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#17 - thats what i was thinking until i got to the last few liens 06/26/2013 on Request in Descr 0
#36 - hey some people don't realize this  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Skateboards +1
User avatar #37 - GGNHellfire (06/26/2013) [-]
true
#34 - there is a way. you use a grinder  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Skateboards 0
User avatar #35 - GGNHellfire (06/26/2013) [-]
i was being sarcastic retard
#36 - bluebolt (06/26/2013) [-]
hey some people don't realize this
User avatar #37 - GGNHellfire (06/26/2013) [-]
true
#25 - THAT LOOKS LIKE MY TRUCK!!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Tumblr... 0
User avatar #27 - urfunnyman (05/13/2013) [-]
because it is

look out the window
#27 - actually there belt change with most styles for example im my … 05/09/2013 on Holy crap wowow 0
#10 - my last girlfriend broke up with me over a text by telling me …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on Let it go... 0
User avatar #11 - abakedpotato (04/15/2013) [-]
i know that feel bro....... too well
#11 - that may be true. and it is real martial arts. you must know c…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/22/2013 on K.O. -1
User avatar #14 - mhden (03/22/2013) [-]
I have done some martial arts . Ninjutsu (thats what he called it al least lol .. more of a mix martial arts type , with different styles , from swords to hand to hand , to meditation , and learning of the body .. last one was the most kick ass .. after the first 5 lessons i was like "i didnt know my body could bend that way " , and to think that we were able to do all that when we were small but forgot how to when we grew up) and a litle Kick boxing , what i have notices .. most "MASTERS" dont teach proper self controll and people are getting injured for no reason and give up because of it .
User avatar #15 - joseburritogu (03/22/2013) [-]
The 2 in the GIF appear to be black belts.

No doubt a black belt knows self control.
User avatar #17 - mhden (03/22/2013) [-]
You will be suprised as to how many people without self controll make it to black belts .
Also we dont know what martial arts this is . Just because they wear black and white
doesnt mean they are KARATE .
And some martial arts dont even HAVE belts . In my case the Ninjutsu i did only had 3 belts .
White (until you have learned how to fall properly ) , Green(some times you never even get white ) and Black (if you can teach) .
User avatar #18 - joseburritogu (03/22/2013) [-]
I was mistaken, apologies.

At the very least though, the guy who did the kick seemed to have self control.

The other guy however, didn't. The way he sorta tried to "fall" onto the other guy while he was flipping probably wasn't a good idea.
User avatar #32 - mhden (03/22/2013) [-]
This is just my opinion . The other guy was expecting the kick to land of his soulder and ended on his head . Upside down kicks dont have that much force behind them . Thought they still have your full weight on them . So be sure that guy just took like 70 kilos ++ on his head/neck . That can easily be lethal .
As for the way the other guys defended (yet failed) , by "falling" over the other guy .
We are talking about weight here , he did the correct thing . He fall "over" his spin kick .
Remember that guy is in the air , he may have a kick of 70++ kilos , but no suport .. the other guy is using gravity and his own weight . If the kick had hit the shoulder , the other guy would not have (PROBABLY, obviusly there is a chance to fail at even that... and this is a split second disition we are talking about) fall . He would have stoud ground , and the other guy would be down ... and he would have fall over him .. and there is your lock .

TLDR:
IMO the kick was realy slopy ,he was just lucky and the fall was horible .

INB4
GUY IS KILL!
#112 - devout feminist (03/23/2013) [-]
It isn't his weight that gives the kick force. His body's center of mass has only fallen a couple of inches, so the gravitational acceleration will be minor, next to nada. What does give the kick a hell of a lot of force is the rotational acceleration. Since his foot is the farthest thing from the center of rotation, or axis, it is moving the fastest. Know your physics.
User avatar #179 - mhden (03/23/2013) [-]
You should know your physics better .
A paper fan has no weigt and it spins like hell .. yet you can stop it easily .
If there is no weight in the spin , then there is no "force" .
Get your shit together Anon .
User avatar #39 - spacedock (03/23/2013) [-]
He falls on his shoulders, and by the looks of hit, hit the ground quite hard, had the person being kicked not fallen, he could have dropped with an elbow, or even a punch, using his weight, at least that's what I would have done in such a situation
But he seems to see the kick coming which is why he lowers himself into the kick, he could have easily defended, at least to a point where he wouldn't have been hit so badly, it makes me wonder how much training he's had in kick defence, or if it was simply a heat of the moment sort of thing
User avatar #47 - mhden (03/23/2013) [-]
By the way he defended he had probably got his shit together when defending kicks
and this was just bad luck on were the kick landed .

And lets makes this clear . No kick is "GOOD" unless you can use it outside of the ring .
Do that on cement or even worse somewere with small rocks .. and your shoulder will be FUCKED UP in the least ...
User avatar #133 - spacedock (03/23/2013) [-]
Yea, and you get someone who can take a hit, and isn't afraid to let their entire weight drop on top of you, and the kicker is fucked
#5 - it depends on which style they are using. the style i know it …  [+] (13 new replies) 03/22/2013 on K.O. -2
#40 - devout feminist (03/23/2013) [-]
kyokushin full contact
User avatar #10 - mhden (03/22/2013) [-]
What part of it "a kick to the neck can kill you" dont your judges understand ?
Its Disqualification only because it is so dangerous .

