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Date Signed Up:7/28/2011
Last Login:11/24/2014
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#697 - **blayneket rolls 07** Please Divine Leader! 05/27/2014 on Gay for admin 0
#694 - **blayneket rolls 50** Trips 05/27/2014 on Gay for admin 0
#28 - Have you seen the egg and tooth paste experiment? Its wor… 05/27/2014 on vinegar egg 0
#50 - **blayneket rolled image ** Did you know? Obscure… 05/27/2014 on The bite of justice +3
#16 - **blayneket rolled image ** 05/25/2014 on Futurama Feels. SPOILER. 0
#228 - Just saying.. that was a lot of tits for a nintendo game 05/23/2014 on Hyrule Warriors Screenshots +1
#78 - Okay.. well Ill give you 30$ for it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on It's been a while +2
#79 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
haha
#75 - And it would just burn through? It wouldnt catch fire?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2014 on It's been a while 0
#76 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
well I think it would have a similar effect that it does on paper. It doesn't set paper on fire, it just burns it to a cinder.
User avatar #89 - fuckingtrolls (05/23/2014) [-]
lame
#72 - How long, or many many lasers would I need to burn someone's c…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/23/2014 on It's been a while +1
#73 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Hmm.. I guess it depends on how far away your are, how reflective the window is and what colour the curtain is. I mean, if it's a fabric curtain, this thing would probably burn a hole in a few seconds. But realistically, you probably couldn't burn a curtain through a window from across a street.
User avatar #75 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
And it would just burn through? It wouldnt catch fire?
#76 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
well I think it would have a similar effect that it does on paper. It doesn't set paper on fire, it just burns it to a cinder.
User avatar #89 - fuckingtrolls (05/23/2014) [-]
lame
#74 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Forgot to mention that you would need to be point blank to burn the curtain.
User avatar #78 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
Okay.. well Ill give you 30$ for it.
#79 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
haha
#70 - Sweet. Does it run on batteries?  [+] (9 new replies) 05/23/2014 on It's been a while 0
#71 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, a 3.7 volt rechargeable baterry
User avatar #72 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
How long, or many many lasers would I need to burn someone's curtains through their window?
#73 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Hmm.. I guess it depends on how far away your are, how reflective the window is and what colour the curtain is. I mean, if it's a fabric curtain, this thing would probably burn a hole in a few seconds. But realistically, you probably couldn't burn a curtain through a window from across a street.
User avatar #75 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
And it would just burn through? It wouldnt catch fire?
#76 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
well I think it would have a similar effect that it does on paper. It doesn't set paper on fire, it just burns it to a cinder.
User avatar #89 - fuckingtrolls (05/23/2014) [-]
lame
#74 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Forgot to mention that you would need to be point blank to burn the curtain.
User avatar #78 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
Okay.. well Ill give you 30$ for it.
#79 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
haha
#68 - So can it burn things besides flammable things? Like besides t…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/23/2014 on It's been a while 0
#69 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #70 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
Sweet.
Does it run on batteries?
#71 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, a 3.7 volt rechargeable baterry
User avatar #72 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
How long, or many many lasers would I need to burn someone's curtains through their window?
#73 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Hmm.. I guess it depends on how far away your are, how reflective the window is and what colour the curtain is. I mean, if it's a fabric curtain, this thing would probably burn a hole in a few seconds. But realistically, you probably couldn't burn a curtain through a window from across a street.
User avatar #75 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
And it would just burn through? It wouldnt catch fire?
#76 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
well I think it would have a similar effect that it does on paper. It doesn't set paper on fire, it just burns it to a cinder.
User avatar #89 - fuckingtrolls (05/23/2014) [-]
lame
#74 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Forgot to mention that you would need to be point blank to burn the curtain.
User avatar #78 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
Okay.. well Ill give you 30$ for it.
#79 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
haha
#64 - Wtf do you even need a laser for? Gee whiz guise! I can point …  [+] (13 new replies) 05/23/2014 on It's been a while -1
#67 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
It's just something recreational. I like showing it off and using it at night. It's also fun to burn stuff with it like fireworks, matches and whatnot. Some people like to own novel things. This shouldn't come as a shock to you.
User avatar #68 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
So can it burn things besides flammable things? Like besides tissue paper and matches?
#69 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #70 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
Sweet.
Does it run on batteries?
#71 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, a 3.7 volt rechargeable baterry
User avatar #72 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
How long, or many many lasers would I need to burn someone's curtains through their window?
#73 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Hmm.. I guess it depends on how far away your are, how reflective the window is and what colour the curtain is. I mean, if it's a fabric curtain, this thing would probably burn a hole in a few seconds. But realistically, you probably couldn't burn a curtain through a window from across a street.
User avatar #75 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
And it would just burn through? It wouldnt catch fire?
#76 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
well I think it would have a similar effect that it does on paper. It doesn't set paper on fire, it just burns it to a cinder.
User avatar #89 - fuckingtrolls (05/23/2014) [-]
lame
#74 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Forgot to mention that you would need to be point blank to burn the curtain.
