I know that feeling.

I spoke to him today.... he's coming back sometime...

Oh? I figured the last thing you would have wanted was to speak to him after what happened. You know he did say he was eventually going to come back, right?

Did you even read my last conversations with him on the day he left?

No.

We talked things out...

Well alright. So he's going to be coming back soon? That's a good thing.

Not soon... but sometime.

Ugh... I should get to drawing or writing... I've just felt really out of that lately...

Because of him being gone? So do you feel better now that you've spoken to him again?

Yeah sorta... he was my motivation for many things...

And I feel much better now really...

Why are you not happy? What's wrong?

i don't know... i just.. i feel like shit.. i'll get some air.. sorry.. i love you..

Alright, go ahead and take a walk, and we'll talk when you get back. I love you Kaffe. Stay safe.

i love you Blue.. sorry i don't know what to talk about..

It's alright Kaffe, just go get some air and clear you head, alright?

i'm fine..

wat

Heh, thanks Kaffe. That's sweet of you to say.

you said " I like taking her out to nice places whenever I can."
And then i wanted to say "is your pants a nice place..."
But it was wrong.. so i didn't..

i love you Blue..

Actually, I think my pants are nice because she keeps stealing them. I have this one pair of jeans that everyone agrees makes my ass look really good. So, she likes to kidnap them from time to time. I think they look better on her though. We have already made the joke about her "being in my pants" while she was wearing them already. =P

I love you too Kaffe.

wait.. what.. How can she steal your pants...
And prove you ass looks good in them.. and no i'm not doing this to get a picture of your ass..

But i love you more..

She usually wakes up before me and heads out to work. She makes up for it by sleeping like a rock. At any rate, she likes to grab my pants on the way out too. It's kind of cute, actually.
No ass pictures Kaffe.

IMPOSSIBLE!

i'm going to steal your pants too, to be cute too..
Why not?..

No Me!

I think you can do a good job of that without the pants Kaffe. I mean, just look at how much Eric was enjoying himself. Besides, Maria has them right now and I don't think a bear could get them away. She would just kick its ass.

did Eric enjoy himself?..
And i want to be in your pants..
And does that mean you aren't wearing any pants..

I would assume so if he didn't run away or become defensive like Whatley does.
No, you are not aloud in my pants Kaffe.
I have more then one pair of pants Kaffe. yes, I am wearing pants.

but he did run away...
but i want to be in your pants...
aww...

No, he simply went to bed. And you didn't get in bed with him. So now who's the tease here?
I thought this is what people like Zac and Whatley were for? They love this stuff.

But i didn't get his cock...
and what about them?...

Well who's fault is that? He crawled into bed waiting for you and you stayed here.

Aren't you supposed to be getting into their pants, not mine?

wait.. is her waiting for me?..

well i want to be cute in your pants.. i want to fuck them..

Alright, now what are you talking about?

Good luck with that buddy. It's not happening.

i don't know...

But i wanna be cute..

I think you're doing a pretty good job of that as is. Besides, i doubt you would look good in my pants. The concept of it alone is enough to remove that from happening.

i love you Blue.. i love you very much..

I love you too Kaffe.

sorry i'm not happy right now..

I just got on about 10 minutes ago.

So you had a nightmare?

yeah... this was a new one...
first time i've been dreaming about Extro and Zac...

Well, what happened?

well.. Zac was walking down a road or something toward me.. with his horse mask... and out of not where a pair of wings spread out behind him.. then who arms.. he is only a few meters away from me.. in one hand the arms is holding a knife.. the person benhinde cuts the head of Zac and flyes away... it looked like extro.. like the picture he uses.. then i woke up.. crying and stuff.. my chest was hurting..

I've had a few nightmares myself lately. Kind of the reason I'm not sleeping right now. I just try to remind myself that it was not real, and that them being here is proof of that. Zac is fine Kaffe, you know that.

inb4 Zac come in with some macho reply about how Extro couldn't dream of hurting him or something.

Fuck, not even that. Its just I have a feeling hes going to use it or some shit.

Use it how? "Kaffe had a nightmare"?

I don't know, he'll probably talk about cutting my head off or something.

