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bonlino

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS3, 3DS, PS Vita
Video Games Played: Persona 4, Kingdom Hearts, Bravely Default, Powkaymuns
X-box Gamertag: Schmexecutioner
Interests: anime, funny
Date Signed Up:9/23/2012
Last Login:4/26/2015
Location:Essex
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Comment Ranking:#11349
Highest Content Rank:#7665
Highest Comment Rank:#1008
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bleh, do i NEED one?

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#49 - but if the tables were turned, apparantly it would be sexist. … 10/30/2014 on true sexism 0
#77 - put anything with osmosis jones and it becomes awesome. 10/29/2014 on Check it 0
#66 - yes. yes it is.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Check it 0
User avatar #76 - mikeW (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh dear god
User avatar #77 - bonlino (10/29/2014) [-]
put anything with osmosis jones and it becomes awesome.
#23 - thats better.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Check it +2
User avatar #52 - mikeW (10/28/2014) [-]
Is that Sonic on Osmosis Jones?
User avatar #66 - bonlino (10/28/2014) [-]
yes. yes it is.
User avatar #76 - mikeW (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh dear god
User avatar #77 - bonlino (10/29/2014) [-]
put anything with osmosis jones and it becomes awesome.
#25 - i guess you and i have differing opinions on suitable distance… 10/28/2014 on The 10 Commandments of RPGs 0
#23 - i always limited myself to the lever action shotgun, since i l…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on The 10 Commandments of RPGs 0
User avatar #24 - brokentrucker (10/28/2014) [-]
I was big on range work. In every situation it was possible, I"d pick off enemies from render distance, then head in and finish up, usually as quietly as possible, or with pocket grenades. Reavers were the only thing to every make me worried though. They'd cover the distance in moments if you didn't hit em hard enough.
User avatar #25 - bonlino (10/28/2014) [-]
i guess you and i have differing opinions on suitable distance. since i like lever action, one would assume right that i like being close and personal, since i think its more fun to run in and blow their brains out (bloody mess makes it oh so fun.)
#18 - im concerned if this is the persona 4 manga.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Check it +1
User avatar #22 - megaton (10/28/2014) [-]
i am pretty sure that is from a hentai.
User avatar #30 - icchiwolf (10/28/2014) [-]
can i get source
#23 - bonlino (10/28/2014) [-]
thats better.
User avatar #52 - mikeW (10/28/2014) [-]
Is that Sonic on Osmosis Jones?
User avatar #66 - bonlino (10/28/2014) [-]
yes. yes it is.
User avatar #76 - mikeW (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh dear god
User avatar #77 - bonlino (10/29/2014) [-]
put anything with osmosis jones and it becomes awesome.
#20 - the commandment still stands. fallout with buster blade, always.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on The 10 Commandments of RPGs 0
User avatar #22 - brokentrucker (10/28/2014) [-]
>Sneak
>Gauss rifle
>Crits knockdown enemies
>Sneak is 100% crit
User avatar #23 - bonlino (10/28/2014) [-]
i always limited myself to the lever action shotgun, since i love that gun so much.
User avatar #24 - brokentrucker (10/28/2014) [-]
I was big on range work. In every situation it was possible, I"d pick off enemies from render distance, then head in and finish up, usually as quietly as possible, or with pocket grenades. Reavers were the only thing to every make me worried though. They'd cover the distance in moments if you didn't hit em hard enough.
User avatar #25 - bonlino (10/28/2014) [-]
i guess you and i have differing opinions on suitable distance. since i like lever action, one would assume right that i like being close and personal, since i think its more fun to run in and blow their brains out (bloody mess makes it oh so fun.)
#96 - Do you smoke? Only when set on fire Do you certify th… 10/24/2014 on admin's new job +7
#124 - i like your choice of words. 10/17/2014 on Bayonetta > Depression Quest +2
#121 - im an avid gamer ok im a shutin who hates outside becaus… 10/17/2014 on Bayonetta > Depression Quest 0
#76 - its just how somebody wanted to draw them i assume. i mean, it… 10/15/2014 on More humanized cartoons 0
#9756867 - you summoned me  [+] (15 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #9756880 - flyingassassin (09/26/2014) [-]
FUCK OFF AND DIE U FAG IF UR NOT ASHEDUST IDGAF ABOUT U
User avatar #9756888 - ashedust (09/26/2014) [-]
Hue
User avatar #9756896 - flyingassassin (09/26/2014) [-]
**flyingassassin rolled user pongldr ** IVE FUCKING DONE IT YES
User avatar #9756901 - pongldr (09/26/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #9756898 - flyingassassin (09/26/2014) [-]
OH FUCK OFF
User avatar #9756902 - pongldr (09/26/2014) [-]
learn to roll then faggot
User avatar #9756917 - flyingassassin (09/26/2014) [-]
**flyingassassin rolled user miia ** SHUT UR WHORE FUCKING MOUTH PONG
#9756929 - pongldr (09/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #9756942 - flyingassassin (09/26/2014) [-]
**flyingassassin rolled user Vancer ** im so FUCKING MAD U DONT EVEN KNOW
User avatar #9756947 - pongldr (09/26/2014) [-]
i do know man.

