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#2 - Maybe it was never meant to be gotten, perhaps that's the true…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on bones +2
User avatar #3 - kightofnever (09/01/2014) [-]
that was deep man
#5 - To the person who told this story/AKA not OP(?) "…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Dog 0
#6 - kawai (09/01/2014) [-]
fuck you for fucking ruining it you glorious fucking bastard
#3 - Yes, very sad that OP only learned this great lesson AFTER the… 02/23/2014 on Keep Cryin Bitch Nigga..... -3
#1 - Why doesn't this glorious individual have all the thumbs? 02/23/2014 on Feels 0
#5 - BATTLE PILATES! Or for immature people, tea-bagging practice. 02/23/2014 on Army Synchronization 0
#8 - That cop is a racist, he only shot the black dog. 02/12/2014 on How do you feel about this? +1
#104 - I'm sorry, but now you're just making my case for me about how… 10/31/2013 on i beta you 0
#2 - Or perhaps she is a witch and can conjure images, maybe Gaston… 10/31/2013 on Continuity error! 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on Lister and Cat +1
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#102 - WHERE ARE THE SHADES?! The military has spent billion…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2013 on i beta you 0
User avatar #103 - aesguitar (10/23/2013) [-]
Again, look at what I said. The game, overall, is trying to be at least somewhat realistic to life, however, there are certain elements in real life that don't translate into fair gameplay. If you really want to get nit-picky, how come snipers don't have to compensate for wind, how can you steal another jet mid-air, how come light poles are completely indestructible, etc... BF3 is the most realistic game of its time, however, when you translate life to a game, some realism is lost.
#104 - blarny (10/31/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but now you're just making my case for me about how the game is completely unrealistic.

If you want to talk about the most realistic game of it's time, look at ARMA, one simple realism mod and snipers DO require windage, nothing is indestructible, you cannot typically defy laws of reality, at least not in ARMA 2 currently, ARMA 3 is going through beta and as such is broke as hell.

So tell me again about how lens flare being forced onto players assists in 'fair gameplay', how is blinding everyone with unnecessary and ridiculous looking rendering effects either realistic OR enjoyable?
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#36 - kingpinkie ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
u r ghey
i bet u kis gurls fegit
#37 to #36 - stoicnick (11/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 to #38 - stoicnick (11/01/2013) [-]
stop doing that with the spoilers
User avatar #40 to #39 - kingpinkie ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]

#41 to #40 - stoicnick (11/01/2013) [-]
because then i have to scroll over it like seven times to read it
because then i have to scroll over it like seven times to read it
User avatar #42 to #41 - kingpinkie ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
but its so fun to do!
i mean c'mon


you know you love it
User avatar #28 - stoicnick (10/09/2013) [-]
ok so we need to start coming up with **** soon then
#29 to #28 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
Meh, or let it sink into obscurity as the world wouldn't appreciate it, not to mention my writing skills might be **** . :V
User avatar #30 to #29 - stoicnick (10/09/2013) [-]
well the way i see it is those people who wrote the Halo novels just put a bunch of random stories and got paid top dollar i think there is a very large chance it would get a following everything starts small, and as for your writing skills, that's why it's best done in partners ya' know revising and ****
#31 to #30 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
Eh maybe if I had a starting point to work from, as far as comparing writing styles, I was almost positive they had highschool students write those stories.

The random stories and garbage they sold as 'lore' looked like rejected ideas for the games or bad pitches.

No idea why they posted all that stuff, but I guess they were selling out as their universe was spread too thin.
User avatar #32 to #31 - stoicnick (10/09/2013) [-]
starting point eh? well let's see...hm... how about an alternate ending to Halo 2 killed tartauris and now what? Halo is gone and the flood as well Covenant and Humans are stationed together at the next Halo when they find Chief but during them being stationed Frank and Johnson he doesn't have to be Frank ifyou want to go look for a better Sanghili name meet up and talk about how's the military affecting you and they start to hit it off, eventually they both get ********* drunk at the "Beta Alpha Outpost " both end up in Johnson's tent and stuff happens (STOP) then everyone's like "Johnson isn't gay!" blah blah blah angry fanboys, but you see they want to know what happened right? boom next week or whatever the time intervals will be , boom they did it and they realize it was the most intament sex they have ever had they do it again and they realize they are gay, but ya' see they hide it at first because that's weird and talk about they have to stop each other's specie won't accept that but they do it again and this time as they are leaving the tent, Chief catches on he's like,"wut." but he's cool with it because secretly he's done it too if we get far enough that should be another story sop he talks to Johnson about it tells him he shouldn't be doing this blah blah (STOP) there fiirst two parts
#33 to #32 - blarny (10/10/2013) [-]
Except Chief is 'married' to his suit, pretty hard to **** someone if you're attached to your armor, not to mention he's a super soldier, what with conditioning and training an such, he's kinda like a robot.

Other than the cliche of getting drunk and somehow ending up near each-other despite being different species on different sides of a war, looks like a good idea.

Maybe fix it with Chief catching on later or them being stuck together to escape the Halo and head back to occupied space, make with the adventures an **** .

