Pls gibe moar

All the nostalgia
Even if some of it comes from Sly 4, which is slightly less nostalgia

It isn't really nostalgia if it's only two years old.
Sly 4 was never my favorite anyways, but it's alright.

If you were looking for a Sly 4 rant, you've come to the right guy. If not, stop me now.

This is Dimitri Lousteau, and he is indeed French. He's the first boss of Sly 2, and he joins the gang near the end of Sly 3. He's also pretty much a pimp.

Does this count as spoilers for Sly 3 if it came out 10 years ago?

Long story short, after the events of Sly 2, he's in prison in Venice, where Sly and Bentley are searching for Murray (see end of Sly 2, no spoilerinos here). Dimitri says he can tell Murray that they're looking for him if he helps him escape and promises to give him a favor later on. The favor ends up being a literal treasure hunt for his grandfather's diving gear, hence the picture above where he's in it. He joins the gang as a frogman without ever being asked, but was necessary during the whole ordeal of trying to enter the Cooper Vault (Sly 3 plot goes here).

Well, sorta.

The whole idea of Sly 4 revolves around time travel, so he does meet some of his ancestors. He knew his parents until they were killed by Clockwerk when he was young, if that counts too. All of his ancestors were killed by Clockwerk throughout the ages, so it's implied that he didn't know too many before time travel happened.

If you've ever got more questions, I seem to be the go-to Sly guy nowadays.

It's absolutely a series worth getting into, in my opinion. If you can, try to get the PS2 versions of the first three games; the others are usually a bit wonky For example, one boss in the first game relies on timing inputs with music, but the music is off in the PS3 remake.

I've got a lot of them, if you'd like more
They can actually be useful sometimes

Pls gibe moar

All the nostalgia
Even if some of it comes from Sly 4, which is slightly less nostalgia

It isn't really nostalgia if it's only two years old.
Sly 4 was never my favorite anyways, but it's alright.

If you were looking for a Sly 4 rant, you've come to the right guy. If not, stop me now.

This is Dimitri Lousteau, and he is indeed French. He's the first boss of Sly 2, and he joins the gang near the end of Sly 3. He's also pretty much a pimp.

Does this count as spoilers for Sly 3 if it came out 10 years ago?

Long story short, after the events of Sly 2, he's in prison in Venice, where Sly and Bentley are searching for Murray (see end of Sly 2, no spoilerinos here). Dimitri says he can tell Murray that they're looking for him if he helps him escape and promises to give him a favor later on. The favor ends up being a literal treasure hunt for his grandfather's diving gear, hence the picture above where he's in it. He joins the gang as a frogman without ever being asked, but was necessary during the whole ordeal of trying to enter the Cooper Vault (Sly 3 plot goes here).

Well, sorta.

The whole idea of Sly 4 revolves around time travel, so he does meet some of his ancestors. He knew his parents until they were killed by Clockwerk when he was young, if that counts too. All of his ancestors were killed by Clockwerk throughout the ages, so it's implied that he didn't know too many before time travel happened.

If you've ever got more questions, I seem to be the go-to Sly guy nowadays.

Are you sure the reason isn't just that my joke sucked?

nah, you're ok
I've seen much worse

It's absolutely a series worth getting into, in my opinion. If you can, try to get the PS2 versions of the first three games; the others are usually a bit wonky For example, one boss in the first game relies on timing inputs with music, but the music is off in the PS3 remake.

I've got a lot of them, if you'd like more
They can actually be useful sometimes

Pls gibe moar

All the nostalgia
Even if some of it comes from Sly 4, which is slightly less nostalgia

It isn't really nostalgia if it's only two years old.
Sly 4 was never my favorite anyways, but it's alright.

If you were looking for a Sly 4 rant, you've come to the right guy. If not, stop me now.

This is Dimitri Lousteau, and he is indeed French. He's the first boss of Sly 2, and he joins the gang near the end of Sly 3. He's also pretty much a pimp.

Does this count as spoilers for Sly 3 if it came out 10 years ago?

Long story short, after the events of Sly 2, he's in prison in Venice, where Sly and Bentley are searching for Murray (see end of Sly 2, no spoilerinos here). Dimitri says he can tell Murray that they're looking for him if he helps him escape and promises to give him a favor later on. The favor ends up being a literal treasure hunt for his grandfather's diving gear, hence the picture above where he's in it. He joins the gang as a frogman without ever being asked, but was necessary during the whole ordeal of trying to enter the Cooper Vault (Sly 3 plot goes here).

