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#12 - What a bargain! Bet he came with an extra chromosome! 11/05/2014 on Monty +2
#1 - Guns come with a manual? Theyre meant to kill people.. the wor…  [+] (20 new replies) 11/05/2014 on backshot +96
User avatar #29 - andimac (11/06/2014) [-]
Surely the worst thing you could do is kill the wrong person.
#27 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
or kill someone you didn't mean to. Oops, right? What a blunder, sure wish I had a manual.
#17 - Airmanator (11/06/2014) [-]
They're supposed to, though some guns don't. They describe cleaning, maintenance, safety, etc. Here's the one I received for my Yugoslavian pattern Tokarev.
User avatar #15 - collateraldamageco (11/06/2014) [-]
Guns come with a manual because sometimes parts need to be changed/cleaned/fixed and it helps to know how to properly disassemble and reassemble your firearm so it doesn't malfunction or break. Also not every firearm is built the same way so it's useful to have a reference guide just in case.
#7 - friedgreenpomatoes (11/06/2014) [-]
It's an airsoft gun. You can tell because the bullet is bouncing off the person instead of going through them, and because the manual is in Japanese, the language of a nation that has banned firearms for years.
#28 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
aw yiss, Evunjellyon
#23 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
It has several languages. I can even read some English on the left side of the page.
#11 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
not Japanese
User avatar #36 - anotheroneonearth (11/06/2014) [-]
you are right
also in that pic ファキューニーガ = fuck you nigger
#16 - yoruwaakeru (11/06/2014) [-]
you can clearly see the オ symbol on the right side of the page, and that's japanese my friend.
User avatar #32 - buttseckss (11/06/2014) [-]
Japanese and Chinese share thousands of characters.

Every number through infinity for example.
User avatar #31 - emiyashirou (11/06/2014) [-]
オ is the katakana 'o' and 才 is a kanji (meaning: genius or years old). Note how they look exactly the same in this font.
#35 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
it's chinese. i'm chinese.
#30 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
Also a Chinese symbol, lots of Japanese Hiragana and Katakana are based off of Chinese characters. Also, you can tell that the text is Chinese based on the fact that there are only intricate letters
User avatar #5 - roliga (11/06/2014) [-]
It looks like it's for an airsoft toy
#4 - aapnootmies (11/06/2014) [-]
This is for an airsoft gun
#2 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
Actually, the worst thing you could do is kill someone you didn't mean to kill. Pic unrelated.
User avatar #3 - blayneket (11/06/2014) [-]
Cars dont come with a manual.
I mean, yes they come with a manual but not an instruction manual.
When you guy a car its implied that you already know how to drive. Its implied that you know how to shift gears, that you know which peddle is the brake and that you know how to use the turn signal. How is that implied? Because we have government issued licences. Why? Because vehicles are dangerous and can hurt people. We're required by law to prove our knowledge of vehicles to a bureau and have a licence issued to us. Also, driving is a privileged not a right and can be revoked if you suck at driving. Thats why I cant understand why buying gun doesnt require any government issued licencing. You should be required to take a course and prove your gun knowledge, and misusing this right should mean your gun licence is revoked. vehicles arent made to kill people, guns are. I dont see how this is even a question.
#18 - Airmanator (11/06/2014) [-]
Actually cars do some with a manual.