I wouldn't worry about it. It's not like he comes along on a red carpet anymore anyway.

If anything it'll just be annoying = /

Agree.

Thats all he is anymore, annoying.

I'm getting your iron btw.

You're telling me, I have to live with the little fucker.

I love you Iron Zac! =3

He got boring to me in less than 6 months. You've had to live with him for around 20 years or so. That sucks.

Got around 3 stacks so far. Almost a stack of gold. A couple slime balls. Melon seeds. Pumpkin seeds. Redstone. And some Cocoa beans. No diamonds though, so thats a downer.

I have to take my shower now, so I'll continue afterwards.

Oh, and some mossy.

i know and i'm trying.. But its just scary and things.. and i'm worried about Zac... he have left two comments.. the one where he says goodnight to me and another where he is saying something about get out of my head..
i just don't like it..

He said he would be back on today. I was texting him yesterday, remember? He misses us too. It's alright Kaffe, I don't blame you for being so shaken up by your nightmares. It never gets easy. But I promise you that it's all alright. And you are too, you're going to be just fine.

mhm.. i hope..
i'm just worrying to much...
i love you.. i should get some food soon..

Heh, don'y worry about it. I worry far too much myself too.
Yeah, go ahead then. Food is good.

Now i got some food..

What did you get?

I have sunflower seeds.

some cereal.. of some kind..
oh like them you feed birds?.

I haven't had cereal in years, now that I think about it.

yeah, like those. But I don't feed the birds. I have a big 16oz bag here. They help you quit smoking, and they work really well.

Do it..

You're the bird Blue...
how does seeds help you stop smoking..
And have you been smoking?..

I don't know how it works. It's more like replacing the habit of smoking out of boredom then anything else. It helps though, so I can't complain.

yeah, I used to smoke. I quit almost a year ago, and now I'm addicted to sunflower seeds.

^ I got the reference

I was thinking about a movie called The Rite. Right at the beginning, the main character Michael is sitting at a bench with a priest and the priest is taking out some gum. He says: "I gave up smoking, and not I'm addicted to these things."

But yeah, sunflower seeds do help.

Oh? To what?
(I will be impressed if you get it right)

Holes, right?

never heard of it. I was actually referring to a different movie, but I replaced gum with Sunflower seeds.

Oh, well, I read the book a few days ago. There's a guy named Mr Sir who used to smoke cigarettes and quit and just ate a bunch of sunflower seeds instead.

thats weird But nice..

Thats good hehe..
and you being a bird would explain your wings..

Yeah, I had to quit eventually. It's an expensive way to slowly kill yourself, and at the time, I was already spending most of that on Jack.

So I'm a Blue parrot now?

mhm.. it is expensive..

now we just need a explanation of the halo over your head hehe..

Now, instead of spending all my money on booze, I spend it on Maria. I like taking her out to nice places whenever I can.

Halo? I wouldn't say that. I've done plenty more wrong then good. While Death and I play cards and poke fun at eachother, the devil is setting up my own privet place in Hell for me. Him and I are going to have a jolly old time.

i would say a joke about nice place, and your pants... But im afraid it just wrong...

well i see you as my angle and dad..

**bluenebula rolled a random image posted in comment #5130437 at FJ Pony Thread **
I remember seeing this before. This gif is in reverse. Heh, good thing you didn't do a ">MFW".

So how are you?

HOLY CRAP THAT'S MY SPONGEBOB PIC THAT I POSTED

im fine.

Just fine with no capitalization or punctuation?
Are you sure you're alright?

yeah, i was just in a rush to post since i was being called down for food.

So... What do you think of this fine piece of art?

I think you've shown me this one, and it's basically Eric's picture with Gary's face all over it.

i know i've shown you this one, but i didnt really understand your reaction pic when i first showed it.

I did say something, but I deleted it my mistake and forgot to retype it. Now I can't remember what I said. Probably exactly what I said here, though.

your reaction image said something totally different from what you said here, oh well.

i'm having trouble joining kaffe's hamachi server. he set it so cracked clients were allowed, im using his IP as the server address, but every time i connect i just get an "end of stream" error.

