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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:7/28/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Content Ranking:#12279
Comment Ranking:#4176
Highest Content Rank:#3562
Highest Comment Rank:#3342
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#70 - But everyone knows, Missouri loves company. 11/26/2014 on Just so you know...... +22
#5 - **blayneket rolls 69** Black people are equal 11/24/2014 on cant blame a guy for trying 0
#10086316 - First time begin rolled. Not disappointed. Thanks lol  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #10087887 - DrOhcysp (11/22/2014) [-]
#15 - Also you spelled 'heart' wrong twice you ******* retard. 11/22/2014 on Closest thing to adult... 0
#14 - A heart attack is not a ******* stroke you idiot.…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Closest thing to adult... +2
User avatar #15 - blayneket (11/22/2014) [-]
Also you spelled 'heart' wrong twice you fucking retard.
#9 - A heart attack isnt a stoke -_-  [+] (5 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Closest thing to adult... +2
User avatar #10 - alphagex (11/21/2014) [-]
Do you even read the content it says Stroke not stoke and a hearth attack can also be called a stroke
#30 - leonhardt (11/22/2014) [-]
again with hearth attack

do you even know what a hearth is nigga
User avatar #16 - equinoxxa (11/22/2014) [-]
No it can't... strokes happen in the brain.
User avatar #14 - blayneket (11/22/2014) [-]
A heart attack is not a fucking stroke you idiot. Are you fucking 10?
User avatar #15 - blayneket (11/22/2014) [-]
Also you spelled 'heart' wrong twice you fucking retard.
#33 - Comment deleted 11/21/2014 on Hey look at this -1
#20 - I am glad I was also not the only one to think this.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/21/2014 on FURRIES! +3
User avatar #22 - zourch (11/22/2014) [-]
I too am glad that I also was not the only one also thinking this
User avatar #24 - aldkai (11/22/2014) [-]
The fuck you're thinking about I have no idea what you niggas are saying
User avatar #25 - zourch (11/22/2014) [-]
the bats faces look similar to a childhood cartoon
User avatar #26 - aldkai (11/22/2014) [-]
Now that's because 99% of furry art is tracing of Disney style.
#41 - badpony (11/22/2014) [-]
All dogs go to heaven is Warner brothers
User avatar #99 - aldkai (11/22/2014) [-]
Another proof furries are a hivemind.
#43 - Legs Go All The Way Up Griffin? 11/21/2014 on My waifu +5
#25 - Dont have an ex. Still dating my first gf. 11/21/2014 on When Everything Reminds You... 0
#28 - NOKIA N95! LOUDEST PHONE EVER- IS 7 YEARS OLD. 11/21/2014 on Luka is best Vocaloid +1
#149 - It works. Try it. 11/21/2014 on trailer-trash dishware 0
#146 - Yeah I was just being a tool lol. 11/21/2014 on Yugioh card 0
#44 - Liar. Its just some asian guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Jackie chan's best day 0
User avatar #55 - Alchemyst (11/19/2014) [-]
All asian guys are Jackie Chan.
#34 - I just dont like those movies. I dated a girl in highschool wh… 11/19/2014 on too late for this? 0
#36 - No kidding. Have you ever tried to find regular strength Advil…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on The possibilities 0
#38 - luigipimp (11/18/2014) [-]
figure out how much will kill us and back it up a bit
#13 - Tim Burton movies are all complete **** . If you l…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2014 on too late for this? -8
#26 - fishinyourface (11/18/2014) [-]
the generalization is strong in this one
#29 - imbatmanboi (11/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - procrasturbate (11/18/2014) [-]
Eh, no. I think everyone is entitled to their own opinions. But your opinion is shit.
User avatar #16 - elcreepo (11/18/2014) [-]
Just because something is more popular than you are...
#14 - weirdvintagegirl (11/18/2014) [-]
h-how could you
User avatar #34 - blayneket (11/19/2014) [-]
I just dont like those movies. I dated a girl in highschool who watched them every day and I have seen them all enough times to say I seriously dont like them. Also, I cant fucking stand Johnny Depp either, at least not in any of those shit Tim Burton roles. I fucking get it- Johnny Depp plays a clever, sarcastic and eccentric character who while overwhelmed by circumstances beyond his control thrives due to luck, friendship, charm and wit; also, hes dressed like a clown. The fucking end.
So sure, its an unpopular opinion but I dont care. Enjoy your formulaic movies.
Also, Helena Bonham Carter is nothing more than Tim Burton's wife.
#134 - Is it bad that THIS is why Im embarrassed I play at least 3 …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Yugioh card 0
User avatar #142 - skulldan (11/18/2014) [-]
hey, the put in solid effort. I play the game also and its fine
User avatar #146 - blayneket (11/21/2014) [-]
Yeah I was just being a tool lol.
#43 - It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on Good Friends +1
#46 - shadowbringerx (11/17/2014) [-]
#13 - WOW! You go on IMGUR TOOOOOO?! … 11/17/2014 on Had to share this 0
#10 - Vancouver Science World! The ads are better than the science centre! 11/17/2014 on Interesting Fact Compilation +1
#8 - **blayneket rolls 258,562,782** Remember when the media … 11/17/2014 on Can't Flim flam the Sponge-man 0
#5 - That is one ugly ******* kid though 11/17/2014 on Who wants to see daddy? +1
#13 - **blayneket rolled image ** Femnist? Jesus Ch…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on FeministActivism.org +5
User avatar #41 - shadowbreech (11/16/2014) [-]
I'm a numbers guy, so that 23.62 billion people is what fucked with me...
User avatar #16 - subaqueousreach (11/16/2014) [-]
Check the description bro.
#2 - How the **** are consoles below Apple products?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2014 on PC Mustard Rice 0
User avatar #3 - kellendros (11/15/2014) [-]
Assassin's Creed: Unity ringing any bells?
#4 - anonymous (11/15/2014) [-]
the fuck does Unity have to do with consoles being lower? Especially when it was also released for the PC
User avatar #5 - kellendros (11/16/2014) [-]
Because every game they release, unless made ONLY for PC, tends to be at the shitty fucking Console specs.

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User avatar #21 - ratohnhaketon (04/29/2012) [-]
I can't believe you ripped on me because I made 2 bits of OC that were similar in nature and yet a massive majority of your stuff is reposted with the smallest changes. Good going faggot
#24 to #21 - obamaexplain (11/08/2014) [-]
Im sorry... my bad man.
#19 - anonymous (04/02/2012) [-]
You seem like one of those kids on Xbox live who would screech really high pitched noises. The way you act is repulsive and is not fitting for a 20 year old male.
#15 - ratohnhaketon (03/21/2012) [-]
I have been through your content and comments after you commented on my content and wall and all I can say is that I can only assume that you are dyslexic, socially and mentally challenged, a virgin, a faggot and the only time your dick as seen any action in the company of women is when you got angry at your mom and yanked on it until it bled.
User avatar #22 to #15 - revengeforfreeze (03/20/2014) [-]
what is up with you dude
#16 to #15 - blayneket (03/21/2012) [-]
Haha funny guy. Dyslexic how?
And yeah a super virgin here lmao.
All I can say is after viewing your most recent content I chose not to look at anything else.
Enough Said.
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