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#41 - Finally just because I dont deserve his love doenst mean he do… 05/28/2012 on God's Perfect Checklist -1
#40 - Also thank you for your prayers but I think you shiuld pray mo…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2012 on God's Perfect Checklist -1
#46 - eminemisthebest (05/28/2012) [-]
Dude stop commenting please. I just said simply and less arrogantly I dont really care what you believe in. Stop, just stop, I understand you love "God" but this is an atheists channel. Simply your long ass and repetitive comments are getting annoying. Just Saiyan.
#47 - N. Korean citizen (05/29/2012) [-]
Hmmmmmmmm its interesting that at first u commented that I can post what I want but now ur getting bothered. Its good to know that ur soul is being unsettled by what ur are reading, which is always a good sign that you have always known the truth all along.
#48 - eminemisthebest (05/29/2012) [-]
My soul isn't bothered your starting to get annoying. Hmmmmmmmm it's interesting that you posted as anonymous.
#55 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Btw u got a lot of "I'm too cool to give a fuck about everyones opinion on a issue I brought up with my post" gifs lol
#54 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Lol My bad I cant post as myself for reason through my iphone, and Im sorry if you gotten the wrong message with my messages, its just that the good news is truly beautiful and perfect and satan sees this and is trying to convince the world that its actually really stupid and ugly. As a child of god I gotta represent for my lord lol. Also annoying and bothered soul??? Lol i dont see the difference! :P Lol jk Im just playing.
#39 - Lol of course not believing and being an athiest is the easier…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/28/2012 on God's Perfect Checklist -1
#40 - bombaygangster (05/28/2012) [-]
Also thank you for your prayers but I think you shiuld pray more for yourself For Im not searching for eternal bliss anymore forI have found it :) The path of a christian is more dangerous painful tempting and filled with suffering than most but it leads to Jesus so irs all worth it :)
#46 - eminemisthebest (05/28/2012) [-]
Dude stop commenting please. I just said simply and less arrogantly I dont really care what you believe in. Stop, just stop, I understand you love "God" but this is an atheists channel. Simply your long ass and repetitive comments are getting annoying. Just Saiyan.
#47 - N. Korean citizen (05/29/2012) [-]
Hmmmmmmmm its interesting that at first u commented that I can post what I want but now ur getting bothered. Its good to know that ur soul is being unsettled by what ur are reading, which is always a good sign that you have always known the truth all along.
#48 - eminemisthebest (05/29/2012) [-]
My soul isn't bothered your starting to get annoying. Hmmmmmmmm it's interesting that you posted as anonymous.
#55 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Btw u got a lot of "I'm too cool to give a fuck about everyones opinion on a issue I brought up with my post" gifs lol
#54 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Lol My bad I cant post as myself for reason through my iphone, and Im sorry if you gotten the wrong message with my messages, its just that the good news is truly beautiful and perfect and satan sees this and is trying to convince the world that its actually really stupid and ugly. As a child of god I gotta represent for my lord lol. Also annoying and bothered soul??? Lol i dont see the difference! :P Lol jk Im just playing.
#38 - Btw you misunderstood suffering, its not unreasonable pain, an…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2012 on God's Perfect Checklist -1
User avatar #43 - audiotune (05/28/2012) [-]
If suffering is not "unreasonable pain" why do some people die due to suffering. You can ask for all the strength you want, but nothing is going to help you if you've lost 6 or 7 pints of blood...In a non-physical sense of suffering, still there is only so much that can be done. One has to realize that there comes a point where they have to move on. How can god control or affect what is going on in the human conscience and subconscience if both of those are built upon free-will. That is going against the "free" part of free will. I find it kind of funny how people talk about these"worldly pleasures" in a negative manner. They, along with everything, was created by god so why are the bad things? And once again, I have seen family members go to god for help with drug addiction but that had no affect at all. You previously said "God gives us suffering" so that's why I am going off of that, and from what I have heard from others, "he gives us suffering to grow and learn." What's the point of being human and having and understanding logic if you refuse to apply it to anything? Logic doesn't mess the bible up, the bible messes common sense up. And no, I don't think I can make any sense of how jesus or god came to be because there is no hard evidence supporting it. Yeah jesus may have been a guy a long time ago who helped people, but was he "godly" or whatever; most likely not. And yes it is crazy to believe god impregnated a woman without conception (sex). If jesus was human, what explains all of his non-human abilities? I can't cure people and I am sure you can't turn water into wine, and we are both humans. No one else can do what he "did" so therefore, his characteristics are not those of a human. If he hesitated so much, why did he help those in need, why did he make that blind man see? The fact is he "used" those abilities he had so therefore, he couldn't have had that much humility. So when god makes stuff levitate it's "godly powers" but...cont.
User avatar #44 - audiotune (05/28/2012) [-]
if I made stuff levitate that is magic and I am in huge trouble. That just doesn't add up.
#50 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
But you cant?? Im sorry but thst comment seemed pointless, please elaborate.
