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Age: 20
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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS3, 3DS, PS Vita
Video Games Played: Persona 3, Persona 4, All Kingdom Hearts, Too Many Games to Count
X-box Gamertag: Schmexecutioner
Interests: anime, funny
Date Signed Up:9/23/2012
Last Login:7/10/2014
Location:Essex
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#3 - guns are illegal. the police will go ******* if t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on When you fire in a white... 0
#6 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
Yea, that's why unarmed police officers getting shot left and right in the UK. Most notable was the incident with the two women (in the media at least) (media doesn't really care about hard working men, but women? fuck it's a worst thing happened like ever...) . People even throwing nades at other people for fucks sake.

I mean sure, it isn't that many as in US, but they got less pop and guns are illegal. However that doesn't stop the frequent armed robberies (thank god they are mostly harmless tho) or shootings.

And don't start me on knives and such. Shit is really bad in UK for that.

Worst thing about UK is the unarmed cops. At least they should be able to carry guns. Sure some "special" units are armed, but your everyday officers go to investigate in most cases. (like how the two chick died) And have no means to defend themselves.
#13 - bonlino (05/28/2014) [-]
i dont get any of that where i live. and i didnt say i liked it here, and that its perfect.
#15 - BECAUSE SHE'S NINE  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on journey of "fun" +8
User avatar #20 - kageshi (05/27/2014) [-]
WHO THE FUCK LETS THERE 9 YEAR OLD OUT ON A JOURNEY AROUND THE WORLD TO COLLECT DANGEROUS ANIMALS FOR THE FUN OF IT.
User avatar #21 - bonlino (05/27/2014) [-]
i was talking about my gif, but your point i true. WHO THE FUCK ETS THIER 9-13 YR OLDS TRAVEL THE WORLD TO STEAL ANIMAL FROM THE WILD AND FIGHT WITH THEM?????
#45 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on Unpopular opinion time +1
#51 - DemonMatt (05/28/2014) [-]
#44 - i think thats his character. i mean, he is insane too, so he s… 05/27/2014 on Unpopular opinion time +1
#36 - i bet you're the life of the party, huh? 05/27/2014 on Band Is: "Take Us To Vegas" +1
#69 - ... wel, this is humiliating  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on Karma Systems 0
#91 - blackjew (05/27/2014) [-]
#25 - id ******* live on the street, if i can keep my d… 05/27/2014 on Amazing Dog Logic +1
#141 - i love you too. never change, funnyjunk 05/27/2014 on Stuffed Friend with Clarissa +1
#139 - he isnt worth bullets. he isnt worth a bat's wood. he isnt wor… 05/27/2014 on Stuffed Friend with Clarissa +2
#133 - this conversation is a trainwreck.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Stuffed Friend with Clarissa 0
User avatar #140 - thelizardqueen (05/27/2014) [-]
ya well so is your face
#141 - bonlino (05/27/2014) [-]
i love you too. never change, funnyjunk
#53 - i havent played it in a while, but there was a good karma foll…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Karma Systems 0
#68 - blackjew (05/27/2014) [-]
fawkes.
#69 - bonlino (05/27/2014) [-]
... wel, this is humiliating
#91 - blackjew (05/27/2014) [-]
#51 - i did this same strategy when i played. ive played it a number…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Karma Systems 0
User avatar #52 - mrdudeface (05/27/2014) [-]
Yeah so have I, I tried using Jericho instead of Fawks, but Jeicho sucks major ass.
User avatar #53 - bonlino (05/27/2014) [-]
i havent played it in a while, but there was a good karma follower, a supermutant (ive forgotten his name), which made the game ten times easier.
#68 - blackjew (05/27/2014) [-]
fawkes.
#69 - bonlino (05/27/2014) [-]
... wel, this is humiliating
#91 - blackjew (05/27/2014) [-]
#48 - and good karma!  [+] (7 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Karma Systems +1
User avatar #50 - mrdudeface (05/27/2014) [-]
yes, that too.
User avatar #51 - bonlino (05/27/2014) [-]
i did this same strategy when i played. ive played it a number of times as different Karma embodiment
User avatar #52 - mrdudeface (05/27/2014) [-]
Yeah so have I, I tried using Jericho instead of Fawks, but Jeicho sucks major ass.
User avatar #53 - bonlino (05/27/2014) [-]
i havent played it in a while, but there was a good karma follower, a supermutant (ive forgotten his name), which made the game ten times easier.
#68 - blackjew (05/27/2014) [-]
fawkes.
#69 - bonlino (05/27/2014) [-]
... wel, this is humiliating
#91 - blackjew (05/27/2014) [-]
#25 - salt in the wound. when i watched it, i was like a black woman.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Oops.png +2
User avatar #28 - defeats (05/26/2014) [-]
Then the Daleks came back with two even better wins.
#32 - the french. they scare me more than the japanese. and that means alot. 05/26/2014 on it's funny because boobs +4
#50 - it has the same idea as welding. **** goes EVERYW… 05/26/2014 on Love At First Sight Danger 0
#49 - you made me laugh my hardest today, you smartass.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Love At First Sight Danger 0
#57 - vladhellsing (05/26/2014) [-]
#111 - but... a futa has both... if it didnt it would be a trap, or a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Tree Full of Pollen +1
#161 - nimithecat (05/26/2014) [-]
Keep up that wishful thinking.
You're closet gay, let's have sex.