Unless your are not talking about "SPORTS" but real martial arts .
#11 - bluebolt (03/22/2013) [-]
that may be true. and it is real martial arts. you must know complete self control in order for anyone to spar
User avatar #14 - mhden (03/22/2013) [-]
I have done some martial arts . Ninjutsu (thats what he called it al least lol .. more of a mix martial arts type , with different styles , from swords to hand to hand , to meditation , and learning of the body .. last one was the most kick ass .. after the first 5 lessons i was like "i didnt know my body could bend that way " , and to think that we were able to do all that when we were small but forgot how to when we grew up) and a litle Kick boxing , what i have notices .. most "MASTERS" dont teach proper self controll and people are getting injured for no reason and give up because of it .
User avatar #15 - joseburritogu (03/22/2013) [-]
The 2 in the GIF appear to be black belts.

No doubt a black belt knows self control.
User avatar #17 - mhden (03/22/2013) [-]
You will be suprised as to how many people without self controll make it to black belts .
Also we dont know what martial arts this is . Just because they wear black and white
doesnt mean they are KARATE .
And some martial arts dont even HAVE belts . In my case the Ninjutsu i did only had 3 belts .
White (until you have learned how to fall properly ) , Green(some times you never even get white ) and Black (if you can teach) .
User avatar #18 - joseburritogu (03/22/2013) [-]
I was mistaken, apologies.

At the very least though, the guy who did the kick seemed to have self control.

The other guy however, didn't. The way he sorta tried to "fall" onto the other guy while he was flipping probably wasn't a good idea.
User avatar #32 - mhden (03/22/2013) [-]
This is just my opinion . The other guy was expecting the kick to land of his soulder and ended on his head . Upside down kicks dont have that much force behind them . Thought they still have your full weight on them . So be sure that guy just took like 70 kilos ++ on his head/neck . That can easily be lethal .
As for the way the other guys defended (yet failed) , by "falling" over the other guy .
We are talking about weight here , he did the correct thing . He fall "over" his spin kick .
Remember that guy is in the air , he may have a kick of 70++ kilos , but no suport .. the other guy is using gravity and his own weight . If the kick had hit the shoulder , the other guy would not have (PROBABLY, obviusly there is a chance to fail at even that... and this is a split second disition we are talking about) fall . He would have stoud ground , and the other guy would be down ... and he would have fall over him .. and there is your lock .

TLDR:
IMO the kick was realy slopy ,he was just lucky and the fall was horible .

INB4
GUY IS KILL!
#112 - devout feminist (03/23/2013) [-]
It isn't his weight that gives the kick force. His body's center of mass has only fallen a couple of inches, so the gravitational acceleration will be minor, next to nada. What does give the kick a hell of a lot of force is the rotational acceleration. Since his foot is the farthest thing from the center of rotation, or axis, it is moving the fastest. Know your physics.
User avatar #179 - mhden (03/23/2013) [-]
You should know your physics better .
A paper fan has no weigt and it spins like hell .. yet you can stop it easily .
If there is no weight in the spin , then there is no "force" .
Get your shit together Anon .
User avatar #39 - spacedock (03/23/2013) [-]
He falls on his shoulders, and by the looks of hit, hit the ground quite hard, had the person being kicked not fallen, he could have dropped with an elbow, or even a punch, using his weight, at least that's what I would have done in such a situation
But he seems to see the kick coming which is why he lowers himself into the kick, he could have easily defended, at least to a point where he wouldn't have been hit so badly, it makes me wonder how much training he's had in kick defence, or if it was simply a heat of the moment sort of thing
User avatar #47 - mhden (03/23/2013) [-]
By the way he defended he had probably got his shit together when defending kicks
and this was just bad luck on were the kick landed .

And lets makes this clear . No kick is "GOOD" unless you can use it outside of the ring .
Do that on cement or even worse somewere with small rocks .. and your shoulder will be FUCKED UP in the least ...
User avatar #133 - spacedock (03/23/2013) [-]
Yea, and you get someone who can take a hit, and isn't afraid to let their entire weight drop on top of you, and the kicker is fucked
#173 - haha well okay good night sleep tight. ill talk to ya later:P 02/19/2013 on fuzzlefeenix's profile 0
#171 - its a fake! hahaha and you are? well yippee thats good. that m…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2013 on fuzzlefeenix's profile 0
User avatar #172 - fuzzlefeenix (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm sure we would ^^ and it's not fake... british women were actually voted to be the ugliest... which sucks for me :P but it's nearly 4am so Im going to sleep now.. niiiight ^^ xx
#173 - bluebolt (02/19/2013) [-]
haha well okay good night sleep tight. ill talk to ya later:P

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User avatar #5 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #1 - hypercombofinish (03/13/2012) [-]
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You posted a comment on this content, may I know what it was?
#2 to #1 - bluebolt (03/13/2012) [-]
it was me asking how you got a dog in skyrim.
User avatar #3 to #2 - hypercombofinish (03/13/2012) [-]
Why was it deleted?
#4 to #3 - bluebolt (03/14/2012) [-]
im not sure
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