I don't know all that much about Hamachi. I just added his network and it all worked out for me easily. Have you asked him about it?

yup, came to no avail.

Sorry, I don't know what to tell you.

OH GOD NO

I know, I know, that's why I don't want to start rushing you to do stuff you don't really want to or have time for.

Oh hi there Kaffe. How are you?

i'm fine colouring the picture above for Eric..

Wow, It looks great! I didn't know the one on the right was Luna until you showed me this. I'm sure Eric is going to be thrilled too. He's always wanted a few colored versions of these picture.

yup i asked him lol..

And knowing how good you are at this, I'm sure he's going to fall in love with it! I've seen you color stuff like Chris's tank, and it's amazing!

But i won't be as good as the one coloured that picture...

Well, you could be with enough practice, but you don't have ti go THAT far if you really don't want to. The person that did this is very good at it. Eric and I are always hunting down these colored versions. And by him and I, I mean him, and I just hound him for them later. =3

Brb..

>MFW

sorry it took me so long..

What were you doing that took 3 hours? =/

a very long piss... nope i've been eating and working on the picture and talking to people..

That's alright. I don't mind. I might get something to eat too actually. Maybe get on Minecraft.

i'll get on minecraft then hehe

Oh, no I wasn't telling you to, i was saying that I might get on.

IF you get on i'll get on too..

heh, you don't have to if you don't want to Kaffe. I know you're busy with people here anyway.

but i want too..

Alright then. =P

there is just so much to do.. Talk to people, colouring shit, play minecraft etc.

Hey there Vigil. How are you?

Paranoid as fuck because a wasp disappeared in my room.
I hate wasps.

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

This is why I like winter. No fucking bugs.

Yeah, I was trying to get Chris to stop being afraid of Extro.

well I made a few additions...
enlarge

im not sure if you're laughing your ass off or you're getting ready to tear my ass off.

I'm fine.

i hope so.. did you get some rest at least?..

Yeah.

alright.. im getting the feeling you rather not be bothered, ill leave you be.

No, it's not that, I'm just still a little off about it. I need to go make sure everyone's alright now.

i understand. i imagine you're especially worried about chrissy right now.

No, not really. I saw his conversation with Kaffe so I know he'll be fine. I'm worried about Rich right now.

who's rich?

Richard. Carl. You don't know him I don't think.

carlswagsrsly, i havent talked to him much.

Yeah, him. That's Rich.

why all the worry though, do you think he's hiding his feelings about what extro said?

Yes.

given his suicide attempt, that does make sense... have you been able to talk to him since extro got to him this morning?

Yes I have, and he tells me he's fine. Stay out of this paul.

I wasn't planning to get involved.and i want to ask blue, its true that online dating almost never works, but what is the primary reason why it doesnt work?

I downloaded the demo for minecraft for 360. it's a disgrace to say the least.

Yes, it's true. Sorry buddy. it doesn't work because of all the variables that come into play. The lack of real interaction, the lingering thought of not being able to see or touch them. Things add on fast there. Never has an internet relationship worked before. Sorry, that's just how it is. That's why i was against Kaffe seeing Sat or Vigil. It would only end badly and he may lose them as friends. Someone like Emma however, who he already knows and loves IRL, I had hopes for.

so if i meet chris IRL for a few days, and our romantic feelings are confirmed, would that remove some variables?

Like I said, if you two were to meet up in real life, things could be different. but that doesn't mean you're still compatible. You need to remember that any relationship, no matter how badly you want it, my not work even under the best circumstances.

alright, i understand. there's no such thing as a flawless relationship.

hey you said you dont really mind extro jokes anymore? like eric's shopped pic with butterfly wings, clown suit, flutty ponies, etc.

nevermind i saw the convo

wat

i guess you're not a toonami fan :*(

i think it would be a good idea to convince chris to get some medicine. back when we were still friends he promised that he would take better care of himself when sick instead of just "suffer through it."
(pic not related)

I'm already talking to him Paul. You don't have to inform me of every little detail.

i think im going to be talking to chris as a friend from now on... like how we were a month or two after me and chris met..

