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Date Signed Up:8/09/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#2606 - **bloodcaptain used "*roll cis privilege*"** **bloodcaptain… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#515 - 1. yes 2. happens when i open and close browser 3. fir… 11/25/2014 on Anyone getting logged out? 0
#52 - Picture 11/09/2014 on Explosion Countdown +3
#71 - This one is pretty good too 10/23/2014 on Beautiful 0
#131 - Gotta be careful tho 10/23/2014 on Faith in humanity restored 0
#574 - Because you all are the only assholes that can tolerate me 10/15/2014 on why do you love our fj family? 0
#68 - occupy the loose skin with muscle  [+] (6 new replies) 08/30/2014 on and now shes a bitch +5
User avatar #74 - chism (08/30/2014) [-]
ya already pretty muscular, have 320 lbs of lean body mass. it would be pretty hard to replace it with more muscle. i used to work out a lot but did 0 cardio so i just kept packing on the pounds, now trying to lose all the fucking fat i put on. but ya i think thats the only solution, short of getting a tuck
User avatar #113 - scottysglasses (08/30/2014) [-]
"320 lbs of lean body mass"

Are you sure, since you weigh 55lbs more than The Rock, yet it's all lean body mass?
#94 - jengafag (08/30/2014) [-]
320 lbs of lean body mass? You sure about that?
User avatar #98 - chism (08/30/2014) [-]
i used to weight 415, im a big motha fucka
User avatar #97 - chism (08/30/2014) [-]
ya i used to be on weightlifting team in high school, and still hold most records 5 years later
User avatar #80 - hammerify (08/30/2014) [-]
Cardio tends to tighten the skin and make the muscles more firm instead of just big.
#138 - lol sure, Hunter, Rachel, Alex, Markie Mark Jon. ring any bells?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Pop Tart gun lv2 0
#139 - tck (08/24/2014) [-]
Nah I don't know anyone there by those names.
#136 - nah, i go to aiken high. i have a few friends that go to SA though  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Pop Tart gun lv2 0
#137 - tck (08/24/2014) [-]
Instead of me asking you to post entire names of other people online, how about you post the first names of some of your friends and if I can guess the last names then I'll know I know them.
User avatar #138 - bloodcaptain (08/24/2014) [-]
lol sure,
Hunter, Rachel, Alex, Markie Mark Jon. ring any bells?
#139 - tck (08/24/2014) [-]
Nah I don't know anyone there by those names.
#131 - aiken  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Pop Tart gun lv2 0
#135 - tck (08/24/2014) [-]
Did/do you go to South Aiken? I graduated 2013.
User avatar #136 - bloodcaptain (08/24/2014) [-]
nah, i go to aiken high. i have a few friends that go to SA though
#137 - tck (08/24/2014) [-]
Instead of me asking you to post entire names of other people online, how about you post the first names of some of your friends and if I can guess the last names then I'll know I know them.
User avatar #138 - bloodcaptain (08/24/2014) [-]
lol sure,
Hunter, Rachel, Alex, Markie Mark Jon. ring any bells?
#139 - tck (08/24/2014) [-]
Nah I don't know anyone there by those names.

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#32 - bloodcaptain (12/05/2012) [-]
**bloodcaptain rolled a random image posted in comment #1940174 at MLP Friendly Board **
#31 - bloodcaptain (09/11/2012) [-]
**bloodcaptain rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Scootaloo **
#30 - bloodcaptain (09/11/2012) [-]
**bloodcaptain rolled a random image posted in comment #484603 at MLP Friendly Board **
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#28 - bloodcaptain (09/10/2012) [-]
**bloodcaptain rolled a random image posted in comment #921553 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
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#26 - bloodcaptain (09/10/2012) [-]
**bloodcaptain rolled a random image posted in comment #3047 at Slice of Life thread 3 **
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#24 - bloodcaptain (09/10/2012) [-]
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#18 - thunderpony (12/25/2011) [-]
merry christmas!!
i hope you like it! :)
think of it as a christmas gift from me to you :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - bloodcaptain (12/26/2011) [-]
Dude this is great! you did a really good job on this! merry christmas to you to!
User avatar #21 to #21 - thunderpony (12/26/2011) [-]
hehe im glade you like it! :)
i couldnt really get you character to look the way i wanted to so this was the best i could do lol
User avatar #22 to #22 - bloodcaptain (12/26/2011) [-]
nah its fine dude, i like the way you did him, he looks a lot more mysterious. i love pinkie's face lol
User avatar #23 to #23 - thunderpony (12/26/2011) [-]
well im glade you like him and her now :P lol
#19 to #19 - thunderpony (12/25/2011) [-]
hey fixed up the image now its a bit bigger lol
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#13 - StewieGriffiin (12/19/2011) [-]
I rolled you on secret santa :D  
So here a random gif ^_^
I rolled you on secret santa :D
So here a random gif ^_^
User avatar #14 to #14 - bloodcaptain (12/19/2011) [-]
thanks! :)
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User avatar #10 - anonell (12/18/2011) [-]
hey, i just rolled you on secret santa..
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3037958/Secret+Santa/
so i decided to thumb all your content up :)
#11 to #11 - bloodcaptain (12/18/2011) [-]
thanks dude i appreciate it!
#6 - thunderpony (12/13/2011) [-]
hey man here is the sketch, i hope its to your likeing. im gonna work on it tomorrow. im thinking of having either spike or twilight at the bottom of the pic (cause everyone else yelling at them) but im not gonna tell you who, gotta keep something a surprise! :P lol
User avatar #7 to #7 - bloodcaptain (12/13/2011) [-]
I think its pretty good! great work!
User avatar #8 to #8 - thunderpony (12/13/2011) [-]
thanks. adding details right now...its a slow progress lol
User avatar #9 to #9 - bloodcaptain (12/13/2011) [-]
take your time man its all good in the hood
User avatar #4 - likeacrazyweird (10/24/2011) [-]
hey man. 4story is still downloading and im going out for the night. but when i come back hopefully it will be complete so i can play it lol
User avatar #5 to #5 - bloodcaptain (10/25/2011) [-]
gotcha
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#3 to #3 - bloodcaptain (09/23/2011) [-]
thanks dude, i needed that tonight, i have a geometry quiz tommorow and ive gone over it with my parents and nothing i seem to do works, im gonna fail i know it, but this cheered me up a lot, thank you
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