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#6 - I suggest lemon if you want to get rid of the taste. 05/19/2014 on schwanzlutcher 0
#9 - Picture 04/12/2014 on why i hate english +4
#21 - MilSim larp. Best thing eu. 04/09/2014 on Live Action Role Playing 0
#25 - Go away. You make us all look bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on CANADA! +2
User avatar #31 - waterpipe (04/09/2014) [-]
Paras argumenttisi? Eikö täälläkään saa vastusta..
#42 - Thank you, Jesus. 04/09/2014 on Science Female dog! +7
#44 - I'm hoping the East German guy didn't get executed for that.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Old photos comp pt.1 +12
#63 - sephrax (04/09/2014) [-]
Actually, he dissapeared shortly afterwards and was never seen again. Seriously, just up and gone, no one with any idea where he is. Research it.
#6 - Comment deleted 04/06/2014 on Even more green text. 0
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#179 - Picture 04/06/2014 on Maury +1
#508 - So a boy uploaded a picture of himself crying after a break up… 02/04/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 10 +1
#454 - I actually think the "hurr durr authist fedora dude"… 01/30/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 2 0
#29 - By saying he means grunting it quietly out loud alone in a for… 01/20/2014 on As a Finn, this is accurate +6
#14 - I am a whore. I've had sex 2 times in the last 6 months and bo… 01/20/2014 on If only it was this simple. 0
#16 - The wood wouldn't have been able to keep them both afloat. It'… 01/16/2014 on there was room for 2 0
#3 - She didn't give me a blowjob immediately? Friendzoned again! 01/13/2014 on True Story +40
#2 - This man I could really call a man of God. 12/31/2013 on #Catholicism +2
#9 - I heard the US economy must have war to endure. It'd crash and…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2013 on Military Comp +6
User avatar #47 - adu (12/31/2013) [-]
The term is "military industrial complex".
User avatar #14 - manicekman (12/31/2013) [-]
"crash". There would either be a shitload of bored soldiers or they would get fired making them unemployed. Also there are factories who create army shit especially for the US so they would need to find new customers or go bankrupt. I Considering how big the US economy is, warstuff is not that important. However it would have impact on foreign economics and of course on politics and shit like that. US want to show the world they are no. 1 in warstuff etc. and a lots of other reasons exist for US to keep sending soldiers around the globe.
#10 - kanedam (12/31/2013) [-]
for all i have heard and know its true.
#10 - Good lord someone help him on his back. He looks like he can't… 12/31/2013 on dem moves 0
#34 - I thought I discussed it here already. Or maybe somewhere else…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/31/2013 on Fucking Tom +7
User avatar #71 - bagguhsleep (12/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - biscuitsunited (12/31/2013) [-]
Or you could look at it from the perspective that tom is just a merry face in a childrens book.
User avatar #80 - sabcy (12/31/2013) [-]
In the books, Tom Bombadil represents other forces, ones who could protect the ring indefinitely, but choose not to. The same goes for the Elves, who could have taken and hidden the ring permanently, with no fear of saurons grasp, or leaving it with the great spider, who's cave alone the dark one's gaze could not pierce. Thier are many points at which the entire book could have ended much nicer for Frodo and co., but it didn't.
User avatar #82 - biscuitsunited (12/31/2013) [-]
That's a much more logical explanation than the guy persisting that The lord of the rings, written for Tolkien children, are not children's books.
User avatar #99 - sabcy (01/01/2014) [-]
... It's not a children's book.
User avatar #40 - biscuitsunited (12/31/2013) [-]
Just sayin
User avatar #42 - ancano (12/31/2013) [-]
and that's where the story would have ended if frodo had stayed near the shire. but it isn't a children's book. and tom bombadil is not a shallow character
User avatar #46 - biscuitsunited (12/31/2013) [-]
I think he is.
#65 - electro (12/31/2013) [-]
Sure I can understand why you would be able to say that, but you know how people make fun of english teachers because they always ask like "what do the blue drapes represent emotionally for this character? What was the author trying to say with this one irrelevant sentence in the book?" and everyone is just like "probably that the drapes are fucking blue."
well Tolkien was one of those authors that actually included characters like tom for a reason. not just to say "heres a merry face" so if anyones right in this conversation, its ancano, not you.
User avatar #66 - biscuitsunited (12/31/2013) [-]
Well, It's a 70 year old children's book, so who knows?
#68 - electro (12/31/2013) [-]
no you see thats the thing, any research on Tolkien will tell you that he wouldnt put in a character as significant as Tom for no reason. Sure maybe he had bigger plans for him that he never got to, so the meaning of the character may not be exactly what ancano is saying it is, but either way, its pretty much guarenteed that you can scratch "just a merry face" off of the list of reasons for his existence.
User avatar #70 - biscuitsunited (12/31/2013) [-]
I'm sure you know your stuff, but i'm not going to change my mind on the characters I grew up with. I've been reading this tale since i was a wee lad, And i'm not changing my view on one of them because there may or may not bee some deep significance to him.
User avatar #79 - ancano (12/31/2013) [-]
LoTR is not a children's book.... that should be well known. characters in any novel have reasons, even if you cannot see them
#38 - Ken M (12/31/2013) [-]
Tom didn't limit himself. He chose not to be involved as the only thing he desires is peace for himself.
#1 - I LITERALLY CANT BEARTH 12/29/2013 on such tumblr -7
#6 - Maybe it means Handsome sex. That way your foreskin is still i…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2013 on Streaming 0
User avatar #15 - holycrapimacupcake (09/21/2013) [-]

This a new Teletubbie?
#8 - I am Knocking I am Knock King. 09/21/2013 on Knock Knock Jokes +1
#20 - Picture 08/08/2013 on Good Guy Anderson Cooper… +1
#1 - Comment deleted 06/22/2013 on Tattoos 0
#6 - In Finland you're allowed to donate up to 6 times per year. So…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Hero! +7
User avatar #10 - thorlak (06/22/2013) [-]
in england its 3 times a year for women and 4 times for men, im up to 10 donations
User avatar #9 - pureevil (06/22/2013) [-]
I'd bet they'd make an exception if they found out his blood could cure a bothersome disease, tbh, but only 6 times a ear? Why?
#12 - Ken M (06/22/2013) [-]
it takes around 7 weeks to regain all the necesarry things (like iron) your body looses by giving away 1/2 liter blood.


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