i saw the caps

itll be ok bro.. im here for you..
User avatar #9756953 - flyingassassin (09/26/2014) [-]
**flyingassassin rolled user Anetheril ** FUCKING SHIT TITS
User avatar #9757135 - Anetheril (09/26/2014) [-]
Excuse u
User avatar #9757140 - flyingassassin (09/26/2014) [-]
FUCK OFF
User avatar #9756956 - pongldr (09/26/2014) [-]
sshhh
User avatar #9756963 - flyingassassin (09/26/2014) [-]
**flyingassassin rolled user kaelthor ** FUCKING SHITDICK MONKEY FARTS
#287 - ive had a little talk with the DM and weve come to a conclusio… 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 0
#118 - you heard it here ladies. 09/25/2014 on He da real mvp +1
#116 - god. DAMN.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on He da real mvp -1
User avatar #117 - thingexplain (09/25/2014) [-]
Thingexplain is a fantastic cook, and a better lover. Caliente!
#118 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
you heard it here ladies.
#284 - also i have my roll stats at the bottom of the thread. maybe y… 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 0
#283 - ill add you and hopefully remember you so i can post it to thi… 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 0
#281 - if he says yeah, i SO am. 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 0
#280 - i made a promise to post our story (no campaign yet), you want in?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 0
User avatar #282 - felixjarl (09/25/2014) [-]
Appreciate the offer. But i have no interest in the champaign. What i do want to hear is if the DM accepts our guy and how his end stats end up like. If you could do that i would be delighted.
User avatar #287 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
ive had a little talk with the DM and weve come to a conclusion:
1. limb fragility (if the enemy crits a body part, i have to roll to save it falling off. the debuff for failing depends on the limb)
2. fear and weakness to fire (i have to roll to save will from fire bigger than campfires. failing to save will will result in d4 roll to either run away or berserk)
3. minor health regen (downward to it, is halved healing from other sources)
4. lightning buff (any sort of lightning magic, natural, the like ) will damage me for less, AND i get a +1 to any rolls for that turn
User avatar #284 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
also i have my roll stats at the bottom of the thread. maybe you can help out a bit more by helping me allocate them for a crossbow wielding alchemist?
User avatar #283 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
ill add you and hopefully remember you so i can post it to this chat at a later date. thanks for your help!
#277 - and as i said, im not intending big. im thinking patchy franke…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 0
User avatar #279 - felixjarl (09/25/2014) [-]
DANG! SPOT ON!

I like that one. use it.
User avatar #281 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
if he says yeah, i SO am.
#275 - possibly OP, but i can have it were the body parts ARE dead, s…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 0
User avatar #278 - felixjarl (09/25/2014) [-]
Well i will leave the rest for you to decide. Just remember to not make to many rules for him.

