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#89 - Thats what I thought. Of course youre going to tell me Im wron…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2014 on unpopular opinion -1
#90 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
The people have spoken, I'm not the only one who dislikes your comments.
User avatar #93 - blayneket (11/05/2014) [-]
Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right.
Are you seriously not going to defend yourself- military fag?
#94 - kepesauce (11/05/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude let it fucking go.
#157 - **blayneket rolled image ** My sexual identity 11/03/2014 on dear funnyjunk +1
#154 - So like.. you a femcopter or a mancopter? 11/03/2014 on dear funnyjunk 0
#155 - #thelasttimeiwasinawoman 11/03/2014 on Pregnancy +3
#124 - ^whirl image^ Did I do it guys? 11/03/2014 on oh /b/ 0
#122 - **blayneket rolled image ** 11/03/2014 on oh /b/ 0
#87 - Tell me how.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/03/2014 on unpopular opinion 0
#88 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm over this. Grow up and chill out.
User avatar #89 - blayneket (11/04/2014) [-]
Thats what I thought. Of course youre going to tell me Im wrong but not how.
#90 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
The people have spoken, I'm not the only one who dislikes your comments.
User avatar #93 - blayneket (11/05/2014) [-]
Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right.
Are you seriously not going to defend yourself- military fag?
#94 - kepesauce (11/05/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude let it fucking go.
#83 - Thats a brilliant point. Way to win this argument -_-  [+] (7 new replies) 11/03/2014 on unpopular opinion -1
#86 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
I think it's pretty clear you're in the wrong here.
User avatar #87 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Tell me how.
#88 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm over this. Grow up and chill out.
User avatar #89 - blayneket (11/04/2014) [-]
Thats what I thought. Of course youre going to tell me Im wrong but not how.
#90 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
The people have spoken, I'm not the only one who dislikes your comments.
User avatar #93 - blayneket (11/05/2014) [-]
Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right.
Are you seriously not going to defend yourself- military fag?
#94 - kepesauce (11/05/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude let it fucking go.
#6 - **** . 11/03/2014 on Finish Her! +2
#9 - And they look the top of his skull off just because. 11/03/2014 on Deformed skeleton 0
#11 - Guns. 11/03/2014 on Sucks to be a lefty 0
#1 - Reminds me of this.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Eh, it's fine, no one will... +60
#5 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
If I were a landlord Id put up stuff like these and weird switches to freak people out not knowing what function they have. And then when they call wondering what they are for Id open up by saying. "I hope by god you didnt flip the switch, please tell me you didnt flip it. Oh crap..."
#19 - Well said. 11/03/2014 on Defective +2
#11 - Lol. 11/03/2014 on He knows. -1
#14 - Toothpicks. 11/03/2014 on Slowpoke Pumpkin Stencil 0
#58 - It isnt your job to police the world. Your way of life has not…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/03/2014 on unpopular opinion -4
#81 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
Well there were those folks called the British..
User avatar #83 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Thats a brilliant point. Way to win this argument -_-
#86 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
I think it's pretty clear you're in the wrong here.
User avatar #87 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Tell me how.
#88 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm over this. Grow up and chill out.
User avatar #89 - blayneket (11/04/2014) [-]
Thats what I thought. Of course youre going to tell me Im wrong but not how.
#90 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
The people have spoken, I'm not the only one who dislikes your comments.
User avatar #93 - blayneket (11/05/2014) [-]
Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right.
Are you seriously not going to defend yourself- military fag?
#94 - kepesauce (11/05/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude let it fucking go.
#57 - Some people.  [+] (10 new replies) 11/03/2014 on unpopular opinion -4
User avatar #58 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
It isnt your job to police the world. Your way of life has not once been challenged and yet you must defend it from them. Bullshit.
#81 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
Well there were those folks called the British..
User avatar #83 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Thats a brilliant point. Way to win this argument -_-
#86 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
I think it's pretty clear you're in the wrong here.
