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#21 - He also falsified information, forged documents and lost is me… 05/22/2013 on Priorities Worked Out +5
#32 - Remember when consoles were about gaming? Just slap a cartridg…  [+] (19 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Valve Names new xbox +54
User avatar #266 - hektoroftroy (05/22/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah Sega Genesis
User avatar #159 - butiloveu (05/22/2013) [-]
But if you want to play with next generation graphics the console have to load a shitton of graphics. Like the ps3, you have to load the content from the Blu-ray to the HDD or you have to wait 10 minutes just for a single loading time.

The alternative would be a SSD like cartridge, but this will push the price of a game to the top, like a Nintendo 64 cartridge, you have to pay more then 140$ for a single game.
User avatar #67 - Jameshaich (05/22/2013) [-]
Remember... They still do that...
User avatar #80 - thewaronbeingcool (05/22/2013) [-]
They're not about gaming anymore though.

They're multimedia devices. So you can watch tv whilst you skype and order pizza and update facebook while watching porn and netflix and the NFL while browsing the internet and listening to music.

And if you want you can play a game at the same time. But Microsoft doesn't seem too fussed about that.
User avatar #288 - Jameshaich (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I didn't realise you could just put a CD into a console and it starts autoplaying.
Oh wait, both current gen consoles do that.
User avatar #326 - thewaronbeingcool (05/22/2013) [-]
There's still all the useless shit taking up space on the hardrive and using ram because it's running in the background.
User avatar #327 - Jameshaich (05/22/2013) [-]
With a 120gb harddrive, it doesn't make that much of a difference... Takes up miniscule memory. I used a 20 gb memory hard drive for 2 years.
User avatar #335 - thewaronbeingcool (05/22/2013) [-]
Either way it's still a bunch of useless shit on my games console for no reason.

If you could remove it I wouldn't have a problem, as it is I'm greeted with tons of ads and Facebook and Twitter and all that garbage whenever I go to the dashboard.
User avatar #345 - Jameshaich (05/22/2013) [-]
Yknow the first option on turning on an xbox is "Play game"
You don't have to do anything else on the dashboard...
User avatar #351 - thewaronbeingcool (05/22/2013) [-]
I look in the games marketplace quite often. It's a hassle having to navigate through all the ads for shitty apps just get to it.

Either way that shit shouldn't be on there in the first place. It's a games console.
User avatar #354 - Jameshaich (05/22/2013) [-]
> Navigate through adds

YOU press LB and RB to navigate to marketplace. It's so easy, why the hell do people nitpick about something that makes little to no difference
User avatar #356 - thewaronbeingcool (05/22/2013) [-]
Select market place.

Then theres a shitty windows 8 style screen with half the squares being ads, half being squares that lead you to specific parts of the marketplace like demos or add ons.

There's no 'All games' option.
User avatar #363 - Jameshaich (05/22/2013) [-]
Y = Search button

And the "adds" are all recent/popular stuff IN the marketplace.
User avatar #154 - kittywithclaws (05/22/2013) [-]
Only the xbox one seems to be about all that unnecessary shit, the PS4 seems much more focused on the gaming
User avatar #155 - thewaronbeingcool (05/22/2013) [-]
True. The PS4 does have all that sharing crap, but at least it's about sharing the actual games.
User avatar #156 - kittywithclaws (05/22/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly.
Plus, the sharing might not be all that bad. I mean, people already watch livestreams on Twitch and other sites. And it means if you're playing a single player game but still want to chat with your online friends, you could.

But on the xbox you can watch star trek while on skype while watching madden while playing EA sports games while watching music videos while checking out the tv guid while using internet explorer to use BING! ._.
User avatar #405 - foxxywithpaws (05/22/2013) [-]
hai dere kitty
User avatar #414 - kittywithclaws (05/22/2013) [-]
I feel oddly violated
User avatar #415 - foxxywithpaws (05/22/2013) [-]
shhh, don't fight it... =3=
#43 - Modern .22 rifles should still be treated with respect because… 05/22/2013 on Fite me irl 0
#99 - Basically, creepy old man buys a restaurant for his crazy cunt…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on I love Ramsey +8
User avatar #154 - sweener (05/22/2013) [-]
I just am about 15 minutes into the video, what a cunt.
User avatar #153 - sweener (05/22/2013) [-]
Thank you sir.
User avatar #117 - pineapplechunkss (05/22/2013) [-]
#55 - How is Onix organic; it is made out of rocks  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Explained 0
#56 - threadz (05/22/2013) [-]
because science!
#69 - Aweh I feel bad now. I hope this helps 05/22/2013 on nature is messed up 0
#57 - No, they evolved to feed other ants in the nest.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on nature is messed up 0
User avatar #67 - xelenger (05/22/2013) [-]
Hm, that was meant to be a joke because, you know, they are great... like walking candy

But... ok
I guess
#69 - bokkos (05/22/2013) [-]
Aweh I feel bad now. I hope this helps
#26 - Jesus Christ 05/21/2013 on jeff and pete 7 +14
#15 - And they actually taste great. Personal experience. 05/21/2013 on nature is messed up +29
#40 - You must be an absolute joy to hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Famous author +7
User avatar #42 - emptysuperman (05/21/2013) [-]
"There are two kinds of people."
"I'm so done."
"omfg"
"What's wrong with this website?!"

Just in case you wanted more Tumbler based reactions like the one you just used.
#57 - Nameloc (05/21/2013) [-]
Actually, even if it weren't extremely popular, it'd have people confused for a long while.
Again, he said they'd print in rarity, so most would have the same ending whilst others won't.

