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#57 - blancka (05/31/2014) [-]
Yep. Compared to dark souls, demons souls has a lot less in-depth lore. But damn, what's there is always fucking golden. It does a lot with very little.
#10 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2014 on 10/10 Best Game +21
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she was pranked the first time on the show, then they invited her back to apologize only to that happen
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I believe it was a shitty prank
#42 - Stop it Caeser das ghay 05/29/2014 on Are you not Entertained?! 0
#13 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Always be prepared +19
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I made this for a roll picture and draw in MS paint challenge.
it sucked, but nobody saw it, so I'll leave it here
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#7 - An insanely relevant gif you got there. 05/28/2014 on ;_; 0
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#127 - I really like the film the Usual Suspects, it's literally the … 05/26/2014 on Nintendo in a Nutshell +2
#123 - This is so painful it hurts dude it just proves my point. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Nintendo in a Nutshell -1
User avatar #139 - aerius (05/26/2014) [-]
Nintendo's studios that they own 100% of = Nintendo. They even share devs with Mario and Zelda, since nintendo likes to move employees around between their projects. Even the Mario and Zelda games are technically made by a 'seperate' studio, they just don't credit them. Also Magnus and Viridi are from Kid Icarus and Louie is from Pikmin. Seriously, do your research before you go off on one.

They're having to make 'safe' games with their main studio in order to keep the Wii U afloat, but at the same time they're trying new stuff like X, Wonderful 101, bayonetta 2 etc. In the meantime. Big nintendo devs like Shigeru Miyamoto himself keep wanting to make new IP, but it's difficult for them to do it. Remember Drill Dozer? Of course you fucking don't. It was a brand new IP by Game Freak, aka the pokemon studio. Did it sell? NOOOOPE.
User avatar #141 - aerius (05/26/2014) [-]
Also, here's your two MAIN characters: Dillon from Dillon's rolling western and Jill from Drill Dozer. There's plenty more, but they're all from tiny little new nintendo IP games that were completely ignored. Again, they exist, but people don't give a flying fuck.
#105 - Name 2 characters which were Developed after the gamecube by n…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Nintendo in a Nutshell -3
User avatar #110 - aerius (05/26/2014) [-]
Shulk, Wonder Red, Magnus, Wii fit trainer, Rosalina, Viridi, Reyn, Louie, The Elite Beat Agents, Marshal etc. etc. etc. I could go on for a very long time. Just because you don't play their games doesn't mean the characters don't exist.
Also, playing it safe? The reason the Wii U is in the shitter is that they took a FUCKING ENORMOUS risk and it didn't pay off. They tried to innovate and got punched in the dick for it.

Also, nobody cares about your shitty unoriginal sequel ideas m8y. Making a new direct OoT sequel is the exact opposite of a risk, THAT would be whoring out.
User avatar #128 - kinginyellow (05/26/2014) [-]
Just gonna say, wii-fit trainer isn't exactly the pinnacle of a good character, she's more like a better quality model from the Endorphin animation program.

And innovation =/= instant success. Not trying to offend, my opinion, but the gamepad was an awful idea. At least with the DS the screens were close enough that you moves your gaze back and forth, and the bottom screen wasn't always needed. I didn't look having to switch to the gamepad screen in things like Zombi-U, where the inventory should not have to be a separate screen, it felt like it was making more work than necessary. Same with having a scope mean having to look through the screen, that wasn't even adding to an immersing experience.

