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#25 - **blayneket rolled a random image posted in comment #520 at…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on Just needed saying +7
#45 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure equality has never been about genetic differences.
#35 - How much?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/09/2014 on w +4
User avatar #85 - swaginator (02/10/2014) [-]
tree fiddy
User avatar #69 - propanex (02/10/2014) [-]
3 suches
#65 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #44 - friedgreenpomatoes (02/10/2014) [-]
wow much
User avatar #52 - newsuperyoshi (02/10/2014) [-]
*much wow
#27 - **blayneket rolled a random image posted in comment #57064 …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on untitled 0
User avatar #30 - blarde (02/08/2014) [-]
pacman
#1 - **blayneket rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at … 02/05/2014 on Tracy not being mega dumb 0
#71 - Look up the movie Teeth. Its about a girl who has *****…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on WHAT THE FUCK!!! 0
User avatar #72 - orikanyo (02/02/2014) [-]
I forgot about that, though it was just some wierd spawn of somebody's imagination... now... now i worry.. worry that when I look at the next woman i meet and think "...What if.."
#69 - **blayneket rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2014 on WHAT THE FUCK!!! +2
User avatar #70 - orikanyo (02/02/2014) [-]
Well, this is knowledge i didn't need... nor want... god damn I'm itchy all over.
#71 - blayneket (02/02/2014) [-]
Look up the movie Teeth. Its about a girl who has vagina denta and bites guys dicks off with her pussy.
lol
User avatar #72 - orikanyo (02/02/2014) [-]
I forgot about that, though it was just some wierd spawn of somebody's imagination... now... now i worry.. worry that when I look at the next woman i meet and think "...What if.."
#37 - **blayneket rolled a random image posted in comment #7460877…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2014 on THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER +1
#44 - westpphi (02/01/2014) [-]
im very sorry to be "that" guy, but no.

Group of haters = 100%
Group of Fans = 100%

so:

50% of fans would still love him
50% of fans would begin to hate him
-> 100% of fans
50% of haters would still hate him.
50% of haters would begin to like him.
-> 100% of haters

but also:

50% of the people who give a flying fuck abot him would eventually like him
50% of the people who give a flying fuck abot him would eventually hate him

didnt mean to be rude. sorry. have a nice weekend.
#10 - **blayneket rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at … 01/24/2014 on your pets are strictly... 0
#56 - **blayneket rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at … 01/22/2014 on how about that +5
#18 - I didnt realize **** . You told me. 01/21/2014 on Coward the courageous dog 0
#18 - I hate this show.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on Mah knittah! Mah knittah!... -2
#41 - lolzordz (12/23/2013) [-]
same.. I can see why people think it could possibly be funny but its just not my humour at all
#28 - pokemonstheshiz (12/22/2013) [-]
#35 - **blayneket rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at … 12/11/2013 on Hey FJ! -1
#5 - **blayneket rolled a random image posted in comment #6745664…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2013 on And You Thought DBZ Had... +6
#21 - anonymous (12/11/2013) [-]
And next you'll tell me that buildings aren't smaller than the people that live in them...
#67 - anonymous (12/11/2013) [-]
Is that Tiberian Sun and if so all of my yes.
User avatar #88 - dansota (12/11/2013) [-]
That's only one of the best damn games ever, Age of Empires!
User avatar #86 - justmedude (12/11/2013) [-]
It's the first age of empires.
Tiberian Sun looks nothing like it. :s
#78 - tjubox (12/11/2013) [-]
Nigga, you didn't even guess the era.
#51 - I have the weirdest boner. Pm me? 12/11/2013 on Ashley's before & after... -2
#11 - Oh boy! I cant wait until this very image gives me cancer! 12/11/2013 on yay OC 0
#164 - Yeah, to be honest I find the special effects that went into d…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on Enlightened 0
User avatar #176 - leglesslegolegolas (12/14/2013) [-]
I don't care about wondering how they did something in a movie. When it comes to CGI I care about how good it looks. The CGI Gollum in The Two Towers was amazing, for instance.
#151 - **blayneket rolled a random image posted in comment #6757080…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2013 on Enlightened -1
#163 - sovietpolandtwo (12/11/2013) [-]
I think it's implied that the bulb shatters and she's electrocuted, making her head glow like a pickle with current running through it. Not that that's physically possible either.
User avatar #164 - blayneket (12/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, to be honest I find the special effects that went into doing this actually pretty good.
I mean, these days every movies is just CGI so traditional special effects are refreshing

