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|#84 - Dark souls is pretend hard, The game is so easy people have to… [+] (14 new replies)||12/30/2013 on less armor is the best armor||0|
#99 - dabronydude (12/30/2013) [-]
and like that you have lost me, why?
you claim to have several hundred hours in the game, anyone would be pro at that point,
and then you tell me dwarf fortress is the harder...yes it is but only because it is like building
a house of cards on a tight rope in the dark, possible but fuck that.
#106 - kinginthenorth (12/30/2013) [-]
It's as hard as you make it. I could grind up souls to pump in Vitality and just tank through most things without doing anything particularily pro or special.
Dark Souls just doesn't hold your hand and doesn't pat you on the back whenever you do something right.
I'm not pro for the following reasons: I can't PvP for shit, i still need to look up very specific items and i get utterly bored after getting through Anor Londo.
I have however done a dual-wielding playthrough (Scimitar/rapier) or a couple of other challenges.
#112 - dabronydude (12/30/2013) [-]
compared to most games now a days it is more difficult and it is true that you can spend
forever grinding to become really op but i am saying that most people if not all are going
to find it hard for quite a while when they first get on it, all bosses have an easy method,
there are weapons that do the most dps and there are some really easy tricks but if you
fuck up even slightly then you die, which is more then most games give you.
this guy has never played the game so me saying "you will die" is very very true.
#120 - dabronydude (12/30/2013) [-]
did you die a lot during your first play though or 2?
i judge how hard a game is by how hard it is on the first go though blind and how hard
it is to play when you know everything and i still rank dark souls as fairly difficult, the hardest
game i own that does not take me 90 hours to learn how to play the fucking thing..
#124 - kinginthenorth (12/30/2013) [-]
No, but i just went very, very slowly and carefully. I died about 3-5 times from start to finish.
But then when i got the hang of it, i did go faster.
Might help that i did go through the catacombs first and that i blamed the difficulty on "Getting used to the controls."
I learnt how to do it after about 2 hours, the thing was that i fucked up pretty hard then and decided that this is the kinda game that doesn't allow for a lot of carelessness.
#132 - dabronydude (12/30/2013) [-]
you only 3-5 times and you did the catacombs first?
no offense but what the fuck, most people die more than a dozen times and never do the
cats first, you are not even supposed to go there, this is why you are not finding it hard
because you have some talent in it.
this is like me saying, on my first play though of dwarf fortress i have never played it so sorry of my lack of info i did everything perfectly,
all my dwarfs die of very old age and i did not game over for weeks, that sounds insane.
#140 - kinginthenorth (12/30/2013) [-]
When i reached the Tomb of the Giants, i did get out of there, since i did assume i needed some kind of torch or light.
The thing with Dwarf Fortress is that there is no perfect run. In fortress mode, you'd have to read an entire wiki and watch hours of videos before you get close to making a fort that doesn't die from "natural" causes.
I highly recommend it, since it's a game with so much depth, i could walk up to a God or Deity, bitchslap them with a fish and then probably get bitchslapped back.
#143 - dabronydude (12/30/2013) [-]
you still did something 90% or more could not do,
there is slow and then there is way too fucking slow, the first skellys you fight are tough
as fuck because of the bleed, damage and how many times they get up, many people die
more then a dozen or 2 times because of shit they could have never guessed, traps, mobs
doing attacks they have never seen before, poison damage from blight town, fall damage,
getting knocked off shit is some of the most common deaths but you did the whole game
first time with 3-6 deaths...
good fucking god, this is like someone going on COD for the first time ever and in every
single match getting 80 kills 10 deaths...
#145 - kinginthenorth (12/30/2013) [-]
If you're used to the concept of perma-death, you'll easily adapt to these kinds of games.
Sen's did have me going back and forth to the bonfire tho. As soon as the first room, you could tell it was kinda trap-ridden. Especially with the swinging blades following up in the next room.
Carefulness is key in Dark Souls.
