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#26 - well, pyro is made for crowd control, but having a soldier as …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/30/2014 on How dare you even question it 0
User avatar #27 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
Trust me, retarded teams are easy to find..
A team of demo caber knights are better than a team of snipers just because the demos would actually push the damn cart.
User avatar #28 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
i hate the fact people use the demoknight still with the gun. if youre gonna use demoknight, demoknight all the way. well, theres nothing to say you shouldnt, but i believe its dishonorable to choose to use a demoknight sword without going all out on it
User avatar #29 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
the gun? as is the grenade launcher?
Well, saying demoknight makes the assumption they're not going to use the launcher.
And the caber is a melee weapon that is a german WW2 grenade that explodes when used which will almost kill the demo every time he uses it.
User avatar #30 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
i havent played in a little bit, and if im honest, my memory isnt exactly an elephants. but yeah i know all the weapons and stuff, just need a refresher. and i see your point referring to your caber knights over snipers. my point still stands though, demoknights shouldnt have grenade launchers.
User avatar #31 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
of course but it's just they usually don't use it unless there's a pesky sniper that likes to hide, or an engie.
User avatar #32 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
understandeable, but theres the assholes who have thier sword out, you think 'this is gonna be awesome' then he steps back and brings out the launcher, and blows you to shit with little to no effort. its no fun!
User avatar #33 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
then join a medieval server. you can't use the launcher if you join one.
User avatar #34 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
i only thought there were servers with wierd maps, trade servers, and official servers. i didnt think there were servers with specific changes ie medieval which is ASSUME is like everyone uses melee.
User avatar #35 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
yeah, there's prophunt servers, surf, parkour jailbreak ect.
It's actually a bit like gmod's shit except not as fun and pretty limited in choices.
#36 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
well colour me educated
#37 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
It's not much of educating but thank you for letting me know you actually learned something.
#23 - well, to me tf2 has a sort of forced cooperation sometimes. yo…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/30/2014 on How dare you even question it 0
User avatar #25 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
yeah, have I been in so many lobbies where all my allies were either snipers or spies and I was just a pyro, pushing the cart and air blasting rockets until I get wrecked by the enemy team because a pyro can't fight a mixed team by himself.
User avatar #26 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
well, pyro is made for crowd control, but having a soldier as well dont hurt. at most 4 snipers and 2 spies, otherwise the team is retarded.
User avatar #27 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
Trust me, retarded teams are easy to find..
A team of demo caber knights are better than a team of snipers just because the demos would actually push the damn cart.
User avatar #28 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
i hate the fact people use the demoknight still with the gun. if youre gonna use demoknight, demoknight all the way. well, theres nothing to say you shouldnt, but i believe its dishonorable to choose to use a demoknight sword without going all out on it
User avatar #29 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
the gun? as is the grenade launcher?
Well, saying demoknight makes the assumption they're not going to use the launcher.
And the caber is a melee weapon that is a german WW2 grenade that explodes when used which will almost kill the demo every time he uses it.
User avatar #30 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
i havent played in a little bit, and if im honest, my memory isnt exactly an elephants. but yeah i know all the weapons and stuff, just need a refresher. and i see your point referring to your caber knights over snipers. my point still stands though, demoknights shouldnt have grenade launchers.
User avatar #31 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
of course but it's just they usually don't use it unless there's a pesky sniper that likes to hide, or an engie.
User avatar #32 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
understandeable, but theres the assholes who have thier sword out, you think 'this is gonna be awesome' then he steps back and brings out the launcher, and blows you to shit with little to no effort. its no fun!
User avatar #33 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
then join a medieval server. you can't use the launcher if you join one.
User avatar #34 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
i only thought there were servers with wierd maps, trade servers, and official servers. i didnt think there were servers with specific changes ie medieval which is ASSUME is like everyone uses melee.
User avatar #35 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
yeah, there's prophunt servers, surf, parkour jailbreak ect.
It's actually a bit like gmod's shit except not as fun and pretty limited in choices.