User avatar #137 - aerius (05/26/2014) [-]
Innovation certainly isn't an instant success, it's the opposite. It's very unlikely to trend, but if it does it explodes. The gamepad itself is pretty excellent, it just needs to be used well. It's a great-feeling controller while also including all the stuff that made the DS so popular. They just need to figure out what they're doing with it. In the meantime, I think it's just a nice way to have UI elements like health, maps and items not cluttering the main screen. ZombiU certainly didn't work too well, but that entire game was rushed and janky as heck.
User avatar #138 - kinginyellow (05/26/2014) [-]
To me it was a downgraded Dead Island, and that was a horrible game. And yes it could work, but it's definitely not a controller for everyone. I just hated the screen, made it feel too bulky, because I like slimmer controllers to begin with and only was okay with the DS because the buttons had to be built in to the system itself to be small. And more games like Dead Space would help, where the game and characters have ways to display health via the suit and the person themselves.
User avatar #142 - aerius (05/26/2014) [-]
Well, there's always the Wii U pro controller, which is pretty much a 360 controller with nintendo's mostly superior buttons (apart from the triggers, which are crap, since they're buttons and not really triggers at all), and works with most games on it.
Anyway, almost everyone who tries my Wii U is incredibly surprised by how light and ergonomic the controller is, I think most people can get used to it quite quickly. (hell, I thought it would be a bulky POS before I tried it in a demo booth)
#123 - bobbysnobby (05/26/2014) [-]
This is so painful it hurts dude it just proves my point.

Of that list only 1 character was both original and was MADE by Nintendo Which was Rosalina you could make at least a reasonable argument that she is no different than Daisy just another reskin of Peach. We will count it for arguments sake though.

Wii fit trainer is not a character, you might as well include the Wii Avatars. Shulk Wonder Red Magnus Viridie, reyn, Lousie, The elite beat agents and Marshall were not Developed by Nintendo you might as well include Bayonetta. Im not saying my ideas are better my point is that they take so little risk that a Zelda game that predates the Minish Cap still features Link with the same Hat (because how else would we know its Link). To finalize that point they dont have any new characters to front run their new games. The best you came up with is a new supporting character for the Mario Universe.

Your right the Wii U was a risk Im not sure how innovative 2 screens are but your correct it was a risk. While they take massive business risks they develop the safest games they can.
User avatar #139 - aerius (05/26/2014) [-]
Nintendo's studios that they own 100% of = Nintendo. They even share devs with Mario and Zelda, since nintendo likes to move employees around between their projects. Even the Mario and Zelda games are technically made by a 'seperate' studio, they just don't credit them. Also Magnus and Viridi are from Kid Icarus and Louie is from Pikmin. Seriously, do your research before you go off on one.

They're having to make 'safe' games with their main studio in order to keep the Wii U afloat, but at the same time they're trying new stuff like X, Wonderful 101, bayonetta 2 etc. In the meantime. Big nintendo devs like Shigeru Miyamoto himself keep wanting to make new IP, but it's difficult for them to do it. Remember Drill Dozer? Of course you fucking don't. It was a brand new IP by Game Freak, aka the pokemon studio. Did it sell? NOOOOPE.
User avatar #141 - aerius (05/26/2014) [-]
Also, here's your two MAIN characters: Dillon from Dillon's rolling western and Jill from Drill Dozer. There's plenty more, but they're all from tiny little new nintendo IP games that were completely ignored. Again, they exist, but people don't give a flying fuck.
#81 - I think too many people live in permanent nostalgia. Nintendo …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Nintendo in a Nutshell -5
User avatar #87 - aerius (05/26/2014) [-]
pretty sure entire consoles are noteworthy... There's only three companies that make them, in case you hadn't noticed.
#105 - bobbysnobby (05/26/2014) [-]
Name 2 characters which were Developed after the gamecube by nintendo. Being a producer doesnt count I mean something they made in house.

They have milked Mario Zelda Metroid donkey kong and kirby for 25 years most of their primary demographic is younger than every primary character in their roster.

Nintendo has been playing it so safe for the past few years its absurd and the few risks they have made like motion control have either been gimmicky and fundamentally flawed, or short sighted.

I would like Nintendo to take at least a few risks. What about a zelda game placed in the lost years of OOT maybe featuring Zelda/shiek as the primary character and what she needs to do to keep things under control. What about a new character? I my self have stopped buying Nintendo products because i disagree with their philosophy. I think players problem solving intelect, their time, and their patience should be repected. I feel that everyone is a winner is a prime example of how to alienate people, and rob them of any accomplishment for accomplishing or progressing in a game. I think that having an Action adventure/exploration game like a zelda shouldnt need to constantly interrupt me telling me how to solve puzzles, or constantly flashing the controls on the screen telling me what to do.