Its just annoying that every single movie is CGI and so you never again get to ask yourself, "Whoa! How did that do that?"
User avatar #176 - leglesslegolegolas (12/14/2013) [-]
I don't care about wondering how they did something in a movie. When it comes to CGI I care about how good it looks. The CGI Gollum in The Two Towers was amazing, for instance.
#52 - **blayneket rolled a random image posted in comment #4580484… 12/09/2013 on Anime vs Real life 0
#468 - Well thank you! I mean clearly, some feet are more attract…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on Best comment ever 0
User avatar #471 - awesomerninjathing (12/09/2013) [-]
Well no shit but like I said it's a FETISH, for some people it feels exactly the same if not better than a vagina

It's like getting a handjob, sometimes you're too tired for thrusting so you just lay on your back and let her use her feet on you

You don't have to do that because you probably won't like it due to you not having the fetish, but if you really want, go ahead. And yes, use lube, or just do it after you've already started having sex so that you're already lubed up from her vagina
#463 - I seriously dont think youre getting the point here: I don…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2013 on Best comment ever -2
User avatar #465 - awesomerninjathing (12/08/2013) [-]
Do you want me to tell you what I like about feet?

Sadly, I haven't had any feet in my life but from the pictures I've seen, I really like toes with a nice color on them that are well-shaped, as well as some nice soft wrinkled soles.

It's a fetish, you don't have to understand it because other people do. You could say the same thing about you not understanding what's hot about putting your penis in a poop hole or practically torturing your SO with bondage
User avatar #468 - blayneket (12/09/2013) [-]
Well thank you!
I mean clearly, some feet are more attractive than others; Im not blind.

I just think that maybe, I dunno.. a vagina would fell better?
Call me old fashioned.

Tell you what though (and I mean this) I will ask my girlfriend to make a foot pussy and I will see what all this hullabaloo is all about...



Does it require lube :S

User avatar #471 - awesomerninjathing (12/09/2013) [-]
Well no shit but like I said it's a FETISH, for some people it feels exactly the same if not better than a vagina

It's like getting a handjob, sometimes you're too tired for thrusting so you just lay on your back and let her use her feet on you

You don't have to do that because you probably won't like it due to you not having the fetish, but if you really want, go ahead. And yes, use lube, or just do it after you've already started having sex so that you're already lubed up from her vagina
#458 - Well gee, its almost like I will never get what the ***…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2013 on Best comment ever -1
User avatar #459 - awesomerninjathing (12/08/2013) [-]
Do you like anal?

Do you like bondage?

Those are both fetishes that are less common than a foot fetish. You don't have to understand it.
User avatar #463 - blayneket (12/08/2013) [-]
I seriously dont think youre getting the point here:
I dont understand foot fetishes.
I never said it was stupid.
I never said it was gross.
I never said that having a foot fetish was weird.

I said, "I will never get what the fuck could possibly be hot about feet.."

If you were so inclined to prove what is so hot about feet, then why have you just called me a faggot?

OMG! Its almost as if YOU TOO dont get what is so hot about feet either.
Rather, youre just attracted to them and thats a fact.
I never said, "Jusitfy your fetish"
User avatar #465 - awesomerninjathing (12/08/2013) [-]
Do you want me to tell you what I like about feet?

Sadly, I haven't had any feet in my life but from the pictures I've seen, I really like toes with a nice color on them that are well-shaped, as well as some nice soft wrinkled soles.

It's a fetish, you don't have to understand it because other people do. You could say the same thing about you not understanding what's hot about putting your penis in a poop hole or practically torturing your SO with bondage
User avatar #468 - blayneket (12/09/2013) [-]
Well thank you!
I mean clearly, some feet are more attractive than others; Im not blind.

I just think that maybe, I dunno.. a vagina would fell better?
Call me old fashioned.

