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#82 - **** yeah vindictus 12/30/2013 on less armor is the best armor +1
#29 - A few days ago fallout 1, 2 and tactics were all free on some … 12/17/2013 on well played 0
#85 - I always just use something else as a point, not so long ago a…  [+] (26 new replies) 12/16/2013 on just sayin +26
#763 - trailmix (12/16/2013) [-]
... Crazy man with knife or Crazy man with guns. hhmm idk which one would do more damage. Tard.
#705 - blancka (12/16/2013) [-]
Yeah but you do stop them doing more damage. If that guy had easy access to guns a la america he could have cause much more severe problems.

Yes, people are going to be psychotic now and then. But even if it can't be stopped completely isn't it better to limit the damage they can do?
#587 - anonymous (12/16/2013) [-]
If you are talking about the Osaka school massacre, that was 12 years ago. 8 people were killed, i'm not sure if that's comparable to say, the 26 people that died at Sandy Hook. More recently a Chinese man went on the rampage with a knife in a school in Henan - there were no fatalities.
#167 - pyromania (12/16/2013) [-]
true, but it is a hell of a lot harder to murder large numbers of people with a kitchen knife than with an AR-15
User avatar #182 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
Actually, the first shot from the gun lets everyone in the vicinity know that there's a murderous psychopath on the loose. Kitchen knives give no such warning.
#185 - pyromania (12/16/2013) [-]
The maximum range of a kitchen knife would be less than five feet. Further, you are presuming that the knife instantly and silently kills the victim.
User avatar #186 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
A gun speaks louder than a screaming human.
#338 - klamydia (12/16/2013) [-]
Pro-tip: Use a silencer
User avatar #341 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
Pro-tip: Suppressors won't make the gun silent. If the bullet breaks the sound barrier it's still going to have a super sonic crack as soon as it exits the muzzle, witch in and of it's self is really loud.
#189 - pyromania (12/16/2013) [-]
Sometimes. People typically listen to, “OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU STABBED ME WHAT THE FUCK BRO?!”
User avatar #192 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
People also typically listen to the report of a rifle, handgun, or shotgun. Guns are much louder than I am. I don't know about you, but if I heard either of these things I would remove myself from the situation as quickly as possible. (Run like a little bitch) But a sufficiently deranged person would just wait in a bathroom and slit people's throats and or something else similar. What I'm saying is that guns draw more attention than knives based on the amount of noise they make regardless of weather you want them to make noise or not.
#195 - pyromania (12/16/2013) [-]
And that is a valid point. Consider a mall though, your average dude who has gone through a psychotic break and is murdering people would be better served by opening up into a crowd, which will panic and cause more harm anyway, than by standing in the bathroom picking people off.
User avatar #200 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
I'll bet you could kill twice as many people by standing in a lower traffic aria with a baseball bat or a knife than you ever could in a food court. The number of exits and the amount of cover in a mall is overwhelming. Versus walking into the bathroom and immediately being clobbered with a baseball bat. It would take longer, but who would really stop you? No one expects to meet a psychopath in the bathroom for some reason, while everyone expects to see them shooting up the thoroughfare at a mall. I think people underestimate the intelligence of a really deranged individual.
#205 - pyromania (12/16/2013) [-]
Perhaps the mall was a bad example. The movie theater then, one or two exits, pretty much a shooting gallery.
Beyond that though you seem to be stating that no one will ever notice that everyone who walks into this one bathroom doesn't come back out.
User avatar #207 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
How long would it take for security to notice? Dad has been in the bathroom for 10 minutes. Better to check on him and figure out if he fell in or something. Walk in the door and as soon as it shuts behind you, you get a whack on the back of the head. I don't know about the malls that you go to, but in the one that's nearest to me, the bathrooms are located in side hallways, tucked behind the shops. How many dozens of people could be missed by a roving security guard?
User avatar #208 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
The same holds true for bathrooms at the movie theater in town by the way.
#222 - pyromania (12/16/2013) [-]
A few things:
A) cameras
B) the Absolute longest would be until you have the first security guard, janitor, or employee enter that bathroom.
C)If you figure under perfect circumstances, one person every 30 seconds and it take an hour to be found out that’s 120 people. Alternatively figure the AR-15 has a fire rate of 800 rounds a minute. If it takes an average of 5 rounds to kill somebody then within a minute you’ve killed 160 people. Rounding that up because we are assuming ideal conditions and you have 9600 people killed in an hour (160*60).
User avatar #232 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
A) it is illegal to install a camera inside a bathroom
B) Are they less susceptible to being bashed in the head with a club?
C)Your logic is flawed based on the fact that no gun can stand up to being fired at that rate for more than 30 seconds or so. (the barrel would literally melt off) Also, magazine changes, also moving targets, also everyone is trying to escape, also I dare you to cram more than 200 people inside an average movie theater.
#226 - pyromania (12/16/2013) [-]
1st part of C) is stabbing people in a bathroom
User avatar #234 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
I guessed that. The math is right, but the body of logic making up the numbers you used is flawed.
#236 - pyromania (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm just sayin' rate matters. Both of these were assuming ideal situation. in reality it probably won't even take 5 people before somebody notices for the bathroom unless its a super sketchy area to begin with.
User avatar #246 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
Even in the best of circumstances an AR would only fire at 800 rounds/min for under a minute. Take into account jamming, (witch is unavoidable regardless of what the gun companies say) and reloading, and the fact that most public buildings have a good number of fire escapes, I still think maniac in the bathroom is potentially more deadly than maniac in the open.