#36 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
well colour me educated
#37 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
It's not much of educating but thank you for letting me know you actually learned something.
#21 - well im a gamer myself, and a big one at that im a skinn…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/30/2014 on How dare you even question it 0
User avatar #22 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
yeah, I'm not that bad of a leader but my friends are idiots when it comes to payday such as taking risks that have really high odds of us getting caught.
We, as gamers would work together better if we didn't play call of duty so much either.
In a perfect lobby of COD I was once able to find, everybody on my team actually quickly made up a strat and none of us knew eachother at all. We essentially had snipers in the back, shotgunner guards and an assualt team.
but I guess most people play for fun and such and want to ignore everybody and do their own thing as many gamers don't plan to really socialize but to get away from having to be social and such.
it actually bums me out a bit because most times I play games such as COD TF2 and ghost recon and people just don't want to cooperate even if we are getting stomped because the other team is and we're not. It's like we play multiplayer for bragging rights, not just to play with people across the damn world.
User avatar #23 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
well, to me tf2 has a sort of forced cooperation sometimes. you wouldnt be the smartest person to run in as a sniper at the enemy base, as you have limited close range motion, and all the best sniping spots are at your base or somewhere close. also the fact that different characters have different health amounts, so they can survive from afar or close up.
User avatar #25 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
yeah, have I been in so many lobbies where all my allies were either snipers or spies and I was just a pyro, pushing the cart and air blasting rockets until I get wrecked by the enemy team because a pyro can't fight a mixed team by himself.
User avatar #26 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
well, pyro is made for crowd control, but having a soldier as well dont hurt. at most 4 snipers and 2 spies, otherwise the team is retarded.
User avatar #27 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
Trust me, retarded teams are easy to find..
A team of demo caber knights are better than a team of snipers just because the demos would actually push the damn cart.
User avatar #28 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
i hate the fact people use the demoknight still with the gun. if youre gonna use demoknight, demoknight all the way. well, theres nothing to say you shouldnt, but i believe its dishonorable to choose to use a demoknight sword without going all out on it
User avatar #29 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
the gun? as is the grenade launcher?
Well, saying demoknight makes the assumption they're not going to use the launcher.
And the caber is a melee weapon that is a german WW2 grenade that explodes when used which will almost kill the demo every time he uses it.
User avatar #30 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
i havent played in a little bit, and if im honest, my memory isnt exactly an elephants. but yeah i know all the weapons and stuff, just need a refresher. and i see your point referring to your caber knights over snipers. my point still stands though, demoknights shouldnt have grenade launchers.
User avatar #31 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
of course but it's just they usually don't use it unless there's a pesky sniper that likes to hide, or an engie.
User avatar #32 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
understandeable, but theres the assholes who have thier sword out, you think 'this is gonna be awesome' then he steps back and brings out the launcher, and blows you to shit with little to no effort. its no fun!
User avatar #33 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
then join a medieval server. you can't use the launcher if you join one.
User avatar #34 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
i only thought there were servers with wierd maps, trade servers, and official servers. i didnt think there were servers with specific changes ie medieval which is ASSUME is like everyone uses melee.
User avatar #35 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
yeah, there's prophunt servers, surf, parkour jailbreak ect.
It's actually a bit like gmod's shit except not as fun and pretty limited in choices.
#36 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
well colour me educated
#37 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
It's not much of educating but thank you for letting me know you actually learned something.
#18 - considering how some gamers are with cooperation...  [+] (17 new replies) 08/30/2014 on How dare you even question it +22
User avatar #20 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
Well, I usually play payday 2 with friends but they crown me leader then get angry when I give them roles so I know how that goes with teamwork in games..
Although we usually do get the job done quietly, there's still a lot of kinks.
But we manage to work together to rob places quicker than I can do alone.
User avatar #21 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
well im a gamer myself, and a big one at that im a skinny fuck who likes staying indoors, as the outside world sucks ass in essex. but im not a shutin though. im just saying how SOME, not poking all of us. you may very well be a good leader, but alot of gamers dont cooperate unless they know each other closely.