Yeah, I think that's a given. I think you should have done that when he first broke up with you. You two are still great friends, act like it.

alright, but the thing that's bothering him, i think it involves me, so give him some leeway if he doesnt give you a clear answer at first. i'm not completely sure if it is about me or what specifically it would be if it was.

If you want to read my conversation, then that's fine. But keep your 2sense out of it unless you're asked for it. And I didn't ask you. You do this all too often Paul and it gets old quick.

"paul is acting like we're still together..its so awkward.." thats where my hunch is from. ill leave the 2 sense out of it.

**garymotherfingoak rolled a random image posted in comment #5981 at Social Board ** sorry

I just got back. now neither of you are online.

Fuck.

Oh hey there Simba.

How are you?

lol i saw your talk with Zero.. MFW..

i'm fine just thinking about the circle of life...

And please don't let uncle scar kill you in a canyon..

Meh, I'll be fine. I'll just sick my cat Mufasa on him. =P

Heh, that's good to hear.

No me!!

it is.. what about you? i might head of soon though

Lol, that's exactly what it's like with you and Extro. "I love you Extro." "No." "I LOVE YOU EXTRO!" "......... no."

I'm doing pretty good myself. I just got up and Maria is still asleep. if you're heading off, I might make us breakfast then.

NO PLAYING WITH HYENAS!

it is.. i wish he would love me too.. *sad face*

i'll wait a little more.. so any plans for today?..

But the are funny...

Lol, don't count on it. He's not the lovable kind of guy. =P

not really. I'm going to go make Maria some breakfast right now while she's still asleep. So I'll be on right after that and I'll have nothing else to do all day. See you again soon.

They also have lots of sharp everythings and you are small and orange.

Extro please..

i'll go of then.. i'll let the minecraft sever run so if anyone want to join and play just let them they just need to hamachi stuff..
i'll be back later to day..

they're funny.. and laugh a lot..

Okay, I'm back and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??

I had a cat named Mufasa. He as a tan Tabby cat with seven claws on both of his front feet. Double pawed, they call it. I didn't want to get him neutered because I didn't have the money to due so. Besides, the more time he spent having fun outside, the better. Cat hair and I never really got along well, and it's not getting better. it's a shame, I love cats. Well this motherfucker here was monster. Everything the light touched was his kingdom, and whatever it didn't touch was where he was hiding. He killed every little thing that dare set foot in our yard. His kill count (That I know of) was a million rats, birds, mice and whatever else that size. Seven squirrels. Three other cats. One possum. And he fucked up a terrier pretty bad when it got away from the owner down the street. Damn I miss that big bastard.

I need to start growing a main now. I guess that would make Extro Scar. That actually makes sense, in a way. I'm going to be calling Kaffe Simba for shits and giggles.

I can hear a few hunting dogs whimpering in the corner right now. God damn.

I was actually going to say that! RAWRAR! Long leev teh king!

Also, Mufasa's always telling Simba to look to the stars.
Just like you, Nebulous.
I'm rewatching the whole scene right now with that in context.
Why you gotta make me feel, man?

He was great. I loved bragging about my cat that could kill me in my sleep if he wanted. As tough as he was, he was still a big softy if you just scratch him under the chin a little bit. He loved to sleep in the strangest fucking places too.

Lol.

That's pretty good too, actually. I like the whole compassion. Let's just hope I don't fall into a canyon any time soon, huh?

That's fucking adorable.
I want one with at least half the greatness he had.
Why...

You never know.
Seriously though. You should totally go ahead with the whole "Simba" idea.

I know, right?

I don't know. He fell asleep on my shoes once and wouldn't let me have them back.

I live in Ohio. There are no canyons up here. =P
Already have.

I wouldn't want them back at that point.
If something that dangerous were to grab my leg, I'd think twice about amputating if the sawing motion would agitate him.

In a totally satirical "Final Destination" sort of vibe, Death could find a way. I bet you. He's an ironist. It's his job.

I got them back eventually.

That fucker's been trying to get me for years now. I've brushed with Death so many times I have his home phone number. We have tea together every Sunday to catch up on old times.

Excuse me for stalking, but I enjoyed this comment quite the bit.