#37 - Just becausrIdontdeserve his love dorsmt man he doesnt love me :) 05/28/2012 on God's Perfect Checklist 0
#36 - Yeah then human accomplishments must also be linked to our cre…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/28/2012 on God's Perfect Checklist -1
User avatar #45 - audiotune (05/28/2012) [-]
Good argument, but there is no proof there is a creator. That's like going into school and having your teacher ask you what 2+2 is and you saying 17. She asks how and you say "it just is," she wouldn't give you a very good grade because there is no proof 2+2=17. He may have seen both sides, but he chose to allow both to happen instead of preventing it. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I didn't think the bible supported gambling...but when god does it it's ok. He "makes" the rules but doesn't seem to follow them. Well yes, with christianity if you do something bad all you have to do is repent and you're forgiven so in a sense no body should go to hell if that's all it takes. It just seems like a way to scare people instead of saying "don't do something or you will be damned, no exceptions." That way would make the world a lot better IMO. Well no all of those people may have saw mary, but that doesn't change the fact that ONE man created the image to show other people. As you say, people are full of sin and lying is one of those sins. And yeah I understand how the catholic church happened, but it seems like forced coincidence. People of the time needed something to follow and something seemed like it happened after someone asked for it and it gave people a "reason" to follow it. On top of that the whole praying thing doesn't make sense to me: if it happens, it was god, if it doesn't, god works in mysterious ways. So in that sense, something "proving god" HAS to happen if you say both outcomes are because of god. Would you mind explaining what happened to both of those saints. And like I said, I support your opinions, friend. You follow what you want to follow and be your own person in order to make yourself happy. And don't worry about it lol
#53 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Btw I apologize for all typos Im typing on my iPhone lol
#52 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Also yeah you're right, no one should go to hell in that sense but the thing is how many people do you think in this world are right now willing to truly be sorry and ask for forgiveness and accept jesus into their heart?
This is a faith btw that started at the lowet point morally in human history since the flood with only 12 people who were nobodies. Every single one of these people had nothing to gain practically for preaching and dying for their faith. Also, even now people are fighting through persecution for christ. Why? As I said before, no practical reason. There have been too many people who nothing to gain in a practical sense who testfy and even die for this faith. No other faith has been in this much persecution ever. Also, while the church hadits flaws, tgats what makes it beautiful in that jesus said that the church will never be perfect but will always try its best. The first pope, St.peter denied jesus 3 times right in front while he as getting the shir kicked out of him, yet we dint remember for his failures but the miracles and love he have as the pope. The church actually was doing good and never got involved with society, but then around the middle ages the world got involved with the church and corrupted it with wordly power and greed. Recently, we have been in a major purification process from the pope we have right now to the last 5 popes.
#58 - N. Korean citizen (12/29/2012) [-]
About the flood- did god grow back all of the plants and return all of the fish to their habitats (fresh/saltwater) and make inbreeding not a problem for anything on the ark? And I'm not sure we can correctly say noone has been in as much persecution, but that doesn't justify your own persecution of others.
#56 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Btw just an fyi but the catholic church is the biggest charity organization
#51 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Well since wanna what happened to those two saints instead of google I'll be yappy to oblige lol. Anyway their very recent saints in the context of history in that they were both around the 20th century I believe. Anyway they were considered extremely blessed. Many people have testified saying they have had visiona of padre pio. Lol, he was even once known for appearing to 2 different people at different places at the same time. Also, there is testimony thay he appeared to someone after his death. Now before you say they are all liars, why? They dont have any incentive at all to testify for him at all. Finally, saint padre pio had the most famous case of stigmitism I believie, which is bearing the wounds of christ. While the eiynds were great pain amd suffering, saint padre pio became even more grateful to god in that god believed that saint padre pio had a strong enough soul for this suffering.
Then theres saint alphonsa, who is the first saint of India. She had a rough life to in that a lor of people loathed and hated her love of god. In fact much of her covenant actually was jealous and tried to break her spirit. Also, when people told her to pray for them or their family member whos sick or if she found out about someone sick, she prayed her heart out to the lord to give her that suffering and pain instead of them. Constantly, and constantly she took these illnesses and pains from the people she prayed for. Finally, many people have also testified of getting healed after praying to her after her death. Like I said I dont know that much, I recommend googling for more in depth but in short these are two examples of why suffering is beautiful as it is painful. Also, you keep on saying that the testimonies are just lies but that doesnt make sense logicallt t all. Like di you think u get payed orsomething for testifying? Lol just look at me, what practical gain do I have testifying to you?
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#35 - Lol simple biology?? Science is complex and beautiful in its c…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2012 on God's Perfect Checklist -1
User avatar #42 - audiotune (05/28/2012) [-]
Simple biology as in the basics of how life function. I meant it is simple because it is very basic knowledge of how parts of the body works. And no we aren't just bodies, but our "heart, souls and minds" (which I know you mean in a theoretical, mental manner, not physical) are all controlled by synapses in our brains. Those electrical pulses that go through our neurons are what control how we think. Yes, we have influence on how those synapse function to an extent due to environmental influences and the fashion in which one is raised. Every thing can be explained with technical terms and facts, although I am no expert in them. It's not a miracle, it's how the body of animals have changed and adapted over time.
#49 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Lol see ur argument to me started to make sense until the last sentence. Adaptation, you think we managed to be this much of a complex person through adaptation? You re telling me that all of emotions and the strange and beautiful ways we portay these emotions through music poems stories movies actions debates and deeds all came from adaptation? See the thing bout adaptation, we must always have a pratical and primal reason to afapt ues? Whether it be competition with another species or just simple survival, we must have this reason yes? Tell me then, what do you think is the reason why we love (dont say reproduce, cuz not every human can yet we all still love) why we hate why we cry why we laugh why we sing why we create why we debate why we argue? Why do we constantly have imagination inour heads? Of course, like you said how this happens through electrical impulses wns other scientific stuff but that in the end is just how we work the way we work. Not why. In the end, science and christianity dont clash but work together in that science says how and christianity is why. At least, thats what I have come to find out, but like I said Im very interested in your reason to why.