Tell you what though (and I mean this) I will ask my girlfriend to make a foot pussy and I will see what all this hullabaloo is all about...



Does it require lube :S

User avatar #471 - awesomerninjathing (12/09/2013) [-]
Well no shit but like I said it's a FETISH, for some people it feels exactly the same if not better than a vagina

It's like getting a handjob, sometimes you're too tired for thrusting so you just lay on your back and let her use her feet on you

You don't have to do that because you probably won't like it due to you not having the fetish, but if you really want, go ahead. And yes, use lube, or just do it after you've already started having sex so that you're already lubed up from her vagina
#449 - Being attracted to men would still be better then being attrac…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/08/2013 on Best comment ever -3
#454 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
you obviously haven't heard of preferences faggot
User avatar #453 - awesomerninjathing (12/08/2013) [-]
Not really, faggot.

If any girl you're with actually loves you and wants to please you, she'll help out with your fetish.
User avatar #458 - blayneket (12/08/2013) [-]
Well gee, its almost like I will never get what the fuck could possibly be hot about feet..

Fancy that!
User avatar #459 - awesomerninjathing (12/08/2013) [-]
Do you like anal?

Do you like bondage?

Those are both fetishes that are less common than a foot fetish. You don't have to understand it.
User avatar #463 - blayneket (12/08/2013) [-]
I seriously dont think youre getting the point here:
I dont understand foot fetishes.
I never said it was stupid.
I never said it was gross.
I never said that having a foot fetish was weird.

I said, "I will never get what the fuck could possibly be hot about feet.."

If you were so inclined to prove what is so hot about feet, then why have you just called me a faggot?

OMG! Its almost as if YOU TOO dont get what is so hot about feet either.
Rather, youre just attracted to them and thats a fact.
I never said, "Jusitfy your fetish"
User avatar #465 - awesomerninjathing (12/08/2013) [-]
Do you want me to tell you what I like about feet?

Sadly, I haven't had any feet in my life but from the pictures I've seen, I really like toes with a nice color on them that are well-shaped, as well as some nice soft wrinkled soles.

It's a fetish, you don't have to understand it because other people do. You could say the same thing about you not understanding what's hot about putting your penis in a poop hole or practically torturing your SO with bondage
User avatar #468 - blayneket (12/09/2013) [-]
Well thank you!
I mean clearly, some feet are more attractive than others; Im not blind.

I just think that maybe, I dunno.. a vagina would fell better?
Call me old fashioned.

Tell you what though (and I mean this) I will ask my girlfriend to make a foot pussy and I will see what all this hullabaloo is all about...



Does it require lube :S

User avatar #471 - awesomerninjathing (12/09/2013) [-]
Well no shit but like I said it's a FETISH, for some people it feels exactly the same if not better than a vagina

It's like getting a handjob, sometimes you're too tired for thrusting so you just lay on your back and let her use her feet on you

You don't have to do that because you probably won't like it due to you not having the fetish, but if you really want, go ahead. And yes, use lube, or just do it after you've already started having sex so that you're already lubed up from her vagina
#442 - I will never get what the **** could possibly be …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/08/2013 on Best comment ever +6
#455 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
Fetishes are irrational by definition. They're basically the sexy version of phobias. If it makes sense, it's not considered a fetish.
#446 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
Feet are only hot when you find perfect ones
User avatar #444 - awesomerninjathing (12/08/2013) [-]
I don't give a shit faggot
User avatar #449 - blayneket (12/08/2013) [-]
Being attracted to men would still be better then being attracted to feet.

Finding a guy to fuck is one thing,
You finding a girl who wants her feet fucked; good luck.
#454 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
you obviously haven't heard of preferences faggot
User avatar #453 - awesomerninjathing (12/08/2013) [-]
Not really, faggot.

If any girl you're with actually loves you and wants to please you, she'll help out with your fetish.
User avatar #458 - blayneket (12/08/2013) [-]
Well gee, its almost like I will never get what the fuck could possibly be hot about feet..

Fancy that!
User avatar #459 - awesomerninjathing (12/08/2013) [-]
Do you like anal?