I would still be more worried about an intelligent psychopath than a mildly stupid one. I feel that the weapon of choice of an intelligent mass murderer would be a blade and time, or something like a bomb. I'm just enjoying this post to it's fullest today. I'm amazed at how many people are looking at both of these guns and assuming that one is fully automatic, and the other is bolt action based on what kind of furniture it has.
#251 - pyromania (12/16/2013) [-]
Absolutely, I just happen to be of the opinion that a gun is more dangerous in general than a knife.
User avatar #258 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
In general I would agree with you. The only thing that would make a knife more dangerous is if our murderer was lucid enough to put some thought into their crime. Humans are the most dangerous creatures because of our ability to plan our massacres.
#259 - pyromania (12/16/2013) [-]
and THAT is one of the truest statements I've heard in a long while.
User avatar #128 - karson (12/16/2013) [-]
this. I've been saying the exact same thing.
#11 - porcupine I'd wager,  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Never trust a dark hole +2
User avatar #13 - spasticpuppet (12/13/2013) [-]
Well, I had no idea you could get those needles stuck in you . x .
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#11 - you might watch it for days if it didn't release like one epis… 12/13/2013 on Zone-tan is always watching +1
#29 - Raven stayed pretty normal too, I think she got fired from Dis…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Good for her +8
User avatar #56 - melontwilight (12/13/2013) [-]
No, she was well out of the Disney franchise when she came out.
User avatar #34 - Tiwtin (12/13/2013) [-]
She is on Vine all the time now.
#55 - zeedeveel (12/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's a career path.
#54 - they stated characters created in this way will be made to pla…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on True dat 0
User avatar #55 - syntheticdoll (12/12/2013) [-]
We are doomed. We are so fuckng doomed then. I can already see the swarm of idiots.
#41 - you think pandaria was bad, with warlords they are giving ever…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/12/2013 on True dat 0
User avatar #144 - killthebilly (12/13/2013) [-]
i don't really mind it. Sure it will give lots of new players a jump up without learning how to play, but they still have 90-100 to learn that.

I was nr. 18 DK and 27 Hunter on my server a few days after 5.4 hit, so really, if that happens again, i'll be able to carry through dungeons and heroics.

I know that i'll use the lvl 90-boost as many others, to see the story from both factions, instead of one.
Or people who've been out for years and therefore their chars are 85 or below. This will give them a nice quick boost to play alongside the rest of us.
User avatar #59 - wersand (12/12/2013) [-]
Are they? Anyway having a level 90 toon doesn't make you a good player.
User avatar #50 - syntheticdoll (12/12/2013) [-]
Characters will need time to learn to play. The new ones will either start a lvl 1 one, learn to use a lvl 90 or ragequit. I'm good with all 3.
User avatar #54 - bluenapalm (12/12/2013) [-]
they stated characters created in this way will be made to play a tutorial thing akin to the deathknight starter zone that will cover everything from questing to raids
User avatar #55 - syntheticdoll (12/12/2013) [-]
We are doomed. We are so fuckng doomed then. I can already see the swarm of idiots.
#12 - they are all over ******* texas, we call them stickers …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Maximum nope 0
User avatar #27 - ninjacowboy (12/03/2013) [-]
We call'em stickers here in Oklahoma too. All over the grass by the entrance to my work. My day usually ends with me pulling them out of my socks, shoes, and jeans.
#10 - its not any harder, it depends on what people have played firs…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Wut/10 0
User avatar #12 - dharkmoswen (12/03/2013) [-]
That one I agree. It IS hard (one of the most difficult in a long time) but not quite to the level people say it is.
#1760 - Retarded Thong Detective 12/02/2013 on Mine's Maximum Thong Assault 0
#93 - things ARE cheaper.... but the stupid mindless masses shop in … 12/01/2013 on Black Friday +1
#41 - Comment deleted 11/22/2013 on Aeris' Death 0
#20 - It would be better if it wasn't a shameless advertisement for …  [+] (22 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Poke'mans +2
#29 - knightr (11/20/2013) [-]
only the last part of the finale episode was a blatant advertising for mega evo's, gen 6 and the new gen anime.

