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#38 - I dont think she is making them up I just think now was a good… 10/16/2014 on I suspect 4chin +3
#36 - If he is speaking to batman the answer "Me" would be… 10/16/2014 on What is it +9
#80 - A creature so powerful that trying to understand what your lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on cthulhu +1
User avatar #111 - thesovereigngrave (10/16/2014) [-]
To be fair Cthulhu was stuffed back into his hole in R'yleh by getting rammed with a boat. But I agree, a Cthulhu would kick Godzilla's ass if he was fully awake.
#6 - The us is a country. The Eu is a group of countries. Comparing…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Nobel Prize winners -1
User avatar #28 - gittons (10/15/2014) [-]
what i am saying is when people compare the entire US to a single small country in order
to prove how big and awesome the US is it comes off unfair. the US is a country made up
of 50ish mini countrys so to compare that to any 1 country that is much smaller is pointless.

trying to prove how awesome your town is via comparing it to a single house is unfair.
User avatar #9 - WozzaBuddha (10/15/2014) [-]
Per capita is how they should be doing things, there's like 64 million people in the UK whereas the US has more like 318 million, any comparison between the two should be done per capita otherwise the UK will be at a massive disadvantage
#7 - anonymous (10/15/2014) [-]
>UNITED States of Americe
>UNITED States
>UNITED
>not group of countries

dipshit
#3 - The best thing about Carl is that his ideas are so very stupid…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Karl Pilkington comp +49
User avatar #20 - veinyfourincher (10/15/2014) [-]
karl
User avatar #7 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
It's a thin line between stupidity and genuis.
#148 - Its not so much that I want to be here as much as it is a refl… 10/15/2014 on why do you love our fj family? 0
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#3 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Playing game after skipping... +52
User avatar #7 - hourlyb (10/15/2014) [-]
He's not that bad. At least compared to Game Grumps.
User avatar #70 - lanfearandthecup (10/15/2014) [-]
>implying theres anything bad about AJS

but why?
User avatar #71 - hourlyb (10/15/2014) [-]
AJS is awesome. He's a great reviewer. But when he plays games, he sometimes makes errors.
Like in his P.T livestream, he fumbled for a couple minute because he didn't know he could pick-up the flashlight.
User avatar #72 - lanfearandthecup (10/15/2014) [-]
well you see, i rarely watch his game plays, just reviews, im usually watching TheRussianBager or participating in the AJS clan events, im a bad viewer, imo.
User avatar #73 - hourlyb (10/15/2014) [-]
Same here. I just watched it because I had nothing to do for a couple minutes.
User avatar #74 - lanfearandthecup (10/15/2014) [-]
bruh, i was telling you to go watch TheRussianBadger, not even gonna lie.
User avatar #18 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Watching Joe get frustrated is definitely more entertaining, too.
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#1 - There is no solution its a paradox, in fact it has a name the …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Mindfuck of the day +1
User avatar #2 - outlastgaming (10/14/2014) [-]
I know. I'm currently reading Godel, Escher, Bach. I read this part and thought it was cool enough to share.
#14 - These stats what? How does johnny depp score higher …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Actor Stats +41
User avatar #71 - twentyseconds (10/13/2014) [-]
well I think you are under the assumption that he is saying that the actors with better stats are better actors. I don't think he was trying to say that at all.

Take his will Ferrelll rating for example, even tho he got low stats and Jhonny Depp got high stats, imagine Jhonny depp in the movie "step brothers" instead of will Ferrell.

I think his stats are based on a system showing what range they can display in films, really what matters is the special abilities.

Over all I would say that he did a better job of rating everyone to a standard that most could agree to better then I would. Even though there are ratings I do not 100% agree with.
#34 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
Clint Eastwood can play Clint Eastwood, he'd get a 1 for versatility. Equally, while I agree this list is horrible, Johnny Depp is far better than you make out. Have you ever seen Donnie Brasco, or What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

DiCaprio's films should've included Catch Me If You Can. Both he and Tom Hanks are immense in that film. DiCaprio should get 10's on his Aviator performance alone. Christian Bale and Jason Statham are sacrilege on that list. Spacey hasn't done anything of real note since American Beauty, although for Se7en, American Beauty and The Usual Suspects alone he makes the list. Joaquin Phoenix is a weird pick too.

