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#8 - Wait... Which bitch?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Road Rage Cure +1
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2014) [-]
bitch means female dog, which means the only bitch left is the one that means to act like an idiot and a pussy: 'a Bitch' referring to the human.
User avatar #18 - lolzordz (10/22/2014) [-]
that bitch
#2 - Jesus that's hard to follow, but I think I'm beginning to see … 10/22/2014 on Make this shit go viral. 0
#12 - Walk forward into the dark. Cut down anything that stands in y…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Resting at tomb of giants +8
#37 - captnnorway (10/19/2014) [-]
You're supposed to go to No Mans Wharf after the cathedral of blue right? Cus that damn double skeleton boss on the ship is so damn hard it's not even fun. I've been dieing and dieing and soon there wont be a single enemy left on my path to him. Luckily for me, my souls usually appear on top of the ship, so after a few deaths on him I go back and upgrade.

Is he weak against something? Got tons of items, perhaps I got some "Apply poison to your weapon" or something
User avatar #57 - capnfappy (10/19/2014) [-]
Everything is weak to lightning. Trust me.
#59 - captnnorway (10/19/2014) [-]
I checked and I got some that make me poison them when I hit them. Would that help?
User avatar #62 - capnfappy (10/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, poison works too. If you want an easy strategy:summon Lucatiel or another player and equip a shield with high damage block and kite the boss on it's sword-wielding side. The swords do less poise damage than the maces.
#63 - captnnorway (10/20/2014) [-]
Got no sword though, and have no idea how to summon people or companions. pls help
User avatar #64 - capnfappy (10/20/2014) [-]

This should hep with any summoning questions you have. You'll need an internet connection and, if you're on Xbox, you'll need Live too if you want to summon other players. However, you don't need internet to summon npc phantoms. Just look for glowing white or yellow writing on the floor.

Also, by 'sword-side', I meant the boss' swords. His attacks from those weapons are a lot easier to block than the ones from his maces. IF you're gonna poison him like you said then equip a weapon with no infusions (Infused weapons cannot have Pine Resin put into them) or equip a weapon with a poison infusion (One example would be the Black Scorpion Stinger, however unless you're on NG+ you wouldn't have that weapon yet) and then go nuts on him.

I would help you out if you're on PC, but my Graphics card keeps Bluecreening so I had to switch back to an older model.

Any other questions, don't hesitate to ask.
#65 - captnnorway (10/20/2014) [-]
ah ye I understood you meant boss sword. I was supposed to write Shield. I'll try to summon someone in, to see how it goes. I'm getting tired of this damn boss.

Anyway thanks mate
#66 - capnfappy (10/20/2014) [-]
No problem, man. Remember, Dark Souls is all about trying and trying again. You will beat it, you just gotta work out how.

Dark Souls gif, just because
#64 - **bloodyjackson rolls 1,224** 10/17/2014 on Skyrim Roulette 0
#114 - Takes me a second every time I look at you man. Every single time. 10/13/2014 on Republicans +1
#6411 - Pre gens would be helpful if you don't have anyone to teach yo… 09/25/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#6387 - Is it your first time playing?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
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User avatar #6411 - bloodyjackson (09/25/2014) [-]
Pre gens would be helpful if you don't have anyone to teach you to make a character. Making one is fun and more rewarding, but I would recommend an understanding of the rules first.
#2 - Here you go man.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on IT'S TOO LATE 0
User avatar #4 - jacodpwns (09/23/2014) [-]
#6247 - I have certain colors I use. D10s are red, gold, and black, d6… 09/22/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#181 - "I JUST WANTED TO DOX A GIRL BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T SUPPORT … 09/21/2014 on Skype chat of 4chan mods +1
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