#57 - N. Korean citizen (12/29/2012) [-]
The why is survival. Just indulge me and assume that natural selection is a process; love is caused by Oxycontin, which is caused by making physical contact with or communicating with someone we enjoy, which caused us to form close bonds and stick with others, as we are a social species. This is related to Stockholm and Lima Syndrome, as the body adapts and forces you to love your captor so you can continue to live. It doesn't have to be correct, it has to allow you to live- that's the important bit. Music is amazing because we gain pleasure through harmonies and phrases in keys, which would have been used in a more base from to recognize birds, predators, mating calls, cries of fear, cries of happiness and cries of distress in our species and in others. The more finely tuned your tonal recognition, the better your survive and coexist. Imagination is a product of the cerebral cortex, which allows us to generate images of abstract or not previously seen things in our minds, and allows for your "mind's eye" to exist. Human are like any other animal- the ones that survive pass down their traits, and the ones happen just so happen to be best suited to not die propagate. We're far from perfect, just look at all the birth defects and cancers (often a result of uncontrolled cell growth that is normally limited internally in cells) and mental illnesses and logical fallacies. We're pretty good overall, though. I like us.
#32 - And my proof of miracles wasnt just my testimony but actual ph…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/27/2012 on God's Perfect Checklist -1
User avatar #33 - audiotune (05/27/2012) [-]
Not miracles...simple biology. And for the thought; electrical currents being passed through neurons in our brains.
#35 - bombaygangster (05/28/2012) [-]
Lol simple biology?? Science is complex and beautiful in its complexity. And thats why that "simple biology" is a miracle. Because we arent just bodies, but hearts, souls, and minds too.
User avatar #42 - audiotune (05/28/2012) [-]
Simple biology as in the basics of how life function. I meant it is simple because it is very basic knowledge of how parts of the body works. And no we aren't just bodies, but our "heart, souls and minds" (which I know you mean in a theoretical, mental manner, not physical) are all controlled by synapses in our brains. Those electrical pulses that go through our neurons are what control how we think. Yes, we have influence on how those synapse function to an extent due to environmental influences and the fashion in which one is raised. Every thing can be explained with technical terms and facts, although I am no expert in them. It's not a miracle, it's how the body of animals have changed and adapted over time.
#49 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Lol see ur argument to me started to make sense until the last sentence. Adaptation, you think we managed to be this much of a complex person through adaptation? You re telling me that all of emotions and the strange and beautiful ways we portay these emotions through music poems stories movies actions debates and deeds all came from adaptation? See the thing bout adaptation, we must always have a pratical and primal reason to afapt ues? Whether it be competition with another species or just simple survival, we must have this reason yes? Tell me then, what do you think is the reason why we love (dont say reproduce, cuz not every human can yet we all still love) why we hate why we cry why we laugh why we sing why we create why we debate why we argue? Why do we constantly have imagination inour heads? Of course, like you said how this happens through electrical impulses wns other scientific stuff but that in the end is just how we work the way we work. Not why. In the end, science and christianity dont clash but work together in that science says how and christianity is why. At least, thats what I have come to find out, but like I said Im very interested in your reason to why.
#57 - N. Korean citizen (12/29/2012) [-]
The why is survival. Just indulge me and assume that natural selection is a process; love is caused by Oxycontin, which is caused by making physical contact with or communicating with someone we enjoy, which caused us to form close bonds and stick with others, as we are a social species. This is related to Stockholm and Lima Syndrome, as the body adapts and forces you to love your captor so you can continue to live. It doesn't have to be correct, it has to allow you to live- that's the important bit. Music is amazing because we gain pleasure through harmonies and phrases in keys, which would have been used in a more base from to recognize birds, predators, mating calls, cries of fear, cries of happiness and cries of distress in our species and in others. The more finely tuned your tonal recognition, the better your survive and coexist. Imagination is a product of the cerebral cortex, which allows us to generate images of abstract or not previously seen things in our minds, and allows for your "mind's eye" to exist. Human are like any other animal- the ones that survive pass down their traits, and the ones happen just so happen to be best suited to not die propagate. We're far from perfect, just look at all the birth defects and cancers (often a result of uncontrolled cell growth that is normally limited internally in cells) and mental illnesses and logical fallacies. We're pretty good overall, though. I like us.
#31 - ...Im very sorry that you had to go through that, but when did…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/27/2012 on God's Perfect Checklist -1
User avatar #34 - audiotune (05/27/2012) [-]
Like I have been saying, all of those videos and pictures can be made by anyone with access to photo shop or CGI programs. Look at all of these movies out today with aliens and shit running around that look so realistic." in fact no human in the world has the right to look down on anyone else." Quote from a previous comment. If you don't look down on people then you have to consider them equals or greater. I believe I previously explained the whole, without a creator the created wouldn't have done anything in the first place which links humans mistakes to this higher power. lol, Once again AD(after death) would insinuate he was a zombie, but I get what you're saying. 1) Suffering is a gift now? "gee, thanks for taking my arm away god, that thing was a pest!" 2) Tell that to all of the drug addicts who OD'd. 3) Kids who watch their parents be brutally murdered then are forced to go through many houses for foster care probably don't have much joy in their lives. 4) If you don't deserve love from this guy you worship, what's the point. There is no completeness in your beliefs if you don't think you're good enough. 5) Well for one, Jesus was not a normal human at all...he was a part of god(or something like that) who forced himself into the womb of a virgin in order to walk the earth. By that sense, he isn't human at all. Along with that, he was magic, which is frowned upon by the bible. I appreciate that, but it isn't your fault or anyone else but the perpetrator's fault for what has happened. There's nothing you can do about the past.
