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|#55 - i work in an anime/japanese hobby shop and have to deal with t… [+] (6 new replies)||07/04/2015 on Cringe #L||+42|
#144 - privatepumpanickel (07/05/2015) [-]
>15, in middle school (Secondary in Britland)
> befriend girl in year above me who I find crying often, gets bullied
>assume she's a loner, take it upon myself to befriend her, help keep assholes away as best I could
>Sweet Mary Magdafuck I was wrong
> has a weaboo clan, herself being the obvious alpha weaboo (alpha fema-weeb?)
>get dragged into clan each morning in the middle of social break area, cannot escape no matter how I try to march past
>girl greets me by emitting high-pitched squeak, much like on the video, and scrunching, distorting her face into - what she thinks - looks like an "XD" face but looks more like it came from some fresh weab hell
> "D-D-CHANNN! BAKAAAA! XD"
>before long I couldn't tell between their roleplays and their real persona (what was left of them)
>If I was lucky, she would just swoon over her favourite male Anime dude.
>on bad days, she would pretend to be him.
>all fucking day
>"oh h-hey" *exaggerated deep male voice*
>the day I straight bailed that shit was when she decided this "alter-ego" would fall in love with me
>One day "D-chan!! Bakaaaa!!" *fucked up scrunchy face* "H-hey. Its (fuck idk) Naruto-fucking-san. I-I found this song for you...*pretends to blush*
>starts loudly singing - in the rusty, deep male voice a version of Ronan Keating's "when you say nothing at all"
>I straight up stood up and walked away. Surprisingly I think her cringyness kind of inverted on herself and she just kind of understood and stood, silently, letting the song fade out as I nop'd away, having to walk past other pupils. Some laughed, others i'm certain had expressions of pity.
>not surprised in the slightest
I avoided going out into the break area altogether for pretty much until she left
#91 - John Cena (07/04/2015) [-]
If any of them bring up a clearly feminine object, ask them "So, is this for the girlfriend"? Might get a few laughs out of the embarrassment.
|#9 - what is number 8? [+] (1 new reply)||07/04/2015 on Rule 63 Comp IV||0|
|#11 - why was hagrid so attached to harry? [+] (2 new replies)||07/03/2015 on Hagrid was amazing||+1|
|#9 - i feel like you just watched inside out [+] (1 new reply)||06/25/2015 on I'm really feeling it pt. 1||0|
|#12 - i feel like she looks too much like 18 [+] (1 new reply)||06/25/2015 on Rule 63 Comp||+18|
#37 - John Cena (06/25/2015) [-]
She's 18 That's all I needed to know...
|#3 - i'm gonna need the name of this anime [+] (1 new reply)||06/23/2015 on Deadpool in Anime||0|
|#23 - who is @sarah? [+] (2 new replies)||06/18/2015 on Well of Uncomfortable Truths||+10|
#25 - John Cena (06/18/2015) [-]
All these are from Imgur, there she's the site's community rep basically.
|#10 - the jaden smith one kinda makes sense in a weird way. cause if… [+] (4 new replies)||06/09/2015 on Celeb||+11|
#18 - xxsikoticxx (06/10/2015) [-]
not really, gifted people tend to not really benefit much in comparison to those less fortunate in public schools. While the gifted kid is sitting there bored after understanding the topic, he still has to sit there and wait for the other less gifted people to understand said topic
TLDR: public education benefits those less fortunate more.
#21 - magtron (06/10/2015) [-]
fuck some college level eductions is the same shit i sit bored outta my fucking mind in my damn english class i dont mind history because its new stuff ish it gets put into a more depth so its not entirely boring math and science classes progress so slowly i dont needt examples show the deinition one implication and let me figure it out its abetter wat to learn
#15 - John Cena (06/10/2015) [-]
no, there will still be smart and stupid people, only difference is, the stupid people cannot narrow the gap with education.
|#26 - i should read the comments before commenting next time [+] (1 new reply)||06/04/2015 on Douche Bag Parking Comp||+1|
|#13 - i'm more amazed by the number of people who carry chalk on them [+] (3 new replies)||06/03/2015 on Douche Bag Parking Comp||-4|