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#11179304 - **** yourself 01/05/2016 on Happy little board 0
#36102 - Oh my god thank you 01/05/2016 on Items board 2 0
#36098 - Yeah not rly but kinda not rly tho  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Items board 2 0
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#36109 - parti (01/05/2016) [-]
Yeah you use to be kinda normal not rly but kinda tarded now
#36092 - HEEEEERE THEY COME Clickity-clack down …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Items board 2 0
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#36110 - parti (01/05/2016) [-]
quakc quakc
#36100 - peanutsaurusrex (01/05/2016) [-]
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#36102 - blobboy (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh my god thank you
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#36095 - mossyflipflops (01/05/2016) [-]
did you make the fried green tomato??
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#36093 - epicapocalypse (01/05/2016) [-]
holy fuck you're back
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#36098 - blobboy (01/05/2016) [-]
Yeah not rly but kinda not rly tho
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#36109 - parti (01/05/2016) [-]
Yeah you use to be kinda normal not rly but kinda tarded now
#31177 - Damn thats a nice header  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on retrochris's profile 0
#31179 - retrochris (12/22/2015) [-]
#11126517 - I touch myself in the morning 12/20/2015 on Happy little board 0
#11126508 - haha ts funny because youre being disgusting and random !!! 12/20/2015 on Happy little board 0
#11126500 - why cant we have transparent gifs again?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Happy little board +1
#11126509 - polarpulse (12/20/2015) [-]
Because you touch yourself at night
#11126565 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
**anonymous rolled user goldexperiences **
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#11126517 - blobboy (12/20/2015) [-]
I touch myself in the morning
#11126505 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Why can't I put twilight's stinky baby diaper poopies in my mouth and suckles on them like candies
#11126513 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Are you sperit?
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#11126508 - blobboy (12/20/2015) [-]
haha ts funny because youre being disgusting and random !!!
#20217 - yo f'real dende lemme suck those toes i aint playing with u 12/19/2015 on Items board 2 0
#61 - quality gif right here 12/19/2015 on Russian genius 0

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#1278 - blobboy (09/14/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by blobboy
Name: Blobboy
Gender: Male
Seeking: Female
Bio: Hey guys im just your average every day poster i like pictures of memes and cute kittens. Though i prefer black women I wouldnt mind an attractive white. if u think im cute or if you want to talk or if you want to date send me a PM :)
#1335 - poshblobfish ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Here, got you a hot black girl. Mossyflipflops found her for me, so thank him.
User avatar #1334 - mossyflipflops ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
will you sell fried green tomatoes for something?
User avatar #1315 - peanutsaurusrex (12/12/2015) [-]
What version of flash do you have? Can you make gifs transparent? Because I can't find out how in CC
User avatar #1316 to #1315 - blobboy (12/12/2015) [-]
You can, I forget how. I export as .mov sometimes then turn to gif in photoshop for max quality
User avatar #1317 to #1316 - peanutsaurusrex (12/12/2015) [-]
Is that in CC or CS5?
Every time I try to do anything even with transparent selected it still keeps the white background
User avatar #1318 to #1317 - blobboy (12/12/2015) [-]
CC. You can export as a movie with transparency.
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - peanutsaurusrex (12/12/2015) [-]
Explain in detail please, I tried with every file type in export movie yet the white background is still there
User avatar #1320 to #1319 - blobboy (12/12/2015) [-]
Lemme start up my Flash see whats up. Give me a minute.
User avatar #1321 to #1320 - peanutsaurusrex (12/12/2015) [-]
Do I have to do something special like in photoshop where you create a second layer, erase all of it and place it below the first layer?
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - blobboy (12/12/2015) [-]
Export video - Ignore stage color
(in Photoshop)
Scripts - Video to layers
Make each layer one frame
Publish to web GIF - Alpha enabled
User avatar #1324 to #1322 - peanutsaurusrex (12/12/2015) [-]
where can I find publish, I got stuck on that part
User avatar #1325 to #1324 - blobboy (12/12/2015) [-]
In photoshop, on the file dropdown menu. It's that or save to web or something.
That's the only way you can get transparent gifs from photoshop
#1326 to #1325 - peanutsaurusrex (12/12/2015) [-]
I got to this part, couldnt find alpha enabled
every time I click save or preview its still white
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - blobboy (12/13/2015) [-]
Weird, everything seems right. Unless theres a layer under it, which i don't think there is, you should be fine. How does the pdf look?
User avatar #1328 to #1327 - peanutsaurusrex (12/13/2015) [-]
pdf is just a still image with white background
User avatar #1329 to #1328 - blobboy (12/13/2015) [-]
**** i meant psd. ive been doing a lot of papers today lol
User avatar #1330 to #1329 - peanutsaurusrex (12/13/2015) [-]
I saved it as a .psd yet it won't find it when I try to open it in photoshop what the heck.
This is so unnecessarily complicated I'm just considering doing .png items only
User avatar #1331 to #1330 - blobboy (12/13/2015) [-]
i think ur photoshop's rekt m8, if you can email the psd to blob89@ gmail.com and I'll see if I can handle it
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - peanutsaurusrex (12/13/2015) [-]
its the free trial version I don't see how it can **** up, but alright
User avatar #1323 to #1322 - blobboy (12/12/2015) [-]
The first parts Flash btw
#1296 - peanutsaurusrex (12/06/2015) [-]
I BRING YOU
THE ORANGE

