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#38 - While it's my dream to hotbox a large public structure, you'd … 04/21/2014 on i wish i was there 0
#8 - Take it with a grain of salt for now, inspections and investig…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Welcome to Britain! +8
User avatar #62 - cullination (04/20/2014) [-]
I go to a Catholic School, and I'm taught in Abstinence only Sex-Ed. I'm 16 and don't know how to use a condom. However, I do not get taught creationism, I'm taught Evolutionary Creationsim (Which is essentially Darwin theory except God put it in motion)
User avatar #114 - bokkos (04/21/2014) [-]
While I'm glad that basic biology is being recognized, the sex-ed thing is pretty abhorrent. How do you feel about the quality of your education?
User avatar #115 - cullination (04/22/2014) [-]
Overall, the education at my school, in my opinion, is superior to that of a Public School. However, being a Catholic School, we are a bit behind in some areas. For instance, no LGBT club what so ever. Our Art department is lacking as well. Mandatory Mass once a month is required, even for those not Catholic. Also, our theology department runs a Pro-Life club, and we have to take a full year of Theology every year. Honestly, I believe that my theology course is essentially propaganda. But I can't really complain, I wasn't forced to go here, and I knew exactly what I was getting into.
#4 - It's common to many herbivores. 04/20/2014 on LITTEL WALES DOOIN TRIX +4
#50 - If her waistline stays that way her lineage will be endangered. 04/19/2014 on it's a cheap tactic +1
#23 - Jesaz. Good luck, may E. coli and Darwin smile in your favou…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on How Excited He Looks 0
#24 - theguynamedme (04/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, mine is a lab exam....shits gonna be mad easy. Good luck to you mysterious internet dude!
User avatar #35 - capslockrage (04/15/2014) [-]
That is a cute .gif
#18 - And that's why some of us go to University, because ***…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2014 on How Excited He Looks 0
#21 - theguynamedme (04/15/2014) [-]
I have a micro exam in 45min!...........3spoopy5me
#31 - mantheon (04/15/2014) [-]
Fucking gets me everytime i see that GIF, thanks for the lol. You won my thumb.
User avatar #23 - bokkos (04/15/2014) [-]
Jesaz. Good luck, may E. coli and Darwin smile in your favour.

Seriously though, shit is easy; all of the concept I have to cover have been addressed in other classes already.
#24 - theguynamedme (04/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, mine is a lab exam....shits gonna be mad easy. Good luck to you mysterious internet dude!
User avatar #35 - capslockrage (04/15/2014) [-]
That is a cute .gif
#288 - Perhaps, but for me it tosses the whole infographic into doubt… 04/15/2014 on "Women only get 77%" 0
#25 - One of the citations is Huffington Post. I find the validity o…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on "Women only get 77%" 0
User avatar #46 - dudeyouisnasty (04/15/2014) [-]
Not saying that your spoilers comment isnt valid.
But the huffington post report only affected the very last bit about how women feel, no real statistics were taken from that. just the 76% of old people and 66% of young people thinking they can have it all.
User avatar #288 - bokkos (04/15/2014) [-]
Perhaps, but for me it tosses the whole infographic into doubt (either valid or not). What I should have said is the lack of qualitative evidence and over reliance on "pop" references is what kills it for me. Maybe its just University, but I have a hard time accepting research from organizations not associated with post secondary or actual research labs. Academic chauvinism maybe?
#21 - I'll take it.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on He made that movie just for... 0
User avatar #22 - popnotes (04/14/2014) [-]
Anytime
#19 - No, I meant exactly what I said. Source, plz.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2014 on He made that movie just for... 0
User avatar #20 - popnotes (04/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - bokkos (04/14/2014) [-]
I'll take it.
User avatar #22 - popnotes (04/14/2014) [-]
Anytime
#17 - [Source Needed]  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2014 on He made that movie just for... 0
User avatar #18 - popnotes (04/14/2014) [-]
I think you mean citation. It's not as witty if you use the wrong word.
User avatar #19 - bokkos (04/14/2014) [-]
No, I meant exactly what I said. Source, plz.
User avatar #20 - popnotes (04/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - bokkos (04/14/2014) [-]
I'll take it.
User avatar #22 - popnotes (04/14/2014) [-]
Anytime
#16 - There are numerous sociological, anthropological, economic, bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on He made that movie just for... +8
#23 - Zeigh (04/14/2014) [-]
"A partially sourced list of why you're a cunt."
-Bokkos
#74 - That's... Not true at all. Read the article; it states that … 04/14/2014 on This week 0
#12 - Picture 04/09/2014 on Science Female dog! +15
#188 - Well large cats of today have sharpening behaviours, involving… 04/05/2014 on Dope art from a dope artist +1
#183 - It prevents wear and tear on the claw during running, to keep …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Dope art from a dope artist +1
User avatar #185 - flipkick (04/05/2014) [-]
but once its dull how does it get sharp again?
User avatar #188 - bokkos (04/05/2014) [-]
Well large cats of today have sharpening behaviours, involving running their claws over wood and other semi-tough materials to break off loose chips and hone the claws. Raptors could have potentially had this behaviour (even if their intelligence has been slightly exaggerated), but I would say once it became dull it stayed that way, potentially leading to starvation. There is anecdotal evidence to suggest that some raptor species may have hunted in packs, alleviating the burden of a less efficient claw, but nothing conclusive has been discovered yet.
#99 - element noun 1. a component or constituent of a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on Random Facts 0
#134 - loopymoomoo (04/05/2014) [-]
oh. i thought it meant as in Co2
#597 - OP, are you happy with what you've done? 04/03/2014 on Just out of intrest +1
#49 - ... The parentheses never closed.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/03/2014 on two sides of the same coin +216
User avatar #204 - hellomynameisbill (04/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #137 - istartedthewar (04/03/2014) [-]
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You're welcome
User avatar #64 - turbodoosh (04/03/2014) [-]
They say that to this day he still continues his story of Fatty and the Neckbeard. Who knows when that last parentheses will close.
#62 - tacohawk (04/03/2014) [-]
As a programmer, this hurt me
#71 - CIS White Male (04/03/2014) [-]
Now that you mention it, I think he might have missed a semicolon somewhere in there.
#132 - CIS White Male (04/03/2014) [-]
I chuckled
User avatar #51 - nimithecat (04/03/2014) [-]
For the female 'neckbeards'

