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#20 - So he's a moron who doesn't understand how to handle his condition... 03/29/2013 on WhiteEagle +2
#41 - Can I be Mike Tyson and punch a toddler in the face with brass… 03/29/2013 on PEOPLE ARE DICKS +4
#62 - "What if the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was a UFO… 03/29/2013 on What if... +3
#153 - There's no limit on comedy, that's literally one of the defini… 03/29/2013 on Tumblr people 0
#49 - Yay now there's another game made so I can shoot at foreigners… 03/28/2013 on Guess who stars in BF4? 0
#442 - Because marriage is now a social institution, not a religious … 03/28/2013 on on my newsfeed today 0
#430 - I know, it just bothers me when people pass it off as somethin…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on on my newsfeed today +1
User avatar #454 - nooneofinterest (03/28/2013) [-]
I sadly agree with you. :)
#418 - ta FAAAAAABULOUS 03/28/2013 on on my newsfeed today +5
#413 - There are quite a few aspects insurance, tax, property, custod… 03/28/2013 on on my newsfeed today 0
#395 - Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with wom…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2013 on on my newsfeed today +3
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User avatar #423 - nooneofinterest (03/28/2013) [-]
Yes I know, for every tolerant quote in the bible, there is 100 intolerant ones. Most people neglect the fact that the bible is a collection of 66 books written over 1500 years, by an untold amount of people, all with different opinions
User avatar #430 - bokkos (03/28/2013) [-]
I know, it just bothers me when people pass it off as something good, when it really isn't. I'm not trying to be offensive; a lot of those stories are mind-cripplingly horrible, and one gem cannot outshine so much coal.
User avatar #454 - nooneofinterest (03/28/2013) [-]
I sadly agree with you. :)
#392 - It was also tradition to stone one's daughter to death if her …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2013 on on my newsfeed today +2
User avatar #411 - JoshBauer (03/28/2013) [-]
That's a ridiculous argument, marriage is nothing like the torture you described. Also, marriage is associate with religion, and many religions disapprove of gay marriage, let alone homosexuality, so why the hell would they want to get married?
#571 - N. Korean citizen (03/28/2013) [-]
It's actually a pretty good argument. It calls into question your beliefs on marriage that are based solely on the fact that it is a tradition.
User avatar #442 - bokkos (03/28/2013) [-]
Because marriage is now a social institution, not a religious one. Tax breaks, spousal insurance, custody, shared property are all benefits of marriage over common-lawship. Marriage is not a religious "thing" anymore; mutual pair bonding is shared by too many cultures over too wide a range for that ridiculous notion to carry any weight.
And you're right; religion does, Leviticus 18:22 is quite clear in the matter. The Bible also commands us to stone disobedient children, not to wear blended fabric (tags often lie), never to shave, and most importantly that old man Jehovah is the only god to be worshipped, a laughable fallacy with how many gods and goddesses there are.
#370 - Well tell me, why do you not agree with gay marriage?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/28/2013 on on my newsfeed today -1
User avatar #374 - JoshBauer (03/28/2013) [-]
Tradition. You don't see me telling Indians that they shouldn't arrange marriages for their children.
User avatar #392 - bokkos (03/28/2013) [-]
It was also tradition to stone one's daughter to death if her dowry proved to be too insignificant in India. It currently is tradition to slice off a young girls clitoris and part of her labia, then stitch the opening shut, as to prevent her from having pleasurable intercourse in many African nations. It was (and sometimes is) tradition to have a Mohel perform a circumcision on a male child, then to have him suck off the flap with it mouth and spit it out (cases have been reported of children contracting and dying from STIs this way). It was tradition to waste perfectly good goats and the occasional person because we thought it would bring good weather.
Nothing, and I mean literally nothing is sacred. Change is something to be welcomed, and traditions that serve no purpose are to be removed. It is a backwards and terrifying notion that we should stubbornly hang from our traditions, when many better, more humanitarian options exist.
User avatar #411 - JoshBauer (03/28/2013) [-]
That's a ridiculous argument, marriage is nothing like the torture you described. Also, marriage is associate with religion, and many religions disapprove of gay marriage, let alone homosexuality, so why the hell would they want to get married?
#571 - N. Korean citizen (03/28/2013) [-]
It's actually a pretty good argument. It calls into question your beliefs on marriage that are based solely on the fact that it is a tradition.
User avatar #442 - bokkos (03/28/2013) [-]
Because marriage is now a social institution, not a religious one. Tax breaks, spousal insurance, custody, shared property are all benefits of marriage over common-lawship. Marriage is not a religious "thing" anymore; mutual pair bonding is shared by too many cultures over too wide a range for that ridiculous notion to carry any weight.
And you're right; religion does, Leviticus 18:22 is quite clear in the matter. The Bible also commands us to stone disobedient children, not to wear blended fabric (tags often lie), never to shave, and most importantly that old man Jehovah is the only god to be worshipped, a laughable fallacy with how many gods and goddesses there are.