User avatar #87 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Tell me how.
#88 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm over this. Grow up and chill out.
User avatar #89 - blayneket (11/04/2014) [-]
Thats what I thought. Of course youre going to tell me Im wrong but not how.
#90 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
The people have spoken, I'm not the only one who dislikes your comments.
User avatar #93 - blayneket (11/05/2014) [-]
Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right.
Are you seriously not going to defend yourself- military fag?
#94 - kepesauce (11/05/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude let it fucking go.
#53 - I didnt say that the military was unnecessary. I just your mil…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/03/2014 on unpopular opinion -5
#75 - lordbroldamort (11/03/2014) [-]
ok the military has these things called the "Geneva and Hauge" conventions. these are things that prevent us from killing innocents and also prevent us from using means to kill people that would be deemed cruel or unnecessary. on top of that people that kill soldiers, not just U.S but also German and French and British all those people in the box right now; cause i can tell you it isnt just Americans over there. anyone who kills those people are linked directly or indirectly to ISIS or Al Qaeda which if you didnt know are organizations built for the sole purpose of doing harm to countries that dont share their ideals. i just thought id put that out there.
#55 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
"THESE PEOPLE" we're "murdering" are pretty much turning the middle east and other regions into a giant COD match. Some people need to be killed.
User avatar #57 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Some people.
User avatar #58 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
It isnt your job to police the world. Your way of life has not once been challenged and yet you must defend it from them. Bullshit.
#81 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
Well there were those folks called the British..
User avatar #83 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Thats a brilliant point. Way to win this argument -_-
#86 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
I think it's pretty clear you're in the wrong here.
User avatar #87 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Tell me how.
#88 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm over this. Grow up and chill out.
User avatar #89 - blayneket (11/04/2014) [-]
Thats what I thought. Of course youre going to tell me Im wrong but not how.
#90 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
The people have spoken, I'm not the only one who dislikes your comments.
User avatar #93 - blayneket (11/05/2014) [-]
Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right.
Are you seriously not going to defend yourself- military fag?
#94 - kepesauce (11/05/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude let it fucking go.
#48 - (Also, Im not American)  [+] (15 new replies) 11/03/2014 on unpopular opinion -5
#50 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
I don't give a fuck what you are, you're ideals are completely backasswards.
User avatar #53 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
I didnt say that the military was unnecessary. I just your military kills too many innocent people with no discretion or remorse. Your dad is probably a very intelligent man who works a necessary job protecting his people and probably worked very hard at getting there- in contrast, ground infantry who who join the military because they never planned for anything and go to the middle east and die- They asked for it. You went to another country, armed and ready to kill people and they killed you first. You arent a hero, you put yourself in that situation "defending freedom" from people who would leave you the fuck alone if you would just leave. And yes, there are bad people and "terrorists" who want to end your American way of life, and they should probably die- but maybe if you actually tracked down and killed the individuals behind it instead of killing random people without discretion then maybe more and more civilians wouldnt be fighting back. Its like we kill random people, they get pissed, they retaliate and kill a soldier and you put it on the news to tell the public, "LOOK A HERO DIED! THIS IS WHY WERE HERE! PROTECTING FREEDOM FROM THESE PEOPLE!" Its fucking bullshit and you know it.
#75 - lordbroldamort (11/03/2014) [-]
ok the military has these things called the "Geneva and Hauge" conventions. these are things that prevent us from killing innocents and also prevent us from using means to kill people that would be deemed cruel or unnecessary. on top of that people that kill soldiers, not just U.S but also German and French and British all those people in the box right now; cause i can tell you it isnt just Americans over there. anyone who kills those people are linked directly or indirectly to ISIS or Al Qaeda which if you didnt know are organizations built for the sole purpose of doing harm to countries that dont share their ideals. i just thought id put that out there.