Favorited.

Alright, byelol

Miracle.

"Hahahah! Ah yeah Blue. You're a pretty funny guy."



I kill you last."

Oh god, that made me laugh hard.

Also, new comment thingy. I don't like it.

You see though? He's a comedian!

I didn't know what you were talking about at first, then I hit reply.

wat

He's a troll. =/

I don't like the new comment system much. I liked the way it was attached to the comment. I don't see why Adm!n changed it in the first place. If it isn't broken, don't fix it.

He's a skeleton wearing drapes, but a funny skeleton wearing drapes.

I suspect he'd be the one to jump the gun on "new technology".
Oh well. I hope he changes it back, but he usually honey badgers through user requests anyway.

He's more like a troll to me. I think of him more as an entity or an idea. Something with no actual form outside of the human mind. but whenever I picture what he might look like, all i see is Extro.

Well, Princess Celestia has changed things around via mass demand before. I don't think he'll do it here though.

Of course!
He's not as special as I'd believe him to be though. Just life energy leaving a vessel. Or something.
Death doesn't live inside of you. Extro dies with you, doesn't he? I highly doubt he'd be the death of you either.

Yeah, he'd wouldn't be so quick to change it.

Death is an interesting concept. Even someone like me, who understands it greatly, still likes to give it a face. If not for reference, then to at least poke fun at.

To be honest, I've already adjusted to the new comment system. At this point, I would like for him to fox it, but it's not something that's going to bother me all that much anymore.

It's not so hard to understand death, is it?
Maybe if you've messed with it long enough.
I like to poke fun at things. I don't have to be happy, but ironically, laughter works wonders at keeping you sane.

>At this point, I would like for him to fox it
>Like for him to fox it
>fox it

wat
VVV

Of course!
He's not as special as I'd believe him to be though. Just life energy leaving a vessel. Or something.
Death doesn't live inside of you. Extro dies with you, doesn't he? I highly doubt he'd be the death of you either.

Yeah, he'd wouldn't be so quick to change it.

What?

lolololololololololol

Hey, don't look at me. he's the lazy fucker who never gets on. Sure, I don't let him, but I think i'm justified in that.

Blue, don't do this to me man

Extro is all I have

Just

Him

I lost my Mama and Papa in the fire, I need him

wat

Nickels.

I would rather you didn't talk to Extro. Like, ever. You really have no reason to and he's just an asshole.

Too late man, too late.

On the other hand, he seems to enjoy my pictures.

.........what?

What the hell man.

its me chris and kaffe

"Really, I don't know. Just feel like this isn't a place I should be with."

It wasn't a problem. I already said I didn't care whether I should or not.

Alright then. Sorry.

Don't you dare say sorry to me. :3

Oh hi there.

How are you?

I'm doing pretty good. I've had a great day playing Minecraft with most of my family. What about you? how are you?

Great!

I'm alright.

We don't talk that much, huh? So what have you been up to lately? I don't see you around quite as much anymore.

Nothing really.

I'm not sure, It's not that I don't like coming here anymore, but I don't feel that I should.

So why do you feel like you shouldn't be here anymore?

Hell if I know.

That's not an answer Scare. Is it because of someone else here?

No.

Really, I don't know. Just feel like this isn't a place I should be with.

Yes, but WHY Scare? Think about it if you don't know. YOU'RE the one who's feeling like you shouldn't be here, now WHY are you feeling that way?

Listen, I'll tell you if I come up with an actual answer, so it's not to seem that I'm pretending (which most likely am). But so far I just don't care.


How are yah, by the way? (Not trying to change the subject)

Why would you ask about me if you don't really care?

What?

I don't care if shouldn't be here is what I meant.

Oh, sorry about that then. I'm doing alright.

Do you even want to be here? Or do you just come here because you don't know what else to do?

Isn't that the intention of the website in the first place?

I think I've grown attached is all.

That's not what I asked. Do you still want to be here?

Yeah.

So then what's the problem?

There was never a problem.

Oh hi there. How are you?

sick, you>

Well, I'm not sick. how bad is it?

