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#1655 - mfw 01/26/2012 on Destroy him +5
#222 - anyone notice anything unusual about the umbrella 01/26/2012 on No Fear +8
#5 - [sarcasm] i can't wait for this to be turned into a political … 01/25/2012 on Obama You So Funny 0
#3 - no i think the implication in the comic wasn't idiocy because … 01/25/2012 on No Hope For My Generation :P 0
#3 - Picture 01/25/2012 on What The Fuck Facebook... +1
#52 - is that obama or tuvok? i bet no-ones ever typed that…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2012 on KFC 0
#69 - ferbisboy (01/25/2012) [-]
it's Danny Welbeck from Man Utd. also a pretty nice player.
#27 - thank you for being one of the few to make an actual joke with SOPA 01/24/2012 on The Truth about SOPA +1
#4 - i fixed it simply by getting a new keyboard now i'm extra care…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/21/2012 on Asian Food Baby Name +14
User avatar #8 - demotiveman (01/22/2012) [-]
Well I'm doing PRET- DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!
User avatar #11 - smithii (01/22/2012) [-]
okay guys just relax, i will solve your problem. When you press caps lock YOUR LETTERS BECOME BIG LIKE THIS, BUT WHEN YOU HIT IT AGAIN THEY BECOME SMA... JUST A MIN... WHATS GOING ON HERE?! FLY, YOU FOOLS!!!
#5 - sytheris (01/21/2012) [-]
TheRE*

... FUCK.
#6 - anonymous (01/21/2012) [-]
Hahaha! I feel so sorry for you guys, I'll never do aNYTHING AS STUPID AS THAT! WAIT, FUCK SHIT NOW MINE IS FUCKED UP TOO!
User avatar #18 - purpleladybugs (01/22/2012) [-]
hahaha you guys are fucking stuPID OH MY FUCK WHY
#431 - i'd just fire harmlessly into the air 01/21/2012 on Who would you pick? -1
#352 - it seems more like saying that (at least to lot) this was pref…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/21/2012 on True Story OC 0
User avatar #358 - msvegeta (01/21/2012) [-]
Hmmm... how about when his daughters slept with Lot so they could get pregnant? The bible didn't discourage that kind of behavior either. Face it, the bible has some pretty awful shit going on in there.
User avatar #378 - dassnasty (01/21/2012) [-]
The bible was written how long ago? I'm pretty sure most christians wouldn't follow things like that today. However, I'm a christian and I absolutely hate religion.
Should I just leave this here?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IA...
User avatar #422 - msvegeta (01/21/2012) [-]
Yes, that video demonstrates a very good method of separating oneself from the wrongs of your beliefs. But here's the reality- if you're going to defend Christianity and the bible, you can't forsake the little pieces of it that look bad. You can't just say, "Hey look what the bible says here, Jesus was great!" while at the same time conveniently ignoring other parts of the bible. You either believe in it proudly, or you're just trying to preserve your image.
User avatar #430 - dassnasty (01/21/2012) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I'm a proud Christian, but sometimes, I just feel that people have taken religion too far. Mostly Christians as well.
User avatar #439 - msvegeta (01/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, I agree with you. Of course, it seems I would go one step further, and point out that many of the crazy Christians can still manage to support their views with scripture from the bible. So, the faults in the bible have led to that.
User avatar #442 - dassnasty (01/21/2012) [-]
Good point.
#338 - that's a common misconception and while i do not remember the …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/21/2012 on True Story OC 0
User avatar #350 - msvegeta (01/21/2012) [-]
Ah, I found it: "Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, “No, my friends. Don’t do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don’t do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.”"
As you can see, he was willing to have strange men rape his daughters in order to protect two angels. This seems to support the idea of raping women.
User avatar #352 - bobtheunbeatable (01/21/2012) [-]
it seems more like saying that (at least to lot) this was preferable to the angels being killed/raped but not actually supporting it in anyway

kinda like in the dark knight when the criminal throws the remote detonator out the window thinking it would blow them up but save the other people
User avatar #358 - msvegeta (01/21/2012) [-]
Hmmm... how about when his daughters slept with Lot so they could get pregnant? The bible didn't discourage that kind of behavior either. Face it, the bible has some pretty awful shit going on in there.
User avatar #378 - dassnasty (01/21/2012) [-]
The bible was written how long ago? I'm pretty sure most christians wouldn't follow things like that today. However, I'm a christian and I absolutely hate religion.
Should I just leave this here?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IA...
User avatar #422 - msvegeta (01/21/2012) [-]
Yes, that video demonstrates a very good method of separating oneself from the wrongs of your beliefs. But here's the reality- if you're going to defend Christianity and the bible, you can't forsake the little pieces of it that look bad. You can't just say, "Hey look what the bible says here, Jesus was great!" while at the same time conveniently ignoring other parts of the bible. You either believe in it proudly, or you're just trying to preserve your image.
User avatar #430 - dassnasty (01/21/2012) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I'm a proud Christian, but sometimes, I just feel that people have taken religion too far. Mostly Christians as well.
User avatar #439 - msvegeta (01/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, I agree with you. Of course, it seems I would go one step further, and point out that many of the crazy Christians can still manage to support their views with scripture from the bible. So, the faults in the bible have led to that.
User avatar #442 - dassnasty (01/21/2012) [-]
Good point.
#22 - i usually just say that as a round about way of sparking conve… 01/19/2012 on Am I the only one 0
#506 - SOPA: made to stop people ripping off other peoples work r…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2012 on SOPA leader is a copyright... -2
User avatar #508 - darthblam (01/19/2012) [-]
SOPA is basically taking away the world's freedom over the internet.


