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#749 - N. Korean citizen (04/13/2013) [-]
organic food is fucking expensive here though. Let's admit that american immediate consumer surroundings is much more fatter than in spain (and i assume other countries. Hell, spain is meditarrenean, it's oil food, but you still don't get the huge mass of fat junk food always under your nose in america)

it's not black and white.
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grease and oil are too different things. fast food is grease plain and simple.
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#1 - SarahW (09/11/2011) [-]
I see you like The Beatles...
I see you like The Beatles...
#2 to #1 - bluematterman (09/11/2011) [-]
I'm sorry if you misinterpreted my position on the subject. I don't like the Beatles. I LOVE the Beatles! So, yeah.
#3 to #2 - SarahW (09/11/2011) [-]
I'm so sorry that I underestimated your love. Most "fans" I meet only know some of their songs, yet they wear T-shirts professing their love for the boys. I should have known better.
I'm so sorry that I underestimated your love. Most "fans" I meet only know some of their songs, yet they wear T-shirts professing their love for the boys. I should have known better.
#4 to #3 - bluematterman (09/11/2011) [-]
Oh, I've seen enough of those. No, my love in genuine. And how about you? Your selection of Gifs certainly says something.
#5 to #4 - SarahW (09/11/2011) [-]
I don't think "love" is an adequate adjective... (now I sound weird...)  
  
<-- This is one of my favourites.
I don't think "love" is an adequate adjective... (now I sound weird...)

<-- This is one of my favourites.
#6 to #5 - bluematterman (09/11/2011) [-]
There's no need to worry about sounding weird when you sounding to me.
And are you from Britain, or was that a typo?
#7 to #6 - SarahW (09/11/2011) [-]
I'm glad you don't think I'm weird haha :P  
  
It wasn't a typo, but I'm Canadian, not British.
I'm glad you don't think I'm weird haha :P

It wasn't a typo, but I'm Canadian, not British.
#8 to #7 - bluematterman (09/11/2011) [-]
Oh. haha. That's close enough in my book of far fetched assumptions. I meant no offense.
#9 to #8 - SarahW (09/11/2011) [-]
Haha I guess that's fair :P
Where are you from? :) I'm guessing the States.
#10 to #9 - bluematterman (09/11/2011) [-]
Yeah. Which somehow I feel pails in comparison. If only because I prefer the way you just spelled "favorite"... and the metric system.
User avatar #11 to #10 - SarahW (09/11/2011) [-]
The States is great! All of your stuff costs less! And your cities are so huge!! :O
Also, the way we spell colour, honour, humour, centre, and theatre :P (those were the only ones I could think of off the top of my head haha)
The metric system is less confusing (at least I think so) but I can only really understand height and weight in the imperial system (that's what happens when you're raised in a boarder town :P )
#12 to #11 - bluematterman (09/11/2011) [-]
Imperial system? Is that what it's called. Where I come from, we just call it the American way. lol And while a lot of our cities may be large, I live in a village. Which really just means that there aren't enough people in it to qualify as a town. But yeah, cheap stuff is cool.
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