"G'nlman"

(Seriously, if we put neckbeards and chubby girls together, it might help them lead happy lives, as they have their own separate flaws that they can embrace about eachother, and their tolerances to eachother's flaws also greatly reduces the impacts of arguments.) Essentially, if they just lowered their standards and instead went for their own kin of the opposite sex, they can potentially have very well-balanced relationships. Of course, nobody wants to go for the chubby one, but I sucked it up and did it.

Happily, ever freakin after. Sure she don't have the curves or rocking body i wanted,
but damn it she kicked my ass in Battlefield 3, collects more figures than I do, and makes me look like a filthy casual by comparison. Fuck yeah! That's a lot better than having some kind of stupid hottie that I can't even relate with.
#36 - Well. It's a joke I think? Jokexplain, any insight?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on Made me laugh sooooooo +1
#46 - CIS White Male (04/03/2014) [-]
jokexplain doesn't put up with stupid shit
#200 - Comment deleted 04/02/2014 on Just let it go... +1
#36 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Just let it go... +41
#46 - I Am Monkey Comment deleted by bokkos
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#123 - Why is everyone whispering? 04/02/2014 on Stay classy internet +1
#122 - We're talking about ******* cartoon characters, t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on Stay classy internet +3
#124 - upyoursnumbnuts (04/02/2014) [-]
Ok, agreed.
#90 - It's more of an issue that they don't even have the region of … 03/25/2014 on Why must you feel me in... 0
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#12 - CIS White Male (05/30/2013) [-]
suck dick. you are an uncreative piece of **** .
#10 - CIS White Male (05/24/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name white? A lot of your comments suggest that this should be so...
#11 to #10 - bokkos ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
I didn't get a comment in the top 150 or anything in the last two days.
User avatar #8 - tredbear (04/06/2013) [-]
why is your name blur instead of light blue?
User avatar #9 to #8 - bokkos ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess its for for people here over 2 years
#6 - CIS White Male (03/05/2013) [-]
sup fag
#4 - CIS White Male (03/04/2013) [-]
HEY FAGGOT GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU'RE A PIECE OF VIRGIN ****
#5 to #4 - bokkos ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - someponynew (12/13/2012) [-]
Yahtzee is amazing.
User avatar #3 to #2 - bokkos ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
User avatar #1 - rustyshakleford (04/14/2012) [-]
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