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Date Signed Up:7/28/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Content Ranking:#12279
Comment Ranking:#4175
Highest Content Rank:#3562
Highest Comment Rank:#3342
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#38 - What ******* year is it? 11/15/2014 on Random Title. 0
#98 - Or you could lose weight and find out people just think youre a bitch. 11/10/2014 on ohsnap.exe 0
#77 - You know this is from a documentary- hes the world masturbati… 11/10/2014 on "Why don't you have a gf?" +1
#48 - Picture 11/10/2014 on Not as planned +1
#14 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Not as planned +7
User avatar #33 - archmagestudios (11/09/2014) [-]
My steaks are made.
User avatar #44 - exotic (11/09/2014) [-]
mind if i roll weed?
User avatar #46 - archmagestudios (11/09/2014) [-]
Heh... Disguised toast.
#48 - blayneket (11/10/2014) [-]
#24 - Lost it at "Indian hieroglyphic **** " 11/09/2014 on Ghetto Hikes 0
#174 - Ive heard worse alibis 11/09/2014 on Free America +1
#122 - WOW! That sculpture is more HD than any Blizzard game! 11/09/2014 on Pretty fucking cool m8 0
#47 - Dont bomb us please. 11/09/2014 on Glorious 4chan +2
#46 - What did he expect?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on Glorious 4chan 0
#51 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
worse, probably
or sarcastic spitefull niceness

right up until it's final days it was quite difficult to really predict 4chins behaviour
#11 - A lesson from Spongebob eh?  [+] (13 new replies) 11/08/2014 on For men's +35
#22 - skeletorexplains (11/08/2014) [-]
Y'know i've always wondered in that episode, if spongebob couldn't lift a teddy bear, let alone a fucking anchor.

How did he manage to lfit himself off the ground? Maybe those arms really did work.
User avatar #47 - kameken (11/08/2014) [-]
Sponges aren't heavy.
#48 - skeletorexplains (11/08/2014) [-]
Neither are teddy bears...
#50 - kameken (11/08/2014) [-]
Teddy bears are heavier, and would absorb more water, though.
#52 - skeletorexplains (11/08/2014) [-]
But sponges are designed to absorb water, Not to mention if i remember right these teddy bears were smaller than him, So in reality with his clothes, accessories and two large plastic air filled arms, he'd weigh more.
User avatar #62 - lotengo (11/08/2014) [-]
he absorbs water, but he is also in the water. The water he absorbs doesnt affect his weight like a balloon doesnt get heavier or lighter when you fill it with air.
#63 - skeletorexplains (11/08/2014) [-]
That still doesn't change the fact he is heavier than the bears.
User avatar #84 - nikolaier (11/08/2014) [-]
well, dont forget about the rod that connects the bears, could be aluminium, iron, steel or some other metal that i know jack shit about
#85 - skeletorexplains (11/08/2014) [-]
True, didn't think of that.
User avatar #64 - lotengo (11/08/2014) [-]
you havent explained one thing about skeletor since you got here.

Why does he have a skull as a face but a normal body with flesh and skin?
#65 - skeletorexplains (11/08/2014) [-]
Ambush question, but i'll answer it.

He has a skull on his face because Acid that burnt his face off.

And i think you should look more closely at the "S" at the end of this username, The joke isn't that i'm explaining skeletor, it's that skeletor is explaining shit to you. And people said i wouldn't amount to anything.
#13 - krasnogvardiech (11/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - infinitereaper (11/08/2014) [-]
This episode ended up with him in shame once everyone found out because his fake muscles blew up, then Sandy forced him to work out. Well his fingers at least.
The original spongebob was the best.
#17 - HIDE THE JEWS! 11/08/2014 on Feminist movie +1
#1 - Ferrofluid. 11/07/2014 on Magnetic Liquid 0
#1 - Same joke Ive seen 30 times, reposted by some cunt, and then r…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Jet-Skis 0
User avatar #2 - rawfulz (11/11/2014) [-]
Don't forget this is two years old.... So......
#34 - Lmfao thanks. Enjoy this from my favourites. 11/07/2014 on Joksters 0
#21 - Please  [+] (20 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Joksters 0
#53 - lefiddlesticks (11/07/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image**
#22 - sliferzpwns (11/07/2014) [-]
dumping
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#33 - sliferzpwns (11/07/2014) [-]
blayneket this is the last one that I have
#41 - tacoperson (11/07/2014) [-]
is this one trolling just because you can't read it?
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User avatar #34 - blayneket (11/07/2014) [-]
Lmfao thanks. Enjoy this from my favourites.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4216451/Bad+troll+face+comp/
#54 - Whats it about? 11/07/2014 on Hmm... 0
#17 - **** I love these.  [+] (22 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Joksters +2
#20 - sliferzpwns (11/07/2014) [-]
want some more?
User avatar #21 - blayneket (11/07/2014) [-]
Please
#53 - lefiddlesticks (11/07/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image**
#22 - sliferzpwns (11/07/2014) [-]
dumping
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#33 - sliferzpwns (11/07/2014) [-]
blayneket this is the last one that I have
#41 - tacoperson (11/07/2014) [-]
is this one trolling just because you can't read it?
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#60 - darthsanti (11/07/2014) [-]
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#90 - brainrot (11/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #34 - blayneket (11/07/2014) [-]
Lmfao thanks. Enjoy this from my favourites.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4216451/Bad+troll+face+comp/
#61 - Then go home. 11/07/2014 on Scarface 0
#62 - **blayneket rolled image ** My spirit Pokémon 11/07/2014 on Pokemon Geometry 0
#16 - I actually think this movie looks like garbage. 11/07/2014 on How to train your Baymax -2
#3 - Cars dont come with a manual. I mean, yes they come with a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2014 on backshot 0
#18 - Airmanator (11/06/2014) [-]
Actually cars do some with a manual.

But gun safety is common sense.
#12 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Why are you comparing it to driving a car? Like you said, driving is a privilege not a right. Owning a gun is a right according to the Bill of Rights.
#31 - Op Delivers. 11/06/2014 on OP Delivered 0
#18 - **blayneket rolled image ** 4chan's true identity. 11/06/2014 on Hacking equals gang rape +6
#21 - Comment deleted 11/06/2014 on Same or different? +1

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User avatar #21 - ratohnhaketon (04/29/2012) [-]
I can't believe you ripped on me because I made 2 bits of OC that were similar in nature and yet a massive majority of your stuff is reposted with the smallest changes. Good going faggot
#24 to #21 - obamaexplain (11/08/2014) [-]
Im sorry... my bad man.
#19 - anonymous (04/02/2012) [-]
You seem like one of those kids on Xbox live who would screech really high pitched noises. The way you act is repulsive and is not fitting for a 20 year old male.
#15 - ratohnhaketon (03/21/2012) [-]
I have been through your content and comments after you commented on my content and wall and all I can say is that I can only assume that you are dyslexic, socially and mentally challenged, a virgin, a faggot and the only time your dick as seen any action in the company of women is when you got angry at your mom and yanked on it until it bled.
User avatar #22 to #15 - revengeforfreeze (03/20/2014) [-]
what is up with you dude
#16 to #15 - blayneket (03/21/2012) [-]
Haha funny guy. Dyslexic how?
And yeah a super virgin here lmao.
All I can say is after viewing your most recent content I chose not to look at anything else.
Enough Said.
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