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#22 - Classic case of how to get raped. 03/13/2013 on Should We Help? 0
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#157 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on NO! -2
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#70 - Alright, we did it! Now it's up to the rest of the world to sc…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Irrelevant Title +4
User avatar #95 - iamannon (03/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #93 - iamannon (03/11/2013) [-]
What Manga is this?
User avatar #103 - shadowmaul (03/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #122 - iamannon (03/11/2013) [-]
What Part? I'm up to 41 and I've never seen Ikaku say that.
User avatar #133 - shadowmaul (03/11/2013) [-]
umi cant tell u he fights like thru 3 stories in the manga
#62 - Science 03/11/2013 on Laser +4
#96 - When I saw the thumbnail and thought it was some great front p… 03/11/2013 on AC4 -1
#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on Polardog? +3
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#76 - Later that day 03/08/2013 on Smashing! +3
#95 - Twist. He was home schooled.. 03/08/2013 on I want to be like anon if I... +13
#162 - Thought i'd upload it if anyone wants it.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on My Facebook Cover Photos 3 +5
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#162 - bloofy (03/07/2013) [-]
Thought i'd upload it if anyone wants it.
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#15 - Halo, anyone?  [+] (27 new replies) 03/04/2013 on World Hole +66
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#116 - hookydoo (03/04/2013) [-]
Ringworld, anyone?
#39 - brothergrimm (03/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - trollofhalo (03/04/2013) [-]
Forgeworld is by far the best forge map ever and always will be.
User avatar #22 - masdercheef (03/04/2013) [-]
I hear there's going to be a Halo 4 remake. Not sure how true this is, but I've got my hopes up.

Also, Sandbox of Halo 3 is a close second to Forge World in terms of best Forge maps.
User avatar #23 - trollofhalo (03/04/2013) [-]
I wouldn't think so because the last map pack announced for Halo 4 is the Castle Map pack. Lucky for me, I have the limited edition Halo 4 set, so if it does come out, I get it free.
User avatar #24 - masdercheef (03/04/2013) [-]
Nice. Also, the last map pack for Halo 4 is going to be Castle, but they've already released the other two within four months of the game's release? People are probably going to stop playing really quickly once Castle comes out, just out of boredom, unless a Spartan Ops season 2 comes out.
User avatar #25 - trollofhalo (03/04/2013) [-]
There probably will be more considering that Halo 5 probably won't be until 2016. And S-Ops is supposed to be like 5 seasons or something. Let's talk more about Spartan Ops.
You know, they can't kill Dr. Halsey right?
User avatar #31 - masdercheef (03/04/2013) [-]
Well, if you want to be technical about it, they certainly can. However, no, I don't know why they "can't" kill Halsey. Care to enlighten me?
User avatar #34 - trollofhalo (03/04/2013) [-]
At the end of Halo: Reach's campaign, Dr. Catherine Elizabeth Halsey returns to REACH and helps terraform it back to it's original state, and gives a Eulogy to the lost Spartans and Noble Team. She is 91 when she does this.
User avatar #38 - masdercheef (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh right, I forgot about that. I guess that also means that she probably doesn't go for revenge on the UNSC after the finale of Spartan Ops Season 1, doesn't it?

Unless, of course, 343 decides to change canon a bit.

Also, Halsey is pretty damn old, by today's standards, but I guess people might live longer 500 years from now.
User avatar #36 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2013) [-]
Where did you see that it was Halsey? I didn't read many of the books, I just always assumed it was Cortana at the end of reach, and I had really high hopes that it was, because that would mean that she's still around.
User avatar #37 - masdercheef (03/04/2013) [-]
The subtitles themselves name her as Doctor Halsey, and Cortana would be dead by that time no matter what (unless Halsey was somehow able to extend her life).
User avatar #40 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2013) [-]
Exactly! It gives you that slight hope that cortana made it. But I guess I didn't go in depth too much.

I have a huge theory about how Halo 5/6 are going to end up. If you wanna hear it I'll type it up.
User avatar #41 - masdercheef (03/04/2013) [-]
Why not? Go ahead, throw the theory at me.
User avatar #51 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2013) [-]
Alright, Keep in mind that I thought of this before Spartan ops season 2.

So the start of Halo 5 sees MC as a depressed "Machine," He's still a badass in the field, but he still catches himself asking cortana for directions to be greeted with silence.
lets say about 1/4 or 1/3 of the way through the game, Halsey constructs a new Cortana for MC, stock cortana just like the day she was first programmed back on reach. She has the knowledge of old cortana on what happened so far, but not the personality of the "old" cortana. She's like a library of what's happened, she hasn't developed her human side yet.
They go on a few assignments together, cleansing some areas of heretic covanent, when suddenly new cortana intercepts a signal. It's extremely familiar, yet foreign. They follow it through space, and come across an old forerunner planet. Hasn't been occupied for a long time.
There are some heretic forces on the surface, like on requiem. They fight their way through, following the signal to find an old temple. They head inside only to have the entrance cave in. They're trapped with a few marines.
Make their way through the temple. They find a door, but It's locked. They find the panel to open the door, and it reboots at voice of new cortana. Strange.
They head inside. Seems to be nothing around, so they search the room. Marines start disappearing, one by one, until it's Chief and New cortana left. They stumbled onto a library room of flood. They fight their way out, and find a room and seal themselves in the room. head further into the temple, Promethean's show up, but they aren't fighting chief, their fighting infected Prometheans. Fight through to the core of the temple, it's an elevator to the center of the planet. (Mechanical planet). Completely dark. Surrounded by prometheans, all lighting up now to reveal Didact sitting on a throne. "Hello reclaimer. It's been a too long." Panel boots up next to him, it's old corupted cortana. Black screen

