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#119845 - I'll just do that bro, thank you for everything I really appre…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#119849 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
No problem bro, I was/am in your situation and I really could have used this advice.

Hopefully all goes well good luck! Thanks for thumbs!
#119841 - I kept having a feeling like she does and it's seriously getti…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#119844 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh man, I'm not really sure what to tell you anymore. Just make sure you keep your cool throughout the whole situation. I mean you can get frustrated or anxious or whatever but don't take it out on her. If things get to hectic all you can do is talk about about it and hopefully she's not the argumentative type
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#119845 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I'll just do that bro, thank you for everything I really appreciate it.

I'll update this post about what happened today if I do end up seeing her.

But right now take my thumbs bro!
User avatar
#119849 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
No problem bro, I was/am in your situation and I really could have used this advice.

Hopefully all goes well good luck! Thanks for thumbs!
#119840 - There's so many people flirting with her it's unreal but I nev… 03/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#119834 - I've asked her if she wanted to come out or something she said…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#119839 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
Yes, definitely go. The tricky part here is that girls, for the most part are confusing as hell. You know her and I'd hope rather well. I see two possible thought processes by her.
1) She's over it in which case everything is good and you can relax and just enjoy your time with her.
Or 2) She wants you to apologise or do something to make up for it and wants you to figure it out yourself. If so, still relax and have a good time with her but try and pick up on subtle clues that she wants something and apologise and just talk about it. Talking always helps.
Also, if everything goes well tonight but you're still bothered by it that's something you'll have to talk about as well. Don't let it eat away at you
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#119841 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I kept having a feeling like she does and it's seriously getting to me she might be throwing hints but I'm really not picking them up... She love's breaking bad and recently got me to watch first 5 episodes with her so I've just texted her that I wanna watch some more she told me to do it to which I replied I want to watch it with you though but that was like 10 minutes.
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#119844 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh man, I'm not really sure what to tell you anymore. Just make sure you keep your cool throughout the whole situation. I mean you can get frustrated or anxious or whatever but don't take it out on her. If things get to hectic all you can do is talk about about it and hopefully she's not the argumentative type
User avatar
#119845 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I'll just do that bro, thank you for everything I really appreciate it.

I'll update this post about what happened today if I do end up seeing her.

But right now take my thumbs bro!
User avatar
#119849 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
No problem bro, I was/am in your situation and I really could have used this advice.

Hopefully all goes well good luck! Thanks for thumbs!
#119832 - The thing is I don't think she will screw up because she isn't…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#119835 - gmanofwonder (03/04/2014) [-]
Every person does. She may not make a huge of a mistake soon, but until then just be very nice, and yourself.



People make mistakes. Maybe she'll flirt with someone to make you jealous. Just forgive her. You don't even need to say you do, just be accepting and that will be enough.
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#119840 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
There's so many people flirting with her it's unreal but I never get pissed off about it because she used to tell me how annoyed she'd get if her boyfriend would get controlive and tell her to stop talking to other boys and most of her ex's did that.
#119828 - I really needed what you just said right here man, I don't to …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#119831 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
You've already done what's important, you apologised and said you won't do it again. I don't know why you lied but that really isn't that important. She's hurt that you lied at all. It's really up to her to believe you or not.
When I was in that situation I promised not to lie again and I haven't but I always feel like she won't fully trust me again. What I do is always give her the opportunity to trust me and never fail at that. She'll appreciate that much more than she'll hate the one time.
But uh also don't do anything extravagant because you messed up. Otherwise you'll feel like you'll always have to and have to do something better than the last time.
It's the little things that count, give her one more heart felt apology if you feel that's necessary then drop it if she allows. Then just be there for her and take care of her and do the little things she likes to remind her why she's with you.
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#119834 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I've asked her if she wanted to come out or something she said yeah but now she dropped the subject, should I just ask her what time I should come down?
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#119839 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
Yes, definitely go. The tricky part here is that girls, for the most part are confusing as hell. You know her and I'd hope rather well. I see two possible thought processes by her.
1) She's over it in which case everything is good and you can relax and just enjoy your time with her.
Or 2) She wants you to apologise or do something to make up for it and wants you to figure it out yourself. If so, still relax and have a good time with her but try and pick up on subtle clues that she wants something and apologise and just talk about it. Talking always helps.
Also, if everything goes well tonight but you're still bothered by it that's something you'll have to talk about as well. Don't let it eat away at you
User avatar
#119841 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I kept having a feeling like she does and it's seriously getting to me she might be throwing hints but I'm really not picking them up... She love's breaking bad and recently got me to watch first 5 episodes with her so I've just texted her that I wanna watch some more she told me to do it to which I replied I want to watch it with you though but that was like 10 minutes.
User avatar
#119844 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh man, I'm not really sure what to tell you anymore. Just make sure you keep your cool throughout the whole situation. I mean you can get frustrated or anxious or whatever but don't take it out on her. If things get to hectic all you can do is talk about about it and hopefully she's not the argumentative type
User avatar
#119845 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I'll just do that bro, thank you for everything I really appreciate it.

I'll update this post about what happened today if I do end up seeing her.

But right now take my thumbs bro!
User avatar
#119849 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
No problem bro, I was/am in your situation and I really could have used this advice.

