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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
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#98 - I laughed at this so much harder than I can reasonably explain.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2015 on Wonka +2
User avatar #99 - yourbutthurt (05/09/2015) [-]
I'm just happy I finally fucking got to use this picture
#17 - If he had six transplants, then he had seven hearts in his body.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Only a few more bosses 0
User avatar #65 - odstnsg (05/01/2015) [-]
the seventh is still inside the body
so saying "he had 6" is very correct
#28 - auryn (04/30/2015) [-]
In the medical sense 'transplant' means the procedure of removing an organ from the body of one person and put into the body of another person.
Both the donor and the recipient are part of the transplant.

Having a transplant doesn't neccesarily mean removal.
#30 - anonymous (04/30/2015) [-]
Six heart transplants means he has received 6 hearts. 6 hearts + his own original one equals 7 hearts.

You're a fucking idiot. "having a transplant doesn't necessarily mean removal", yeah it does. They remove or need to remove an organ and you will have an organ or part of one transplanted to you. But even more so in the case of a heart transplant.
#101 - auryn (05/01/2015) [-]
Let me rephrase what I meant:

Transplant does not only mean removal, it also means implant.

I don't know how you were able to misinterpret this, given the obvious context.
#60 - Yes, I'm color blind and those all look the same. 04/14/2015 on rarest pepe 0
#167 - Number 5: Everything ***** on you if you get the Drake … 02/26/2015 on Dark Souls Tips 0
#484 - To be fair, genetics did give her huge tits, a smaller nose, a… 02/24/2015 on Genetics +5
#1099 - I'm trying hard to find a life philosophy. I'm in my second se… 02/09/2015 on Talk to Admin 0
#128 - I am so goddamn tired of living in a world that restricts how … 02/09/2015 on Melodramatic +4
#48 - My boss once drove out to pick up a brand that we didn't carry… 02/09/2015 on lemonade? 0
#63 - What the **** does that even mean? Steven Hawking voice…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Futurama facts +2
#93 - rollfourexplain (02/07/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 3,924**

I think that is exactly what it means... but it's possible his voice-thingy was plugged directly into the computer.
#88 - powertrooper (02/07/2015) [-]
Now that you mention it...
#56 - I guess the guy who cut it down would say it's histree. 02/05/2015 on Old tree +3
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#1 - SarahW (09/11/2011) [-]
I see you like The Beatles...
I see you like The Beatles...
#2 to #1 - bluematterman (09/11/2011) [-]
I'm sorry if you misinterpreted my position on the subject. I don't like the Beatles. I LOVE the Beatles! So, yeah.
#3 to #2 - SarahW (09/11/2011) [-]
I'm so sorry that I underestimated your love. Most "fans" I meet only know some of their songs, yet they wear T-shirts professing their love for the boys. I should have known better.
I'm so sorry that I underestimated your love. Most "fans" I meet only know some of their songs, yet they wear T-shirts professing their love for the boys. I should have known better.
#4 to #3 - bluematterman (09/11/2011) [-]
Oh, I've seen enough of those. No, my love in genuine. And how about you? Your selection of Gifs certainly says something.
#5 to #4 - SarahW (09/11/2011) [-]
I don't think "love" is an adequate adjective... (now I sound weird...)  
  
<-- This is one of my favourites.
I don't think "love" is an adequate adjective... (now I sound weird...)

<-- This is one of my favourites.
#6 to #5 - bluematterman (09/11/2011) [-]
There's no need to worry about sounding weird when you sounding to me.
And are you from Britain, or was that a typo?
#7 to #6 - SarahW (09/11/2011) [-]
I'm glad you don't think I'm weird haha :P  
  
It wasn't a typo, but I'm Canadian, not British.
I'm glad you don't think I'm weird haha :P

It wasn't a typo, but I'm Canadian, not British.
#8 to #7 - bluematterman (09/11/2011) [-]
Oh. haha. That's close enough in my book of far fetched assumptions. I meant no offense.
#9 to #8 - SarahW (09/11/2011) [-]
Haha I guess that's fair :P
Where are you from? :) I'm guessing the States.
#10 to #9 - bluematterman (09/11/2011) [-]
Yeah. Which somehow I feel pails in comparison. If only because I prefer the way you just spelled "favorite"... and the metric system.
User avatar #11 to #10 - SarahW (09/11/2011) [-]
The States is great! All of your stuff costs less! And your cities are so huge!! :O
Also, the way we spell colour, honour, humour, centre, and theatre :P (those were the only ones I could think of off the top of my head haha)
The metric system is less confusing (at least I think so) but I can only really understand height and weight in the imperial system (that's what happens when you're raised in a boarder town :P )
#12 to #11 - bluematterman (09/11/2011) [-]
Imperial system? Is that what it's called. Where I come from, we just call it the American way. lol And while a lot of our cities may be large, I live in a village. Which really just means that there aren't enough people in it to qualify as a town. But yeah, cheap stuff is cool.
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