User avatar #22 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
yeah, I'm not that bad of a leader but my friends are idiots when it comes to payday such as taking risks that have really high odds of us getting caught.
We, as gamers would work together better if we didn't play call of duty so much either.
In a perfect lobby of COD I was once able to find, everybody on my team actually quickly made up a strat and none of us knew eachother at all. We essentially had snipers in the back, shotgunner guards and an assualt team.
but I guess most people play for fun and such and want to ignore everybody and do their own thing as many gamers don't plan to really socialize but to get away from having to be social and such.
it actually bums me out a bit because most times I play games such as COD TF2 and ghost recon and people just don't want to cooperate even if we are getting stomped because the other team is and we're not. It's like we play multiplayer for bragging rights, not just to play with people across the damn world.
User avatar #23 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
well, to me tf2 has a sort of forced cooperation sometimes. you wouldnt be the smartest person to run in as a sniper at the enemy base, as you have limited close range motion, and all the best sniping spots are at your base or somewhere close. also the fact that different characters have different health amounts, so they can survive from afar or close up.
User avatar #25 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
yeah, have I been in so many lobbies where all my allies were either snipers or spies and I was just a pyro, pushing the cart and air blasting rockets until I get wrecked by the enemy team because a pyro can't fight a mixed team by himself.
User avatar #26 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
well, pyro is made for crowd control, but having a soldier as well dont hurt. at most 4 snipers and 2 spies, otherwise the team is retarded.
User avatar #27 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
Trust me, retarded teams are easy to find..
A team of demo caber knights are better than a team of snipers just because the demos would actually push the damn cart.
User avatar #28 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
i hate the fact people use the demoknight still with the gun. if youre gonna use demoknight, demoknight all the way. well, theres nothing to say you shouldnt, but i believe its dishonorable to choose to use a demoknight sword without going all out on it
User avatar #29 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
the gun? as is the grenade launcher?
Well, saying demoknight makes the assumption they're not going to use the launcher.
And the caber is a melee weapon that is a german WW2 grenade that explodes when used which will almost kill the demo every time he uses it.
User avatar #30 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
i havent played in a little bit, and if im honest, my memory isnt exactly an elephants. but yeah i know all the weapons and stuff, just need a refresher. and i see your point referring to your caber knights over snipers. my point still stands though, demoknights shouldnt have grenade launchers.
User avatar #31 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
of course but it's just they usually don't use it unless there's a pesky sniper that likes to hide, or an engie.
User avatar #32 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
understandeable, but theres the assholes who have thier sword out, you think 'this is gonna be awesome' then he steps back and brings out the launcher, and blows you to shit with little to no effort. its no fun!
User avatar #33 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
then join a medieval server. you can't use the launcher if you join one.
User avatar #34 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
i only thought there were servers with wierd maps, trade servers, and official servers. i didnt think there were servers with specific changes ie medieval which is ASSUME is like everyone uses melee.
User avatar #35 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
yeah, there's prophunt servers, surf, parkour jailbreak ect.
It's actually a bit like gmod's shit except not as fun and pretty limited in choices.
#36 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
well colour me educated
#37 - shreddednation (08/30/2014) [-]
It's not much of educating but thank you for letting me know you actually learned something.
#80 - its weird to say i agree with you.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Priorities 0
User avatar #81 - antiponiesuser (08/30/2014) [-]
welcome to the club of the extremist sociopaths
#78 - i understand there are people who have that sort of fantasy, b…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Priorities 0
User avatar #79 - antiponiesuser (08/30/2014) [-]
Although you are right, let me say this:

We know that not every black person is criminal. in fact, I have some black friends.

But yet, if you are going trough a lone street at night, you are alone, and you see a bunch of niggas coming to you, you would be scared a bit, at least .

My point is, although not everyone cooks in the same pot, its not profitable to waste time to see which ones are normal and which ones are not, when you can label them all as retards, and let the normals stand up of their own, just like you did.
#80 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
its weird to say i agree with you.