User avatar #78 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
Okay.. well Ill give you 30$ for it.
#79 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
haha
#62 - Do you even know who youre asking?  [+] (15 new replies) 05/23/2014 on It's been a while 0
#63 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
anyone who comes to fj and happens to be a laser enthusiast I guess
User avatar #64 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
Wtf do you even need a laser for? Gee whiz guise! I can point at something far away. Fun.
#67 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
It's just something recreational. I like showing it off and using it at night. It's also fun to burn stuff with it like fireworks, matches and whatnot. Some people like to own novel things. This shouldn't come as a shock to you.
User avatar #68 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
So can it burn things besides flammable things? Like besides tissue paper and matches?
#69 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #70 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
Sweet.
Does it run on batteries?
#71 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, a 3.7 volt rechargeable baterry
User avatar #72 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
How long, or many many lasers would I need to burn someone's curtains through their window?
#73 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Hmm.. I guess it depends on how far away your are, how reflective the window is and what colour the curtain is. I mean, if it's a fabric curtain, this thing would probably burn a hole in a few seconds. But realistically, you probably couldn't burn a curtain through a window from across a street.
User avatar #75 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
And it would just burn through? It wouldnt catch fire?
#76 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
well I think it would have a similar effect that it does on paper. It doesn't set paper on fire, it just burns it to a cinder.
User avatar #89 - fuckingtrolls (05/23/2014) [-]
lame
#74 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
Forgot to mention that you would need to be point blank to burn the curtain.
User avatar #78 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
Okay.. well Ill give you 30$ for it.
#79 - azinfoo (05/23/2014) [-]
haha
#60 - YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THE ******* VOLCANO BLEW UP. … 05/23/2014 on GTA 5 Map In A Nutshell 0
#1 - This has been around for a long time and I always knew it was …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on Gif thread of people... 0
User avatar #2 - breaken (05/23/2014) [-]
I know this one is fake, that's why I wanted more.
#2 - This is real. I swear it happened to my friend. 05/23/2014 on Dat Class 0
#2 - >Be me >Canadian >Home of confectionery frenc… 05/23/2014 on Pizza Fries 0
#2 - You want some **** ? 05/23/2014 on Perfection or time travelers 0
#14 - Did something once Told no one The end. 05/23/2014 on Tell confessabear all your... +1
#9 - Thanks, now I dont need to play. 05/23/2014 on GTA 5 Map In A Nutshell +1
#1 - My ****** .  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on Suggestion Section +1
#2 - psychoticcaleb (05/23/2014) [-]
Obligatory
#17 - That my friend is a fun fact. Thank you.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on When fictional heroes... 0
User avatar #18 - kanatana (05/23/2014) [-]
No problemo. Next time Tony Stark comes to the big screen, you'll have one more factoid to tell your friends.
#7 - **blayneket rolled image ** >Name is Blaine. >…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2014 on GTA 5 Map In A Nutshell -2
#22 - Womens Study Major (05/23/2014) [-]
So hows Cinnabar Island going? Is your Gym doing well?
User avatar #60 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THE FUCKING VOLCANO BLEW UP.
YEAH I FUCKING GET IT. "WHO BUILDS A CITY ON A VOLCANO LOLOLOL"
FUCK YOU.
WHY DONT YOU GET YOUR FAVORITE WATER POKEMON AND COME SURF YOUR FAGGOT ASS TO THE SEAFOAM ISLANDS AND SUCH MY MOLTEN BALLS?
#8 - Womens Study Major (05/23/2014) [-]
It says "Shit shit shit don't fal- FUCK!" The area is a big mountain.
User avatar #9 - blayneket (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks, now I dont need to play.
#32 - >1998 >Be 6 >Dad works for military >C… 05/22/2014 on Technological Boner +1
#64 - Hands.. they took a while, now I just enjoy drawing them lol 05/22/2014 on Explain, Movie, EXPLAIN! 0

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User avatar #21 - ratohnhaketon (04/29/2012) [-]
I can't believe you ripped on me because I made 2 bits of OC that were similar in nature and yet a massive majority of your stuff is reposted with the smallest changes. Good going faggot
#24 to #21 - obamaexplain (11/08/2014) [-]
Im sorry... my bad man.
#19 - Womens Study Major (04/02/2012) [-]
You seem like one of those kids on Xbox live who would screech really high pitched noises. The way you act is repulsive and is not fitting for a 20 year old male.
#20 to #19 - blayneket ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
The **** did I do?

#15 - ratohnhaketon (03/21/2012) [-]
I have been through your content and comments after you commented on my content and wall and all I can say is that I can only assume that you are dyslexic, socially and mentally challenged, a virgin, a faggot and the only time your dick as seen any action in the company of women is when you got angry at your mom and yanked on it until it bled.
User avatar #22 to #15 - revengeforfreeze (03/20/2014) [-]
what is up with you dude
#16 to #15 - blayneket ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
Haha funny guy. Dyslexic how?
And yeah a super virgin here lmao.
All I can say is after viewing your most recent content I chose not to look at anything else.
Enough Said.
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