blartonfairweather
Rank #523 on Subscribers
Offline
Send mail to blartonfairweather Block blartonfairweather Invite blartonfairweather to be your friend flag avatar| Last status update: | -
|
| | |
| Personal Info | |
| Facebook Profile: | Too poor to afford one... |
| Youtube Channel: | Heh? |
| Steam Profile: | Ferkwhad |
| Consoles Owned: | lolwut? |
| Video Games Played: | Deadly Premonition |
| X-box Gamertag: | lolwut? |
| PSN: | No. |
| Interests: | touching self in various places until climax is acheived |
| Date Signed Up: | 7/06/2012 |
| Location: | TexASS |
| FunnyJunk Career Stats | |
| Content Thumbs: | 36715 |
| Comment Thumbs: | 590 |
| Content Level Progress: | 92.7% (927/1000) Level 235 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz |
| Comment Level Progress: | 50% (5/10) Level 158 Comments: Faptastic → Level 159 Comments: Faptastic |
| Subscribers: | 175 |
| Content Views: | 1089983 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 1955 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 3776 |
| FJ Points: | 34856 |
Hi, I'm Blarton, nice to meet you. I make comics. They are bad, but so is communism, connect the dots.
Check out my music: https://soundcloud.com/malleablechild
Check out my music: https://soundcloud.com/malleablechild
Pictures
- Views: 105091
4698
230
Total: +4468
Comments: 480
Favorites: 286
Uploaded: 11/01/12
Friday Night - Views: 90799
4753
395
Total: +4358
Comments: 587
Favorites: 206
Uploaded: 07/22/12
McDonalds - Views: 96079
4673
542
Total: +4131
Comments: 311
Favorites: 171
Uploaded: 09/08/12
Fun at the library - Views: 81057
3819
540
Total: +3279
Comments: 430
Favorites: 150
Uploaded: 08/31/12
Bathroom Shenanigans - Views: 86157
3736
555
Total: +3181
Comments: 253
Favorites: 212
Uploaded: 09/29/12
So Fahnny Joke - Views: 81729
3577
421
Total: +3156
Comments: 278
Favorites: 131
Uploaded: 08/26/12
Unacceptable
user favorites
latest user's comments
| #3645 - Why hello there! What going on? | 04/15/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile | 0 |
| #3643 - No, clue, man. I guess my oc just isnt oc enough. And haha… | 03/30/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile | 0 |
| #1381 - There are no limits. The only limit is you and your mind. … [+] (1 new reply) | 02/28/2015 on seratyo's profile | 0 |
| #3641 - woah | 02/28/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile | 0 |
| #5 - Yes! | 02/18/2015 on Monsters | 0 |
| #3638 - Very true good sir. [+] (2 new replies) | 02/17/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile | 0 |
| Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday | ||
| #3636 - Oh, well alrighty then. I feel like cursive is a dying art. [+] (4 new replies) | 02/17/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile | 0 |
| Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday | ||
| #3634 - What?? You had to write in cursive too?? Are your teachers… [+] (6 new replies) | 02/17/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile | 0 |
| Oh, well alrighty then. I feel like cursive is a dying art. Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday | ||
| #3632 - Well that's good, but still, 10 pages is a bit ridiculous lol [+] (8 new replies) | 02/16/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile | 0 |
| Title, outline and source page helped get them. Plus writing in cursive takes up more space What?? You had to write in cursive too?? Are your teachers the devil? Oh, well alrighty then. I feel like cursive is a dying art. Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday | ||
| #64 - u got me | 02/15/2015 on Pokemon Showdown | 0 |
user's friends
Anonymous comments allowed.
114 comments displayed.
why dont you have any oc badges? Your comics are great man and you popped my comment cherry. You deserve more recognition bro... you should come on more often
No, clue, man. I guess my oc just isnt oc enough.
And haha thank you very much I really appreciate it! Comments like that are
what keep me going. I try to come on as much as possible, but school and work keep
me pretty preoccupied
And haha thank you very much I really appreciate it! Comments like that are
what keep me going. I try to come on as much as possible, but school and work keep
me pretty preoccupied
I feel you on the school part, man. It ******* sucks.
But not much really, just working a lot and finally got a car.
But not much really, just working a lot and finally got a car.
School isn't so bad. Just finished my research paper. Nice man!
Geez, a 10 page paper?
That's ******* rough, man.
That's ******* rough, man.
Well that's good, but still, 10 pages is a bit ridiculous lol
Title, outline and source page helped get them. Plus writing in cursive takes up more space
What?? You had to write in cursive too??
Are your teachers the devil?
Are your teachers the devil?
Oh, well alrighty then.
I feel like cursive is a dying art.
I feel like cursive is a dying art.
Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday
Is that even a question?
Of course I remember you! What going on, man??
Of course I remember you! What going on, man??
LIAAA
Nun much tho... Got fired from my job, got my wallet stolen, then I got 2 more jobs so i'm working 2 jobs now.... Finally till I can get a industrial job paying a what I make in 2 hours between the jobs in one hour...
What's going on with yourself tho... Haven't heard much form you and lost the number so no texts...