User avatar #1 - stoicnick (10/07/2013) [-]
you should probably get started on your gay Johnson and Frank "movie"
#2 to #1 - blarny (10/07/2013) [-]
Already watched it, **** got real, both sides wanted them dead, kept it classy with a fade to black ultra-hardcore gay sex scene, in the end it didn't really matter because the flood and the prophets done ****** up the galaxy, they escaped the explosion originally what with finding random banshee near the ground/crashed, managed to make it to space/faring ship full of dead marines, weeks of silence and pron happened, end of season one. :V
User avatar #3 to #2 - stoicnick (10/07/2013) [-]
next season chief realizes what's up and is like "yo Johnson youin somedeep sheeeeit dawg" and Johnson goes on aboot **** you Chief true love and **** you betrayed me yatta yatta left me for dead. later in the season a brute assassin is hired to take out Frank so Johnson tries to stop the brute, brute to strong,Chief comesin and saves the day Frank gives Chief a fruit basket and on to the next season
#4 to #3 - blarny (10/08/2013) [-]
No-no-no all wrong, you got to sell the romance **** , Frank saves Johnson(More gay sex follows), Chief is all about saving the whole galaxy/big picture, not some gay panzy romance, though when Chief realizes that it doesn't matter what your sexual preference is so long as you kick ass and murder people well enough, it'll help teach the kids(Immature people) through a super soldier's perspective on gay **** and how they can be better people by being understanding and supportive in a relatively entertaining non-preachy way.
User avatar #5 to #4 - stoicnick (10/08/2013) [-]
and then frank kills captain key (the chick one) because she's a homophobe
#6 to #5 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
For season two I figured having Chief and the gay duo taking on the entire galaxy to prove both species can 'get along' so well, because Chief realizes if everyone is too busy being gay at each-other then no war.
User avatar #7 to #6 - stoicnick (10/09/2013) [-]
But then feminist Captain Keys get's allup in their **** that men are awful and they should not be allowed to marry and there's a big ol' angry argument that ends with Chief telling her that she's a feminist so she gets with chicks all the time and it's the same thing and then your weird kinky sex scenes
#8 to #7 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
Season 3 the new gay universe.
User avatar #9 to #8 - stoicnick (10/09/2013) [-]
first episode "The Rise of Queer"
#10 to #9 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
Nah that's too Batman
User avatar #11 to #10 - stoicnick (10/09/2013) [-]
then the Fall of Straight...or um...Faggot Evolved
#12 to #11 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
So I take it you have taken an interest in this fanfiction idea?

Originally I thought you were making a mockery of the idea.
User avatar #13 to #12 - stoicnick (10/09/2013) [-]
nah man, I'm so serious about it, but i would never have the time to write it what with school and all
#14 to #13 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
Dude, even with school and work and all manner of ******* , all it takes is just sitting down and writing out ideas and spellchecking/grammer nazis/etc

But then again, as serious as anyone can be, it's hard to be serious enough to put time and effort twords something, even if it's something as glorious as explaining/exploring the inter-species gay romance that's probably bugged the Halo playing world since it happened.
User avatar #15 to #14 - stoicnick (10/09/2013) [-]
no man the whole idea is showing all those people who think their race is best, that it should be just men and women that they are wrong. so we can make some parts serious but it will probably more like a joke story sadly
#16 to #15 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
Why couldn't it be both? I've always found witty meaningful satire to be especially engaging, something that can take itself realistically serious whilst still being able to crack a joke or two.

Though it's your call and I respect that everyone has lives, honestly I just enjoyed the movie my brain made up for me to watch, neat brain feature really, unsure if I'll actually bother to transcribe it into an actual story, not without help or encouragement anyways.

I just wish folks could see that sexual preference is about as important as their favorite color to everyone who isn't sexually interested.
#18 to #16 - stoicnick (10/09/2013) [-]
also nah man it wouldn't be my deal you came up with the idea, it's a shared thing all ideas counted for ya' know team effort and ****
#20 to #18 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
You have all creative liberties because I don't own this **** and my idea is rather easy to come up with and flesh out. :V
User avatar #23 to #20 - stoicnick (10/09/2013) [-]
i don't want all the ideas, you need to help too for the maximum amazement of Halo fans
#24 to #23 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
Is it wrong that this is less about fanservice and more about general stabbing at the fandom as well as general ***** and giggles being presenting in what appears to be a legitimate and serious format?
User avatar #27 to #24 - stoicnick (10/09/2013) [-]
nah man no one want just one type of people for support you want the masses to like the awesome **** you write
User avatar #17 to #16 - stoicnick (10/09/2013) [-]
were it so easy...get it...it's an arby reference....but yeah, are you creative at writing? i mean i could help with ideas but i am not the best writer
#19 to #17 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
Have never gone to school for it, but based on what little I've written and that people call me a natural story-teller and suggest that I should become a writer, maybe I'm good, maybe I'm awful, no idea.

Though as far as seriousness goes, pretty sure the Halo universe is a quasi-serious place in it's own regard, note any of the grunts, the skulls, the references, etc.
User avatar #21 to #19 - stoicnick (10/09/2013) [-]
That should be one of the main characters, a grunt...size doesn't matter too
#26 to #21 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
Hit the end of replies, though adding in rapists and new love interests would be total sequel **** , only required if there was an actual following.
#22 to #21 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that would be too silly, like inviting a midget into the relationship.

Would be straight up Jerry Springer **** right there.
User avatar #25 to #22 - stoicnick (10/09/2013) [-]
ok...umm hm... a jackal then...a jackal and Lt.Jenkins....a helljumber ODST
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