Nintendo is a shadow of its former self and I think its a major loss for the gaming industry that they havent evolved.
User avatar #110 - aerius (05/26/2014) [-]
Shulk, Wonder Red, Magnus, Wii fit trainer, Rosalina, Viridi, Reyn, Louie, The Elite Beat Agents, Marshal etc. etc. etc. I could go on for a very long time. Just because you don't play their games doesn't mean the characters don't exist.
Also, playing it safe? The reason the Wii U is in the shitter is that they took a FUCKING ENORMOUS risk and it didn't pay off. They tried to innovate and got punched in the dick for it.

Also, nobody cares about your shitty unoriginal sequel ideas m8y. Making a new direct OoT sequel is the exact opposite of a risk, THAT would be whoring out.
User avatar #128 - kinginyellow (05/26/2014) [-]
Just gonna say, wii-fit trainer isn't exactly the pinnacle of a good character, she's more like a better quality model from the Endorphin animation program.

And innovation =/= instant success. Not trying to offend, my opinion, but the gamepad was an awful idea. At least with the DS the screens were close enough that you moves your gaze back and forth, and the bottom screen wasn't always needed. I didn't look having to switch to the gamepad screen in things like Zombi-U, where the inventory should not have to be a separate screen, it felt like it was making more work than necessary. Same with having a scope mean having to look through the screen, that wasn't even adding to an immersing experience.

User avatar #137 - aerius (05/26/2014) [-]
Innovation certainly isn't an instant success, it's the opposite. It's very unlikely to trend, but if it does it explodes. The gamepad itself is pretty excellent, it just needs to be used well. It's a great-feeling controller while also including all the stuff that made the DS so popular. They just need to figure out what they're doing with it. In the meantime, I think it's just a nice way to have UI elements like health, maps and items not cluttering the main screen. ZombiU certainly didn't work too well, but that entire game was rushed and janky as heck.
User avatar #138 - kinginyellow (05/26/2014) [-]
To me it was a downgraded Dead Island, and that was a horrible game. And yes it could work, but it's definitely not a controller for everyone. I just hated the screen, made it feel too bulky, because I like slimmer controllers to begin with and only was okay with the DS because the buttons had to be built in to the system itself to be small. And more games like Dead Space would help, where the game and characters have ways to display health via the suit and the person themselves.
User avatar #142 - aerius (05/26/2014) [-]
Well, there's always the Wii U pro controller, which is pretty much a 360 controller with nintendo's mostly superior buttons (apart from the triggers, which are crap, since they're buttons and not really triggers at all), and works with most games on it.
Anyway, almost everyone who tries my Wii U is incredibly surprised by how light and ergonomic the controller is, I think most people can get used to it quite quickly. (hell, I thought it would be a bulky POS before I tried it in a demo booth)
#123 - bobbysnobby (05/26/2014) [-]
This is so painful it hurts dude it just proves my point.

Of that list only 1 character was both original and was MADE by Nintendo Which was Rosalina you could make at least a reasonable argument that she is no different than Daisy just another reskin of Peach. We will count it for arguments sake though.

Wii fit trainer is not a character, you might as well include the Wii Avatars. Shulk Wonder Red Magnus Viridie, reyn, Lousie, The elite beat agents and Marshall were not Developed by Nintendo you might as well include Bayonetta. Im not saying my ideas are better my point is that they take so little risk that a Zelda game that predates the Minish Cap still features Link with the same Hat (because how else would we know its Link). To finalize that point they dont have any new characters to front run their new games. The best you came up with is a new supporting character for the Mario Universe.

Your right the Wii U was a risk Im not sure how innovative 2 screens are but your correct it was a risk. While they take massive business risks they develop the safest games they can.
User avatar #139 - aerius (05/26/2014) [-]
Nintendo's studios that they own 100% of = Nintendo. They even share devs with Mario and Zelda, since nintendo likes to move employees around between their projects. Even the Mario and Zelda games are technically made by a 'seperate' studio, they just don't credit them. Also Magnus and Viridi are from Kid Icarus and Louie is from Pikmin. Seriously, do your research before you go off on one.