Nun much tho... Got fired from my job, got my wallet stolen, then I got 2 more jobs so i'm working 2 jobs now.... Finally till I can get a industrial job paying a what I make in 2 hours between the jobs in one hour...
What's going on with yourself tho... Haven't heard much form you and lost the number so no texts...
Oh geez, thats really rough. Bad luck, huh? That two jobs thing must really be doing
a number on you... Where are you working?
Not much man, just been chilling, making music. I've got a little job so its quite
nice and keeps me busy. Ya I lost your number too lol. I got a new phone and couldn't
remember your number for the life of me.
a number on you... Where are you working?
Not much man, just been chilling, making music. I've got a little job so its quite
nice and keeps me busy. Ya I lost your number too lol. I got a new phone and couldn't
remember your number for the life of me.
#3581 to #3576
-
deafmagnets (07/18/2014) [-]
One is working in a grill, cooking and serving breakfast and lunch from 5am to 2pm, and the other is at Harris Teeter, like Kroger, as a cashier working from like 9-10pm to 6-7 am on the days I'm off at the other place or I'll work the 4pm to 11pm when I got to work at the other place.
#MoMoneyMoBitches
I've tried making music, I haven't the patience for it...
I remember this... from when we were going to start a website together with me you and irwin lol that never happened
#MoMoneyMoBitches
I've tried making music, I haven't the patience for it...
I remember this... from when we were going to start a website together with me you and irwin lol that never happened
Wow that is a lot of work. If the pay isn't any good, is it at least any fun? And how
did you get your wallet stolen?? That must have been pretty annoying.
Music is quite hard, but it just takes some practice. Its kinda nice when you are able to
make something that sounds good and call it yours, haha. It's not for everyone tho.
Oh my god, ya I remember that. Didn't you have the website up for a little while?
did you get your wallet stolen?? That must have been pretty annoying.
Music is quite hard, but it just takes some practice. Its kinda nice when you are able to
make something that sounds good and call it yours, haha. It's not for everyone tho.
Oh my god, ya I remember that. Didn't you have the website up for a little while?
What didn't work?
And why you sling the N word around so much for?
And why you sling the N word around so much for?
Trying to talk to her parents.. They think I'm a stalker and don't want me talking to her anymore
I don't know why I'm saying it so much
I don't know why I'm saying it so much
Haha, what?? What did you say to them?
You dun goofed, kid.
No pu-tang for you.
You dun goofed, kid.
No pu-tang for you.
******* hell man, you just meet them and you say "Hi"? Seriously? You're better
than that, I know you are.
You should have said "I wanna fuk yo bby gurl"
than that, I know you are.
You should have said "I wanna fuk yo bby gurl"
I had to do it through a message and that's the second message you send you gotta be smooth like greasy butter
Oh so it wasn't face to face?
And oh right I got chu. You're so smart.
And oh right I got chu. You're so smart.
Now he would shoot me for sure if I did it in person
Now my best friends sister is becoming a dicktease
Now my best friends sister is becoming a dicktease
Just chillin'. You know how it is. Been making music and have a job now so that's
pretty cool.
Anything new with you?
pretty cool.
Anything new with you?
What instrument do you play? and nice where at?
I got a new girl thats about it lol
I got a new girl thats about it lol
Mostly piano. I like produce it on the computer tho. And its at a Chinese restaurant, its
pretty nice.
That's cool, man. Is she a keeper?
pretty nice.
That's cool, man. Is she a keeper?
Nice, I'm can play it too but I'm not the best and I'd wanna work at a place like that
She's pretty good overall except her parents don't like me
She's pretty good overall except her parents don't like me
Ya its actually pretty sweet to be honest.
And oh no, what did you do...?
And oh no, what did you do...?
Well go introduce yourself, you bum.
Gotta get it in good with the parents.
Gotta get it in good with the parents.
That's probably what's gonna happen to me
Do you even remember me?
Do you even remember me?
Haha and yes I remember you!
Why does everyone think I forgot about them?? I don't have dementia haha.
Why does everyone think I forgot about them?? I don't have dementia haha.
I actually a comic you bum! Not a good comic, but a comic. Don't be sad.
#3590 to #3588
-
blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Not too bad just been hangout out. Been working a lot and what not.
You?
You?
#3592 to #3591
-
blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Nice, man. Always good to take life slow for a bit.
You need to start getting on more even if you don't make comics.
*falls over and drops a molotov cocktail at your feet*
*enjoys it thoroughly and fills your house with fresh guacamole*
*inserts guacamole up Blartons butt then hangs him upside down like a pinata outside a mexicans house and gives them sticks to hit him with*
Hello, long time no talk! Are you planning on making any comics in the near future? I sure do miss em'!
Hey d00d, and idk maybe...
If my stupid brain ever gets some funny ideas
If my stupid brain ever gets some funny ideas
I can try to help you put some idea's together. You got the skills and I sorta of the brains. But that's totally up to you buddy.
BLARTON
trade plox
can i plox have the 5000 fj points we agreed on
trade plox
can i plox have the 5000 fj points we agreed on