Hopefully all goes well good luck! Thanks for thumbs!
#119822 - I need to make up for the lying though other wise no sexing for me 03/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#119818 - No cant do she don't like that ****  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#119821 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
because she hasnt had it yet? trust me brah, all baybez love a finger, right, in, the, ass
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#119884 - thejusticar (03/04/2014) [-]
this motha fucka knows whats up
#119817 - What would you do in my situation dude?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#119820 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
Isn't it obvious Paul? Put it in her ass maaaaaan yehaaaah!
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#119822 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I need to make up for the lying though other wise no sexing for me
#119809 - She said he told her how he found out that the third person ha…  [+] (21 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#119830 - gmanofwonder (03/04/2014) [-]
Simple, just next time she screws up big time (which ever relo does), be unwittingly kind and forgiving of it. Even if it's something terrible.


IF she feels really bad about it, just give her a hug and say it'll be okay. Simple as that.
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#119832 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
The thing is I don't think she will screw up because she isn't the type of person to do that, she is perfect... and I need to think of something otherwise there wont be us anymore.
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#119835 - gmanofwonder (03/04/2014) [-]
Every person does. She may not make a huge of a mistake soon, but until then just be very nice, and yourself.



People make mistakes. Maybe she'll flirt with someone to make you jealous. Just forgive her. You don't even need to say you do, just be accepting and that will be enough.
User avatar
#119840 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
There's so many people flirting with her it's unreal but I never get pissed off about it because she used to tell me how annoyed she'd get if her boyfriend would get controlive and tell her to stop talking to other boys and most of her ex's did that.
User avatar
#119825 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
Hell of a story there. So I'm just confused as to what you want advice on. Do you want advice on how to make it up to her or about your "friends" or perhaps both.
Using my experience if you and this girl really get along don't let other people get in the way of that even if it doesn't work out in the long run. You'll always cherish the good moments you had rather than hating the moments that could have been.
If you know what this girl likes simple things could make her happy and show you care; get her her favourite snack/food, plan to watch her favourite show with her, take her out, etc.
As for you friends, well it's apparent that trust didn't run deep. What he asked of you while wrong was understandable. I don't blame how he feels but how he reacted was far too immature. You need more supportive trusting people in your life and this girl may be just that.
So really you did all the right things here and it could be stressful but everything will be fine.
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#119828 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I really needed what you just said right here man, I don't to hurt her but neither did I want her to fall out with any one and when it all went down I've felt like they will take it out on her which I'm glad I was wrong about.

One this that I want to ask you is how do I make up for lying to her in the first place?
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#119831 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
You've already done what's important, you apologised and said you won't do it again. I don't know why you lied but that really isn't that important. She's hurt that you lied at all. It's really up to her to believe you or not.
When I was in that situation I promised not to lie again and I haven't but I always feel like she won't fully trust me again. What I do is always give her the opportunity to trust me and never fail at that. She'll appreciate that much more than she'll hate the one time.
But uh also don't do anything extravagant because you messed up. Otherwise you'll feel like you'll always have to and have to do something better than the last time.
It's the little things that count, give her one more heart felt apology if you feel that's necessary then drop it if she allows. Then just be there for her and take care of her and do the little things she likes to remind her why she's with you.
User avatar
#119834 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I've asked her if she wanted to come out or something she said yeah but now she dropped the subject, should I just ask her what time I should come down?
User avatar
#119839 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
Yes, definitely go. The tricky part here is that girls, for the most part are confusing as hell. You know her and I'd hope rather well. I see two possible thought processes by her.
1) She's over it in which case everything is good and you can relax and just enjoy your time with her.
Or 2) She wants you to apologise or do something to make up for it and wants you to figure it out yourself. If so, still relax and have a good time with her but try and pick up on subtle clues that she wants something and apologise and just talk about it. Talking always helps.
Also, if everything goes well tonight but you're still bothered by it that's something you'll have to talk about as well. Don't let it eat away at you
User avatar
#119841 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I kept having a feeling like she does and it's seriously getting to me she might be throwing hints but I'm really not picking them up... She love's breaking bad and recently got me to watch first 5 episodes with her so I've just texted her that I wanna watch some more she told me to do it to which I replied I want to watch it with you though but that was like 10 minutes.
User avatar
#119844 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh man, I'm not really sure what to tell you anymore. Just make sure you keep your cool throughout the whole situation. I mean you can get frustrated or anxious or whatever but don't take it out on her. If things get to hectic all you can do is talk about about it and hopefully she's not the argumentative type
User avatar
#119845 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I'll just do that bro, thank you for everything I really appreciate it.

I'll update this post about what happened today if I do end up seeing her.

But right now take my thumbs bro!
User avatar
#119849 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
No problem bro, I was/am in your situation and I really could have used this advice.

Hopefully all goes well good luck! Thanks for thumbs!
#119816 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
hey screw off paul! you aren't good enough for samantha! or her ass! yeeeeeah!
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#119817 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
What would you do in my situation dude?
#119820 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
Isn't it obvious Paul? Put it in her ass maaaaaan yehaaaah!
User avatar
#119822 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I need to make up for the lying though other wise no sexing for me
#119815 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
sounds like a gayass boring story man


slip a finger in her ass yeeeeah!
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#119818 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
No cant do she don't like that shit
#119821 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
because she hasnt had it yet? trust me brah, all baybez love a finger, right, in, the, ass
User avatar
#119884 - thejusticar (03/04/2014) [-]
this motha fucka knows whats up
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