All in all, I greatly respect you for having this love for your beliefs; that's how everyone should be. Furthermore, I'm glad we could have this conversation without turning into a fight along with the name calling. I'm sorry if I offended you at all during this, friend, for that wasn't my intentions. I appreciate this conversation and wish you the best in your future. Take it easy.
#41 - bombaygangster (05/28/2012) [-]
Finally just because I dont deserve his love doenst mean he doesnt love me :)
#38 - bombaygangster (05/28/2012) [-]
Btw you misunderstood suffering, its not unreasonable pain, and you dont ask for it but for the strength to fight through it for it. Akes our souls stronger. Drug addicts are alsoa unfortunate example of how much we really need god. For no matter how much we indulge our selves in worldly pleasures to satisfy our desires, we will never quench our thirst. The only way to find peace and love is through jesus and if anything he will overquench your thirst lol :). Like I said before god doesnt give us suffering but the strength to overcome it. Finally, lolwutt?? See your trying to use logic again and of course it messes the bible up for u. Do u really think you can make sense out of how jesus came to be? God made the stars, pluto, and mars. Him managing to make a woman he created pregnant with his son isnt crazy at all compared tobthat lol. And jesus was human through that. Yes he still had all of his godly powers but he also had our desires, temptations, and struggles. Jesus if anything hesitated to do miracles out of his humilty lol. He wasnt magic he is god.Hope I managed to make a least a little sense with this reply lol. Btw Im glad we r having this discussion too and no u have never offended u and I hope I havent offended u either. God bless :)
User avatar #43 - audiotune (05/28/2012) [-]
If suffering is not "unreasonable pain" why do some people die due to suffering. You can ask for all the strength you want, but nothing is going to help you if you've lost 6 or 7 pints of blood...In a non-physical sense of suffering, still there is only so much that can be done. One has to realize that there comes a point where they have to move on. How can god control or affect what is going on in the human conscience and subconscience if both of those are built upon free-will. That is going against the "free" part of free will. I find it kind of funny how people talk about these"worldly pleasures" in a negative manner. They, along with everything, was created by god so why are the bad things? And once again, I have seen family members go to god for help with drug addiction but that had no affect at all. You previously said "God gives us suffering" so that's why I am going off of that, and from what I have heard from others, "he gives us suffering to grow and learn." What's the point of being human and having and understanding logic if you refuse to apply it to anything? Logic doesn't mess the bible up, the bible messes common sense up. And no, I don't think I can make any sense of how jesus or god came to be because there is no hard evidence supporting it. Yeah jesus may have been a guy a long time ago who helped people, but was he "godly" or whatever; most likely not. And yes it is crazy to believe god impregnated a woman without conception (sex). If jesus was human, what explains all of his non-human abilities? I can't cure people and I am sure you can't turn water into wine, and we are both humans. No one else can do what he "did" so therefore, his characteristics are not those of a human. If he hesitated so much, why did he help those in need, why did he make that blind man see? The fact is he "used" those abilities he had so therefore, he couldn't have had that much humility. So when god makes stuff levitate it's "godly powers" but...cont.
User avatar #44 - audiotune (05/28/2012) [-]
if I made stuff levitate that is magic and I am in huge trouble. That just doesn't add up.
#50 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
But you cant?? Im sorry but thst comment seemed pointless, please elaborate.
#36 - bombaygangster (05/28/2012) [-]
Yeah then human accomplishments must also be linked to our creator no? Like I said, God saw all of the possible futures for us when he created us, he saw that the pastor could choose to rape, but also so the good the pastor could do. In fact, for every rape, murder, slander, gossip, bully, suicide he saw sacrifice, love, forgiveness, joy, genorosity, creation, and patience. Think of it like this, when he created Mother Teresa, he saw the sin she could, but also saw the good. this is the gamble he has made out of love and faith in us when he created us. He saw the struggles, pains, and suffering in our way in this life and had the faith in us that we can overcome it and be filled with even more love. As christian, I believe that our good is so much stronger than our sin, as weird as that may sound. Look about the proof of miracles, something tells me that the people who all happen to see Mother Mary in France arent in a conspiracy. The fact about the catholic church is that it started with only 12 people....13 people who were mocked, ridiculed, persecueted, and scoffed at for their faith. But then the miracles happened, the martyrs happened, the holy spirit happened and is still happening, the conversions happened, the charites happened, the saints happened, the love happened. Before you know it, the most persecuted faith becomes the national faith of Rome and the first book to ever be published is the bible. If your still in doubt about miracles look at the recent saints. Saint Alphonsa and Saint Padre Pio are good examples :). In the end, all I kniw is that Jesus changed my heart and entered it with love. I came from a messed up catholic family too, and I used to hate mother mary and jesus. But that part of my soul is dead for I am in deep love with Jesus and my mother mary and Im not unashamed. Also sorry if I sound a little dumb when I talk about science lol Im only 16.
