually, because I was an uncreative 16 year old at the time) who is the only anthro in a human world. He sticks to the shadows because obviously he doesn't want all the negative attention associated with his appearance. Over time he meets more anthros and there's more conflict between them and a small group of humans who are anti-antrho. Lots of drama and car chases and fights and the occasional makeout scene, stuff like that lol.
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