#501 - well what is the bad stuff that was made up personally i think… 01/19/2012 on Villains 0
#499 - it makes me sad all the comments of people who want this guy d…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/19/2012 on SOPA leader is a copyright... -5
#521 - chaosascendingx (01/19/2012) [-]
#503 - anonymous (01/19/2012) [-]
Corrupt fucks like this asshole ruin more people's lives than the occasional rapist. Your limited point of view is the reason why fuckers like Smith the Lamer have free reign to ruin whole countries.
User avatar #506 - bobtheunbeatable (01/19/2012) [-]
SOPA: made to stop people ripping off other peoples work
rapist: solely pleasures him/herself at the sole expense of others

ergo a rapist is worse than SOPA: anon logic
User avatar #508 - darthblam (01/19/2012) [-]
SOPA is basically taking away the world's freedom over the internet.


#57 - meanwhile in reality  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2012 on on a plane +2
#59 - kumiiho (01/18/2012) [-]
Better than Italian girls, who try to pretend being American scene/"nerd" girls, who already suck enough dick.
#50 - i'd make a fat joke but in scotland we fry/batter EVERYTHING  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2012 on on a plane +4
#71 - killyojoy (01/19/2012) [-]
You sir, have never heard of the state fair of Texas..Fried bacon, fried pickles, fried bananas, fried stray berries, fried bacon, fried butter, fried bacon, Fried Bacon, Fried Bacon,FRIED BACON
#52 - kumiiho (01/18/2012) [-]
At least your girls are redheaded. That shit's nice.
#57 - bobtheunbeatable (01/18/2012) [-]
meanwhile in reality
#59 - kumiiho (01/18/2012) [-]
Better than Italian girls, who try to pretend being American scene/"nerd" girls, who already suck enough dick.
#44 - honestly from what i've heard that's just america in general  [+] (7 new replies) 01/18/2012 on on a plane +2
#46 - kumiiho (01/18/2012) [-]
That means that Texas has even BIGGER things. I like big.

If you know what I mean.
User avatar #77 - eldinarcus (01/19/2012) [-]
Canadians on average have bigger dicks than Americans. Don't ask why I searched that up but I did.
User avatar #50 - bobtheunbeatable (01/18/2012) [-]
i'd make a fat joke but in scotland we fry/batter EVERYTHING
#71 - killyojoy (01/19/2012) [-]
You sir, have never heard of the state fair of Texas..Fried bacon, fried pickles, fried bananas, fried stray berries, fried bacon, fried butter, fried bacon, Fried Bacon, Fried Bacon,FRIED BACON
#52 - kumiiho (01/18/2012) [-]
At least your girls are redheaded. That shit's nice.
#57 - bobtheunbeatable (01/18/2012) [-]
meanwhile in reality
#59 - kumiiho (01/18/2012) [-]
Better than Italian girls, who try to pretend being American scene/"nerd" girls, who already suck enough dick.
#296 - Comment deleted 01/18/2012 on credit where it's due. 0
#383 - the idea is to shut down websites that allow people to illegal… 01/18/2012 on Dont do it America! 0
#260 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 01/18/2012 on credit where it's due. 0
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#3 - bipolar disorder is also known as manic depression it's a ment…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/17/2012 on Bipolar Disorder is a bitch. +4
User avatar #4 - kellybundy (01/17/2012) [-]
you don't have this switches after a few seconds. you have periods of beeing manic for a few days or weeks or maybe months and the same it is with the depressive periods. and you are not the happiest person in life during your manic period, it's not like "My life is awesome" it's more like "fuck i have to do something, i have to spend all my money, i have to do risky sports, i have to yell at my friends, fuck I have to run, fuck fuck, yeeeah i have to be the greatest asshole, fuck I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING"
User avatar #13 - sinwraith (01/17/2012) [-]
I have bipolar depression disorder and I switch from kinda okay to suicidle within 2hours at least. This is from my own experience so that makes your hole argument invalid, dick wad.
User avatar #32 - bellevixen (01/17/2012) [-]
It's true, I can flip back and forth in a few hours. It makes your whole argument invalid.
User avatar #6 - DarkCrow (01/17/2012) [-]
FYI jokes aren't meant to be literally... It's just a funny interpretation of the reality...
User avatar #7 - DarkCrow (01/17/2012) [-]
taken*
#8 - kellybundy (01/17/2012) [-]
#9 - DarkCrow (01/17/2012) [-]
If you get what I say then WHY THE FUCK did you start an argument of such nature from the beginning?
User avatar #10 - kellybundy (01/17/2012) [-]
because I'm bored :(
#30 - what did he post? 01/17/2012 on On a magic carpet ride. +1
#102 - hey funnyjunk may i enquire your opinions for a moment …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2012 on Computer parts 0
User avatar #110 - TheCodFather (01/20/2012) [-]
i own an alienware pc and trust me.... send a direct message to them telling them to "fuck their shit"
£2,200 for a PC that does not perform as good as my friends £1,300 pc he built that will run Bf3, Witcher , Skyrim, Crysis 2 ect all at ultra/max settings and mine cant

if you want convenincy buy a comp, if not defo build it. When i scrim with my friends on TS they NEVER drop the fact i have an Alienware comp, i am relegated all the time xD
User avatar #104 - mattucheese (01/17/2012) [-]
its just like lego's....


...just more expensive
#101 - well to be honest it kind of depends on how much money you hav… 01/17/2012 on Computer parts 0

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