They're having to make 'safe' games with their main studio in order to keep the Wii U afloat, but at the same time they're trying new stuff like X, Wonderful 101, bayonetta 2 etc. In the meantime. Big nintendo devs like Shigeru Miyamoto himself keep wanting to make new IP, but it's difficult for them to do it. Remember Drill Dozer? Of course you fucking don't. It was a brand new IP by Game Freak, aka the pokemon studio. Did it sell? NOOOOPE.
User avatar #141 - aerius (05/26/2014) [-]
Also, here's your two MAIN characters: Dillon from Dillon's rolling western and Jill from Drill Dozer. There's plenty more, but they're all from tiny little new nintendo IP games that were completely ignored. Again, they exist, but people don't give a flying fuck.
#46 - Statistically our location in space is average. Its unlikely w… 05/26/2014 on fuck it 0
#41 - I think whats very interesting is we are very likely one of th…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2014 on fuck it 0
User avatar #44 - Greevon (05/26/2014) [-]
Well, just statistically, we're probably average.

That said, it being a big fucking place, the universe likely has races that are capable of things we can hardly imagine. Something interesting to ponder though:
In all sorts of sci-fi movies and novels, there's usually some progenitor race that creates vastly superior technology and is treated as ancient, forgotten interstellar gods. As unlikely as it is, who's to say that we aren't that race?
I'm not sure if that's reassuring or the scariest reality possible for humanity. If we're not on top, we will eventually be at the whims of another. If we are the top, what hope does the universe have when we have that kind of responsibility?
#54 - angelious (05/26/2014) [-]
statistically i heared that mathematically speaking only 6 or 9 space faring civilizations would be existing in the same time zone at any given point of time in the life of this universe.
#46 - bobbysnobby (05/26/2014) [-]
Statistically our location in space is average. Its unlikely we are average though. Our planet is from I think 3rd generation stars which means you need a certain amount of time in the universe to get complex atoms. Our planet also got life very quickly about as soon as it could have. So while I think its completely likely that we are not alone, I think its very reasonable to assume we are towards the front of the pack. Just because the universe isnt old enough to be much otherwise. The amount of selective pressure put on complex life is insane. On our planet with all the billions of years we have been here, we have 1 technologically complex race and it was only 5 as of 50 thousand years ago. Out of all the multi celled organisms we have 1 which has made it even into space. The selection against such organisms as us is insane. So when you combine all those its unlikely we are in the middle of the pack our planet came about as soon as it could have and we did as well +/- a few million years.

Its the same reason its next to impossible that any ET has come to earth. The amount of distance you would need to cover to get to earth is just far to large and the universe is too young.
#65 - Orders of magnitude further than modern engineers can* 05/26/2014 on Good Guy Tesla 0
#64 - Tesla fanboyism is so strange. Tesla was crazy, brilliant sure…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Good Guy Tesla +1
#65 - bobbysnobby (05/26/2014) [-]
Orders of magnitude further than modern engineers can*
#40 - Just finished a soul level 1 playthrough of dark soul 1 very p…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on PTSD and Returning To The... 0
#73 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/03/2014) [-]
I have done something similar, and I'm relatively certain I could beat your challenge all the way through. The trick is to pump STR, work your way through the Burg, kill Havel, proceed through his door, acquire the GCS in the Basin, run backwards through the Forest until you reach the Forest Hunters. Join up, talk to Shiva, get him to move to Blighttown. Leave the area and head back through the Burg to the Shrine and head down to Blighttown. Buy a Demon's Greataxe. Begin pumping strength, work your way back through the Basin, dodge past the Titanite Demon, and get to the blacksmith. Upgrade your Axe as much as you can. Go back to the Forest and farm for GPR from the Mushrooms. Return to the Burg and begin playing through. If you have enough points invested in STR you will definitely 1-shot parry riposte every Black Knight in the game (assuming you're using resins/buffs). Plunging attacks will ohko the Taurus Demon, Capra Demon, etc. Other enemies will mostly be OHKOd by counter damage.
#74 - bobbysnobby (06/03/2014) [-]
Yeah strength is a great method but, when you say "pump strength" requires that you 1 shot minibosses to level it. So its actually more challenging than you might think, I dont think you can one shot many minibosses with 12 strength without red tearstone and power within tactics. Black kinghts require at least one or the other or possibly a gravity 1 shot but thats harder to set up and requires that you dont mess it up.