Halo 6.
User avatar #54 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2013) [-]
not too sure what would happen in Halo 6, just that old cortana is fighting with Didact, and new cortana is trying to find a way to stop them, with the end result being this:

Fight at the end between Didact and Chief, he's too powerful with corrupted cortana on his side. New cortana figures out a way to end it. She has to be uploaded into the system that corrupted cortana is in to fight old cortana in the "virtual" world.
New cortana wins, but at the cost of both of their AI lives. Didact is significanlty weaker now, MC completely owns him in some way. Didact loses, Chief wins. End of the game. Credits.

Post credits scene has chief undressing kinda like the end of Halo 4, while the voice of cortana is talking in the background. It shows his body but not his face, then pans up on his face. He's in his dress uniform, (callback to honoring sarge), Accepts a few medals in a ceremony. Announces retirement, it's well deserved. Doesn't know what he's going to do next.

Cut's back to where Mjolnir armor is stored. Cortana's voice finishes her end game speach. The panel in front of his armor locker boots up. Cortana is standing there, she greets the camera with a happy smile. It's the old cortana we've all missed. Black screen.

Somehow She survived the fight in the virtual world, but what happened was a merging. Corrupted cortana merged with new cortana, creating the AI of the old cortana with the stability of the new cortana effectively giving Old cortana another 8 years.

I like my theory, and there are probably a lot of plotholes, but to quote the little black kid from Angels in the Outfield: "It could happen!"
#86 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
That's one of the most cliched things I've ever read.
User avatar #106 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2013) [-]
It does need some work, but what isn't cliched these days?
#43 - flarenight (03/04/2013) [-]
im just going to drop by and express how happy i am about being able to read some comments without people raging at each other or some other annoying thing.

also your: Also, Halsey is pretty damn old, by today's standards, but I guess people might live longer 500 years from now. comment. they don't really live longer but the time it takes for a ship to travel from one planet to another is the difference. if it takes say 6 months to travel to another planet then you are spending 6 months frozen. which is why it seems that they live longer or are younger then they actually are. while frozen you do not really age.
User avatar #45 - masdercheef (03/04/2013) [-]
That's a good point, especially when you factor in the temporal distortion that occurs within Slipspace. After all, the Master Chief was six years old in 2517, the year the SPARTAN II program took off, and (by my math, since Halo 4 takes place in 2557) he's still fighting and kicking ass in Halo 4 at age 46 (which isn't quite old, but a good deal older than most frontline soldiers nowadays). There's also Avery Johnson, who (while his age is never quite stated) also fought through almost 30 long years of war with the Covenant, and was an active member of the UNSC Marine Corps before the start of it, implying that he was likely in his twenties at the time, which would make him... somewhere around fifty. I guess all that cryosleep and slipspace travel really adds up, because Sergeant Johnson was one of the most ass-kickinest men ever.

Also, yeah, it's nice to see a bit of tranquility in the comments.
User avatar #46 - masdercheef (03/04/2013) [-]
Also, speaking of the Sarge, may he rest in peace... poor bastard.
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#154 - gladiader (03/05/2013) [-]
What anime is that?
#159 - trollofhalo (03/05/2013) [-]
**trollofhalo rolls 69** Soul Eater.
#160 - trollofhalo (03/05/2013) [-]
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#715 - xD  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Wikipedia Hitler Game 0
User avatar #725 - ColorfulPenguin (03/02/2013) [-]
Why take the long road? From France you can get to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_de_Gaulle
Where you get to hitler.
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#73 - thats my boy 03/01/2013 on Clever title 0
#35 - Picture 02/27/2013 on science n shit +2
#2113 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Childhood Nostalgia Forum +24
User avatar #3568 - kampi (02/26/2013) [-]
That was a bloddy good show.
Loved it to death.

...to higher seas, arrr!...
User avatar #2162 - commandwolf (02/26/2013) [-]
I'm surprised anyone remembers that show!
I still remember one of my favorite lines: "say the magic word..." "Abra kadabra, now give me that cake!"
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#7 - hillbillypowpow (02/22/2013) [-]
maybe he really hates items
#8 - hillbillypowpow (02/22/2013) [-]
Oh, the word filter is back.
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YO BRO, i made a really crappy OC and Got my first 12 thumbs !! ^_^ also -2 thumbs :( but still XD
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