#151 - kinginthenorth (12/30/2013) [-]
In DS, everything has a set pattern and some have more patterns than others.
In multiplayer, it's all random.
Doesn't stop me from loving games like Red Orchestra, Kingdoms Rise and Space Station 13 (Another "Everything is possible" in Space)
|#82 - **** yeah vindictus||12/30/2013 on less armor is the best armor||+1|
|#29 - A few days ago fallout 1, 2 and tactics were all free on some …||12/17/2013 on well played||0|
|#85 - I always just use something else as a point, not so long ago a… [+] (26 new replies)||12/16/2013 on just sayin||+26|
#705 - blancka (12/16/2013) [-]
Yeah but you do stop them doing more damage. If that guy had easy access to guns a la america he could have cause much more severe problems.
Yes, people are going to be psychotic now and then. But even if it can't be stopped completely isn't it better to limit the damage they can do?
#587 - anonymous (12/16/2013) [-]
If you are talking about the Osaka school massacre, that was 12 years ago. 8 people were killed, i'm not sure if that's comparable to say, the 26 people that died at Sandy Hook. More recently a Chinese man went on the rampage with a knife in a school in Henan - there were no fatalities.
#192 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
People also typically listen to the report of a rifle, handgun, or shotgun. Guns are much louder than I am. I don't know about you, but if I heard either of these things I would remove myself from the situation as quickly as possible. (Run like a little bitch) But a sufficiently deranged person would just wait in a bathroom and slit people's throats and or something else similar. What I'm saying is that guns draw more attention than knives based on the amount of noise they make regardless of weather you want them to make noise or not.
#195 - pyromania (12/16/2013) [-]
And that is a valid point. Consider a mall though, your average dude who has gone through a psychotic break and is murdering people would be better served by opening up into a crowd, which will panic and cause more harm anyway, than by standing in the bathroom picking people off.
#200 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
I'll bet you could kill twice as many people by standing in a lower traffic aria with a baseball bat or a knife than you ever could in a food court. The number of exits and the amount of cover in a mall is overwhelming. Versus walking into the bathroom and immediately being clobbered with a baseball bat. It would take longer, but who would really stop you? No one expects to meet a psychopath in the bathroom for some reason, while everyone expects to see them shooting up the thoroughfare at a mall. I think people underestimate the intelligence of a really deranged individual.
#207 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
How long would it take for security to notice? Dad has been in the bathroom for 10 minutes. Better to check on him and figure out if he fell in or something. Walk in the door and as soon as it shuts behind you, you get a whack on the back of the head. I don't know about the malls that you go to, but in the one that's nearest to me, the bathrooms are located in side hallways, tucked behind the shops. How many dozens of people could be missed by a roving security guard?
#222 - pyromania (12/16/2013) [-]
A few things:
B) the Absolute longest would be until you have the first security guard, janitor, or employee enter that bathroom.
C)If you figure under perfect circumstances, one person every 30 seconds and it take an hour to be found out that’s 120 people. Alternatively figure the AR-15 has a fire rate of 800 rounds a minute. If it takes an average of 5 rounds to kill somebody then within a minute you’ve killed 160 people. Rounding that up because we are assuming ideal conditions and you have 9600 people killed in an hour (160*60).
#232 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
A) it is illegal to install a camera inside a bathroom
B) Are they less susceptible to being bashed in the head with a club?
C)Your logic is flawed based on the fact that no gun can stand up to being fired at that rate for more than 30 seconds or so. (the barrel would literally melt off) Also, magazine changes, also moving targets, also everyone is trying to escape, also I dare you to cram more than 200 people inside an average movie theater.
#246 - thelastamerican (12/16/2013) [-]
Even in the best of circumstances an AR would only fire at 800 rounds/min for under a minute. Take into account jamming, (witch is unavoidable regardless of what the gun companies say) and reloading, and the fact that most public buildings have a good number of fire escapes, I still think maniac in the bathroom is potentially more deadly than maniac in the open.