User avatar #45 - audiotune (05/28/2012) [-]
Good argument, but there is no proof there is a creator. That's like going into school and having your teacher ask you what 2+2 is and you saying 17. She asks how and you say "it just is," she wouldn't give you a very good grade because there is no proof 2+2=17. He may have seen both sides, but he chose to allow both to happen instead of preventing it. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I didn't think the bible supported gambling...but when god does it it's ok. He "makes" the rules but doesn't seem to follow them. Well yes, with christianity if you do something bad all you have to do is repent and you're forgiven so in a sense no body should go to hell if that's all it takes. It just seems like a way to scare people instead of saying "don't do something or you will be damned, no exceptions." That way would make the world a lot better IMO. Well no all of those people may have saw mary, but that doesn't change the fact that ONE man created the image to show other people. As you say, people are full of sin and lying is one of those sins. And yeah I understand how the catholic church happened, but it seems like forced coincidence. People of the time needed something to follow and something seemed like it happened after someone asked for it and it gave people a "reason" to follow it. On top of that the whole praying thing doesn't make sense to me: if it happens, it was god, if it doesn't, god works in mysterious ways. So in that sense, something "proving god" HAS to happen if you say both outcomes are because of god. Would you mind explaining what happened to both of those saints. And like I said, I support your opinions, friend. You follow what you want to follow and be your own person in order to make yourself happy. And don't worry about it lol
#53 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Btw I apologize for all typos Im typing on my iPhone lol
#52 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Also yeah you're right, no one should go to hell in that sense but the thing is how many people do you think in this world are right now willing to truly be sorry and ask for forgiveness and accept jesus into their heart?
This is a faith btw that started at the lowet point morally in human history since the flood with only 12 people who were nobodies. Every single one of these people had nothing to gain practically for preaching and dying for their faith. Also, even now people are fighting through persecution for christ. Why? As I said before, no practical reason. There have been too many people who nothing to gain in a practical sense who testfy and even die for this faith. No other faith has been in this much persecution ever. Also, while the church hadits flaws, tgats what makes it beautiful in that jesus said that the church will never be perfect but will always try its best. The first pope, St.peter denied jesus 3 times right in front while he as getting the shir kicked out of him, yet we dint remember for his failures but the miracles and love he have as the pope. The church actually was doing good and never got involved with society, but then around the middle ages the world got involved with the church and corrupted it with wordly power and greed. Recently, we have been in a major purification process from the pope we have right now to the last 5 popes.
#58 - N. Korean citizen (12/29/2012) [-]
About the flood- did god grow back all of the plants and return all of the fish to their habitats (fresh/saltwater) and make inbreeding not a problem for anything on the ark? And I'm not sure we can correctly say noone has been in as much persecution, but that doesn't justify your own persecution of others.
#56 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Btw just an fyi but the catholic church is the biggest charity organization
#51 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Well since wanna what happened to those two saints instead of google I'll be yappy to oblige lol. Anyway their very recent saints in the context of history in that they were both around the 20th century I believe. Anyway they were considered extremely blessed. Many people have testified saying they have had visiona of padre pio. Lol, he was even once known for appearing to 2 different people at different places at the same time. Also, there is testimony thay he appeared to someone after his death. Now before you say they are all liars, why? They dont have any incentive at all to testify for him at all. Finally, saint padre pio had the most famous case of stigmitism I believie, which is bearing the wounds of christ. While the eiynds were great pain amd suffering, saint padre pio became even more grateful to god in that god believed that saint padre pio had a strong enough soul for this suffering.
Then theres saint alphonsa, who is the first saint of India. She had a rough life to in that a lor of people loathed and hated her love of god. In fact much of her covenant actually was jealous and tried to break her spirit. Also, when people told her to pray for them or their family member whos sick or if she found out about someone sick, she prayed her heart out to the lord to give her that suffering and pain instead of them. Constantly, and constantly she took these illnesses and pains from the people she prayed for. Finally, many people have also testified of getting healed after praying to her after her death. Like I said I dont know that much, I recommend googling for more in depth but in short these are two examples of why suffering is beautiful as it is painful. Also, you keep on saying that the testimonies are just lies but that doesnt make sense logicallt t all. Like di you think u get payed orsomething for testifying? Lol just look at me, what practical gain do I have testifying to you?
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User avatar #30 - audiotune (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I've tried that approach. If he doesn't want to show himself when people aren't looking AND when they are looking, then he doesn't deserve my respect or love. I was raised in a christian family, but couldn't accept any of it since I didn't see or feel anything. And like I said, ALL of those events can be recreated by anybody. If the shroud went back to BC (before christ), how did he wipe his face in it.... All of this "proof of miracles" can't be proven because like you said, everyone sins. You can't believe someone found jesus' face on a wall or where ever because chances are, that person did it just to be known. And like I said before, I have done all of this and nothing has happened. So sometimes god just wants to make people suffer, is that what you're saying because that's sure how it sounded. Yeah, I actually was a close relative of that boy. Trust me, the whole family asked why and never got an answer. And once again with the rape situation; it was a family member. Every time she looks at the kid she sees him and hates herself for what happened. She is miserable every day and is on depression meds; and where is god? No where to be seen, making things happen in "mysterious ways." So every time the pastors rape a kid, all they have to do is say "oh I'm very sorry for what I did," and they're forgiven? Does that seem right that the kid has to live with that now? You think that a person who rapes a little kid is equal to you? You think he is just as good as you are so you can't look down on him? I see this suffering first hand, I live through it, and I never see a reason to believe in god. If he is "almighty" and tells people how to live, why doesn't he intervene. Why doesn't everyone KNOW he exists. Why do we have to go to him, he is the one who needs our love. I understand the premises of religion and I respect that people follow it, but I cannot believe in something that goes against all logic and that I have no proof of.