User avatar #81 - antiponiesuser (08/30/2014) [-]
welcome to the club of the extremist sociopaths
#56 - you dont just say that dude. god i had to use all my willpower… 08/30/2014 on Eggs 0
#19 - there will always be someone. even if you stop making videogam… 08/30/2014 on Butthatswrongyoufuckingreta... 0
#42 - well, i dont mind people having religions. its good to have fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on Ladies and Gentlemen: Jewvenge +2
User avatar #54 - fuckingmeese (08/30/2014) [-]
You are right, Having faith isn't wrong, but hurting or belittling someone that doesn't share your faith is fucked up.
#40 - ahhhh. makes sense. that must mean that truffles are the devil's work.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Ladies and Gentlemen: Jewvenge 0
User avatar #41 - fuckingmeese (08/29/2014) [-]
Hehe, I guess so. Religions have nothing to do with control do they? lol
User avatar #42 - bonlino (08/29/2014) [-]
well, i dont mind people having religions. its good to have faith in something, whatever floats your boat. just know its a bit like having a penis. its nice to have one, but dont go waving it in public and trying to stuff it down my throat.
User avatar #54 - fuckingmeese (08/30/2014) [-]
You are right, Having faith isn't wrong, but hurting or belittling someone that doesn't share your faith is fucked up.
#38 - well, i mean its greasy as **** , but so is chicken wings.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Ladies and Gentlemen: Jewvenge +1
User avatar #39 - fuckingmeese (08/29/2014) [-]
It has something to do with pigs themselves being dirty, same as shellfish.
User avatar #40 - bonlino (08/29/2014) [-]
ahhhh. makes sense. that must mean that truffles are the devil's work.
User avatar #41 - fuckingmeese (08/29/2014) [-]
Hehe, I guess so. Religions have nothing to do with control do they? lol
User avatar #42 - bonlino (08/29/2014) [-]
well, i dont mind people having religions. its good to have faith in something, whatever floats your boat. just know its a bit like having a penis. its nice to have one, but dont go waving it in public and trying to stuff it down my throat.
User avatar #54 - fuckingmeese (08/30/2014) [-]
You are right, Having faith isn't wrong, but hurting or belittling someone that doesn't share your faith is fucked up.
#34 - im not that religiously broad as people in a nutshell dont lik…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Ladies and Gentlemen: Jewvenge 0
User avatar #60 - Sethorein (08/30/2014) [-]
split hooves and chew their own cud. Two rules for all animals. Pigs are dicks because they have split hooves but don't chew cud so it's like they're trying to trick us.

Shellfish aren't allowed because we need to descale anything we eat from the ocean. No scales on shellfish.
User avatar #37 - fuckingmeese (08/29/2014) [-]
It's just a forbidden food.
Pork is said to be unclean.
User avatar #38 - bonlino (08/29/2014) [-]
well, i mean its greasy as fuck, but so is chicken wings.
User avatar #39 - fuckingmeese (08/29/2014) [-]
It has something to do with pigs themselves being dirty, same as shellfish.
User avatar #40 - bonlino (08/29/2014) [-]
ahhhh. makes sense. that must mean that truffles are the devil's work.
User avatar #41 - fuckingmeese (08/29/2014) [-]
Hehe, I guess so. Religions have nothing to do with control do they? lol
User avatar #42 - bonlino (08/29/2014) [-]
well, i dont mind people having religions. its good to have faith in something, whatever floats your boat. just know its a bit like having a penis. its nice to have one, but dont go waving it in public and trying to stuff it down my throat.
User avatar #54 - fuckingmeese (08/30/2014) [-]
You are right, Having faith isn't wrong, but hurting or belittling someone that doesn't share your faith is fucked up.
