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#141 - But the guy in the tweet is directly implying they're easiest …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Atheism +2
#144 - chinchulines (01/05/2016) [-]
yeah, thats a good point and it may be true, but the way i understood it, he said it as in trolling atheist in general and not in that particular tweet, i might be wrong but thats my opinion
#140 - But, it literally said the easiest ones to troll. He directly …  [+] (11 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Atheism +71
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#146 - magicmace (01/05/2016) [-]
Atheism isn't a religion.
Its the direct equivalent of saying Theism is a religion.

Atheism is a word that describes all religions that do not believe in a god.
Theism is a word that describes all religions that do believe in a god.

The original tweeter was being a retard to try and troll people.
#208 - veryfahnyjokes (01/05/2016) [-]
Nigga you salteh
#267 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Hey that's not salt you fucking dipshit. Go suck dicks somewhere else <- This, however, is salt. Please use the word correctly next time.
#268 - veryfahnyjokes (01/05/2016) [-]
Nigga you also salteh
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#175 - lathyrusvii (01/05/2016) [-]
How the hell did his tweet, extrapolated and dissected in front of you, get to you as well?

It's presumed that the people who don't reply
1. Understand what atheism is.
2. Ignore the obviously inciteful statement, showing self-restraint.

He wants people to comment that he's wrong. He knows he's wrong. He said it, purposefully, to incite the urge in others to respond, and in anger.

...How did you fall for the trap when it was clear as day from ten miles away? <<
#240 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Not only an obvious trap, but with him literally SAYING that it was a trap. Jesus.
#167 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
And it WORKED.
Even you fucking got up in arms about it.
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#184 - mutantunicorn (01/05/2016) [-]
so what you were saying is that Christians are the best Muslims?
#239 - rnorton (01/05/2016) [-]
YES! Because you just told the same joke with different words. If someone posted this on social media, then the irrational christians would be the ones making fools of themselves.
#197 - neokun (01/05/2016) [-]
I-- what? Fuck it, why not.
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#155 - iamchicken (01/05/2016) [-]
Well I mean the United States officially holds it as a religion.
#33 - *basically the same. as in the same playstyle. I think its jus… 01/05/2016 on who likes Corrin? 0
#27 - except lucina roy and marth are basically the same thing of ea…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on who likes Corrin? 0
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#29 - Data (01/03/2016) [-]
Nah, there's a few slight difference between them all.
Roy's D+Air has an easy Meteor hit box, one of the fastest falls in the game, his damage is increased at the hilt of the sword, and his recovery is more diagonal and slower.
Marth and Lucina are different based on damage and slight weight difference. Marth's damage is tippers, meaning the tip of the blade does the most damage. Lucina's is the same all throughout. Lucina can't use her Side B to aid in her recovery, as it doesn't effect her air momentum any. Lucina is slightly faster than Marth, but only slightly.
The only true clone in the game is Pit and Dark Pit. Their stats are 100% identical, except Pit's arrows do less damage but can be controlled easily, and their side B looks different.
#33 - blitzblitz (01/05/2016) [-]
*basically the same. as in the same playstyle. I think its just that swordfighters besides corrin and robin are honestly just pretty generic. (shulk's monada is interesting though). All those fist fighters have unique traits/actions/aspects to make them different. Lucario, captain falcon, and pac man are all drastically different figheters.
#133 - have you sen fnaf world? ugh 01/03/2016 on More undertale? 0
#55 - actually it is at least kinda confirmed shes bisexual as she h…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Toby, not a known giver of... 0
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#57 - volksworgen (01/03/2016) [-]
i think she was more embarassed but shes actually like said in for reals that she likes undyne.
#28 - You dont have to make your text super ******* tiny all…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Random funnies +1
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#37 - thenoahgoesree (12/23/2015) [-]
yes i do[small
i hate having to look at anything i wrote because it it most likely full of autism[small]
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#38 - thenoahgoesree (12/23/2015) [-]
SEE?? AUTISM AT ITS FINEST, FRIEND
#102 - you can do it, its just ******* weird. 12/23/2015 on Onii Chan +3
#35 - are you actually a transexual? or is that just a thing with yo…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/21/2015 on so pretty +6
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#59 - andra (12/21/2015) [-]
whats a transexual
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#66 - ohshoot (12/21/2015) [-]
Any chance your last name is "ogynous"?
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#67 - andra (12/21/2015) [-]
thats my middle name
my last name is thefuckingfaggot
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#68 - lunathenightmare (12/21/2015) [-]
can I be your Bella Luna thefuckingfaggot

marry me ya cocksucker
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#69 - andra (12/21/2015) [-]
yea sure lets do it
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#70 - lunathenightmare (12/21/2015) [-]
meet me in the ring on sunday
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#71 - andra (12/21/2015) [-]
but sunday already happened
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#72 - lunathenightmare (12/21/2015) [-]
next sunday
jesus christ
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#73 - andra (12/21/2015) [-]
im breaking up with you
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#74 - lunathenightmare (12/21/2015) [-]
you what
that's not allowed
#79 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
boob jokes when
arreatface
#126 - bare bears is actually fairly good if you want a show that so …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on I can't wait +4
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#127 - aerosol (12/14/2015) [-]
Isn't that where the trailer came from? Or are you saying it's not all bad because I agree with that ?
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#1 - youmotherfather (04/05/2014) [-]
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#2 to #1 - blitzblitz (04/17/2014) [-]
what the **** happened here
User avatar #3 to #2 - youmotherfather (04/17/2014) [-]
I... don't remember
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