Your list is undoubtedly better, but it has some very odd choices.
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#3 - No harder than any other scene? Compared to the older gen anim…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2014 on What we saw, What she saw 0
User avatar #12 - kitchendweller (10/13/2014) [-]
The thing about that is that Avatar is one of the only shows where they almost soley paint the backgrounds and animate everything by hand. They rarely use computers to animate.
User avatar #10 - applesdontpee (10/13/2014) [-]
adding to anon

i don't know a thing about animation but i imagine it's a bit more difficult because they're slightly varying perspectives of the same fight. gotta keep dat continuity, like the timing/angles of movements, hits, and scene damage.
#5 - anonymous (10/12/2014) [-]
but that also increases the demand for perfection
#4 - It would look fine if the pandas eyes stayed black. They didnt… 10/12/2014 on My kind of animal 0
#65 - These are not even debates 1.Cash, find a girl. …  [+] (18 new replies) 10/12/2014 on (untitled) +11
User avatar #344 - ieatbengay (10/12/2014) [-]
it's impossible to have the body for every sport though
User avatar #188 - mylazy (10/12/2014) [-]
1) yes
2) Go with useful
3) Really? Thousands of game winning touchdowns are scored every day. How many people have beaten eminem?
4) Agreed
5) I would pick reading minds anyway. It wouldn't be any different than listening in a crowded lunchroom if it couldn't be turned off.
6) This one is debatable
7) Plus if she is writing a song about you, it means you were dating her.
8) Pizza yes, because it is only one date, and you aren't guaranteed to get shit out of it. PIzza on the other hand is always delicious.
9) Yep
10) Learning the skills of a ninja would be more potentially useful than that of a pirate unless you wanna be a sailor
11) This one depends entirely on tastes
12) The past fucking sucks
13) Yeah. LOTR would send us too far back. Harry Potter still has modern conveniences along with magic. Just because they never us them doesn't mean they aren't still there in the muggle world.
14) XBONE. How is this one even debated? Even if you don't like the xbone, it is still the more expensive option, so you could sell it, buy a PS4 and have money left over. Seriously man.
15) Agreed. Unless you are a vet/farmer
16) Time is money. So time.
User avatar #227 - anonshenanigans (10/12/2014) [-]
New Orleans Saints win 2015 super bowl, but wtf do I know, I don't watch sports. I was just told. Then again, guy who told me always tells me, and he isn't wrong most of the time.
User avatar #330 - mylazy (10/12/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #352 - anonshenanigans (10/12/2014) [-]
Don't be surprised if they win the superbowl. If they don't, meh. I'll know the guy is lying.
User avatar #420 - mylazy (10/13/2014) [-]
But...what does that have to do with me? Why was it in response to my comment?
User avatar #423 - anonshenanigans (10/13/2014) [-]
I don't even remember making this comment, I don't know anything about sports, much less any sports teams. I must have been high or some shit. Idk what I was thinking at the time, maybe all the talk about touchdowns. But how I knew the name of any football team is beyond me. Some spooky shit is going on man.
User avatar #425 - anonshenanigans (10/13/2014) [-]
Also if they do actually happen to win the superbowl I will think I'm god, and or I was possessed or some extra terrestrial shit.
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#123 - shadowgandalf (10/12/2014) [-]
1. Cash.
2. Art is useless if you can't sell. Cash is always good.
3. I'd rather beat Eminem. I don't like handegg, so it wouldn't feel like i achived something by getting a touchdown.
4. Sportscar.
5. Flying. I'm too self centered to care about what others think in the long run. And flying is just more handy anyway.
6. Sports. You can't master a sport without having the body for it.
7. I don't want either. Both options are worth nothing.
8. Pizza.
9. Justin. Just to see the reaction of the crowd.
10. Pirate. You can always learn the skills of a ninja as a pirate, but not vice versa(since being a pirate is illegal).
11. Neither.
12. On one hand i want to go to the past to see Denmark before it's fall, but on the other hand, Denmark at the time was the closest thing to pure capitalism it have ever been, so living there would be horrid. Future it is.
13. LoTR. I've always wanted to participate in a war without firearms. The invention of firearms have single handedly made our world more boring that it have ever been. Fuck guns.
14. PS4.
15. Human languages. Animals are not on the same mental level as humans, so speaking with them wouldn't do shit. It would be like listening to a drunk toddler.
16. Time. Eternal youth(prime age) is my definition of paradise. There is not even a choice.
User avatar #140 - angelious (10/12/2014) [-]
really now? a pirate??


