I have ascended above and beyond the mortal shell that once was Bonkboy, and have become Bonkman. I endured many years of hell and suffering and for what? I died by the admin's and gained nothing or so I had thought. As my soul faded though I was bathed in the light of my Internet comrades and there hopes and dreams of a better FJ. So I didn't let my fire be dashed and I rose again.
I am now the Bonkman 100% more Manly 100% more Chinese Electric Batman, 27.341% more egotistical.
I'm back baby!