#55 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
"THESE PEOPLE" we're "murdering" are pretty much turning the middle east and other regions into a giant COD match. Some people need to be killed.
User avatar #57 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Some people.
User avatar #58 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
It isnt your job to police the world. Your way of life has not once been challenged and yet you must defend it from them. Bullshit.
#81 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
Well there were those folks called the British..
User avatar #83 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Thats a brilliant point. Way to win this argument -_-
#86 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
I think it's pretty clear you're in the wrong here.
User avatar #87 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Tell me how.
#88 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm over this. Grow up and chill out.
User avatar #89 - blayneket (11/04/2014) [-]
Thats what I thought. Of course youre going to tell me Im wrong but not how.
#90 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
The people have spoken, I'm not the only one who dislikes your comments.
User avatar #93 - blayneket (11/05/2014) [-]
Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right.
Are you seriously not going to defend yourself- military fag?
#94 - kepesauce (11/05/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude let it fucking go.
#47 - Lvl. 77 Murderer.  [+] (17 new replies) 11/03/2014 on unpopular opinion -5
#49 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
Whatever, I'm sure you and your liberal ass family are smart enough that you couldn't possibly be wrong about anything like this.
User avatar #48 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
(Also, Im not American)
#50 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
I don't give a fuck what you are, you're ideals are completely backasswards.
User avatar #53 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
I didnt say that the military was unnecessary. I just your military kills too many innocent people with no discretion or remorse. Your dad is probably a very intelligent man who works a necessary job protecting his people and probably worked very hard at getting there- in contrast, ground infantry who who join the military because they never planned for anything and go to the middle east and die- They asked for it. You went to another country, armed and ready to kill people and they killed you first. You arent a hero, you put yourself in that situation "defending freedom" from people who would leave you the fuck alone if you would just leave. And yes, there are bad people and "terrorists" who want to end your American way of life, and they should probably die- but maybe if you actually tracked down and killed the individuals behind it instead of killing random people without discretion then maybe more and more civilians wouldnt be fighting back. Its like we kill random people, they get pissed, they retaliate and kill a soldier and you put it on the news to tell the public, "LOOK A HERO DIED! THIS IS WHY WERE HERE! PROTECTING FREEDOM FROM THESE PEOPLE!" Its fucking bullshit and you know it.
#75 - lordbroldamort (11/03/2014) [-]
ok the military has these things called the "Geneva and Hauge" conventions. these are things that prevent us from killing innocents and also prevent us from using means to kill people that would be deemed cruel or unnecessary. on top of that people that kill soldiers, not just U.S but also German and French and British all those people in the box right now; cause i can tell you it isnt just Americans over there. anyone who kills those people are linked directly or indirectly to ISIS or Al Qaeda which if you didnt know are organizations built for the sole purpose of doing harm to countries that dont share their ideals. i just thought id put that out there.
#55 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
"THESE PEOPLE" we're "murdering" are pretty much turning the middle east and other regions into a giant COD match. Some people need to be killed.
User avatar #57 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Some people.
User avatar #58 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
It isnt your job to police the world. Your way of life has not once been challenged and yet you must defend it from them. Bullshit.
#81 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
Well there were those folks called the British..
User avatar #83 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Thats a brilliant point. Way to win this argument -_-
#86 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
I think it's pretty clear you're in the wrong here.
User avatar #87 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Tell me how.
#88 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm over this. Grow up and chill out.
User avatar #89 - blayneket (11/04/2014) [-]
Thats what I thought. Of course youre going to tell me Im wrong but not how.
#90 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
The people have spoken, I'm not the only one who dislikes your comments.
User avatar #93 - blayneket (11/05/2014) [-]
Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right.
Are you seriously not going to defend yourself- military fag?
#94 - kepesauce (11/05/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude let it fucking go.
