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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:7/14/2009
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:canada
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Comment Ranking:#2968
Highest Content Rank:#6829
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#14 - Lemme just stop running so I can flip over this bike... 1 hour ago on idiot savant +1
#118 - No we aren't you ******* knob 01/11/2016 on Arguments make me hard +2
#6 - It's alright but then you get horny and have to pull over.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on mfw my gf blew me in the car +1
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#7 - ahnerma (01/08/2016) [-]
That was kindof what I got out of it. We were relativly close to home so just waited till then. Nothing too amazing imo
#2 - A very small percentage of funnyjunk has knowledge on the topi…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2016 on mfw my gf blew me in the car 0
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#16 - fitchy (01/08/2016) [-]
my ex gave me road head on our way back from university for spring break. Was decent, kinda weird knowing a few dozen passer-bys probably noticed. But came buckets so was breddy gud time.
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#8 - Tusura (01/08/2016) [-]
I got road head for the first and only time this year.
I'm 28.
It was my wife's and my anniversary.

Definitely worth it.
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#5 - ahnerma (01/08/2016) [-]
Ex and I tried it once but ended quickly because It sortof requires the lady passenger to not wear a seatbelt and my car has an alarm that goes off when there is weight in the seat but no belt clicked in
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#6 - bme (01/08/2016) [-]
It's alright but then you get horny and have to pull over.
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#7 - ahnerma (01/08/2016) [-]
That was kindof what I got out of it. We were relativly close to home so just waited till then. Nothing too amazing imo
#68 - Yup 01/08/2016 on X-Men: Worst X-Man Ever 1 0
#18 - Hmm could sworn the shot was in it. Must be from a promotional thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on People Die If They Are Killed +1
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#21 - datassman (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah, that's wat I was thinking, or some alternate take
#4 - Soccer*  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on SOCCER -2
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#7 - tolikbro (01/07/2016) [-]
Futbol*
#8 - I have some bad news guys 01/07/2016 on Buzzfeed +2
#7 - Stand by.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Buzzfeed 0
#9 - Your right on the line but that shots in it. He's sitting on t…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on People Die If They Are Killed +1
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#10 - datassman (01/07/2016) [-]
Like I said, that scene happens, but not from that angle. In Bruges (2008) - Colin Farrel - Suicide or Murder
Here it is right before it
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#18 - bme (01/07/2016) [-]
Hmm could sworn the shot was in it. Must be from a promotional thing.
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#21 - datassman (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah, that's wat I was thinking, or some alternate take
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User avatar #6 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
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#3 - imboyo (01/16/2015) [-]
fuk u
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User avatar #4 to #3 - bme ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
who are you and why did i make you mad
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User avatar #5 to #4 - imboyo (02/13/2015) [-]
this is old. but i probably though you were thumbing down my history or something. disregard it now
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User avatar #1 - spanishiqiustion (08/26/2013) [-]
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