Deeply enjoyed talking about our little freak of nature.
User avatar #280 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
i made a promise to post our story (no campaign yet), you want in?
User avatar #282 - felixjarl (09/25/2014) [-]
Appreciate the offer. But i have no interest in the champaign. What i do want to hear is if the DM accepts our guy and how his end stats end up like. If you could do that i would be delighted.
User avatar #287 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
ive had a little talk with the DM and weve come to a conclusion:
1. limb fragility (if the enemy crits a body part, i have to roll to save it falling off. the debuff for failing depends on the limb)
2. fear and weakness to fire (i have to roll to save will from fire bigger than campfires. failing to save will will result in d4 roll to either run away or berserk)
3. minor health regen (downward to it, is halved healing from other sources)
4. lightning buff (any sort of lightning magic, natural, the like ) will damage me for less, AND i get a +1 to any rolls for that turn
User avatar #284 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
also i have my roll stats at the bottom of the thread. maybe you can help out a bit more by helping me allocate them for a crossbow wielding alchemist?
User avatar #283 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
ill add you and hopefully remember you so i can post it to this chat at a later date. thanks for your help!
#269 - intimidate YES, that is a thing. diseased weapons YES, lesser …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 0
User avatar #273 - felixjarl (09/25/2014) [-]
How much damage he can take, or just +hp

But also consider one thing. This character is OP from the start.

You are smart and big. You got a minion as a PC and god knows how many times you can have use of different body parts. Perhaps you even get the racial traits of the parts.
User avatar #277 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
and as i said, im not intending big. im thinking patchy frankenstein, not legit big muscly frankenstein. maybe fragility could be a thing? like hitting critical hits can do more damage to me...
User avatar #279 - felixjarl (09/25/2014) [-]
DANG! SPOT ON!

I like that one. use it.
User avatar #281 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
if he says yeah, i SO am.
User avatar #275 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
possibly OP, but i can have it were the body parts ARE dead, so they cant really have racial traits (scales go soft or something, so no armor, claws dull, ect.) and he is his own person, he just chose to combine his lore with mine. i guess we can have an improved relationship from the get go, but not much else.
User avatar #278 - felixjarl (09/25/2014) [-]
Well i will leave the rest for you to decide. Just remember to not make to many rules for him.

Deeply enjoyed talking about our little freak of nature.
User avatar #280 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
i made a promise to post our story (no campaign yet), you want in?
User avatar #282 - felixjarl (09/25/2014) [-]
Appreciate the offer. But i have no interest in the champaign. What i do want to hear is if the DM accepts our guy and how his end stats end up like. If you could do that i would be delighted.
User avatar #287 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
ive had a little talk with the DM and weve come to a conclusion:
1. limb fragility (if the enemy crits a body part, i have to roll to save it falling off. the debuff for failing depends on the limb)
2. fear and weakness to fire (i have to roll to save will from fire bigger than campfires. failing to save will will result in d4 roll to either run away or berserk)
3. minor health regen (downward to it, is halved healing from other sources)
4. lightning buff (any sort of lightning magic, natural, the like ) will damage me for less, AND i get a +1 to any rolls for that turn
User avatar #284 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
also i have my roll stats at the bottom of the thread. maybe you can help out a bit more by helping me allocate them for a crossbow wielding alchemist?
User avatar #283 - bonlino (09/25/2014) [-]
ill add you and hopefully remember you so i can post it to this chat at a later date. thanks for your help!
#265 - and an alchemist would be able to heal himself through potions… 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 0
#259 - well, thanks for a rough idea at least  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 +1
#264 - jcenderion (09/25/2014) [-]
You're welcome.

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User avatar #4 - eldiganto (09/12/2014) [-]
I'll be back for you, one day, maybe not tomorrow, but some day
#3 - sanguinesolitude (06/21/2013) [-]
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no homo
User avatar #2 - machinimax (05/23/2013) [-]
Hey can you write what you replied to me on the Hentai Board, because it got deleted before I could see it?
#1 - fefe (02/13/2013) [-]
could you ansewer my question?

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