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    Very demotivational. Very demotivational.
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    The Truth The Truth

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#24 - I love these comics. 07/27/2014 on Insect repellent 0
#17 - The Earth is made of chemicals. You mean "carcin…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Insect repellent +7
#23 - grandlordchicken (07/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - bloxxer (07/27/2014) [-]
I love these comics.
#1131 - Nearly three years. 07/24/2014 on bloxxer's profile 0
#1820044 - Ohgod I always get a little bit scared when that happens.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1820060 - hunman (07/23/2014) [-]
2012.07.09. 10:30 de.

This means only 2 years

Makes sense, account turns 3 in 2 months
User avatar #1820046 - hunman (07/23/2014) [-]
Fine, I'll use the CMD, then

I feel too lazy to reboot
#1820015 - Thanks? 07/23/2014 on Friendly +1
#1820001 - I've had the same avatar for nearly three years. Whoa.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Friendly +3
User avatar #1820026 - hunman (07/23/2014) [-]
Kinda same, I think
User avatar #1820034 - hunman (07/23/2014) [-]
I COULD CHECK IF EXPLORER.EXE DIDN'T CRASH EVERY TIME I OPENED ANY FOLDERS
User avatar #1820044 - bloxxer (07/23/2014) [-]
Ohgod

I always get a little bit scared when that happens.
User avatar #1820060 - hunman (07/23/2014) [-]
2012.07.09. 10:30 de.

This means only 2 years

Makes sense, account turns 3 in 2 months
User avatar #1820046 - hunman (07/23/2014) [-]
Fine, I'll use the CMD, then

I feel too lazy to reboot
#1820020 - zeruaargi (07/23/2014) [-]
same
User avatar #1820013 - SumoWamm (07/23/2014) [-]
Congrats?
User avatar #1820015 - bloxxer (07/23/2014) [-]
Thanks?
#1820012 - therealdoctor (07/23/2014) [-]
Same here.
#22 - That is true. I've been seeing some performance impro… 07/22/2014 on earth rise 0
#20 - I had some pretty intense admin's minions . I didn't…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on earth rise 0
User avatar #21 - valyn (07/22/2014) [-]
but .24 gave us glorious 64 bit, so now we have the ram to go truly ham with admin's minions
User avatar #22 - bloxxer (07/22/2014) [-]
That is true.

I've been seeing some performance improvements too
#18 - I am. Wanna...talk about space and shit?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2014 on earth rise 0
User avatar #19 - valyn (07/22/2014) [-]
im working on getting all my visual admin's minions reinstalled. Did a clean install of the game for .24 to cut down on bugs
User avatar #20 - bloxxer (07/22/2014) [-]
I had some pretty intense admin's minions.

I didn't really realize how much they impacted performance until I removed them for 0.24
User avatar #21 - valyn (07/22/2014) [-]
but .24 gave us glorious 64 bit, so now we have the ram to go truly ham with admin's minions
User avatar #22 - bloxxer (07/22/2014) [-]
That is true.

I've been seeing some performance improvements too
#159 - You have Steam right? You could add me and I could he…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on If Planets Were Same... +1
User avatar #160 - thepandaking (07/15/2014) [-]
sure thing, I'm sure I'll have some questions, thanks.

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User avatar #1130 - majormayor (07/24/2014) [-]
You had that previous icon for a long time....
User avatar #1131 to #1130 - bloxxer ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Nearly three years.
User avatar #1119 to #1118 - bloxxer ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I want to know what you've been doing.
User avatar #1120 to #1119 - majormayor (07/12/2014) [-]
I just took a shower.
User avatar #1121 to #1120 - bloxxer ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
No I mean

Why were you finding those kinds of pictures.
User avatar #1122 to #1121 - majormayor (07/12/2014) [-]
It was on my Tumblr dashboard.
User avatar #1123 to #1122 - bloxxer ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Uh.

Thanks I guess.

There are two anonymous watching.
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - majormayor (07/12/2014) [-]
Did you make your profile public?
User avatar #1125 to #1124 - bloxxer ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I may have.

