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#37 - from what I've been told by relatives who've visited/now live …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/19/2012 on Americans -1
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#50 - bobtheunbeatable (02/20/2012) [-]
see my reply to the anon below

also i was trying to say that the video games (and of course all art forms) that come out tend to be rather indicative of a countries culture hence i wasn't trying to say that different games mean Americans are all the same or are all fat or whatever i was simply trying to say there's a cultural difference between different countries so while i know not ALL Americans are gun toting there's quite clearly a lot less of an aversion to gun ownership than there is in say britfat

also cuteness because i seem to have come across as a racist git
#40 - anon (02/19/2012) [-]
I have an idea for all the britfat bigots out there, how about you follow in the footsteps of Doctor Who/Torchwood and build a time machine. After building the time machine go back to the date 1941/11/12 and stop the U.S.A. from entering World War II, then you can travel back to the present time and find out that all of your britfat family and friends are either dead or speak German. Just because more than 50% of the population of America is overweight/morbidly obese does not make all of us morbidly obese, take me for an example I work out two hours a day six days a week I refuse to consume McDonald's, Arby's, Burger King, Jack in the box etc... I consume 2,000 calories a day. For your information and the purpose's of this rant I am 182.88 centimeters tall, I weigh exactly 90.718474 kilograms and only have 9% body fat. I am quite sick of all these other nations making fun of America which I must say I am really starting to take offense to.
#45 - bobtheunbeatable (02/19/2012) [-]
dear anon

i do apologize if i did not make my point clear i was not meaning to imply that all amerifats are unhealthily obese the body image what i had in mind was more like brian blessed (the guy in the gif) not unhealthily fat just comfortable with being that little bit bigger which i personally see as a healthy mindset and figure. my actual point was not to say that ALL amerifats are like that just that's how the "average" amerifat build seems to be in the same way the "average" Scottish build seems to be either too skinny or slightly pot-bellied (i personally am Scottish and slightly pot-bellied)
#48 - anon (02/20/2012) [-]
The prior post was directly aimed at you fine sir, it was aimed at all the other bigots that find it idiotically hilarious to claim that all Americans are over weight. So please accept this single fuck from this homeuax as an apology, for this post was the perfect time for me to rant uncontrollably.
#49 - anon (02/20/2012) [-]
*The prior post was NOT directly aimed at you.*
#9 - to the guy obscured in black 02/19/2012 on Doctors (see link) +3
#156 - Picture 02/19/2012 on Sources +3
#1064 - things went better than expected 02/19/2012 on Its funny :D 0
#35 - why precisely? 02/18/2012 on doctor evil -1
#867 - a meme is essentially part of a joke for example "knock k… 02/16/2012 on Frustrating Parents 0
#11 - rebuttal: #1 resistance 3 / fallout #2 fallout #3 …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2012 on The good old times +9
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#12 - westonbeast (02/16/2012) [-]
In conclusion... Fallout fucking rocked.
#63 - step 1:drink potion of vigorous stamina step 2:drink potio… 02/15/2012 on I drew the helmet +15
#303 - nah pudding is a non Newtonian fluid so you could maybe just a… 02/15/2012 on Let's go walk on the sun. 0
#42 - remember the song from titanic and eyyyyyyyyyyyyye-e…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2012 on So long whitney. -4
#44 - anon (02/13/2012) [-]
.. that's NOT from titanic it's from bodyguard. Original sung by Dolly Parton
"My heart will go on" by Celine Dion is from titanic.
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#43 - osetinka (02/13/2012) [-]
never saw it and probably never will. It's history and should remain such... and trying to spell out a song doesn't work when the first half of your example doesn't actually contain any words