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#252 - **blazeone rolled a random image posted in comment #2413729 …  [+] (1 reply) 01/10/2013 on Zombie Apocalipse 0
#253 - blazeone (01/10/2013) [-]
double fail -_-
#249 - **blazeone rolled a random image posted in comment #442850 …  [+] (1 reply) 01/10/2013 on Zombie Apocalipse +2
#250 - blazeone (01/10/2013) [-]


I can honestly say... I did not see that coming

Get it? coming!!!???

#2 - but... but.. true. alternate means of secu…  [+] (7 replies) 01/07/2013 on So, about the zombie... 0
#3 - GeneralLeeInsane (01/07/2013) [-]
I'll stick with my 8 lb. splitting maul...
think of it as a cross between an axe and a sledgehammer.
#4 - doctadeathbench (01/07/2013) [-]
like this?
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#5 - GeneralLeeInsane (01/07/2013) [-]
It's a sledge on one side, and an axe on the other, but it doesn't weigh 25 lbs., like that one would.
Much easier to swing, and it's just as devastating.
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#6 - doctadeathbench (01/07/2013) [-]
What do you mean too heavy? One must use the weight of a blunt weapon to ones advantage
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#7 - GeneralLeeInsane (01/07/2013) [-]
If you were surrounded by a large horde of zombies, you're going to need to move fast to eliminate said zombies.
Lugging around a 25 pound pseudo-maul, held together by a few strips of duck tape is not the wisest long-term weapon.
The original splitting maul is designed for the same purpose, is light enough to handle for hours, and heavy enough to cut a person straight down their spine.
And unlike a sword, which has the potential to cut multiple enemies with a single slice, a maul is a one-hit, one-kill weapon, a personalized FUCK YOU for each zombie you take down with it. And you can open locked doors, smash vending machines, ATMs, or any other things you'd like opened.
It's really a more handy item all things considered.
The pseudo-maul from DR2 would be better off being thrown at a large group, and praying it takes out 3 or 4 of them. But doesn't have the durability of its original sledge with all that duck tape.
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#8 - doctadeathbench (01/07/2013) [-]
did you have to look that up?...
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#9 - GeneralLeeInsane (01/07/2013) [-]
I didn't at all.
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