Only if it were extremely popular, like Harry Potter, then people would catch on after a few weeks.
It's actually pretty genius, it'd get more people interested into buying your book, or even buying your book multiple times to get a different ending.

Also, with having rare multiple endings you could play with what happens in the story.
For instance; The protagonist could die, everyone could die, make the book longer, etc.

This is actually one of the best things I've seen from Tumblr.
#17 - How do you assume a cat cools down? It pants, just like a dog.… 05/21/2013 on Forgot to cat -3
#128 - I don't think that's quite enough bayonets.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Joe Rogan is a smart guy 0
User avatar #160 - roliga (05/21/2013) [-]
I couldn't find anymore... I am a... failure...
#10 - Comment deleted 05/20/2013 on A Proper Bitchslap 0
#4 - ... Its panting, doesn't exactly equate to stress  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Forgot to cat 0
User avatar #5 - highwayrydr (05/21/2013) [-]
A cat panting is very very bad. Take it to the vet.
User avatar #17 - bokkos (05/21/2013) [-]
How do you assume a cat cools down? It pants, just like a dog. We normally don't see it occur since domestic cats are typically kept indoors. Farm cats and lions are seen panting frequently, as needed to cool down.
User avatar #9 - stealthfoxbrony (05/21/2013) [-]
Or the cat is too warm, cool it down.
User avatar #10 - ultranooob (05/21/2013) [-]
Ir his collar could be to tight, bit I know nothing about cats only dogs
#11 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
Tight like your dads ass
User avatar #6 - daimondemon (05/21/2013) [-]
Or. . .you jut made it run around the house with a lazer light. . . this i what happens to my cat when I do that.
#3 - Picture 05/20/2013 on Lemme go! Lemme go! +24
#35 - Hello 1980s comedian, how are you? 05/20/2013 on A whole raw potato +7
#28 - Comment deleted 05/20/2013 on Gamer SPider 0
#6 - It's pretty good, and I'm not even really into anime for the m… 05/19/2013 on shadow of titan 0
#23 - Not at all, but if you're that caught up on offending someone,…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on OMG thats so -4
#24 - yunonomynameeh (05/19/2013) [-]
"that caught up on offending someone" ....it's like a ten word sentence -you make it sound like I wrote personal letters to every black member of funnyjunk.
User avatar #41 - ilovehitler (05/19/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk as black people?

I don't feel safe anymore. HELP ME HITLER
User avatar #44 - darkoblivion (05/19/2013) [-]
he can't save you
#21 - -1 because of the pussy-footing description.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2013 on OMG thats so -9
#22 - yunonomynameeh (05/19/2013) [-]
Soooo, you're more the "hard core racist" type then?
User avatar #23 - bokkos (05/19/2013) [-]
Not at all, but if you're that caught up on offending someone, don't post the damn content. You're obviously posting it because it's funny in a backwards racist way, so leave it at that.
#24 - yunonomynameeh (05/19/2013) [-]
"that caught up on offending someone" ....it's like a ten word sentence -you make it sound like I wrote personal letters to every black member of funnyjunk.
User avatar #41 - ilovehitler (05/19/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk as black people?

I don't feel safe anymore. HELP ME HITLER
User avatar #44 - darkoblivion (05/19/2013) [-]
he can't save you
#8 - Medical school is only expensive because the government doesn'… 05/19/2013 on Socialism +3
#56 - You think you`re being ironic, but you`re just being a moron. 05/19/2013 on Hammer, WTF? +2
#62 - Oh and a deer, plus a wasp the size of thumb. Two wasps actually 05/19/2013 on Cheap ass parents 0
#60 - We already are. I saw 2 coyotes and a moose today, life is good.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Cheap ass parents 0
User avatar #61 - cullenatorguy (05/19/2013) [-]
God fucking dammit, I've seen 3 squirrels, a chipmunk, a crow, and my god damn miniature dachshund.
User avatar #62 - bokkos (05/19/2013) [-]
Oh and a deer, plus a wasp the size of thumb. Two wasps actually
#58 - That`s very true, but now in Canada we have Polar-Grizzly cros…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Cheap ass parents -1
User avatar #59 - cullenatorguy (05/19/2013) [-]
I swear to all fuck if you become cold-Australia I'm leaving this continent.
User avatar #60 - bokkos (05/19/2013) [-]
We already are. I saw 2 coyotes and a moose today, life is good.
User avatar #61 - cullenatorguy (05/19/2013) [-]
God fucking dammit, I've seen 3 squirrels, a chipmunk, a crow, and my god damn miniature dachshund.
User avatar #62 - bokkos (05/19/2013) [-]
Oh and a deer, plus a wasp the size of thumb. Two wasps actually
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#12 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
suck dick. you are an uncreative piece of **** .
#10 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name white? A lot of your comments suggest that this should be so...
#11 to #10 - bokkos (05/24/2013) [-]
I didn't get a comment in the top 150 or anything in the last two days.
User avatar #8 - tredbear (04/06/2013) [-]
why is your name blur instead of light blue?
User avatar #9 to #8 - bokkos (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess its for for people here over 2 years
#6 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
sup fag
#4 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
HEY FAGGOT GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU'RE A PIECE OF VIRGIN ****
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User avatar #2 - someponynew (12/13/2012) [-]
Yahtzee is amazing.
User avatar #3 to #2 - bokkos (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
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