Well, sorta.

The whole idea of Sly 4 revolves around time travel, so he does meet some of his ancestors. He knew his parents until they were killed by Clockwerk when he was young, if that counts too. All of his ancestors were killed by Clockwerk throughout the ages, so it's implied that he didn't know too many before time travel happened.

If you've ever got more questions, I seem to be the go-to Sly guy nowadays.

Litterally.

Are you sure the reason isn't just that my joke sucked?

nah, you're ok
I've seen much worse

It's absolutely a series worth getting into, in my opinion. If you can, try to get the PS2 versions of the first three games; the others are usually a bit wonky For example, one boss in the first game relies on timing inputs with music, but the music is off in the PS3 remake.

I've got a lot of them, if you'd like more
They can actually be useful sometimes

Pls gibe moar

All the nostalgia
Even if some of it comes from Sly 4, which is slightly less nostalgia

It isn't really nostalgia if it's only two years old.
Sly 4 was never my favorite anyways, but it's alright.

If you were looking for a Sly 4 rant, you've come to the right guy. If not, stop me now.

This is Dimitri Lousteau, and he is indeed French. He's the first boss of Sly 2, and he joins the gang near the end of Sly 3. He's also pretty much a pimp.

Does this count as spoilers for Sly 3 if it came out 10 years ago?

Long story short, after the events of Sly 2, he's in prison in Venice, where Sly and Bentley are searching for Murray (see end of Sly 2, no spoilerinos here). Dimitri says he can tell Murray that they're looking for him if he helps him escape and promises to give him a favor later on. The favor ends up being a literal treasure hunt for his grandfather's diving gear, hence the picture above where he's in it. He joins the gang as a frogman without ever being asked, but was necessary during the whole ordeal of trying to enter the Cooper Vault (Sly 3 plot goes here).

Well, sorta.

The whole idea of Sly 4 revolves around time travel, so he does meet some of his ancestors. He knew his parents until they were killed by Clockwerk when he was young, if that counts too. All of his ancestors were killed by Clockwerk throughout the ages, so it's implied that he didn't know too many before time travel happened.

If you've ever got more questions, I seem to be the go-to Sly guy nowadays.

Shitposting, ironic or not, is still just that--shitposting.

Litterally.

Are you sure the reason isn't just that my joke sucked?

nah, you're ok
I've seen much worse

It's absolutely a series worth getting into, in my opinion. If you can, try to get the PS2 versions of the first three games; the others are usually a bit wonky For example, one boss in the first game relies on timing inputs with music, but the music is off in the PS3 remake.

I've got a lot of them, if you'd like more
They can actually be useful sometimes

Pls gibe moar

All the nostalgia
Even if some of it comes from Sly 4, which is slightly less nostalgia

It isn't really nostalgia if it's only two years old.
Sly 4 was never my favorite anyways, but it's alright.

If you were looking for a Sly 4 rant, you've come to the right guy. If not, stop me now.

This is Dimitri Lousteau, and he is indeed French. He's the first boss of Sly 2, and he joins the gang near the end of Sly 3. He's also pretty much a pimp.

Does this count as spoilers for Sly 3 if it came out 10 years ago?

Long story short, after the events of Sly 2, he's in prison in Venice, where Sly and Bentley are searching for Murray (see end of Sly 2, no spoilerinos here). Dimitri says he can tell Murray that they're looking for him if he helps him escape and promises to give him a favor later on. The favor ends up being a literal treasure hunt for his grandfather's diving gear, hence the picture above where he's in it. He joins the gang as a frogman without ever being asked, but was necessary during the whole ordeal of trying to enter the Cooper Vault (Sly 3 plot goes here).

Well, sorta.

The whole idea of Sly 4 revolves around time travel, so he does meet some of his ancestors. He knew his parents until they were killed by Clockwerk when he was young, if that counts too. All of his ancestors were killed by Clockwerk throughout the ages, so it's implied that he didn't know too many before time travel happened.

If you've ever got more questions, I seem to be the go-to Sly guy nowadays.

If you like challenge then sure but other than that it isn't worth it

i was thinking of doing a neutral run and only kill the butter dragon

Don't listen to these cowards

DO IT

JUST

DO IT

yfw

fukken saved
but yeah, I probably won't do Genocide. I can't bring myself to do that.

If you like challenge then sure but other than that it isn't worth it

He's going to have a lead sandwich pretty soon