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#5 - Isn't the issue more the censorship though? Like the fact that…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on scenes from the UK porn... +57
#42 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
its not really censored though just new health and safety regulations for premium porn. some of the stuff they banned is pretty justifiable especially as its for higher quality porn.
#6 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
I guess. I shouldn't think anyone will be taking any notice of this 'ban' though and no doubt the studios will find some way around it.
I think a lot of it is misinterpreted as sexism as well, female orgasm and ejaculation aren't the same thing, it's got nothing to do with 'we come too'.

The ban is stupid because people will get around it like they always do, it's just the government doing their cute little 'police the internet' crap, these people are stupid because they think it's actually going to affect anything.
#29 - I think one shot is 1.5 oz.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Drinking Game Question +2
User avatar #216 - fallenraven (12/09/2014) [-]
google agrees with you
#33 - luluwho (12/08/2014) [-]
THAT"S RIGHT, I remember now
#184 - Thank you! The same to you, kind sir.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on gugek's profile 0
User avatar #194 - gugek (11/27/2014) [-]
no problem my friend.
#7 - Is this for real? I feel like they literally gave feminist wha… 11/05/2014 on 'Sexist' hotel images. +1
#4 - Why would you hate on an innocent manatee like this? I'm heart… 10/28/2014 on Description +3
#201 - I missed you Daddy-min.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on i heard rumors 0
#204 - lightninghorse (10/11/2014) [-]
Dadmin* come on now. it was right there
#10 - I'm not trying to be cold, but it isn't always much harder tha… 09/25/2014 on It's that easy 0
#3 - Why do you have so many cases of eggs? Also very adorable …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on highest roll can name one. 0
User avatar #6 - biscitboy (09/25/2014) [-]
haha, we are moving, those are boxes of my stuff
#120 - I don't think this is the right type of cringe-y things usuall…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Bad Dad 1 (Father of BCG) 0
User avatar #175 - chrispybeef (04/04/2014) [-]
Agreed. That's what mean. There is obviously an issue here. I feel like this is not the same as taking pleasure from a weird hobby. Try showing a friend this story. I guarantee they will look at you with confusion and distaste.

Here is how I see this:
OC: Guys, guess what? This one kid's life is really fucked up!! Like really really fucked up!!!
Funnyjunk: HAHAHA! That's hilarious!!

User avatar #145 - wisdombranch (04/02/2014) [-]
The time has come for your to broaden you horizons, grasshopper.
#40 - Have you never downloaded music or pictures or movies? Or stre…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Prison Compilation Part 3:... +29
#146 - touchmyfunny (03/13/2014) [-]
Exactly! And even if it was a "bigger" crime like for example stealing something, how the fuck is punishment like that helping anyone? The punishment itself is a much bigger crime because it looks like the authorities are just releasing their pure aggressions and disgusting torture ideas and have fun. Some people on funnyjunk are so fucked up strict and inhumane. They have no feeling for justice, are only revenge and punishment-horny,
#87 - whatamidoingwithme (03/13/2014) [-]
That kind of people don't go to that prison obviously. It is for specific people.
User avatar #52 - zarcos (03/13/2014) [-]
The difference is that I won't go to a prison where they bathe you in shit on the first day. Also talking shit about your leader isn't illegal here, if it was and the punishment was severe enough and I thought I had a chance at being caught I wouldn't do it. So either you don't break the law or get the fuck over it when you get caught.
#104 - anonymous (03/13/2014) [-]
Soooo... Say that you went on vacation to singapore or thailand and someone planted drugs in your suitcase to get them through customs? What would you say while the cops beat the shit out of you? "But I never break the law, you have to let me go!" Or maybe you need to defend yourself from a robber and he dies during the festivities?3-5 years in a shithole much like the one up there. Or maybe you get a luxurious vacation in saudi arabia and your dim girlfriend decids she wants to sunbathe in a bikini and somebody sees her? OR YOU COULD JUST BE IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME IN YOUR COZY, SAFE HOMETOWN YOU FUCKING RETARD! Do you have any idea how often that happens?
User avatar #157 - zarcos (03/13/2014) [-]
Why the fuck would I vacation in any of those shitholes? I will never go to a third world country or even one of the shittier other countries. And if I was in the "wrong place at the wrong time", as stupid as retardedly unlikely as that is, I have faith in the judicial system of my own country and my lawyer to prove my innocence. It's also highly improbable that a white college student with no criminal record, who has never done illegal drugs would be prosecuted or even accused in the first place. So in short this kind of stuff only happens to people that deserve it or people stupid enough to put themselves in situations that leave them open to accusations.
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User avatar #2 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Hi! I hope you have a great night, and a fantastic day tomorrow!
User avatar #1 - mayorman (11/18/2014) [-]
can i have that special saphire gem recipe?
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