I think that was a requirement for the friendly board.
User avatar #1126 to #1125 - majormayor (07/12/2014) [-]
I wonder why.
User avatar #1127 to #1126 - bloxxer ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Who's the artist?
User avatar #1129 to #1128 - bloxxer ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Danke!
#1117 - plataeiou (07/11/2014) [-]
DRAGON PORN, ALWAYS RELEVANT!
DRAGON PORN, ALWAYS RELEVANT!
DRAGON PORN, ALWAYS RELEVANT!
User avatar #1106 - plataeiou (07/07/2014) [-]
LOVE ME
User avatar #1107 to #1106 - bloxxer ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
HHIIIIIIIIIIi
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - bloxxer ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Wassup
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - plataeiou (07/07/2014) [-]
MY PE- the sky c:
User avatar #1112 to #1111 - bloxxer ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Latest users says there's an anonymous guy here with us
User avatar #1113 to #1112 - plataeiou (07/07/2014) [-]
WE SEE YOU, CREEP!
User avatar #1115 to #1113 - bloxxer ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Closo, that guy!

It's the ghost of closo
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - bloxxer ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
I bet it's the ghost of what's his face

The thumb guy.
User avatar #1108 to #1107 - bloxxer ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Hi*
User avatar #1116 to #1108 - bloxxer ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
WHY ARE THERE THREE ANONYMOUS
User avatar #1105 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1088 - majormayor (03/23/2014) [-]
Remember me?
User avatar #1089 to #1088 - bloxxer ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
For the first time, no.

Who might you be?
User avatar #1090 to #1089 - majormayor (03/24/2014) [-]
mayor milkman
User avatar #1091 to #1090 - bloxxer ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Still doesn't ring a bell
User avatar #1092 to #1091 - majormayor (03/24/2014) [-]
We talked about Stick Ranger.
User avatar #1093 to #1092 - bloxxer ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
That does sound familiar.
User avatar #1094 to #1093 - majormayor (03/24/2014) [-]
I recognized you as that one person with the fetishes.
User avatar #1095 to #1094 - bloxxer ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Oh

Okay
User avatar #1096 to #1095 - majormayor (03/24/2014) [-]
How are you doing right now?
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - bloxxer ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Preeeeeeeety bored.

How are you?
User avatar #1098 to #1097 - majormayor (03/24/2014) [-]
I'm fine. I haven't been up to much today.
User avatar #1099 to #1098 - bloxxer ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
I see
User avatar #1100 to #1099 - majormayor (03/24/2014) [-]
Have you played Monster Box?
User avatar #1101 to #1100 - bloxxer ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Nope
User avatar #1102 to #1101 - majormayor (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh. Okay then. It's like Stick Ranger and it's also on Dan-Ball.
User avatar #1103 to #1102 - bloxxer ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Sounds neat.

I haven't been there in a while.
User avatar #1104 to #1103 - majormayor (03/26/2014) [-]
Well, okay then.
User avatar #1087 - theluppijackal (03/14/2014) [-]
Hey man how you doing?
Did you go to the doctors?
You feeling okay?
User avatar #1074 - revengeforfreeze (02/22/2014) [-]
hey

how are you feeling?
User avatar #1075 to #1074 - bloxxer ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
Pretty meh. How are you?
User avatar #1076 to #1075 - revengeforfreeze (02/22/2014) [-]
Dammn, why? "meh" as in .. negative, right?

I'm fine right now, hjust wait though.. >.<
A bit neruos, got homework to do until monday which is when my break from school ends..
User avatar #1077 to #1076 - bloxxer ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
Weekends here are so short. I feel like they're our little breaks except for the fact that they're...short.
User avatar #1078 to #1077 - revengeforfreeze (02/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know right?

Do you enjoy school? What kind of school, I assume it's something botanic?
User avatar #1079 to #1078 - bloxxer ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
I don't really enjoy school at all.
User avatar #1080 to #1079 - revengeforfreeze (02/22/2014) [-]
I know that feel.. What kind of a school do you go to? Is it good? Good people? Mean people? Trashy people (pardon my french)? What do you study?
User avatar #1081 to #1080 - bloxxer ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
Oh there's so many people.

Good people, bad people, horrible people.