#366 - Anon is right, you're a certified assclown.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/28/2013 on on my newsfeed today -2
User avatar #368 - JoshBauer (03/28/2013) [-]
What the fuck? How?
#385 - tyroneisanigger (03/28/2013) [-]
Don't voice your opinion on FJ. Especially if it has something to do with not allowing homosexuals to get married. Also, don't make fun of bronies or you will be thumbed down to the eighth level of hell in Dante's Inferno.
User avatar #370 - bokkos (03/28/2013) [-]
Well tell me, why do you not agree with gay marriage?
User avatar #374 - JoshBauer (03/28/2013) [-]
Tradition. You don't see me telling Indians that they shouldn't arrange marriages for their children.
User avatar #392 - bokkos (03/28/2013) [-]
It was also tradition to stone one's daughter to death if her dowry proved to be too insignificant in India. It currently is tradition to slice off a young girls clitoris and part of her labia, then stitch the opening shut, as to prevent her from having pleasurable intercourse in many African nations. It was (and sometimes is) tradition to have a Mohel perform a circumcision on a male child, then to have him suck off the flap with it mouth and spit it out (cases have been reported of children contracting and dying from STIs this way). It was tradition to waste perfectly good goats and the occasional person because we thought it would bring good weather.
Nothing, and I mean literally nothing is sacred. Change is something to be welcomed, and traditions that serve no purpose are to be removed. It is a backwards and terrifying notion that we should stubbornly hang from our traditions, when many better, more humanitarian options exist.
User avatar #411 - JoshBauer (03/28/2013) [-]
That's a ridiculous argument, marriage is nothing like the torture you described. Also, marriage is associate with religion, and many religions disapprove of gay marriage, let alone homosexuality, so why the hell would they want to get married?
#571 - N. Korean citizen (03/28/2013) [-]
It's actually a pretty good argument. It calls into question your beliefs on marriage that are based solely on the fact that it is a tradition.
User avatar #442 - bokkos (03/28/2013) [-]
Because marriage is now a social institution, not a religious one. Tax breaks, spousal insurance, custody, shared property are all benefits of marriage over common-lawship. Marriage is not a religious "thing" anymore; mutual pair bonding is shared by too many cultures over too wide a range for that ridiculous notion to carry any weight.
And you're right; religion does, Leviticus 18:22 is quite clear in the matter. The Bible also commands us to stone disobedient children, not to wear blended fabric (tags often lie), never to shave, and most importantly that old man Jehovah is the only god to be worshipped, a laughable fallacy with how many gods and goddesses there are.
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User avatar #159 - captainwow (03/27/2013) [-]
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#128 - I think Nautiluses (Nautilii?) were sick because of their &quo… 03/27/2013 on Master of Disguise 0
#61 - Picture 03/27/2013 on The Frogman and Honey Bees +20
#126 - Just not with you 03/27/2013 on A simple school survey 0
#125 - Because that has happened, and women have been charged with se… 03/27/2013 on A simple school survey 0
#279 - Canadarm, insulin, standard time, Java programming language, p… 03/27/2013 on We did something cool! See... +1
#75 - Cephelopods are amazing  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Master of Disguise +11
#124 - aerosol (03/27/2013) [-]
I've always thought the Nautilus was pretty cool. Would be cooler if it wasn't always running into shit.
User avatar #128 - bokkos (03/27/2013) [-]
I think Nautiluses (Nautilii?) were sick because of their "pinhole camera" eyes
#407 - Gibbon's partake in gay oral sex. The entire homophobic stan… 03/27/2013 on double standards are awesome 0
#2 - Irony.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2013 on Wen idiots stand up and talk +1
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#138 - Frolic in my reaction images my son; be fruitful and multiply  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2013 on Easter 0
User avatar #140 - someponynew (03/27/2013) [-]
I used to have an account named yhatzee...
Got deleted by my brother...
Had a reaction folder FULL of yahtzee...
#134 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Easter 0
User avatar #136 - someponynew (03/27/2013) [-]
Lemme restate that.

MARRY ME. NOW.
User avatar #138 - bokkos (03/27/2013) [-]
Frolic in my reaction images my son; be fruitful and multiply
User avatar #140 - someponynew (03/27/2013) [-]
I used to have an account named yhatzee...
Got deleted by my brother...
Had a reaction folder FULL of yahtzee...
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User avatar #8 - tredbear (04/06/2013) [-]
why is your name blur instead of light blue?
User avatar #9 to #8 - bokkos ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess its for for people here over 2 years
#6 - N. Korean citizen (03/05/2013) [-]
sup fag
#4 - N. Korean citizen (03/04/2013) [-]
HEY FAGGOT GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU'RE A PIECE OF VIRGIN SHIT
#5 to #4 - bokkos ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - someponynew ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Yahtzee is amazing.
User avatar #3 to #2 - bokkos ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
User avatar #1 - rustyshakleford (04/14/2012) [-]
Hello There
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