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bloodycrowbar

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Date Signed Up:10/08/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
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#943 - - 20 - Male - Lithuania - What bothers me is mysel… 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#68 - Me too man, me too... Too bad it is not quattro, such a pity... 12/16/2013 on Just chillin 0
#27 - First car to drive, and finally it is mine. Drives on air with…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Just chillin 0
User avatar #64 - computor (12/16/2013) [-]
Fuck, how i love audi.
#68 - bloodycrowbar (12/16/2013) [-]
Me too man, me too... Too bad it is not quattro, such a pity...
#70 - I love your reply. You are an awesome human being. The kind wi… 07/31/2013 on Xp 0
#19 - I GOT IT. GABE WANTS TO ANNOUNCE HL IN SPACE AND FIRST COMMERC… 07/02/2013 on Confirmed 0
#18 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Confirmed 0
#19 - bloodycrowbar (07/02/2013) [-]
I GOT IT. GABE WANTS TO ANNOUNCE HL IN SPACE AND FIRST COMMERCIAL FLIGHTS ARE PLANED FOT THE END OF THIS YEAR. Trolls 2: Oh my God! (only the yell)
#48 - What the **** you guys?? Go get a room or something. 07/02/2013 on Gratefulness +9
#166 - I dont know about your firewalls and **** . All I know i… 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... +3
#162 - Oh really? Come and find me. I am from ******* SpetzNaz…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... +5
#163 - Absolute Madman (07/02/2013) [-]


Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.

#166 - bloodycrowbar (07/02/2013) [-]
I dont know about your firewalls and shit. All I know is that 3 out of 5 of your girlfriends are russian spies. They have GPS inplanted in their breasts and they have microphones behind their theeth. Go on, check it. By the why, while you are having sex with those spies who are sending me your coordinates, I am sitting here AND PLAYING MY FUCKING HALF-FUCKING-LIFE FUCKING 3. So you can go cry now, go die afterwards and I'll be just sitting here, being the fucking happiest and awesomest Spetz Naz officer on funnyjunk of all time. до свидания.
#160 - OH IT IS ON ************ . IMMA FIND U AND ******* …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... +3
#161 - Absolute Madman (07/02/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
#162 - bloodycrowbar (07/02/2013) [-]
Oh really? Come and find me. I am from fucking SpetzNaz. Omon police is my bitch. They get me info i need (bout where you from) and within 24h wherever you are we paratroop your ass with my comrades. With fucking AK-74 and shit. I can kill your seals with my bare hands. Spetz natz officers are selected by leaving them in fucking SIBERIA and seeing who survives for 3 fucking years. Ondly then we can begin training. And i've done it. So get fucking ready for and artillery barrage motherfucker.
#163 - Absolute Madman (07/02/2013) [-]


Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.

#166 - bloodycrowbar (07/02/2013) [-]
I dont know about your firewalls and shit. All I know is that 3 out of 5 of your girlfriends are russian spies. They have GPS inplanted in their breasts and they have microphones behind their theeth. Go on, check it. By the why, while you are having sex with those spies who are sending me your coordinates, I am sitting here AND PLAYING MY FUCKING HALF-FUCKING-LIFE FUCKING 3. So you can go cry now, go die afterwards and I'll be just sitting here, being the fucking happiest and awesomest Spetz Naz officer on funnyjunk of all time. до свидания.
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