Super common drop like potatoes and bananas and what not, currently making badge for them
User avatar #1300 to #1296 - blobboy (12/06/2015) [-]
Few things
Did you make that, because it looks nice
And we should think of something else it goes into crafting. All common drops for example feed a dragon.
#1302 to #1300 - peanutsaurusrex (12/06/2015) [-]
Today I Learned I really suck ass with photoshop

This is what I've got, tried to make it look old/beaten up like the other badges but failed hard
User avatar #1303 to #1302 - blobboy (12/06/2015) [-]
Hahaha I gotchu friend give me a moment
User avatar #1304 to #1303 - peanutsaurusrex (12/06/2015) [-]
What software do you use to create items?
I only use Illustrator and Pixlr Web
User avatar #1305 to #1304 - blobboy (12/06/2015) [-]
I use Photoshop, Flash for items. I use Illustrator the most, but for non item related stuff
User avatar #1306 to #1305 - peanutsaurusrex (12/06/2015) [-]
Even for the like 8bit 16 bit 32 bit stuff too?
User avatar #1307 to #1306 - blobboy (12/06/2015) [-]
Yeah it can be a pain since the size of the image is so small and the resolution is terrible. I'm thinking about finding a way to change my process so I only use Photoshop for shading and texture, but I'm pretty lazy.
User avatar #1308 to #1307 - peanutsaurusrex (12/06/2015) [-]
make8bitart.com/