pirates are basicly thugs


you would literally just be given a sword,a ship and if you are lucky,a musket and boom you would be a qualified pirate.


a ninja on the other hand is highly trained assassin.and it would take years to get even close to the mastery of a ninja if you go the normal way.

on the other hand.to be a pirate(or lets say,to be a veteran pirate) you just need to spend a year or two in the seas(to speak the truth if as a pirate you would survive longer than 5 years you would be considered infamous pirate...)
#326 - shadowgandalf (10/12/2014) [-]
To be a ninja, you need to master ninjutsu, which can be learned almost anywhere in the world, and you need to be able to blend in with the crowd.

As a pirate, you need great charisma, leadership skills, navigation skills and tactical skills.

#433 - anonymous (10/14/2014) [-]
You only need that shit to be a pirate captain. It does not say pirate captain.
User avatar #328 - angelious (10/12/2014) [-]
ninjitsu,parkour,and you need to be a highly trained in the arts of stealth.


your view of pirates is that of a romanticists who has seen too many pirate movies.

in reality they were just cutthroaths who at best had some training in seafaring and MAYBE a loose military training of that time. they werent ultra charismatic,they werent that smart neither. heck even the most notorious pirates only managed to roam around for like 5 to 10 years at best before being killed by the navy.


highly trained assassin>>>>>>>>>>>>> a seafaring ghetto gangsta
#332 - shadowgandalf (10/12/2014) [-]
You think your image of a ninja is not romantasized?
None of the japanese ninjas knew anything even remotely related to parkour. They had no need for it, as the clothes people generally wore at that time, was basically dresses, totally unpractical to move around in.
User avatar #428 - angelious (10/13/2014) [-]
ninjas are romantized...heck nowadays they claim ninjas were top class fighters able to go toe to toe with actual warriors and had mystic powers.

the real life ninjas were assassins. and they knew "parkour" for they had to move around in restricted areas without being seen(hence the ability to run around silently and fast through rooftops and such came in handy) and they were trained since youth to be the best they can be in what they do.
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#250 - Your art has no depth of field no foreshortening its like ever… 09/27/2014 on Comic I made +4
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#160 - Its not an example of a 3rd console, its the result from a …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Consoles would cost in... 0
User avatar #166 - metajunky (09/26/2014) [-]
You neglect the fact that a big reason why the PS2 skyrocketed, hell the reason, was because it was a dirt cheap DVD player at the time, and also because:

A) Nintendo wanted to control the developers by forcing them to use their own multimedia AKA those weird little CDs. This is similar to their decision to go with cartridges during the N64 run.

B) Microsoft was just starting off

Not sure what you mean by the PS2 packing a ton of power. Sure some games (GOW2, SOTC, and KH) looked great, but the Gamecube was both more powerful and had the better looking games, especially when comparing the ported or 3rd party games

Not sure where you get "fucking the industry" from. Did Nintendo dick developers? Yes. Did many of the new IPs/developers go over to Sony as a result? Yes. Did Nintendo royally screw themselves over? Yes. Did the industry suffer? Well, consoles sold very well, games sales reached new heights, and many of the best games ever were created during that time, so I have to say no to that

And to further add salt to the discussion, just because I am a bastard like that, the SNES trumps the PS2 by far
#128 - The result of the 3rd console curse. Nintendo ****** th…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Consoles would cost in... 0
User avatar #131 - metajunky (09/25/2014) [-]
OK, that's nice and all, but it was the FOURTH
#160 - bobbysnobby (09/25/2014) [-]
Its not an example of a 3rd console, its the result from a shitty 3rd console. One would think the fallowing sentence "Nintendo fucked the industry so hard on the n64 that the GameCube was outsold by more than a 5 to 1 ratio by PlayStation 2. " would have been enough clarification but apparently not.