#32 - bombaygangster (05/27/2012) [-]
And my proof of miracles wasnt just my testimony but actual photos and videos of sighting of mother mary. But if you really wanna see a miracle in the happening just listen to every heartbeat every thought and every picture in your head.
User avatar #33 - audiotune (05/27/2012) [-]
Not miracles...simple biology. And for the thought; electrical currents being passed through neurons in our brains.
#35 - bombaygangster (05/28/2012) [-]
Lol simple biology?? Science is complex and beautiful in its complexity. And thats why that "simple biology" is a miracle. Because we arent just bodies, but hearts, souls, and minds too.
User avatar #42 - audiotune (05/28/2012) [-]
Simple biology as in the basics of how life function. I meant it is simple because it is very basic knowledge of how parts of the body works. And no we aren't just bodies, but our "heart, souls and minds" (which I know you mean in a theoretical, mental manner, not physical) are all controlled by synapses in our brains. Those electrical pulses that go through our neurons are what control how we think. Yes, we have influence on how those synapse function to an extent due to environmental influences and the fashion in which one is raised. Every thing can be explained with technical terms and facts, although I am no expert in them. It's not a miracle, it's how the body of animals have changed and adapted over time.
#49 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Lol see ur argument to me started to make sense until the last sentence. Adaptation, you think we managed to be this much of a complex person through adaptation? You re telling me that all of emotions and the strange and beautiful ways we portay these emotions through music poems stories movies actions debates and deeds all came from adaptation? See the thing bout adaptation, we must always have a pratical and primal reason to afapt ues? Whether it be competition with another species or just simple survival, we must have this reason yes? Tell me then, what do you think is the reason why we love (dont say reproduce, cuz not every human can yet we all still love) why we hate why we cry why we laugh why we sing why we create why we debate why we argue? Why do we constantly have imagination inour heads? Of course, like you said how this happens through electrical impulses wns other scientific stuff but that in the end is just how we work the way we work. Not why. In the end, science and christianity dont clash but work together in that science says how and christianity is why. At least, thats what I have come to find out, but like I said Im very interested in your reason to why.
#57 - N. Korean citizen (12/29/2012) [-]
The why is survival. Just indulge me and assume that natural selection is a process; love is caused by Oxycontin, which is caused by making physical contact with or communicating with someone we enjoy, which caused us to form close bonds and stick with others, as we are a social species. This is related to Stockholm and Lima Syndrome, as the body adapts and forces you to love your captor so you can continue to live. It doesn't have to be correct, it has to allow you to live- that's the important bit. Music is amazing because we gain pleasure through harmonies and phrases in keys, which would have been used in a more base from to recognize birds, predators, mating calls, cries of fear, cries of happiness and cries of distress in our species and in others. The more finely tuned your tonal recognition, the better your survive and coexist. Imagination is a product of the cerebral cortex, which allows us to generate images of abstract or not previously seen things in our minds, and allows for your "mind's eye" to exist. Human are like any other animal- the ones that survive pass down their traits, and the ones happen just so happen to be best suited to not die propagate. We're far from perfect, just look at all the birth defects and cancers (often a result of uncontrolled cell growth that is normally limited internally in cells) and mental illnesses and logical fallacies. We're pretty good overall, though. I like us.