I would still be more worried about an intelligent psychopath than a mildly stupid one. I feel that the weapon of choice of an intelligent mass murderer would be a blade and time, or something like a bomb. I'm just enjoying this post to it's fullest today. I'm amazed at how many people are looking at both of these guns and assuming that one is fully automatic, and the other is bolt action based on what kind of furniture it has.
|#11 - porcupine I'd wager, [+] (2 new replies)||12/13/2013 on Never trust a dark hole||+2|
|#11 - you might watch it for days if it didn't release like one epis…||12/13/2013 on Zone-tan is always watching||+1|
|#29 - Raven stayed pretty normal too, I think she got fired from Dis… [+] (3 new replies)||12/13/2013 on Good for her||+8|
|#54 - they stated characters created in this way will be made to pla… [+] (1 new reply)||12/12/2013 on True dat||0|
|#41 - you think pandaria was bad, with warlords they are giving ever… [+] (5 new replies)||12/12/2013 on True dat||0|
#144 - killthebilly (12/13/2013) [-]
i don't really mind it. Sure it will give lots of new players a jump up without learning how to play, but they still have 90-100 to learn that.
I was nr. 18 DK and 27 Hunter on my server a few days after 5.4 hit, so really, if that happens again, i'll be able to carry through dungeons and heroics.
I know that i'll use the lvl 90-boost as many others, to see the story from both factions, instead of one.
Or people who've been out for years and therefore their chars are 85 or below. This will give them a nice quick boost to play alongside the rest of us.
|#12 - they are all over ******* texas, we call them sti… [+] (1 new reply)||12/03/2013 on Maximum nope||0|
|#10 - its not any harder, it depends on what people have played firs… [+] (1 new reply)||12/03/2013 on Wut/10||0|
|#1760 - Retarded Thong Detective||12/02/2013 on Mine's Maximum Thong Assault||0|
|#93 - things ARE cheaper.... but the stupid mindless masses shop in …||12/01/2013 on Black Friday||+1|
|#41 - Comment deleted||11/22/2013 on Aeris' Death||0|
|#20 - It would be better if it wasn't a shameless advertisement for … [+] (22 new replies)||11/20/2013 on Poke'mans||+2|
#29 - knightr (11/20/2013) [-]
Besides that, the animation was pretty good, better than Ash's "adventures" for sure thought.
I hate most of the mega evo's, most of them are unnecessary, while most of them just make them bulkier when holding an item is better, while some like mawile and kangashkan have mega forms that are completely broken...
#34 - knightr (11/20/2013) [-]
mawile had a good movepool but it had horrible stats and a bad typing because most good steel type are dualtypes that support their weaknesses but mega mawile is fairy too plus it got an increased attack plus huge power which gives it more attack than even attack-form deoxys which is insane and broken.
as for kangaskhan, parental bond is just annoying, attacking twice with the same fake out and power up punch then sucker punch is all it does and it's very effective.
I worry much for aggron or charizard(x or y) forms since they at least have plausible counters.
tl;dr, mawile and khangaskhan got the biggest improvements with their mega forms and are the main mega threats. Sure mega lucario, mewtwo, etc are strong too but they were strong before they went mega and are practically the same without it..
#140 - knightr (11/21/2013) [-]
yes, a decent flamethrower or earthquake can 1-hit-ko it but pretty much everything in the game has a weakness. But mawile has too many resistances and has sucker punch, iron head, play rough...
while deoxys attack form sacrifices it's defense for it's high attack can even be ko'd by neutral damage..
#155 - knightr (11/23/2013) [-]
deoxys-a is a glass canon sweeper, it can hit hard but cant take one. Most deaxys get focus sash's so they wont e 1hitko'd
mega mawile's has priority attack, immunity, resistances.
If an opponent wants to hide behind protect/speed boost it can swordance or subtitute for that turn because protect blaziken is an obvious prediction..
