I dont have a ruler haha.

nigga put it next a soda can or two

but why niggah?

you know, science

niggah. just wait until i get out there

oh yeh huh

Yeah. Sorry man :/

you better make up for it

Okay I guess that's what da ddy turns into.

*dfat

Whip that dfat out.

lolwut

Da ddy turns into dfat apparently o.o

i have no idea what you're even saying

... nevermind

lol alright

Thank you :3

when you comin out here, again?

Feburary 23rd :]

i'll be sure to be prepped by that time, then

What do you mean?

oh you know...shaved.

I like shaved...

shaved where? ask and you shall receive

surprise me :3

duohokay

all the time ;]

that 5" handle from my hairbrush is magic. i didn't even last 10 seconds

Could you imagine me in there?

i have, and holy fuck i dont even know

Dude haha. That would be pretty deep ;D

fuck that would hurt. which reminds me, i must practice. shit i need like, a banana er something...

why practice?

Go ahead

remember a while before we started going out kinda, and you sent me that text while i was playing black ops that said "i have the biggest crush on a guy, and i would do anything for him". and then i later found out it was me. it was the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me. did you mean it? c:

Of course I remember it. And I did mean it :D

thank you, that does mean alot to me

You are very welcome C:

See I thought you were gonna cut it off

honestly, i don't know on that. i think i need surgery for that part, but if its an option during the hormone procedure, i want it cut off

But I like your dick :/

you do?! :D well idk man, i haven't FULLY come to terms with it, i've been fumbling pros and cons in my my mind for a while now. idk if i will

cant go back niggah

yea, idk if i will...i was kinda tired when i made the decision. but idk, what do you want?

idk dude...

or better yet, just post a pic of the hottest guy you know or want to know lol

bleh, i'll just stay a dude. women got menopause n shit. btw, what kind of guys do you like? sissy boys or strong guys, er like, just normal guys?

I love it when I can tell when a guy is gay. that is just.... uuuuuunngh.. just fuck me already.

like, total flamers? :O

hehe yes ;3

lol waaaaaaaaaat. what about foreplay? i can't fuckin stand it. i like to get straight to fucking. and rough fucking, at that. dunno why i cant stand it

no foreplay? Maaaaaan. You missin out.

eugh, too touchy-feely and passionate.

tell me what?

i want to go through HRT. like the pic: http://i.imgur.com/zDmuX.jpg

I'm so lost.

what they basically do is inject me with the opposite hormones, and within about over a year, your gender is changed. i think you have to take hormone pellets too. im talking to a doctor about it tomorrow.

Well hello sir :D

How are you friend?

I'm enjoying my day off. What about you?

Sitting around doing random shit.

Sounds like fun (:

Yup.

Sooooo :3
I like gore...

Lolwut. Why? And why didn't you send a request?

oh, its a roleplay / fake account, so no friends. plus, grow that beard again without the mustache and it would look fuckin HOT

Its already grown out without the moustache ;3

pics, now.

kind of grown out.

you should let your hair grow!

Whhhyyyyy?

cus i like long hair.

I know. But even on me? :o

ah, fuckin finally found the other one.

Holy shit, dude. You look way different.

good or bad way?

You're fucking hot dude.

aww, thanks!

yesh :3

uh, hyea. here, i'll dump 1 pic i took today. i'll dump anther later

Noo. its still there :P

wtf, i can't find it, link me, yo

www.facebook.com/cody.j.osborn?ref=tn_tnmn

Niggah, I work two jobs. I worked both of them yesterday. No free time.

fuck dude, TWO? i'd be lucky enough to have one. all these bastards with college degrees working behind a grill is not a good sign.

It was SO easy to find them,. Try niggah.

you live in state full of niggers that wont work. of course it was easy to find a job

LOLOLOL come live here

but i hate niggers

wut

It has been.
I am actually doing great. I just got a second job that I start today. Really busy.
How are you man?

glad to hear
me? quite dandy i think, thanks for asking

so, what are you up to lately?

No problemo.
I have been working alot haha. Other than that, playing wii.
I guess you have been on FJ alot, unlike myself?

not really, i'm here to check some users only
rarely postan and comment

You doin it now niggah?

well, nothing better to do :|

Niggah, buy a game console

but, i haz pc

console doe.

I MISS YOU TOO MAN D:
I'm trying :/

I like new friends.. :3

YAY!

:D

Since we are friends now.......

LIKE THIS?!

yeah!

Dude you dont bite the fuckin hand that feeds. Take it easy with Pinkie.

hes a faggot, theres a reason he's known for worst pinkie pie on the internet

You are gonna get another account banned .____.

bleh, i spend most my time on 4chan anyway. i only come here to talk to friends really

fuck /b/

lol, you dont like 4chan? its so much better than FJ. porn, gore, hilarious threads. FJ is filled with cancer

/b/ is such a waste of time. And bro, morbid channel? Nsfw? Image boards? /b/ is filled with a plague of cancer.

The rhythm, the beat. Dahvie and Jayy's voice is amazing. I haven't listened to Underoath much :P

Listen to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrG3nXvFeJ8

But their voices are terrible in the songs I've listened to.

Give me a song that has really good vocals.

Damn dude. That's fucking amazing.
New band to add to the iPod :3
My favourite BotDF song is Success is the Best Revenge

I'm sorry dude, but that sounds like shit to me.

Ah well, your opinion, mate :]

**zameckis rolls 48**

forgot to roll

**blueclone rolls 45**

Fail haha. I shall save thee