I'm alright. I have food now, so I'm happy. =D

Just feeling like dying...so not to bad

You're going to make me ask, aren't you?

ask what

Why do you feel like dying?

>YFW

**garymotherfingoak rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at zombie survival team ** MFW chris is feeling better finally and he got minecraft

anyway how are you?

**bluenebula rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at music **
WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?
>MFW YOU'RE SO ANGRY!

I'm doing great myself. I'm glad Chris is feeling better.

**garymotherfingoak rolled a random image posted in comment #3127 at Slice of Life thread II **

>MFW YOU'RE GONNA GET SATAN TO FUCK ME UP

he's still feeling bad though...

**bluenebula rolled a random image posted in comment #4862678 at FJ Pony Thread **
>MFW YFW MFW You being angry.

He'll be fine with a little time and some brain washing Minecraft. =P

**garymotherfingoak rolled a random image posted in comment #117 at Too Much Porn **

> MFW nonchalant applejack

it'll take awhile, and i think it's a good idea if you talk to him...

that picture is not accurate i swear

pseudo-anger of course XD

im still pretty rustled

I think he made the right choice too. I know it's hurting you too Paul, but this whole internet dating thing was never meant to work out. It never has for anyone. You guys are young, you have plenty of time to live your lives and fine true love somewhere out there in the world. You don't need to rush, and you don't need to fall apart over your first loss. That only makes you stronger. I mean what I said, you are a lot like Chrissy, but with one big difference. You listen to people, and you want to be better. And I respect the man who wants to do good, even if he can't. I'm sorry it came to this, but it's not the end. Chris still loves you, and I know you still love him, but things will be better if you two stay close friends or brothers. You'll be fine Paul, I know you will.

thank you blue, and i know i'll be okay... i still think there's hope for us being together as lovers in the future without turmoil, but if not, that's okay. right now im just worried about chris's well being..

Same here. I just hope he calms down a little.

im wondering why he wont talk to me or kaffe though... he needs us 3 in particular at his side...

on a side note: funnyjunk.com/user/whatley/4408#4408
point at him, point at him and laugh

Leave him be for a while. he's fine. He just needs time to realize that this isn't as bad as he's making it out to be. All three of you are drama queens. =P

I already know about all of that.

drama queen gets to me you know... because it's kinda true..

In a bad way?

yeah..

Hey, it's not all that bad Paul. It's not an insult, it's a status. That's like me being offended for being called old.

eh i guess...

i also made this just now

We're settling in ashes right now. Nothing is going on, but I want to make sure it stays that way and Chris is alright. I'm waiting fro Chrissy to say/do something stupid now/again.

A game of Minecraft would be lovely though. We can invite Kaffe too. Do you have a server?

I'm talking to Chrissy on Skype right now.

I guess... I can only have five people on my server though... using Hamachi.

And how is that going? How is he?

That's fine. I'll need your network name and password then.

Good I guess... he just muted the mic now and he's... jerking it...

Satrenko Network

Password: nigger

Because lack of creativity...

Great to know. =/

Alright, I'll add you right now then.

I just wanna ask one thing... I think I've seen you said I'm like Chrissy too... "you are a lot like Chrissy, but with one big difference. You listen to people, and you want to be better"
You said that to Paul... and I want to know... where do I fall under this... I just want to know...

I can tell.

You don't listen as much as he does. He makes it a point to let you know how hard he's trying. Most likely looking for recognition of his attempts. I say attempts, because he doesn't get it right 100% of the time. no one does. YOU, on the other hand, like to forget things every other hour. Chrissy flat out ignores us, that annoys me, but you try for as long as you can remember. That's not very long, though. Some things sink in, but it's never the important stuff.

I'm getting there faster then I thought.

Here you go.
http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=3KHzx3E11L4&feature

not enough if he's still doing it. I tried nice. It didn't work. Let's try force because it works when Chrissy does it to him.

Also I don't like Chrissy all that much. I don't know if yo picked up on that yet.

still.. chris doesn't want Chrissy hurt. i know chrissy's not the best person. but he's still a person, and he still feels bad for what he does to us.

i can tell you don't like him, as most of the people in our family don't.. he's not always easy to trust. but i won't give up on him regardless