But gun safety is common sense.
#12 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
Why are you comparing it to driving a car? Like you said, driving is a privilege not a right. Owning a gun is a right according to the Bill of Rights.
#131 - Well at least she getting all the attention she was searching …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Shocking effects of self harm 0
#163 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
I don't get how it being for attention changes anything, she's still got very serious mental problems to do this much damage. I never claimed self harm to be logical
#130 - And all their problems were solved right? 11/05/2014 on Shocking effects of self harm 0
#22 - They cant swim because they got a free ride to this country un… 11/05/2014 on oh..oh.. +6
#25 - **blayneket rolled user mindlessdubs ** Still a faggot. 11/05/2014 on leave me alone 0
#5 - HA! 11/05/2014 on cleavage +1
#8 - 15 ways to cook food without eating  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on This Should be a new... +12
#13 - houseofscarlet (11/05/2014) [-]
15 ways to have sex without losing your virginity
#11 - **** , did you take art or sumthin?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Video game covers 0
User avatar #16 - tkfourtwoone (11/05/2014) [-]
That's... literally grade school shit
#10 - Even colour schemes are schemes. 11/05/2014 on Video game covers +6
#23 - SOMEONE HAD AN ABOOOOOOOORTION! 11/05/2014 on SJW In Real Life +1
#6 - You do mean hiking and doing drugs right? 11/05/2014 on Under Pressure 0
#4 - *rainbow road 11/05/2014 on rainbow bridge +2
#15 - Who the **** eats cream cheese on pancakes?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on pancake printer -1
User avatar #18 - pwnsomelink (11/05/2014) [-]
cream cheese goes on anything sir
#32 - AND NOT ONE HAS MAGICAL ******* POWERS? THIS PLAN… 11/05/2014 on Beautiful Gems +41
#93 - Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right. Are …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on unpopular opinion -1
#94 - kepesauce (11/05/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude let it fucking go.
#22 - Thats Racist. 11/04/2014 on What grinds my gears 0
#14 - There always have been and always will be homeless people. The… 11/04/2014 on That's how it works, right? +4
#89 - Thats what I thought. Of course youre going to tell me Im wron…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2014 on unpopular opinion -1
#90 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
The people have spoken, I'm not the only one who dislikes your comments.
User avatar #93 - blayneket (11/05/2014) [-]
Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right.
Are you seriously not going to defend yourself- military fag?
#94 - kepesauce (11/05/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude let it fucking go.
#157 - **blayneket rolled image ** My sexual identity 11/03/2014 on dear funnyjunk +1
#154 - So like.. you a femcopter or a mancopter? 11/03/2014 on dear funnyjunk 0
#155 - #thelasttimeiwasinawoman 11/03/2014 on Pregnancy +3
#124 - ^whirl image^ Did I do it guys? 11/03/2014 on oh /b/ 0
#122 - **blayneket rolled image ** 11/03/2014 on oh /b/ 0
#87 - Tell me how.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/03/2014 on unpopular opinion 0
#88 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm over this. Grow up and chill out.
User avatar #89 - blayneket (11/04/2014) [-]
Thats what I thought. Of course youre going to tell me Im wrong but not how.
#90 - kepesauce (11/04/2014) [-]
The people have spoken, I'm not the only one who dislikes your comments.
User avatar #93 - blayneket (11/05/2014) [-]
Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right.
Are you seriously not going to defend yourself- military fag?
#94 - kepesauce (11/05/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude let it fucking go.

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User avatar #21 - ratohnhaketon (04/29/2012) [-]
I can't believe you ripped on me because I made 2 bits of OC that were similar in nature and yet a massive majority of your stuff is reposted with the smallest changes. Good going faggot
#24 to #21 - obamaexplain (11/08/2014) [-]
Im sorry... my bad man.
#19 - Womens Study Major (04/02/2012) [-]
You seem like one of those kids on Xbox live who would screech really high pitched noises. The way you act is repulsive and is not fitting for a 20 year old male.
#15 - ratohnhaketon (03/21/2012) [-]
I have been through your content and comments after you commented on my content and wall and all I can say is that I can only assume that you are dyslexic, socially and mentally challenged, a virgin, a faggot and the only time your dick as seen any action in the company of women is when you got angry at your mom and yanked on it until it bled.
User avatar #22 to #15 - revengeforfreeze (03/20/2014) [-]
what is up with you dude
#16 to #15 - blayneket (03/21/2012) [-]
Haha funny guy. Dyslexic how?
And yeah a super virgin here lmao.
All I can say is after viewing your most recent content I chose not to look at anything else.
Enough Said.
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