#44 - Sounds like someones dad was a murderer. Im sorry he couldnt p…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/03/2014 on unpopular opinion -3
#46 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
You're so stupid it's funny. My father attended West Point Military Academy, is a Colonel in the US Army and is in cyber terrorism and protection. If you really think you'd be fine without a military protecting you and the country, move to fucking Africa, they sure have their shit together down there.
User avatar #47 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Lvl. 77 Murderer.
#49 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
Whatever, I'm sure you and your liberal ass family are smart enough that you couldn't possibly be wrong about anything like this.
User avatar #48 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
(Also, Im not American)
#50 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
I don't give a fuck what you are, you're ideals are completely backasswards.
User avatar #53 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
I didnt say that the military was unnecessary. I just your military kills too many innocent people with no discretion or remorse. Your dad is probably a very intelligent man who works a necessary job protecting his people and probably worked very hard at getting there- in contrast, ground infantry who who join the military because they never planned for anything and go to the middle east and die- They asked for it. You went to another country, armed and ready to kill people and they killed you first. You arent a hero, you put yourself in that situation "defending freedom" from people who would leave you the fuck alone if you would just leave. And yes, there are bad people and "terrorists" who want to end your American way of life, and they should probably die- but maybe if you actually tracked down and killed the individuals behind it instead of killing random people without discretion then maybe more and more civilians wouldnt be fighting back. Its like we kill random people, they get pissed, they retaliate and kill a soldier and you put it on the news to tell the public, "LOOK A HERO DIED! THIS IS WHY WERE HERE! PROTECTING FREEDOM FROM THESE PEOPLE!" Its fucking bullshit and you know it.
#75 - lordbroldamort (11/03/2014) [-]
ok the military has these things called the "Geneva and Hauge" conventions. these are things that prevent us from killing innocents and also prevent us from using means to kill people that would be deemed cruel or unnecessary. on top of that people that kill soldiers, not just U.S but also German and French and British all those people in the box right now; cause i can tell you it isnt just Americans over there. anyone who kills those people are linked directly or indirectly to ISIS or Al Qaeda which if you didnt know are organizations built for the sole purpose of doing harm to countries that dont share their ideals. i just thought id put that out there.
#55 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
"THESE PEOPLE" we're "murdering" are pretty much turning the middle east and other regions into a giant COD match. Some people need to be killed.
User avatar #57 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Some people.
User avatar #58 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
It isnt your job to police the world. Your way of life has not once been challenged and yet you must defend it from them. Bullshit.
#81 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
Well there were those folks called the British..
User avatar #83 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Thats a brilliant point. Way to win this argument -_-
#86 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
I think it's pretty clear you're in the wrong here.
User avatar #87 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Tell me how.
#88 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm over this. Grow up and chill out.
User avatar #89 - blayneket (11/04/2014) [-]
Thats what I thought. Of course youre going to tell me Im wrong but not how.
#90 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
The people have spoken, I'm not the only one who dislikes your comments.
User avatar #93 - blayneket (11/05/2014) [-]
Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right.
Are you seriously not going to defend yourself- military fag?
#94 - kepesauce (11/05/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude let it fucking go.
#25 - Not even over 9000. ******* pussy. 11/03/2014 on America 0
#42 - Point is, if you go to another country and shoot people daily …  [+] (22 new replies) 11/03/2014 on unpopular opinion -5
#43 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
You should probably just kill yourself if you think military members are just murderers. Go fuck yourself
User avatar #62 - douthit (11/03/2014) [-]
It's just legalized killing, that for anyone else would be considered murder. What's the difference?
User avatar #44 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Sounds like someones dad was a murderer. Im sorry he couldnt pass highschool.
#46 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
You're so stupid it's funny. My father attended West Point Military Academy, is a Colonel in the US Army and is in cyber terrorism and protection. If you really think you'd be fine without a military protecting you and the country, move to fucking Africa, they sure have their shit together down there.
User avatar #47 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Lvl. 77 Murderer.