The easiest method to do it without leveling thus saving your points is to get red tear stone, power within, and using the reinforced mace or maybe the battle axe thats fire enchanted +5 then you can 1 shot the black knights and the tarus. Bosses like 4kings and O&S will be much more challenging.
#105 - Fair enough. I found dark souls 2 to be much harder than dark … 05/25/2014 on EZ mode confirmed 0
#84 - The most balanced and fair critique i have heard abo…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on EZ mode confirmed +4
User avatar #98 - anotherhaloguy (05/25/2014) [-]
You do speak a lot of sense but I just preferred the second one, probably because I was pretty shit at the first one and being a console player I barely played Demon Souls
#105 - bobbysnobby (05/25/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I found dark souls 2 to be much harder than dark souls 1 because my first playthrough was a quality build which made use of no infusion and no great quality weapons the best being caestus and sun sword. Dark lurker was one of the worst bosses I ever fought as that build. In next game + i was pumping faith to make use of defenders great sword, and dark lurker got 4 shotted by sunlight spear and i didnt even get hit by any of her moves, and she didnt even have time to split. The difference between the two fights really upset me and my roomate had a front row seat.

Dark lurker started as a grueling 20 humanity grind where i needed to time rolls vs 2 people hit them with a small sword avoid nearly 1 shots from fireballs and they would sometimes fly up where I couldn't hit them reducing the window for me hitting them. To the biggest nothing fight i have seen where she didnt even have time to use any of her mechanics.
I think that the imbalances in stats really hurt the community. no bonus to not infusing. Mundane operating the opposite as it should, should get inverse ratios to your highest stat aka, a mundane player (low stats) high scaling weapon the cost of the weapons damage is you cant use much gear weight, cant use many spells, cant use many stat restricted weapons. Instead a "mundane build" is the exact opposite very high stat distribution every spell available all equipment available etc. No like quality infusion which boosts physical damage even more by your str and dex.

Personally I was very let down that "my build" of being a classic demon souls quality build knight using medium armor and strong physical weapons was out done in melee damage by my faith build, which gets a bonus in that they can also use spells. To me those kind of oversights really kill the build variety.
#433 - I return unearned red with red. You will be unable to…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2014 on A country with a story 0
User avatar #441 - swedishassassin (05/23/2014) [-]
You still thumbed down my one comment like a little bitch.
User avatar #440 - swedishassassin (05/23/2014) [-]
...ok?
#425 - Fact: A truth known by actual experience or observation; somet…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2014 on A country with a story 0
User avatar #432 - swedishassassin (05/23/2014) [-]
A Fact: Something you keep fucking repeating as if it's not really a fact and you're just trying to quell your insecurity as well as trying to be a hardass by thumbing down my one comment like some little queerbag.
#433 - bobbysnobby (05/23/2014) [-]
I return unearned red with red.

You will be unable to name one thing I have listed as fact which is not. I repeat it over and over to reinforce the message that those are not debate points. If your argument is that Co2 doesnt have an effect on climate then the only stance you can have is that chemistry is wrong. If you argue that humans dont produce Co2 then you are ignoring our automotive industry, our modern power generation methods, and the cattle industry.

Logical conclusions are true if the presuppositions are true. P1 Co2 is a green house gass. P2 Green house gases effect climate. P3 Humans produce Co2. Conclusion 1 human beings have an effect on the environment.

In the above paragraph where does the argument fall apart if you say you dont believe humans effect on climate? Which presupposition is false. If you cant demonstrate that any of them are wrong you must accept the conclusion. So hit it with your best shot, and be sure to cite stuff if you conflict with the scientific position.
User avatar #441 - swedishassassin (05/23/2014) [-]
You still thumbed down my one comment like a little bitch.
User avatar #440 - swedishassassin (05/23/2014) [-]
...ok?
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