#31 - bombaygangster (05/27/2012) [-]
...Im very sorry that you had to go through that, but when did I say that I think the person who raped the kid is as good as me? Like wtf? I never said I was worthy or deserving of anything. Also, we cant blame god for a human's decision. That was my main point. I never said that u should forgive him because I dont have that right. Like I said before, as twisted and messed as this may sound, I believe that god loves everyone, including that pastor and the rapist. I am nothing and I can pnly speak for myself and I never meant that the acts u have seen committed were right...if anything I dont even want to imagine the pain god was in when he saw the pastor and rapist corrupt his daughter and his child. Btw Im not very smarf and I meant AD, like BC was the only past term I could think off but I meant there was proof it came around his death. All I have to say is that 1) God gives everyone suffering. 2) He only gives us what he knows we can handle. 3) He will find a way to make joy out of the pain. 4) For me, its the other way around: I dont deserve his love 5) When he took that cross.... he took ALL of our sin...The sin of the past, The sin of the present, and The sin of the future.....he saw Hitler, he saw Stalin, he saw the rapist, he saw the pastor, HE SAW AND KNEW OF ALL THE SIN. But he loved us and took that cross and died on it anyway. A normal human would have never survived his passion before getting on the cross and the fact Jesus didnt even need to suffer blows my mind 6) I will pray with best of my ability for you, the pastor, the child, the rapist, the girl, and her son, in hope you ALL maybe healed. As I have said before..... i really am sorry. You also misunderstood my previous reply a little...I meant in short God is ALWAYS with us no matter what the situation, and no matter what the sin and we just have to be patient and truly see how he s always been there. God Bless
User avatar #34 - audiotune (05/27/2012) [-]
Like I have been saying, all of those videos and pictures can be made by anyone with access to photo shop or CGI programs. Look at all of these movies out today with aliens and shit running around that look so realistic." in fact no human in the world has the right to look down on anyone else." Quote from a previous comment. If you don't look down on people then you have to consider them equals or greater. I believe I previously explained the whole, without a creator the created wouldn't have done anything in the first place which links humans mistakes to this higher power. lol, Once again AD(after death) would insinuate he was a zombie, but I get what you're saying. 1) Suffering is a gift now? "gee, thanks for taking my arm away god, that thing was a pest!" 2) Tell that to all of the drug addicts who OD'd. 3) Kids who watch their parents be brutally murdered then are forced to go through many houses for foster care probably don't have much joy in their lives. 4) If you don't deserve love from this guy you worship, what's the point. There is no completeness in your beliefs if you don't think you're good enough. 5) Well for one, Jesus was not a normal human at all...he was a part of god(or something like that) who forced himself into the womb of a virgin in order to walk the earth. By that sense, he isn't human at all. Along with that, he was magic, which is frowned upon by the bible. I appreciate that, but it isn't your fault or anyone else but the perpetrator's fault for what has happened. There's nothing you can do about the past.
All in all, I greatly respect you for having this love for your beliefs; that's how everyone should be. Furthermore, I'm glad we could have this conversation without turning into a fight along with the name calling. I'm sorry if I offended you at all during this, friend, for that wasn't my intentions. I appreciate this conversation and wish you the best in your future. Take it easy.
#41 - bombaygangster (05/28/2012) [-]
Finally just because I dont deserve his love doenst mean he doesnt love me :)
#38 - bombaygangster (05/28/2012) [-]
Btw you misunderstood suffering, its not unreasonable pain, and you dont ask for it but for the strength to fight through it for it. Akes our souls stronger. Drug addicts are alsoa unfortunate example of how much we really need god. For no matter how much we indulge our selves in worldly pleasures to satisfy our desires, we will never quench our thirst. The only way to find peace and love is through jesus and if anything he will overquench your thirst lol :). Like I said before god doesnt give us suffering but the strength to overcome it. Finally, lolwutt?? See your trying to use logic again and of course it messes the bible up for u. Do u really think you can make sense out of how jesus came to be? God made the stars, pluto, and mars. Him managing to make a woman he created pregnant with his son isnt crazy at all compared tobthat lol. And jesus was human through that. Yes he still had all of his godly powers but he also had our desires, temptations, and struggles. Jesus if anything hesitated to do miracles out of his humilty lol. He wasnt magic he is god.Hope I managed to make a least a little sense with this reply lol. Btw Im glad we r having this discussion too and no u have never offended u and I hope I havent offended u either. God bless :)
User avatar #43 - audiotune (05/28/2012) [-]
If suffering is not "unreasonable pain" why do some people die due to suffering. You can ask for all the strength you want, but nothing is going to help you if you've lost 6 or 7 pints of blood...In a non-physical sense of suffering, still there is only so much that can be done. One has to realize that there comes a point where they have to move on. How can god control or affect what is going on in the human conscience and subconscience if both of those are built upon free-will. That is going against the "free" part of free will. I find it kind of funny how people talk about these"worldly pleasures" in a negative manner. They, along with everything, was created by god so why are the bad things? And once again, I have seen family members go to god for help with drug addiction but that had no affect at all. You previously said "God gives us suffering" so that's why I am going off of that, and from what I have heard from others, "he gives us suffering to grow and learn." What's the point of being human and having and understanding logic if you refuse to apply it to anything? Logic doesn't mess the bible up, the bible messes common sense up. And no, I don't think I can make any sense of how jesus or god came to be because there is no hard evidence supporting it. Yeah jesus may have been a guy a long time ago who helped people, but was he "godly" or whatever; most likely not. And yes it is crazy to believe god impregnated a woman without conception (sex). If jesus was human, what explains all of his non-human abilities? I can't cure people and I am sure you can't turn water into wine, and we are both humans. No one else can do what he "did" so therefore, his characteristics are not those of a human. If he hesitated so much, why did he help those in need, why did he make that blind man see? The fact is he "used" those abilities he had so therefore, he couldn't have had that much humility. So when god makes stuff levitate it's "godly powers" but...cont.
User avatar #44 - audiotune (05/28/2012) [-]
if I made stuff levitate that is magic and I am in huge trouble. That just doesn't add up.
#50 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
But you cant?? Im sorry but thst comment seemed pointless, please elaborate.