Besides that, the animation was pretty good, better than Ash's "adventures" for sure thought.

I hate most of the mega evo's, most of them are unnecessary, while most of them just make them bulkier when holding an item is better, while some like mawile and kangashkan have mega forms that are completely broken...
User avatar #32 - yusay (11/20/2013) [-]
Some of them are unnecessary but others are. Charizard, Mawile and Aggron for example were rarely useful until Gen 6.
User avatar #34 - knightr (11/20/2013) [-]
mawile had a good movepool but it had horrible stats and a bad typing because most good steel type are dualtypes that support their weaknesses but mega mawile is fairy too plus it got an increased attack plus huge power which gives it more attack than even attack-form deoxys which is insane and broken.

as for kangaskhan, parental bond is just annoying, attacking twice with the same fake out and power up punch then sucker punch is all it does and it's very effective.

I worry much for aggron or charizard(x or y) forms since they at least have plausible counters.

tl;dr, mawile and khangaskhan got the biggest improvements with their mega forms and are the main mega threats. Sure mega lucario, mewtwo, etc are strong too but they were strong before they went mega and are practically the same without it..
User avatar #115 - exclamation (11/20/2013) [-]
>Mawile hitting harder than Deoxys A
>Implying Flamethrower
User avatar #140 - knightr (11/21/2013) [-]
yes, a decent flamethrower or earthquake can 1-hit-ko it but pretty much everything in the game has a weakness. But mawile has too many resistances and has sucker punch, iron head, play rough...

while deoxys attack form sacrifices it's defense for it's high attack can even be ko'd by neutral damage..
User avatar #154 - exclamation (11/22/2013) [-]
Yes, but that also implies that it can even be outsped. Deoxys-A could (albeit with a lot of prediction) could use Agility on an opponent who sits on Protect/Speed Boost for a turn.
User avatar #155 - knightr (11/23/2013) [-]
deoxys-a is a glass canon sweeper, it can hit hard but cant take one. Most deaxys get focus sash's so they wont e 1hitko'd

mega mawile's has priority attack, immunity, resistances.
If an opponent wants to hide behind protect/speed boost it can swordance or subtitute for that turn because protect blaziken is an obvious prediction..
User avatar #156 - exclamation (11/23/2013) [-]
I would Substitute.
User avatar #37 - yusay (11/20/2013) [-]
Don't forget Mega Speed boost Blaziken. If they ever release a mega evo for Swampert it should counter that in SOME way.

Charizard (Y) and Aggron mega can apparently wreck people with the right teams, but I'm currently raising an Aron and haven't started raising a good Charmander.
User avatar #40 - knightr (11/20/2013) [-]
almost any mega is good if you build the right team/support for it. i had a charizard y (before i gave it away) and it was pretty good and it was fast enough to sweep team while mega aggron can be a good defense wall or with rock polish, a legit sweeper that can crush teams.

blaziken already had speed boost before it went mega because of dream world from black&white.most people dont want to waste their mega slot just to make blaziken a little stronger.

I just want the pokebank to open since I really want a sceptile on my team
User avatar #42 - yusay (11/20/2013) [-]
I want a Sceptile as well, but I'm not looking forward to Poke Transporter much since I don't have any Gen 3, Gen 4, or Gen 5 games anymore.
User avatar #43 - knightr (11/20/2013) [-]
i dont have the games anymore either but once the bank opens people will be ditto breeding them like crazy and they'll eventually circulate on gts and will be easy to find.