Human filth.
User avatar #1082 to #1081 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
Damn.

How big about is your school?
User avatar #1083 to #1082 - bloxxer ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
Not that big really
User avatar #1085 to #1083 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
Oh, and I have to go to bed. Catch you tomorrow
User avatar #1086 to #1085 - bloxxer ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
See ya man
User avatar #1084 to #1083 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
I see.

Who are the 'human filth'?
User avatar #1073 to #1072 - revengeforfreeze (02/22/2014) [-]
damn how cute
User avatar #1071 - revengeforfreeze (01/22/2014) [-]
Wanna play non-mvm tf2, m8?
#1065 - hunman (01/12/2014) [-]
Did it count as tour finishing for you?
User avatar #1066 to #1065 - bloxxer ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
My ticket wasn't even used.

You need to login to view this link

I think that tells why.
#1067 to #1066 - hunman (01/12/2014) [-]
But it was a fun round, wasn't it?
User avatar #1068 to #1067 - bloxxer ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
It would be more fun if this didn't happen constantly.
User avatar #1069 to #1068 - hunman (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sorry
User avatar #1070 to #1069 - bloxxer ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
It's okey.

I kept dying.
#1062 - ichimarugin (01/08/2014) [-]
You're not dead?
User avatar #1063 to #1062 - bloxxer ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #1061 - itarimjustice (01/06/2014) [-]
could you please reply here:
www.funnyjunk.com/items/4667570#4667570

Thank you!
#1059 - fjponythread (01/01/2014) [-]
HEHEHEHE
IT'S FUCKING ALIVE
Also RTD is giving me an error for some reason
#1060 to #1059 - fjponythread (01/01/2014) [-]
Figured out what's the problem
It's a bug in Sourcemod dev build so basically no plugins load which is kinda sad because I installed some fun ones
Anyway, scout is missing his head
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - bloxxer ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's a screamer.

The one with the woman who's head snaps around, yes?
#1053 to #1052 - anonymous (12/29/2013) [-]
...

maybe
User avatar #1054 to #1053 - bloxxer ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Who is this?
#1055 to #1054 - anonymous (12/29/2013) [-]
Some anon
Some anon
User avatar #1056 to #1055 - bloxxer ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Alright, have fun scaring someone with that I guess.
#1057 to #1056 - anonymous (12/29/2013) [-]
Maybe at some point...

*sniffs*
mebbe
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - bloxxer ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
That's a TF2 reference.

You're obviously someone who just played TF2 with me.
#1049 - fjponythread (12/27/2013) [-]
I found only The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning ISO   
I couldn't find any more of the The Legend of Spyro ISOs
I found only The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning ISO
I couldn't find any more of the The Legend of Spyro ISOs
User avatar #1050 to #1049 - bloxxer ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
You can play the game.

Or watch it on youtube.
#1048 - anonymous (12/21/2013) [-]
CANNOT AVOID

THEARK
#1064 to #1048 - anonymous (01/10/2014) [-]
fggt

dafuq u even doing here talking about the ark what the fuck is the ark
User avatar #1034 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
MvM anytime soon again?

twas fon
User avatar #1035 to #1034 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Not sure, but I can do it today.

What map?
User avatar #1036 to #1035 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
coool

well, any map goes for me since I've barely even played it so I don't really know which maps are which..
User avatar #1037 to #1036 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Did you play Manhattan?
User avatar #1039 to #1038 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
The one with multiple bombs and capture points?
User avatar #1040 to #1039 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
dont think so no.

at least no mvm
User avatar #1041 to #1040 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Okay, give me a second then.

Get on steam too.
User avatar #1042 to #1041 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
Sorry man I was caught up in something
User avatar #1043 to #1042 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
it's kay
#987 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
Oh my god. You're alive.

You cannot imagine how happy this makes me.
User avatar #1018 to #987 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Dat plushie.
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
Lovely isn't it? All minky fabric.

So sooooft
User avatar #1020 to #1019 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
I love soft fabric.
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
As do I.

I'd love to chat further, but alas, it's almost midnight over here.

