Hey ho

Hey ho ho hoe

How are you?

How've you been man? I don't see you anymore.

Yeah, I'm not on FunnyJunk all that much anymore. You know, you could come talk to me on Skype whenever you want. I'm not going to shoo you away.

I'm doing well. And yourself?

I don't use skype. I don't understand how to use it. It just makes me lag.

I don't know.

Really? I've never known Skype to lag someone's computer. Even during a call. Do you have something like Steam going in the background?Having too many programs up at the same time might be what's lagging your computer.

Well, then think about it. Are you happy? Sad?

What?

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Okay then.

I don't get it

No drinks for you.

Well, I haven't had a drink in more than a month, so that's good.

At least I know this'll get some chuckles.

lel

So, how have you been?

We did this already.

How have you been?

I ASKED YOU FIRST!

I ALREADY ANSWERED YOU IN THE CHAT.

You promised thongs too...

BUT I LOVE HEARING YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!

God damn it, now I have to go looking for thongs. I don't actually have any in here.

I love you in the same way you love cats. Take that as you will.

For fucks sake Blue, get it together. Do you even 'Tavi?

You like human Octavia, right? Or is that just gross to you? I know how you like your ponies.

Um..... Are we going by how much I like cats personally, or how much you guys think I like cats? Because I'm good with that either way. I could always use a British slave.

Either really, and I refuse to be your slave. You wouldn't want me anyway, I can't make tea.

And you know perfectly well the answer to that question, and I refuse to stoop to your level by answering it.

I can make some good tea, so I don't need you for that. If anything, I'll dress you up like a slutty Octavia and sell you to Crissy. I know you would LOVE that.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I was being stupid. Back to the ponies.

Tea sucks
I somehow don't think that's work. I'd be a terrible Octavia, especially a slutty one.

...
Fuck stooping.
I don't like ponies you ridiculous little blue man.

YOU SUCK!
Well, I'll be sending you to Chrissy, so he'll teach you how to be a good little slut. And I KNOW you roll play as Octavia when you're alone in your room. Don't tell me you won't be good at it.

Hey! I'm not little! Or a man! I'm a Nebula you racist fuck!

At least I'm not some tea drinking limey fuck. Go back to England fag.
I don't even want to know what learning to be a good little slut entails...
And I have one maids outfit! Only one! Don't judge me!

Lol, look at the fatass nebula. I bet he'll collapse under his own gravitational forces any minute.

You're just jealous because your mom and I have tea time every Tuesday without you.
Show me.

HEY! You know what happens when all that mass collapses in on itself!

K

Alright, glad to hear you like it.

...okay..? You're not usually very open about it...

First anon was me.

Second anon was not.

(x) doubt

You doubt the 4000 get?

...
I doubt your face.

Whatsup

Well, you won't believe what I did last night.

I got Eric to play Minecraft.

How did you manage to? x3

I asked Nicely. I almost bought it for him either, but then I used my magic science to brainwash him into buying it. Now he's playing alone, trying to get his own single player world going.

One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us.

Given his GPU, we should probably suggest optifine and other optimization mods.

Yeah, his computer is SHIT

I got my decently high end laptop (graphics are meh though) for only 280$. he needs to find something soon.

Chris suggested WoT to me yesterday. from the sound of it, i may be converted to the teachings of tanks, kinda doubt it though.

Also has there been population issues in the server lately? i tried connected a few times a couple of days ago, but the server kept saying it was full, no matter what the actual population was.

He said he might get a new computer some time soon. It doesn't matter too much to me though. He's having fun in the game, so that's good.

Yeah, he's trying to get me to play it too. I'm TRYING to install the game right now, but it's being a bitch. I doubt I'll get too into it. I'm still going to meetings to help me with my Minecraft addiction.

No, it shouldn't have been. Try it right now. There is damn near no one on.

alright, that's good to hear.

What trouble are you having?

I doubt a school computer can run anything past 2004 that isn't a flash game.

ALL OF THE TROUBLE!

I wouldn't know. I didn't have computers when I was in school.

WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE YA NEWB?

they're kinda shitty, compared to most computers nowadays, they work well enough for most anything, besides youtube. I can play halo at 60fps when i have no work to do, so im happy with that :P
How was homework without internet back then?

I have no fucking clue. I've never done this before. Nothing works.

Homework with no internet? Man, we had things things man, they we big, and heavy, and full of stuff you had to READ! We called them.... BOOKS!

So you ran WoT.exe, and it simply won't launch? or when you click the WoT installed icon it wont run?

EGAD, THE HORROR!!

I'm not going to bother explaining it. You don't know a thing about computers, and I don't know what the fuck the problem is. It's just not working. I don't know why.

Honestly though, If you think i don't know a thing about PC's, you're sadly mistaken. I'm no expert, but im no novice either.

Never mind. Fixed it.

Awesome sauce :3, what was the issue?

Neither am I. And I STILL on't know what the fuck is going on.

>I don't know a thing about computers

More than you m8.

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Well, that what most bronies complain about. You didn't emphasize either way.

If it's friends you want, be on the computer less and meet people. That's a simple one.

>Not a brony anymore
>Have friends already
>Have family that doesn't leave me alone

I have plenty of physical interaction already.

So what were you talking about there?

Emotional loneliness

I don't understand.

I'm not easy to understand.

edgy as fuck

I really don't like people saying that.

He does have a point.