Nintendo backed out of an agreement with the other hardware makers to make the jump to CDs, that it would be better for the industry if they made the jump. They made an agreement to all do it at once so that may no competitive advantage would be maintained by the old infrastructure. They backed out after the other hard ware makers had already gone in that direction. The result was to force independent developers to pick either everyone else, or Nintendo as making games for both cartage hardware, and for disk software would be totally unmanageable. Most people--both developers and consumers, sided with Playstation and Sega Saturn.

This carried over from the N64 where playstation outsold the n64 by about 3-1, but became even more extreme where Nintendo the titan of the gaming industry, could not out compete the Xbox--microsofts first consumer console.

One of the casualties which resulted from the total failure that was the n64 and the mid 90s Nintendo Business strategies was the gamecube its market success and the available Game library.

If asked what single system and game library would you want to have of all the consoles-- how I would define the best console, I would say the PS2 has to be the winner. Not only was the ps2 punching well above its hardware specs, but its massive game library can only really be matched in quality and quantity by PC games
(Pc also has a massive advantage as its much easier for independent developers to get distribution for PC).

User avatar #166 - metajunky (09/26/2014) [-]
You neglect the fact that a big reason why the PS2 skyrocketed, hell the reason, was because it was a dirt cheap DVD player at the time, and also because:

A) Nintendo wanted to control the developers by forcing them to use their own multimedia AKA those weird little CDs. This is similar to their decision to go with cartridges during the N64 run.

B) Microsoft was just starting off

Not sure what you mean by the PS2 packing a ton of power. Sure some games (GOW2, SOTC, and KH) looked great, but the Gamecube was both more powerful and had the better looking games, especially when comparing the ported or 3rd party games

Not sure where you get "fucking the industry" from. Did Nintendo dick developers? Yes. Did many of the new IPs/developers go over to Sony as a result? Yes. Did Nintendo royally screw themselves over? Yes. Did the industry suffer? Well, consoles sold very well, games sales reached new heights, and many of the best games ever were created during that time, so I have to say no to that

And to further add salt to the discussion, just because I am a bastard like that, the SNES trumps the PS2 by far
#41 - It had some of the best exclusives but ps2 was pretty clearly …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Consoles would cost in... 0
User avatar #68 - metajunky (09/24/2014) [-]
but it was the 4th
#128 - bobbysnobby (09/24/2014) [-]
The result of the 3rd console curse. Nintendo fucked the industry so hard on the n64 that the GameCube was outsold by more than a 5 to 1 ratio by PlayStation 2.

I don't think we can call any system the best if it couldn't even out compete its direct competitors. Worse than that the GameCube and Xbox combined are still less than half the sales of the ps2, it easily and by a massive margin was the most dominate console we have yet to see.

The game cube had some very good exclusive titles but to have superior hardware to the Ps2 and to have some of the most popular franchises in gaming and yet to be out sold to me should be all the explanation needed to rule out the GameCube as the best console ever. If anything the best cases would be for the SNES, the Xbox 360 but my vote would go to the PS2 (and an argument could be made for the Dreamcast but I am not one to make that argument). Somewhere after those the gamecube would fall. Its bonuses Great exclusives and a pretty intuitive controller.
User avatar #131 - metajunky (09/25/2014) [-]
OK, that's nice and all, but it was the FOURTH
#160 - bobbysnobby (09/25/2014) [-]
Its not an example of a 3rd console, its the result from a shitty 3rd console. One would think the fallowing sentence "Nintendo fucked the industry so hard on the n64 that the GameCube was outsold by more than a 5 to 1 ratio by PlayStation 2. " would have been enough clarification but apparently not.