#36 - bombaygangster (05/28/2012) [-]
Yeah then human accomplishments must also be linked to our creator no? Like I said, God saw all of the possible futures for us when he created us, he saw that the pastor could choose to rape, but also so the good the pastor could do. In fact, for every rape, murder, slander, gossip, bully, suicide he saw sacrifice, love, forgiveness, joy, genorosity, creation, and patience. Think of it like this, when he created Mother Teresa, he saw the sin she could, but also saw the good. this is the gamble he has made out of love and faith in us when he created us. He saw the struggles, pains, and suffering in our way in this life and had the faith in us that we can overcome it and be filled with even more love. As christian, I believe that our good is so much stronger than our sin, as weird as that may sound. Look about the proof of miracles, something tells me that the people who all happen to see Mother Mary in France arent in a conspiracy. The fact about the catholic church is that it started with only 12 people....13 people who were mocked, ridiculed, persecueted, and scoffed at for their faith. But then the miracles happened, the martyrs happened, the holy spirit happened and is still happening, the conversions happened, the charites happened, the saints happened, the love happened. Before you know it, the most persecuted faith becomes the national faith of Rome and the first book to ever be published is the bible. If your still in doubt about miracles look at the recent saints. Saint Alphonsa and Saint Padre Pio are good examples :). In the end, all I kniw is that Jesus changed my heart and entered it with love. I came from a messed up catholic family too, and I used to hate mother mary and jesus. But that part of my soul is dead for I am in deep love with Jesus and my mother mary and Im not unashamed. Also sorry if I sound a little dumb when I talk about science lol Im only 16.
User avatar #45 - audiotune (05/28/2012) [-]
Good argument, but there is no proof there is a creator. That's like going into school and having your teacher ask you what 2+2 is and you saying 17. She asks how and you say "it just is," she wouldn't give you a very good grade because there is no proof 2+2=17. He may have seen both sides, but he chose to allow both to happen instead of preventing it. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I didn't think the bible supported gambling...but when god does it it's ok. He "makes" the rules but doesn't seem to follow them. Well yes, with christianity if you do something bad all you have to do is repent and you're forgiven so in a sense no body should go to hell if that's all it takes. It just seems like a way to scare people instead of saying "don't do something or you will be damned, no exceptions." That way would make the world a lot better IMO. Well no all of those people may have saw mary, but that doesn't change the fact that ONE man created the image to show other people. As you say, people are full of sin and lying is one of those sins. And yeah I understand how the catholic church happened, but it seems like forced coincidence. People of the time needed something to follow and something seemed like it happened after someone asked for it and it gave people a "reason" to follow it. On top of that the whole praying thing doesn't make sense to me: if it happens, it was god, if it doesn't, god works in mysterious ways. So in that sense, something "proving god" HAS to happen if you say both outcomes are because of god. Would you mind explaining what happened to both of those saints. And like I said, I support your opinions, friend. You follow what you want to follow and be your own person in order to make yourself happy. And don't worry about it lol
#53 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Btw I apologize for all typos Im typing on my iPhone lol
#52 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Also yeah you're right, no one should go to hell in that sense but the thing is how many people do you think in this world are right now willing to truly be sorry and ask for forgiveness and accept jesus into their heart?
This is a faith btw that started at the lowet point morally in human history since the flood with only 12 people who were nobodies. Every single one of these people had nothing to gain practically for preaching and dying for their faith. Also, even now people are fighting through persecution for christ. Why? As I said before, no practical reason. There have been too many people who nothing to gain in a practical sense who testfy and even die for this faith. No other faith has been in this much persecution ever. Also, while the church hadits flaws, tgats what makes it beautiful in that jesus said that the church will never be perfect but will always try its best. The first pope, St.peter denied jesus 3 times right in front while he as getting the shir kicked out of him, yet we dint remember for his failures but the miracles and love he have as the pope. The church actually was doing good and never got involved with society, but then around the middle ages the world got involved with the church and corrupted it with wordly power and greed. Recently, we have been in a major purification process from the pope we have right now to the last 5 popes.
#58 - N. Korean citizen (12/29/2012) [-]
About the flood- did god grow back all of the plants and return all of the fish to their habitats (fresh/saltwater) and make inbreeding not a problem for anything on the ark? And I'm not sure we can correctly say noone has been in as much persecution, but that doesn't justify your own persecution of others.
#56 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Btw just an fyi but the catholic church is the biggest charity organization
#51 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Well since wanna what happened to those two saints instead of google I'll be yappy to oblige lol. Anyway their very recent saints in the context of history in that they were both around the 20th century I believe. Anyway they were considered extremely blessed. Many people have testified saying they have had visiona of padre pio. Lol, he was even once known for appearing to 2 different people at different places at the same time. Also, there is testimony thay he appeared to someone after his death. Now before you say they are all liars, why? They dont have any incentive at all to testify for him at all. Finally, saint padre pio had the most famous case of stigmitism I believie, which is bearing the wounds of christ. While the eiynds were great pain amd suffering, saint padre pio became even more grateful to god in that god believed that saint padre pio had a strong enough soul for this suffering.
Then theres saint alphonsa, who is the first saint of India. She had a rough life to in that a lor of people loathed and hated her love of god. In fact much of her covenant actually was jealous and tried to break her spirit. Also, when people told her to pray for them or their family member whos sick or if she found out about someone sick, she prayed her heart out to the lord to give her that suffering and pain instead of them. Constantly, and constantly she took these illnesses and pains from the people she prayed for. Finally, many people have also testified of getting healed after praying to her after her death. Like I said I dont know that much, I recommend googling for more in depth but in short these are two examples of why suffering is beautiful as it is painful. Also, you keep on saying that the testimonies are just lies but that doesnt make sense logicallt t all. Like di you think u get payed orsomething for testifying? Lol just look at me, what practical gain do I have testifying to you?
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#1 - N. Korean citizen (05/28/2012) [-]
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