Do you like bondage?

Those are both fetishes that are less common than a foot fetish. You don't have to understand it.
User avatar #463 - blayneket (12/08/2013) [-]
I seriously dont think youre getting the point here:
I dont understand foot fetishes.
I never said it was stupid.
I never said it was gross.
I never said that having a foot fetish was weird.

I said, "I will never get what the fuck could possibly be hot about feet.."

If you were so inclined to prove what is so hot about feet, then why have you just called me a faggot?

OMG! Its almost as if YOU TOO dont get what is so hot about feet either.
Rather, youre just attracted to them and thats a fact.
I never said, "Jusitfy your fetish"
User avatar #465 - awesomerninjathing (12/08/2013) [-]
Do you want me to tell you what I like about feet?

Sadly, I haven't had any feet in my life but from the pictures I've seen, I really like toes with a nice color on them that are well-shaped, as well as some nice soft wrinkled soles.

It's a fetish, you don't have to understand it because other people do. You could say the same thing about you not understanding what's hot about putting your penis in a poop hole or practically torturing your SO with bondage
User avatar #468 - blayneket (12/09/2013) [-]
Well thank you!
I mean clearly, some feet are more attractive than others; Im not blind.

I just think that maybe, I dunno.. a vagina would fell better?
Call me old fashioned.

Tell you what though (and I mean this) I will ask my girlfriend to make a foot pussy and I will see what all this hullabaloo is all about...



Does it require lube :S

User avatar #471 - awesomerninjathing (12/09/2013) [-]
Well no shit but like I said it's a FETISH, for some people it feels exactly the same if not better than a vagina

It's like getting a handjob, sometimes you're too tired for thrusting so you just lay on your back and let her use her feet on you

You don't have to do that because you probably won't like it due to you not having the fetish, but if you really want, go ahead. And yes, use lube, or just do it after you've already started having sex so that you're already lubed up from her vagina
#20 - ******* Doge..  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2013 on Do You? 0
#21 - tallzed (12/08/2013) [-]
**tallzed rolled a random image posted in comment #284346 at Shin Anime Social Board ** PONIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#28 - thescyle (12/08/2013) [-]
**thescyle rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Ror ** you dont know hot to do this
#26 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #101355 at Friendly **
#27 - joworaka (12/08/2013) [-]
**joworaka rolled a random image posted in comment #17242 at Friendly ** i want to try
User avatar #22 - tallzed (12/08/2013) [-]
Damn.
#19 - **blayneket rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/08/2013 on Do You? 0
User avatar #20 - blayneket (12/08/2013) [-]
Fucking Doge..
#21 - tallzed (12/08/2013) [-]
**tallzed rolled a random image posted in comment #284346 at Shin Anime Social Board ** PONIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#28 - thescyle (12/08/2013) [-]
**thescyle rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Ror ** you dont know hot to do this
#26 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #101355 at Friendly **
#27 - joworaka (12/08/2013) [-]
**joworaka rolled a random image posted in comment #17242 at Friendly ** i want to try
User avatar #22 - tallzed (12/08/2013) [-]
Damn.
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User avatar #21 - ratohnhaketon (04/29/2012) [-]
I can't believe you ripped on me because I made 2 bits of OC that were similar in nature and yet a massive majority of your stuff is reposted with the smallest changes. Good going ******
#19 - anonymous (04/02/2012) [-]
You seem like one of those kids on Xbox live who would screech really high pitched noises. The way you act is repulsive and is not fitting for a 20 year old male.
#15 - ratohnhaketon (03/21/2012) [-]
I have been through your content and comments after you commented on my content and wall and all I can say is that I can only assume that you are dyslexic, socially and mentally challenged, a virgin, a ****** and the only time your dick as seen any action in the company of women is when you got angry at your mom and yanked on it until it bled.
User avatar #22 to #15 - revengeforfreeze (03/20/2014) [-]
what is up with you dude
#16 to #15 - blayneket (03/21/2012) [-]
Haha funny guy. Dyslexic how?
And yeah a super virgin here lmao.
All I can say is after viewing your most recent content I chose not to look at anything else.
Enough Said.
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