90% of the people on gts make ripoff trade deal that are impossible sometimes since they want hacked pokemon and other pokes that arent even in the game, so I usually just give somethings that's decently rare and I get what I want in less than a few minutes. I also have a few useless shinies so once it open I'll give them away.
User avatar #47 - yusay (11/20/2013) [-]
Heh, I found that people on GTS only want something extremely valuable for their (most likely) faked IV and Pokerus pokemon and don't actually try to make trades. I left a 2 or 3 IV Protean Froakie on the GTS for 5 days for an Axew and no one took it.
User avatar #48 - knightr (11/20/2013) [-]
wow, that's odd. maybe if they knew it was a protean froak someone would've took it since axew are very common.

sometimes I dont feel like searching in the grass for a rare, or dont have the friend safari area so that's the only reason I even use gts. If there's something I want I just catch something decently rare/exclusive in the friend safari and I get what want quickly

what I find the most annoying about gts are the people that keep asking for scizor, the legendary birds/other lengendaries, things that arent in the game, things that are level 90 and up and underleevl/overlevel things like a leevl 10 greninja(which is impossible) and level 90 chespin(who has a level 90 starter?)
User avatar #49 - yusay (11/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, those people just look stupid and I wonder why they even do it.

Now I just wonder trade out all my junk (that I don't use for breeding), which gets me Pokemiles. I wish you could mass wonder trade, though.
User avatar #50 - knightr (11/20/2013) [-]
i got tired of wonder trading since there's nothing i want, i have all my team options already.

besides, most people on wonder trades always give away useless things like bunnelbys and expect something good in return like the lottery. Since I breed and hatch alot of rare poks with egg moves I give away the ones with bad iv's and natures and all i ever got back were a few common poke's
User avatar #53 - yusay (11/20/2013) [-]
Yeah you only ever get shit in Wonder Trade. Makes me wonder why Nintendo just didn't make a rating system to weed out the people who trade shit to only trade with each other.

If you haven't used them up already, spend your pokemiles.
User avatar #54 - knightr (11/20/2013) [-]
yeah, I found the pokemile place in lumoise city to get a few are candies and still have tons of points left. are there any otehr uses for the miles?

what do you think of the battle spot 3-on-3?
I think it kinda sucks it's more like ubers 3on3 which is a glorified rock paper sciisors of who can pick the right things... and I hate it when it takes the other person more than a minute to pick their team
User avatar #55 - yusay (11/20/2013) [-]
Other than buying stuff, not currently. There's supposed to be another feature for it but Nintendo hasn't said what it is or when it will come out.

Never tried it.
User avatar #38 - yusay (11/20/2013) [-]
To test it.
User avatar #35 - knightr (11/20/2013) [-]
*don't worry
User avatar #33 - yusay (11/20/2013) [-]
#65 - Or you know, the spineless ****** could have said no an…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on first time +2
User avatar #67 - heartlessrobot (11/15/2013) [-]
That's not really the bad part, when she told everyone it had happened was pretty bad, but the worse part is that people actually made fun of him for it. And the dickbag dad being a douche. It's a lot better when people think you're a fucking psychopath and are too scared to make fun of you.
#961 - R.A Salvadore and his unforgotten realms books.... seems like … 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... 0
#44 - Ks = Kill secured 11/11/2013 on Lol +2
#698 - Well.... uh..... Naruto Fullburst and path of exile.... I don'… 11/04/2013 on description 0
#45 - You should literally look at my last comment before that one I…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on exclusive 0
User avatar #46 - Shramin (11/03/2013) [-]
Successful agreement has been made, we are multi platform gamers of joy and awesomeness.
#34 - path of exile is coming to ps3 and ps4  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2013 on exclusive 0
User avatar #42 - Shramin (11/02/2013) [-]
Titanfall is coming to PC.
User avatar #45 - bluenapalm (11/03/2013) [-]
You should literally look at my last comment before that one I replyed to you with is.
User avatar #46 - Shramin (11/03/2013) [-]
Successful agreement has been made, we are multi platform gamers of joy and awesomeness.
#33 - But.. Titanfall is confirmed for pc so who cares? 11/02/2013 on exclusive 0
#278 - Well, im not really that fond of bacon... But being immortal w… 10/30/2013 on Nope 0
#87 - little witch acadamia o:  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on Phanact 0
User avatar #94 - miscarriage (10/18/2013) [-]
#54 - Not to mention I doubt the half of society that isn't a intern…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Meh Win/Win +1
User avatar #55 - inuares (10/10/2013) [-]
Meh, got dog ears, worth it.
#52 - Yes yes, A happy life as science trys to dissect you and every…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Meh Win/Win 0
User avatar #53 - inuares (10/10/2013) [-]
That wouldn't be very fulfilling, now would it?
User avatar #54 - bluenapalm (10/10/2013) [-]
Not to mention I doubt the half of society that isn't a internet dweller would take to kindly to the droves of new animal hybrid people, all the chaos and bullshit from religious zealots... but im sure some good would come of it as well. But not before tons and tons of BS. I hate the world .__.
User avatar #55 - inuares (10/10/2013) [-]
Meh, got dog ears, worth it.


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