#198 - **** ... ive been playing wrong... 08/29/2014 on from our hats to our feet 0
#64 - any reason why you want to stir **** ?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Priorities 0
User avatar #77 - antiponiesuser (08/30/2014) [-]
none in particular. just want to make those people be more self-aware
User avatar #78 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
i understand there are people who have that sort of fantasy, but i good percentage of people who watch anime dont do anything close to that. most of them would go as far as dress up, like myself. what you're doing is like going to a jail and assuming everyone in there is in for stealing. there are people who have done worse than stealing, but there are also some who have done less than stealing. there are people who have gone as far as fantasize anime girls licking thier assholes eew , but there are also who only simply watch it, like a tv show.

TL : DR not everyone cooks in the same pot.
User avatar #79 - antiponiesuser (08/30/2014) [-]
Although you are right, let me say this:

We know that not every black person is criminal. in fact, I have some black friends.

But yet, if you are going trough a lone street at night, you are alone, and you see a bunch of niggas coming to you, you would be scared a bit, at least .

My point is, although not everyone cooks in the same pot, its not profitable to waste time to see which ones are normal and which ones are not, when you can label them all as retards, and let the normals stand up of their own, just like you did.
#80 - bonlino (08/30/2014) [-]
its weird to say i agree with you.
User avatar #81 - antiponiesuser (08/30/2014) [-]
welcome to the club of the extremist sociopaths
#63 - no, but you should play the games anyway. its like a book to m… 08/29/2014 on Priorities +1
#94 - who pissed in your coffee? 08/29/2014 on Digimon +12
#195 - i didnt read your comment completely. yeah i got confused too.…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on from our hats to our feet 0
User avatar #197 - Vpirate (08/29/2014) [-]
Nope, queen is set on her own color.
#198 - bonlino (08/29/2014) [-]
shit... ive been playing wrong...
#194 - king can only move one place. no other pieces can get the quee… 08/29/2014 on from our hats to our feet 0
#435 - well, unlike you or me, we dont need to know this, as we under… 08/29/2014 on I wanna..can I clap for an... +1
#21 - i aint one of them types but some of these retards come back w… 08/28/2014 on Vegans 0
#6 - i would sign a petition on it, if one were to exist. "wom… 08/28/2014 on Double standards? Think again +8
#55 - why yes, it is. but then this contradicts to why your on this … 08/28/2014 on How to read or write in... 0
#52 - this means you arent socially tapped to the internet.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on How to read or write in... 0
#54 - CIS White Male (08/28/2014) [-]
... isn't that a good thing?
User avatar #55 - bonlino (08/28/2014) [-]
why yes, it is. but then this contradicts to why your on this website shouting on deaf ears. if you hate this sort of thing, then why are you this website. if you believe stuff like this isnt worth your time, why scroll down and type your comment. leave people to it, dont stir shit. it aint nice.
#6 - i dont think 3 seconds is that hard, really. but it is kind of…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Instagram +2
User avatar #15 - xtwinblade (08/28/2014) [-]
you had to be perfectly still for those 3 seconds. just moving a centimeter would make your face blurry and distorted in the picture.
User avatar #11 - hundrings (08/28/2014) [-]
I'd imagine that some of the waiting time was spent preparing the equipment, so they would probably sit frozen for a few more seconds than that, to be sure that everything went according to plan.
I don't think photography supplies were too cheap back then.
#48 - but you are an otaku. anons are always otakus.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2014 on How to read or write in... 0
#51 - CIS White Male (08/28/2014) [-]
What the fuck is otaku? What does that even mena? Speak English.
User avatar #52 - bonlino (08/28/2014) [-]
this means you arent socially tapped to the internet.
#54 - CIS White Male (08/28/2014) [-]
... isn't that a good thing?
User avatar #55 - bonlino (08/28/2014) [-]
why yes, it is. but then this contradicts to why your on this website shouting on deaf ears. if you hate this sort of thing, then why are you this website. if you believe stuff like this isnt worth your time, why scroll down and type your comment. leave people to it, dont stir shit. it aint nice.
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User avatar #4 - eldiganto (09/12/2014) [-]
I'll be back for you, one day, maybe not tomorrow, but some day
#3 - sanguinesolitude (06/21/2013) [-]
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Hey can you write what you replied to me on the Hentai Board, because it got deleted before I could see it?
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