I'm a guy.
#78 - i cant deny this. but i love bieng incompetent. who wants to c… 05/26/2014 on Advertising aimed at women... 0
#103 - no, the main enemy in the new godzilla movie (nabuto?) 05/26/2014 on (untitled) +1
#102 - i personally loved it, because i like giant monster movies (i … 05/26/2014 on (untitled) 0
#216 - i feel a sense of irony (or hypocrisy) here.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Pokedex Entry: Gardevoir +1
User avatar #227 - sharkfishcatfish (05/26/2014) [-]
it's called a troll.
User avatar #236 - ludislavonac (05/26/2014) [-]
a pretty bad one at that
#73 - christ alive, is there anything on this earth thats not been t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2014 on To the frontpage +4
#79 - exceeding (05/18/2014) [-]
A Zebra! if you remove the stripes it ain't a zebra and if you keep the strips it's just a zebra!
User avatar #74 - takemythumb (05/18/2014) [-]
nop
#57 - ... do you even math? 05/18/2014 on That was helpful 0
#24 - i dont even know how argonians or khajjit are better. can some…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2014 on surface tension 0
User avatar #38 - zahnrad (05/16/2014) [-]
Not sure on Khajiit but I've looked into their lore and I play them more than any other race.

They have a 50% resistance to poison, their argonian lungs makes them immune to drowning (although you will have to download a mod to stop your character from breathing after emerging from water) and they have a race power that allows you to quickly recover health called "histskin"

Those are what I know about stats, now for their lore.


They are most likely said to have existed before Mer and Man and before Khajiit.
Argonians are believed to have a strong connection with trees called "Hist" or "Hists" (I think) as they are most likely born from the Hist of Argonia before the first era and predicted to be before Khajiit. But they share a unique and different birth process that neither Mer or Man have.

Beastmeri have unique birthing rituals, a Khajiit's species is determined dependant on the phases of the two moons. Argonians features and apperance are said to come from drinking Hist sap. A gift only Argonians can drink without negative effects, another relation from being decendants of Hist. The Hist sap can cause many hallucinations among non-argonians but only Argonians can drink it without these effects.

Now to the Hist.

The Hist are intelligent, sentient trees that originate in the same province that Argonians do. The Argonians religion is based on Hist religion, which believes in the Sithis theory of creation which makes Shadowscales more relevent.

Oh and three bonus facts.
There is a unique form of lycanthropy only known to Argonians (I think) which turns them into Werecrocodiles.
Second fact
During the Oblivion crisis, the Argonians were able to fend off the Daedra that invaded and charged their own men into Oblivion in such numbers that Daedra had to close the gates to avoid being invaded.
Third fact
Because of this heroic feat, At the end of the Third Era and Beginning of the Fourth Black Marsh is no longer an Empire controlled Province. Free to itself.
User avatar #45 - processing (05/16/2014) [-]
They charged into Oblivion?

Fucking Champs.
User avatar #46 - zahnrad (05/16/2014) [-]
Do they look like they fetch the fucking mead?
User avatar #34 - evilredmuffin (05/16/2014) [-]
argonians can breath underwater and i believe are resistant to alot of poisons while khajiits have better sneak skills and unarmed attacks
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#3 - sanguinesolitude (06/21/2013) [-]
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no homo
User avatar #2 - machinimax (05/23/2013) [-]
Hey can you write what you replied to me on the ****** Board, because it got deleted before I could see it?
#1 - anonymous (02/13/2013) [-]
could you ansewer my question?

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