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    So, about the zombie apocalypse... So, about the zombie apocalypse...
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    Wait, what? Wait, what?
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#253 - double fail -_- 01/10/2013 on Zombie Apocalipse 0
#252 - **blazeone rolled a random image posted in comment #2413729 …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on Zombie Apocalipse 0
#253 - blazeone (01/10/2013) [-]
double fail -_-
#250 - Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm well.... I can honestly say… 01/10/2013 on Zombie Apocalipse +1
#249 - **blazeone rolled a random image posted in comment #442850 …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on Zombie Apocalipse +2
#250 - blazeone (01/10/2013) [-]
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm

well....

I can honestly say... I did not see that coming

Get it? coming!!!???

baahah
#2 - but... but.. true. alternate means of secu…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2013 on So, about the zombie... 0
#3 - GeneralLeeInsane (01/07/2013) [-]
I'll stick with my 8 lb. splitting maul...
think of it as a cross between an axe and a sledgehammer.
#4 - doctadeathbench (01/07/2013) [-]
like this?
User avatar #5 - GeneralLeeInsane (01/07/2013) [-]
Kinda...
It's a sledge on one side, and an axe on the other, but it doesn't weigh 25 lbs., like that one would.
Much easier to swing, and it's just as devastating.
User avatar #6 - doctadeathbench (01/07/2013) [-]
What do you mean too heavy? One must use the weight of a blunt weapon to ones advantage
User avatar #7 - GeneralLeeInsane (01/07/2013) [-]
If you were surrounded by a large horde of zombies, you're going to need to move fast to eliminate said zombies.
Lugging around a 25 pound pseudo-maul, held together by a few strips of duck tape is not the wisest long-term weapon.
The original splitting maul is designed for the same purpose, is light enough to handle for hours, and heavy enough to cut a person straight down their spine.
And unlike a sword, which has the potential to cut multiple enemies with a single slice, a maul is a one-hit, one-kill weapon, a personalized FUCK YOU for each zombie you take down with it. And you can open locked doors, smash vending machines, ATMs, or any other things you'd like opened.
It's really a more handy item all things considered.
The pseudo-maul from DR2 would be better off being thrown at a large group, and praying it takes out 3 or 4 of them. But doesn't have the durability of its original sledge with all that duck tape.
User avatar #8 - doctadeathbench (01/07/2013) [-]
did you have to look that up?...
User avatar #9 - GeneralLeeInsane (01/07/2013) [-]
Nope.
I didn't at all.
#566 - **blazeone rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at … 12/28/2012 on Breaking Rape!?!? -1
#555 - **blazeone rolled a random image posted in comment #2307845 … 12/28/2012 on Breaking Rape!?!? -1
#28 - **blazeone rolled a random image posted in comment #1619286 … 11/27/2012 on OHGODNO dot JPG 0
#9 - **blazeone rolls 7** are the gods of luck on my side for the… 11/09/2012 on Win or fail 0
#176 - **blazeone rolls 622** last ******* time 11/08/2012 on its roll time 0
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User avatar #15 - rossbelfast (11/06/2012) [-]
Whats the deal with your posts spamming Kristalkitty ?
User avatar #3 - turtleback (05/24/2012) [-]
Your myth posts are good and you should feel good.
#4 to #3 - blazeone (05/24/2012) [-]
Thanks guys. But truth be told, ALL of the cred goes to user Whomadewho.
I asked his permission before reposting all of his myths.. They have been out of circulation for a while, and I really enjoyed them.
I just wanted all of the new heads of FJ to enjoy them as well ^_^
User avatar #13 to #4 - mrsonicrainboom (05/29/2012) [-]
well i sure enjoyed them :)
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (05/23/2012) [-]
happy to see the myth thing is going well
#5 to #2 - blazeone (05/24/2012) [-]
Thanks guys. But truth be told, ALL of the cred goes to user Whomadewho.
I asked his permission before reposting all of his myths.. They have been out of circulation for a while, and I really enjoyed them.
I just wanted all of the new heads of FJ to enjoy them as well ^_^
User avatar #7 to #5 - whomadewho (05/24/2012) [-]
uhhhh....
#8 to #7 - blazeone (05/24/2012) [-]
jeeeez bro.. Lmfao now I feel kinda dumb xD
I wasn't paying attention bahaha
But thanks nonetheless.. I honestly didn't think they would be this well liked again :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - whomadewho (05/24/2012) [-]
well they did before, and this is a new batch
#10 to #9 - blazeone (05/24/2012) [-]
Oh yea, But top 6 on all posts, You did hella good bro ^_^
User avatar #11 to #10 - whomadewho (05/24/2012) [-]
well remember that i posted mine when there was a lot less, all those were on the top 3 at the time. people get a lot of thumbs. the creepy myth will get you a lot.
#12 to #11 - blazeone (05/24/2012) [-]
yea, I think Im going to start those next, cuz alot of people have asked for them
User avatar #1 - mrsonicrainboom (05/23/2012) [-]
i sub'd to see more movie myth's :) there really good. i like the set up and look of them. hope you do more :)
#6 to #1 - blazeone (05/24/2012) [-]
Thanks guys. But truth be told, ALL of the cred goes to user Whomadewho.
I asked his permission before reposting all of his myths.. They have been out of circulation for a while, and I really enjoyed them.
I just wanted all of the new heads of FJ to enjoy them as well ^_^
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