#37 - yusay (11/20/2013) [-]
Don't forget Mega Speed boost Blaziken. If they ever release a mega evo for Swampert it should counter that in SOME way.
Charizard (Y) and Aggron mega can apparently wreck people with the right teams, but I'm currently raising an Aron and haven't started raising a good Charmander.
#40 - knightr (11/20/2013) [-]
almost any mega is good if you build the right team/support for it. i had a charizard y (before i gave it away) and it was pretty good and it was fast enough to sweep team while mega aggron can be a good defense wall or with rock polish, a legit sweeper that can crush teams.
blaziken already had speed boost before it went mega because of dream world from black&white.most people dont want to waste their mega slot just to make blaziken a little stronger.
I just want the pokebank to open since I really want a sceptile on my team
#43 - knightr (11/20/2013) [-]
i dont have the games anymore either but once the bank opens people will be ditto breeding them like crazy and they'll eventually circulate on gts and will be easy to find.
90% of the people on gts make ripoff trade deal that are impossible sometimes since they want hacked pokemon and other pokes that arent even in the game, so I usually just give somethings that's decently rare and I get what I want in less than a few minutes. I also have a few useless shinies so once it open I'll give them away.
#48 - knightr (11/20/2013) [-]
wow, that's odd. maybe if they knew it was a protean froak someone would've took it since axew are very common.
sometimes I dont feel like searching in the grass for a rare, or dont have the friend safari area so that's the only reason I even use gts. If there's something I want I just catch something decently rare/exclusive in the friend safari and I get what want quickly
what I find the most annoying about gts are the people that keep asking for scizor, the legendary birds/other lengendaries, things that arent in the game, things that are level 90 and up and underleevl/overlevel things like a leevl 10 greninja(which is impossible) and level 90 chespin(who has a level 90 starter?)
#50 - knightr (11/20/2013) [-]
i got tired of wonder trading since there's nothing i want, i have all my team options already.
besides, most people on wonder trades always give away useless things like bunnelbys and expect something good in return like the lottery. Since I breed and hatch alot of rare poks with egg moves I give away the ones with bad iv's and natures and all i ever got back were a few common poke's
#54 - knightr (11/20/2013) [-]
yeah, I found the pokemile place in lumoise city to get a few are candies and still have tons of points left. are there any otehr uses for the miles?
what do you think of the battle spot 3-on-3?
I think it kinda sucks it's more like ubers 3on3 which is a glorified rock paper sciisors of who can pick the right things... and I hate it when it takes the other person more than a minute to pick their team
|#65 - Or you know, the spineless ****** could have said… [+] (1 new reply)||11/15/2013 on first time||+2|
#67 - heartlessrobot (11/15/2013) [-]
That's not really the bad part, when she told everyone it had happened was pretty bad, but the worse part is that people actually made fun of him for it. And the dickbag dad being a douche. It's a lot better when people think you're a fucking psychopath and are too scared to make fun of you.
|#961 - R.A Salvadore and his unforgotten realms books.... seems like …||11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a...||0|
|#44 - Ks = Kill secured||11/11/2013 on Lol||+2|
|#698 - Well.... uh..... Naruto Fullburst and path of exile.... I don'…||11/04/2013 on description||0|
|#45 - You should literally look at my last comment before that one I… [+] (1 new reply)||11/03/2013 on exclusive||0|
|#34 - path of exile is coming to ps3 and ps4 [+] (3 new replies)||11/02/2013 on exclusive||0|
|#33 - But.. Titanfall is confirmed for pc so who cares?||11/02/2013 on exclusive||0|
|#278 - Well, im not really that fond of bacon... But being immortal w…||10/30/2013 on Nope||0|
|#87 - little witch acadamia o: [+] (1 new reply)||10/18/2013 on Phanact||0|
|#54 - Not to mention I doubt the half of society that isn't a intern… [+] (1 new reply)||10/10/2013 on Meh Win/Win||+1|