#49 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
Whatever, I'm sure you and your liberal ass family are smart enough that you couldn't possibly be wrong about anything like this.
User avatar #48 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
(Also, Im not American)
#50 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
I don't give a fuck what you are, you're ideals are completely backasswards.
User avatar #53 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
I didnt say that the military was unnecessary. I just your military kills too many innocent people with no discretion or remorse. Your dad is probably a very intelligent man who works a necessary job protecting his people and probably worked very hard at getting there- in contrast, ground infantry who who join the military because they never planned for anything and go to the middle east and die- They asked for it. You went to another country, armed and ready to kill people and they killed you first. You arent a hero, you put yourself in that situation "defending freedom" from people who would leave you the fuck alone if you would just leave. And yes, there are bad people and "terrorists" who want to end your American way of life, and they should probably die- but maybe if you actually tracked down and killed the individuals behind it instead of killing random people without discretion then maybe more and more civilians wouldnt be fighting back. Its like we kill random people, they get pissed, they retaliate and kill a soldier and you put it on the news to tell the public, "LOOK A HERO DIED! THIS IS WHY WERE HERE! PROTECTING FREEDOM FROM THESE PEOPLE!" Its fucking bullshit and you know it.
#75 - lordbroldamort (11/03/2014) [-]
ok the military has these things called the "Geneva and Hauge" conventions. these are things that prevent us from killing innocents and also prevent us from using means to kill people that would be deemed cruel or unnecessary. on top of that people that kill soldiers, not just U.S but also German and French and British all those people in the box right now; cause i can tell you it isnt just Americans over there. anyone who kills those people are linked directly or indirectly to ISIS or Al Qaeda which if you didnt know are organizations built for the sole purpose of doing harm to countries that dont share their ideals. i just thought id put that out there.
#55 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
"THESE PEOPLE" we're "murdering" are pretty much turning the middle east and other regions into a giant COD match. Some people need to be killed.
User avatar #57 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Some people.
User avatar #58 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
It isnt your job to police the world. Your way of life has not once been challenged and yet you must defend it from them. Bullshit.
#81 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
Well there were those folks called the British..
User avatar #83 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Thats a brilliant point. Way to win this argument -_-
#86 - kepesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
I think it's pretty clear you're in the wrong here.
User avatar #87 - blayneket (11/03/2014) [-]
Tell me how.
#88 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm over this. Grow up and chill out.
User avatar #89 - blayneket (11/04/2014) [-]
Thats what I thought. Of course youre going to tell me Im wrong but not how.
#90 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
The people have spoken, I'm not the only one who dislikes your comments.
User avatar #93 - blayneket (11/05/2014) [-]
Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right.
Are you seriously not going to defend yourself- military fag?
#94 - kepesauce (11/05/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude let it fucking go.
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User avatar #21 - ratohnhaketon (04/29/2012) [-]
I can't believe you ripped on me because I made 2 bits of OC that were similar in nature and yet a massive majority of your stuff is reposted with the smallest changes. Good going faggot
#24 to #21 - obamaexplain (11/08/2014) [-]
Im sorry... my bad man.
#19 - anonymous (04/02/2012) [-]
You seem like one of those kids on Xbox live who would screech really high pitched noises. The way you act is repulsive and is not fitting for a 20 year old male.
#15 - ratohnhaketon (03/21/2012) [-]
I have been through your content and comments after you commented on my content and wall and all I can say is that I can only assume that you are dyslexic, socially and mentally challenged, a virgin, a faggot and the only time your dick as seen any action in the company of women is when you got angry at your mom and yanked on it until it bled.
User avatar #22 to #15 - revengeforfreeze (03/20/2014) [-]
what is up with you dude
#16 to #15 - blayneket (03/21/2012) [-]
Haha funny guy. Dyslexic how?
And yeah a super virgin here lmao.
All I can say is after viewing your most recent content I chose not to look at anything else.
Enough Said.
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