Nintendo backed out of an agreement with the other hardware makers to make the jump to CDs, that it would be better for the industry if they made the jump. They made an agreement to all do it at once so that may no competitive advantage would be maintained by the old infrastructure. They backed out after the other hard ware makers had already gone in that direction. The result was to force independent developers to pick either everyone else, or Nintendo as making games for both cartage hardware, and for disk software would be totally unmanageable. Most people--both developers and consumers, sided with Playstation and Sega Saturn.

This carried over from the N64 where playstation outsold the n64 by about 3-1, but became even more extreme where Nintendo the titan of the gaming industry, could not out compete the Xbox--microsofts first consumer console.

One of the casualties which resulted from the total failure that was the n64 and the mid 90s Nintendo Business strategies was the gamecube its market success and the available Game library.

If asked what single system and game library would you want to have of all the consoles-- how I would define the best console, I would say the PS2 has to be the winner. Not only was the ps2 punching well above its hardware specs, but its massive game library can only really be matched in quality and quantity by PC games
(Pc also has a massive advantage as its much easier for independent developers to get distribution for PC).

User avatar #166 - metajunky (09/26/2014) [-]
You neglect the fact that a big reason why the PS2 skyrocketed, hell the reason, was because it was a dirt cheap DVD player at the time, and also because:

A) Nintendo wanted to control the developers by forcing them to use their own multimedia AKA those weird little CDs. This is similar to their decision to go with cartridges during the N64 run.

B) Microsoft was just starting off

Not sure what you mean by the PS2 packing a ton of power. Sure some games (GOW2, SOTC, and KH) looked great, but the Gamecube was both more powerful and had the better looking games, especially when comparing the ported or 3rd party games

Not sure where you get "fucking the industry" from. Did Nintendo dick developers? Yes. Did many of the new IPs/developers go over to Sony as a result? Yes. Did Nintendo royally screw themselves over? Yes. Did the industry suffer? Well, consoles sold very well, games sales reached new heights, and many of the best games ever were created during that time, so I have to say no to that

And to further add salt to the discussion, just because I am a bastard like that, the SNES trumps the PS2 by far
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#35 - Male victims make up just under half the rape cases, and its s…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on ouch +4
User avatar #37 - Karfeyenta (09/20/2014) [-]
I'm not quite sure if prison counts...

I'm veerryyy opinionated towards prisoners (as long as they actually did what they're accused of to get in there, of course)

I hope the mad who raped me when I was little can fit a watermelon in his ass at this point. I hate ALL of them.

out side of prison, though? Also, I would appreciate some citation if you care to show it. I could show citation on any of my shit, if you would like. If you have questions, that is.
User avatar #78 - citruslord (09/20/2014) [-]
I think he is a bit off. Statistics are few and far between though.

According to BJS statistics for prison sexual abuse, there was around 1000 substantive cases. This 1000 being considered substantial upon investigation, with about half involving abusive or non consensual acts, and half involving staff sexual misconduct or verbal abuse.

An interesting point there is that 54% of the staff based sexual misconduct was committed by females, although much more of that was consensual than on the male side.

These figures seem to be misreported as 10% of inmates are raped. From what I can gather from the report, just for federal and state prison, you have about 6000 allegations, about 540 being considered substantial, from a prison population of 1.3 million. Even on the high end of 6000, that's only like .43%

They could be higher than they appear, and this is still a problem, but it seems to be much smaller than it has been reported as by sites like dailymail super reliable source there . It looks like people took the press release which said that about 10% of cases were substantial, and said that 10% of inmates were victims. Seriously, I could be off here, but If a person with a degree in this can't take 5 minutes to look through the source what the fuck am I doing.

www.bjs.gov/content/pub/press/svraca0911pr.cfm
www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/ssvacf0911st.pdf

As far as caring for the problem, I think in terms of being better as a people, we should work to fix the problem simply on principle. Otherwise criminals can go fuck themselves.
A problem I see though, is that because of the U.S.'s war on everything, prison populations are pretty well inflated for incredibly small things. Like possessing a very small amount of marijuana, or pretending to face fuck a Jesus statue.

What do you think of the CDC's rape statistics?

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