I assumed this was used for all the 8bit stuff, thats what I'd use if i was making it
User avatar #1309 to #1308 - blobboy (12/06/2015) [-]
Oh I thought you just meant resolution. Nah I don't make pixel art anymore, never made some for items. I used to just zoom in a lot with photoshop tho
User avatar #1310 to #1309 - peanutsaurusrex (12/06/2015) [-]
i just make stuff either from scratch or pull a large image off of google to trace, then make the artboard tinyer and decrease size for smaller resolutions
User avatar #1311 to #1310 - blobboy (12/06/2015) [-]
Theres also Mosaic filter in photoshop. But for the most part I kinda hate pixel art
User avatar #1312 to #1311 - peanutsaurusrex (12/06/2015) [-]
You cool if I help you make items?
At least the .png ones?
User avatar #1313 to #1312 - blobboy (12/06/2015) [-]
Yeah of course, you should talk to admin about getting his email info about sending stuff
#1301 to #1300 - peanutsaurusrex (12/06/2015) [-]
Well I was thinking about doing some of these, the Orange just seem the easiest and most logical to make first
User avatar #1294 - epicapocalypse (11/30/2015) [-]
Hello, long time no talk
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - blobboy (12/01/2015) [-]
Oh yeah dude whats good?
User avatar #1293 - luluwho (11/30/2015) [-]
Sell dup Spiral Badge ?
User avatar #1290 - jingleforth (11/17/2015) [-]
Why decline?
User avatar #1291 to #1290 - blobboy (11/17/2015) [-]
When I was 13 (I'm 14 now, and a boy btw) I invited my friend Alex (also 13 at the time) over to my house to play Nintendo Wii, as well as he needed a place to sleep because his parents went out of town and couldn't find a babysitter. Well, after my parents left for a party, Alex started feeling my leg.
"What are you doing?" I asked uncomfortably.
Alex just kept giggling as he continued to feel me, but started spreading around my body, feeling my chest, my back and before long he moved his hands towards my pubic area. Before he made contact though, I quickly stopped his hand.
"C'mon," Alex said. "Haven't you ever wondered what it would be like if...you know..." "If what?" I said, knowing perfectly what he was talking about "Well we've been friends for awhile now, and over the years I've kinda...gotten more and more attached to you..like I like you more then a friend.
Alex then got out of control and starting rubbing himself up against me, licking my body as he did. He tried pulling my shorts off but I held them up. I knew I could easily throw him off of me, but I didn't want to, because it felt kinda right.
Before I knew it we were kissing, and not just crappy kisses too. These were long, passionate, tongue-massaging kisses. This time I let Alex take off my shorts, and he took off his a well. I knew sooner or later it was going to lead to sex, so I carried Alex upstairs to my bedroom, still kissing him as I did.
Then we were both on my bed, passionately kissing. Then we stopped, and Alex used his mouth to pull off my underwear. I pulled off his and then we both started feeling each others penis.
"I want you to **** me in the ass!" yelled Alex as he licked my body vigorously. "OK, but it might hurt for you if I don't make preparations."
I reached on the dressing table for some Vaseline. I spread some over my fingers and started rubbing them across Alex's ass crack. I penetrated him, and he let out a scream of pleasure. All this was happening while he was sucking my cock.
I took my fingers out and drew my face to his ass. I knew it would taste horrible, but I wanted to see Alex' reaction. I began licking his asshole. i wanted to stop, but I could hear he was having even stronger waves of pleasure from my tongue the with my fingers. I could feel my erection was getting bigger.
Now that I had a proper erection, I scooped a handful of Vaseline and smothered my cock with it, as I knew Alex's asshole would be tight as hell. As my cock drew closes to his ass I could see that he was eagerly anticipating it. He spread apart his cheeks so that it would widen his hole to be able to fit my cock.
"I want it to be more intimate," he said, giggling ass he did. I continued ******* him, as he starting kissing me. Now I know what he meant by more intimate. Soon I started feeling a more romantic effect from the sex.
"I can feel it," I said, "I can feel it coming." 'When you cum don't stop ******* me. I want you to fill my asshole with your load' he screamed in pleasure.
I yelled this out as I came. This was my best cumming ever. Even better then the first time I masturbated. Holy **** it was amazing. I could feel my dick pulsating and girating as Alex's asshole filled with cum. I was cumming and orgasming, but it didn't seem like it ended.
'Oh **** your cum feels so warm inside my ass'! yelled Alex.
Before long the bathtub was covered in cum. We were covered in cum. It had ended. I could still feel the orgasm long after it ended. Alex started giggling. Our bodies were dripping wet with sweat and cum I reached my fist inside his asshole and scooped and a handful of cum and drew it to his face. We started kissing soon after, and didn't care about the huge mess we made. I stroked and caressed is cute, sweaty little ass. His perfect dark blonde hair, his cute little 10 year old face and his nice smooth legs made him such an awesome **** . Man, that was my greatest experience of all time, and I'll never forget it. He was my first, and it was awesome.
User avatar #1292 to #1291 - jingleforth (11/17/2015) [-]
You're ******* gay
User avatar #1279 - PopcornViking ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
Crap, I thought DJ 4DM1N just changed the color for dubs.
You better deny that trade...
#1288 to #1279 - blobboy (10/26/2015) [-]
******* deleted, spammer, kill yourself
User avatar #1289 to #1288 - PopcornViking ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
Ive been master hacked
#1275 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
Happy Hitler
User avatar #1276 to #1275 - blobboy (09/10/2015) [-]
Out of all the people I thumbed, you are the one that actually delivered.
User avatar #1274 - jorgethemaster (09/09/2015) [-]
Yo man did you do anal?
User avatar #1280 to #1274 - PopcornViking ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - jorgethemaster (10/26/2015) [-]
You're still alive?
User avatar #1282 to #1281 - PopcornViking ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
contrary to popular belief, yes
User avatar #1284 to #1282 - jorgethemaster (10/26/2015) [-]
How many shekels do you have now?
User avatar #1285 to #1284 - PopcornViking ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
all of them
#1272 - Decode (08/06/2015) [-]
my bad m8, I didn't realize you sent me a request
#1261 - mrpeep (07/13/2015) [-]
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#1257 - zionsype ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #1256 - blobboy (06/29/2015) [-]
#1253 - auronexplains (06/20/2015) [-]
Hey bro, who makes the Explain avvys?
User avatar #1254 to #1253 - blobboy (06/20/2015) [-]
I lost the template whoops
User avatar #1273 to #1254 - warioteam (08/12/2015) [-]
me too lol
i literally have no idea where i saved mine
#1255 to #1254 - auronexplains (06/20/2015) [-]
Ah man. That sucks. Thanks for taking the time to respond though.
User avatar #1246 - tranquilizer ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Where else do you use that uesrname
User avatar #1247 to #1246 - tranquilizer ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
uesrname


..uesrname
User avatar #1248 to #1247 - blobboy (06/15/2015) [-]
A few places, where'd you see it?
User avatar #1249 to #1248 - tranquilizer ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
A long shot but I tried out the agar.io thingy and spotted someone named blobboy
But hey it's an excuse to leave comment
User avatar #1250 to #1249 - blobboy (06/15/2015) [-]
Nah I haven't played agario in a while
Ben Mass is usually what I name myself though.
User avatar #1251 to #1250 - tranquilizer ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
I think I'll start being FJ related to see if I get any reactions in the names
User avatar #1252 to #1251 - tranquilizer ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
I keep missing words
I'm tired
#1245 - papafrank (06/07/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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