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#24 - masdercheef (03/04/2013) [-]
Nice. Also, the last map pack for Halo 4 is going to be Castle, but they've already released the other two within four months of the game's release? People are probably going to stop playing really quickly once Castle comes out, just out of boredom, unless a Spartan Ops season 2 comes out.
#38 - masdercheef (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh right, I forgot about that. I guess that also means that she probably doesn't go for revenge on the UNSC after the finale of Spartan Ops Season 1, doesn't it?
Unless, of course, 343 decides to change canon a bit.
Also, Halsey is pretty damn old, by today's standards, but I guess people might live longer 500 years from now.
#51 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2013) [-]
Alright, Keep in mind that I thought of this before Spartan ops season 2.
So the start of Halo 5 sees MC as a depressed "Machine," He's still a badass in the field, but he still catches himself asking cortana for directions to be greeted with silence.
lets say about 1/4 or 1/3 of the way through the game, Halsey constructs a new Cortana for MC, stock cortana just like the day she was first programmed back on reach. She has the knowledge of old cortana on what happened so far, but not the personality of the "old" cortana. She's like a library of what's happened, she hasn't developed her human side yet.
They go on a few assignments together, cleansing some areas of heretic covanent, when suddenly new cortana intercepts a signal. It's extremely familiar, yet foreign. They follow it through space, and come across an old forerunner planet. Hasn't been occupied for a long time.
There are some heretic forces on the surface, like on requiem. They fight their way through, following the signal to find an old temple. They head inside only to have the entrance cave in. They're trapped with a few marines.
Make their way through the temple. They find a door, but It's locked. They find the panel to open the door, and it reboots at voice of new cortana. Strange.
They head inside. Seems to be nothing around, so they search the room. Marines start disappearing, one by one, until it's Chief and New cortana left. They stumbled onto a library room of flood. They fight their way out, and find a room and seal themselves in the room. head further into the temple, Promethean's show up, but they aren't fighting chief, their fighting infected Prometheans. Fight through to the core of the temple, it's an elevator to the center of the planet. (Mechanical planet). Completely dark. Surrounded by prometheans, all lighting up now to reveal Didact sitting on a throne. "Hello reclaimer. It's been a too long." Panel boots up next to him, it's old corupted cortana. Black screen
#54 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2013) [-]
not too sure what would happen in Halo 6, just that old cortana is fighting with Didact, and new cortana is trying to find a way to stop them, with the end result being this:
Fight at the end between Didact and Chief, he's too powerful with corrupted cortana on his side. New cortana figures out a way to end it. She has to be uploaded into the system that corrupted cortana is in to fight old cortana in the "virtual" world.
New cortana wins, but at the cost of both of their AI lives. Didact is significanlty weaker now, MC completely owns him in some way. Didact loses, Chief wins. End of the game. Credits.
Post credits scene has chief undressing kinda like the end of Halo 4, while the voice of cortana is talking in the background. It shows his body but not his face, then pans up on his face. He's in his dress uniform, (callback to honoring sarge), Accepts a few medals in a ceremony. Announces retirement, it's well deserved. Doesn't know what he's going to do next.
Cut's back to where Mjolnir armor is stored. Cortana's voice finishes her end game speach. The panel in front of his armor locker boots up. Cortana is standing there, she greets the camera with a happy smile. It's the old cortana we've all missed. Black screen.
Somehow She survived the fight in the virtual world, but what happened was a merging. Corrupted cortana merged with new cortana, creating the AI of the old cortana with the stability of the new cortana effectively giving Old cortana another 8 years.
I like my theory, and there are probably a lot of plotholes, but to quote the little black kid from Angels in the Outfield: "It could happen!"
#86 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
That's one of the most cliched things I've ever read.
#43 - flarenight (03/04/2013) [-]
im just going to drop by and express how happy i am about being able to read some comments without people raging at each other or some other annoying thing.
also your: Also, Halsey is pretty damn old, by today's standards, but I guess people might live longer 500 years from now. comment. they don't really live longer but the time it takes for a ship to travel from one planet to another is the difference. if it takes say 6 months to travel to another planet then you are spending 6 months frozen. which is why it seems that they live longer or are younger then they actually are. while frozen you do not really age.
#45 - masdercheef (03/04/2013) [-]
That's a good point, especially when you factor in the temporal distortion that occurs within Slipspace. After all, the Master Chief was six years old in 2517, the year the SPARTAN II program took off, and (by my math, since Halo 4 takes place in 2557) he's still fighting and kicking ass in Halo 4 at age 46 (which isn't quite old, but a good deal older than most frontline soldiers nowadays). There's also Avery Johnson, who (while his age is never quite stated) also fought through almost 30 long years of war with the Covenant, and was an active member of the UNSC Marine Corps before the start of it, implying that he was likely in his twenties at the time, which would make him... somewhere around fifty. I guess all that cryosleep and slipspace travel really adds up, because Sergeant Johnson was one of the most ass-kickinest men ever.
Also, yeah, it's nice to see a bit of tranquility in the comments.
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