I'm just glad you're alive and well
User avatar #1022 to #1021 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Good night.
User avatar #1024 to #1022 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
Change of plan. I'm sticking around. Woo
User avatar #1025 to #1024 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
And why's that?
User avatar #1026 to #1025 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
Because my sister's up watching the One Direction stream [screaming internally] and I can't sleep while she's fangirling loudly.
User avatar #1027 to #1026 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Oh.

Have a steam?
User avatar #1028 to #1027 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
You should have me on your friends list if you don't have a new steam account.

We used to roleplay together.
User avatar #1030 to #1028 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Oh.

I have a new steam account.
User avatar #1044 to #1030 - rikka (11/29/2013) [-]
yeah same
User avatar #1045 to #1044 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
Oh I had you added?
User avatar #1032 to #1030 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
I believe you can find me by searching axeyblahblah

If that doesn't work, try axeblahblah or axey
User avatar #988 to #987 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Well howdy!
User avatar #989 to #988 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
I just don't know what to say.

Where were you all that time?
User avatar #991 to #989 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
I've been concerned with life pretty much.
User avatar #992 to #991 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
You know, I genuinely thought you were dead, and I only just recently got over not being able to talk to you.

You really should have just said something before you left...

But all that aside, what's been going on in this life thing you speak of. Is it fun?
#993 to #992 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
I met some friends.

Some, autotrophic friends.
User avatar #994 to #993 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
Ooh~ A cactus~

I used to have a few of those on my windowsill when I was but a wee lad.

Being a wee lad, I never gave them any water in the entire time I had them and they died after 2 years. Still bloody resilient things, and fascinating too. Is it just the one, or have you acquired a collection?
User avatar #996 to #995 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
Loving the Christmas Cactus. My gran used to keep those.

So what got you into them?

One day it was vore, the next it was cacti. Did some cactus epiphany occur?
User avatar #1001 to #996 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Actually I have countless species of plants.

I did make a list though, I'll have to find it.
User avatar #1002 to #1001 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
So what, you're a botanist now?
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Biologist, botanist, geneticist.
User avatar #1006 to #1003 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
All that in a year?
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Well, I decided on all that in a year.
User avatar #1009 to #1007 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
It's some pretty high level stuff.

Glad you managed to make something of it~
User avatar #1011 to #1009 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Thanks.

What have you been up to?
User avatar #1012 to #1011 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
Nothing of interest. Still in school.

In fact, pretty much nothing has changed since we last spoke. Sad really.
#1013 to #1012 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Aww.

User avatar #1015 to #1013 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
I did get a Twilight Sparkle plushie though
User avatar #1016 to #1015 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
That's awesome.
#1017 to #1016 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
Ikr? It was the first piece of merchandise for anything that I paid over £10 for. I'm rather partial to her.
User avatar #997 to #996 - cacti (11/23/2013) [-]
What the fuck is a christmas cactus?
User avatar #1000 to #997 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Dude all you had to do was click on the link.

They're neat.
User avatar #1004 to #1000 - cacti (11/23/2013) [-]
aaah so they're like death cacti with flowers?
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
All cacti flower.

But these are harmless cacti with a jungle environment to their name.
User avatar #1008 to #1005 - cacti (11/23/2013) [-]
Well, you learn something new every day. I suppose I should know more about this kind of thing, considering my name...
User avatar #1010 to #1008 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
I'd be more than happy to talk about it with you.

It'd be easier on Steam.

Have a steam?
User avatar #1014 to #1010 - cacti (11/23/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but I don't exactly know how I would feel talking about cacti with someone. That just seems a bit strange. I'm sorry but it does....

Plus I don't have a steam account
User avatar #1023 to #1014 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Ah, it's okay then.
User avatar #999 to #997 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Schlumbergera.
User avatar #998 to #997 - axeyblahblah (11/23/2013) [-]
Your mother
#986 - exotic (11/23/2013) [-]
Really, it's a dragon.

They could have an exotic biology for all we know.

They could be warm-blooded, mammals even. what's up yo?
User avatar #990 to #986 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't see the alert for this comment.
User avatar #1029 to #990 - exotic (11/23/2013) [-]
:3 accidental mentions
User avatar #1031 to #1029 - bloxxer ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
I noticed that just now.

Lol
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